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Sorry for the very late episode

Sora: Hey guys! My birthday is coming!

Riku: Good for you do you want a cookie?

Sora: Yeah!

Riku: To bad i ate the cookie

Sora: ...anyways, its my birthday and what did you guys get me?

Riku: Don't worry i'll give you the perfect gift

*FLASHBACK*

Riku: Yeah...im looking for a giant Disney character costume/

Owner: For what purpose?

Riku: My friends scared of them and its his birthday tommorow.

Owner: Step into my office...

*FLASHBACK OVER*

Riku: heh heh, GO AWAY

Sora: Fine

-in Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: What do you want Sora

Sora: Did you guys remember my birthday?

Marluxia: Why should we, we hate you

Sora: -grabs Marluxia's neck and speaks in a demonic voice- IF YOU DON'T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IM GOING PUNCH...

Marluxia: Me? Cause I can take a punch

Sora: UHHHHHHHH, IM GOING TO PUNCH...ZEXION!

Marluxia: You can go ahead and punch that mute

Sora: UHH, THE LARXANE!

Marluxia: She could use a punch in the head since she is nuts!

Sora: THEN AXEL!!!!!

Marluxia: NOOOOOOO!! Not Axel!

Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, NOW...GET ME SOMETHING GOOD FOR MY BIRTHDAY! -lets Marluxia go and skips away-

Axel: That Sora?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Did he threaten to punch me?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Did you say yes to whatever he said?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Yeah?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Yeah?

Marluxia: SHUT UP

-at Roxas' House-

Roxas: Hey Sora

Sora: My birthday is coming are you going to come?

Roxas: Nope!

Sora: DONT MAKE ME MERGE WITH YOU!

Roxas: No I don't want to! YOU EAT SO MUCH JUNK FOOD! I WOULD HAVE DIED IF I HADN'T ESCAPED

Sora: Well get me something good and I won't have to...

Roxas: -sigh- Fine

Sora: See ya later! -skips away-

-in the Mansion-

Sora: Hey Kairi, since its my birthday do you

Kairi: No

Sora: HA! I was going to say, "Not want to go out with me!", You should have listened! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kairi: T_T; look, Sora. I can't even be here on your birthday

Sora: ;_; but why?

Kairi: Im doing MC Raid tonight, I hope you understand

Sora: MC?

Kairi: Yeah, like ROFL, J/K, LOL, OMG ect...

Sora: I don't even know those acronyms!

Kairi: You know what the word acronym means and you dont know what those are?

Sora: Yeah!

Kairi: Bye Sora

Sora: ;_;

-At the party-

Ray: What did you get him?

Maruxia: A bomb

Ray: Same here

Roxas: Did you guys see Sora anywhere?

Ray: I think he's in his room

-in Sora's room-

Sora: Hahhah, with my slightly genius plan i'll make kairi come to my party! -goes on World of Warcraft-

-In World of Warcraft-

UltraNob: -Sora- Ok lets see...-checks acronym guide- LFG MC PST!!

HawtKairi: -sends a invite to UltraNob- Hey

UltraNob: hey,

HawtKairi: Ok, lets head out

-In Molten Core-

HawtKairi: Ok is everyone ready?

UltraNob: -thinks- HA hah now for the plan...-screams- UULLLLTTTTRRRAAAAA NNNNNNNOOOOOOBBBBBBB

HawtKairi: What is he doing?

UltraNob: -charges into the super ultra omega boss, RAGNOS!-

-three seconds later-

Everyone: -dead- THANKS A LOT UTLRA N00B!

UltraNob: -signs out-

Sora: Ha ha, perfect...-runs out to the party-

Kairi: -comes out- Man what a total rip

Sora: What happend?

Kairi: Some n00b wiped our raid

Sora: Well, thats to bad. Come on join the party

Kairi: Fine...

-A lot of hours later-

Sora: OK EVERYONE SHUT UP! Time to open the gifts! -opens Ray's and Marluxia's- Wow! Bombs! Thanks guys!

Roxas: Here's my gift! -whispers- CAN I PLEASE GO NOW!

Sora: No...

Roxas: ;_;

Sora: Woah you got me a diet machine?

Roxas: Yeah its supposed to destroy all of the junk food in your body and replace it with healthy foo- -gets nailed in face with the diet machine-

Sora: Hey where's Riku? Its his-

Riku: -jumps out in a Micky Mouse Costume- ROOOOOOOARRRR

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH -throws the two bombs at it and the mansion blows up-

To Be Contiuned...
 

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Ok, sorry for another delay. (Also the most funniest ff7 comic eva http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176 )

Sora: Hey guys guess what?

Everyone: What?

Sora: H_K sent us his new game that he made

Riku: Really, he made a game?

Sora: Yeah he said that we'll never notice him

Kairi: So whats it called

Sora: Far Wars: Knights of the Fairly New but Slightly Old Republic: The Black Cape Wearing, Red Lightsaber Carring Evil Lords

Kairi: Where have we heard of that game before...

George Lucas: I have no clue! o_O

Riku: Put it in the Xbox 360

-in the Game-

SoRiKa: -Riku- Why did we have to make this character a girl! -Kairi- Because the name SoRiKa doesn't sound like a real name! -Sora- At least the view's good growl!

-Real Life-

Kairi: -smacks Sora in the back of the head-

-In-Game-

SoRiKa: -Sora- OWWWW!! -Kairi- Shut up Sora and lets start the game.

-a few hours into the game-

SoRiKa: -Riku- Hey look at this, a video sign *watches* Droid for sale, its free just take it man! I can't stand it, it keeps calling me a meatbag and slaps me in the face. -cries- Its horrible! Wait here it comes! -hides the camera-

Droid: What is that?

Merchant: Nothing!

Droid: Were you trying to sell me you meatbag?

Merchant: No I wasn't!

Droid: -blaster fire-

SoRiKa: o_O

Merchant: Welcome I see you've seen the video

SoRiKa: WE DON'T WANT IT!

Merchant: Nonsense! Come in Come! -walks in- Meet H_K-47!

SoRiKa: H_K-47? ...

Merchant: Yeah he tried to kill me but I just started ripping all of the wires out of him.

SoRiKa: So are there any side effects from doing that?

SoRiKa: Well all he does now is shoot stuff you point at, and call everyone you meet Meatbag

H_K-47: -turns towards SoRiKa- Clarification: He didn't do squat to me, all he changed was my ability to slap people. But I felt that he deserved to lied to.

SoRiKa: -Sora- We'll take him! -throws hand in the air-

H_K-47: -shoots the ceiling-

Merchant: Yay! -kicks the robot and SoRiKa out-

SoRiKa: -Riku- What a jerk

H_K-47: Statement: Do not worry, I rigged the house to explode once i-

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

SoRiKa: -Sora- THIS ROBOT ROCKS!!!! -Kairi- No he doesn't he's a evil little robot! -Riku- I just plain don't care.

H_K-47: Confusion: Master Meatbag, are you insane?

SoRiKa: No its just in our world, there are three of us playing this character

H_K-47: Major Confusion: Another world? -thinks evil thoughts- And how may I get to this world?

SoRiKa: -sora- well you can grab onto this charcter and we'll quit the game you join us probably

H_K-47: Stament: Ok, now lets try it -grabs onto SoRiKa- and he dissapears with them-

-In Real Life-

H_K-47: World Domination Speech: Finally, I am free of that wretched world! Now i shall kill every Meatbag on the planet! -pulls out a rifle with 50 laser cannons on it from the wall and runs away-

Kairi: Thanks a lot Sora we just unleashed a Killer Robot into the world!

Sora: What?! That was a fake gun on the wall!

Riku: Uhhhh, actually thats a killer death ray that i built from the death rays that I took from Vexen's lab.

Sora and Kairi: O_O

Kairi: -sigh- Well thats another villain we unleashed onto the world...-sigh- Put him on the list Sora.

Sora: Okey Dookey! -grabs a red marker-

VILLAINS THAT WE UNLEASHED ONTO THE WORLD DO TO EITHER SORA OR RIKU'S STUPIDIDTY
Starbucks (Riku)
Global Warming (Sora)
Nintendo (Sora)
n00bs (Sora and Riku)
That one old lady who is the voice lady for Naruto on the American Version (Riku)
Ray (Sora)
Superhero (Sora)
Don Patch (Sora and Riku)

Sora: -says while writing- H_K-47.

Riku: Why is it always us who cause every villain in the world to be here I mean, Kairi unleashed Final Fantasy X-2 onto the world with her -says in a girlly voice- "FAN MAIL..."

Kairi: Hey shut up it was a good game!

Sora and Riku: -in girlly voices- FAN MAIL FAN MAIL FAN MAIL FAN MAIL

Kairi: GRRRRRRRRRRR

To Be Continued...
 
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I like the latest one, Snake was hilarious.

Sora: Hmmmmm...

Riku: What

Sora: I'm watching the news and it seems all of the villains we created are gathering again

Riku: What! They did that last time!

Sora: Yeah I know I hate re-runs.

Riku: Yeah there so weak. Just because of that, were straying the story away from that! Come on we have to do something else.

Sora: I don't want to! I'm to lazy...

Riku: Fine...-presses button on the couch and it flips over to reveal machines and death rays- Lets see...here we are! -takes out a walker machine- Just sit on it and it will do all of the walking!

Sora: WOOOOAAAAHHHHH!

Riku: Its cool, I know I made it myself and- -see's Sora picking up all of the stuff from under the couch-

Sora: Hey here's my Don Patch doll! -pulls the string on it-

Don Patch: TIME FOR THE CHURRO DANCE!!! -dances over and over-

Sora: I love this thing, it dances forever!

Riku: Yeah i know...-takes a death ray out of the couch and blasts the doll-

Don Patch: Ouch...

Sora: NOOOOOOO -takes the Don Patch manual out- WHAT! Not refundable if Riku destroys it with a death ray! Well, I guess I can say that I shot it...

Don Patch: Not refundable if Sora lies about it being destroyed.

Sora: -cries- I remember all the good times we had with it...-sniffle-

---

Don Patch: CHURRRRRRRRRRROOOOOO DAANCEAH -dances all day and night-

Kairi: Doesn't that thing have batteries?

Don Patch: SOLAR POWER FOR THE WIN!!!

Kairi: ugh

RIku: -grabs it and shoves it in the couch-

---

Sora: Good times...well im going to go cry myself to sleep. -walks into a room-

Riku: Thats the closet

Sora: I knew that...-walks into another room-

Riku: Bathroom

Sora: I knew that...-walks into another room- AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh

Riku: Third Floor Fall Suicide Door

Sora: I KNEW THAT

Riku: Great now I have guilt...I guess i'll just have to find Don Patch

-in teh Palace of teh Don Patch-

Riku: Don Patch give me one of your dolls

Don Patch: I just can't give you one of my dolls! You have to earn it in some crazy contest

Riku: Fine i'll join one

Don Patch: Yay! Your the final one! -pulls a lever and him and Riku fall through the trap doors-

-in the contest room-

Riku: What the...

-Ray, Roxas, Darth Sidious, Ansem, H_K-47 and Riku stand in the line-

Riku: Why are you all here!

Ray: I plan on putting a bomb in the doll and giving it to Sora

Roxas: For some strange reason I want that doll!

Darth Sidious: IT WILL BE MY NEW APPRENTICE

Ansem: DARKNESS

H_K-47: Observation: I've discovered that many meatbags like these dolls for some reason since I found that the list was this long. And once I obtain it I shall clone it and arm them with thermal detonaters once the humans in the world play with them all meatbags shall be destroyed

Everyone besides H_K-47: :blink:

Ray: Well as long as he's going to blow Sora up im dropping out. Hey how do I leave!

Don Patch: You don't! -shoves Ray in a cannon- FIRE

Ray: -gets shot out of the cannon and hits the wall-

Don Patch: Oh yeah i forgot the walls are concrete. You ok? -kicks Ray's body, and takes a stick and pokes him over and over-

Riku: Yeah uh, are we going to start the contest?

Don Patch: Uhhh, LET THE CONTEST BEGIN

Everyone: What do we do

Don Patch: -grabs Darth Sidious and fires him out of a cannon and he actually breaks the wall- HA HA! IT WORKED THIS TIME!

Darth Sidious: That...really...hurt...ow...get...me...a...medic.

Don Patch: Any more questions?

H_K-47: -slaps Ansem-

Ansem: Ow that hurt!

Don Patch: -does the same thing to Ansem and the wall nearly breaks- So close! Any more questions?

Roxas: -whispers to Riku- I think I know what the contest is! Who ever lives when the wall breaks gets the doll!

Don Patch: ROXAS DID YOU SAY ANTHING?

H_K-47: -mimics Roxas voice- Yes I did

Don Patch: -puts Roxas in a cannon and launches and blasts him out of the cannon and the wall breaks- YESSSSS YOU TWO ARE THE LUCKY WINNERS NOW WE CAN GET OUT!

H_K-47 and Riku: Wait, that was why!

Don Patch: Yeah!

Riku: Well we still need to dig out of here

H_K-47: Clarification: I am a self drillling unit!

Don Patch: -grabs H_K-47 and starts moving him around like a transformer and makes a drill and fires it out of the cannon and light comes out- YAY -him and Riku crawl out with the dolls and skip away-

-in the Mansion-

Riku: Here's your doll Sora

Sora: That old thing! I don't want that! I want this new doll! -holds up a H_K-47 doll and pulls the string-

H_K-47: You meatbag, You meatbag, You meatbag

Riku: -Has the anime anger mark on his head, and blasts the doll-

Sora: What did you that for!

Riku: -points the death ray and Sora- Run

Sora: What?

Riku: -shoots part of Sora's hair off-

Sora: Ok im running! -sprints away-

To be Continued...
 
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Riku: -sigh-

Kairi: What

Riku: Its been four days and I haven't heard anything annoying come out of Sora.

Kairi: ...

Riku: ...

Kairi: Lets go

Riku: Yeah

-at Sora's bedroom door-

Riku: Ok, lets just see and-

-loud noises and bangs hit the door-

Kairi: You first.

Riku: -opens the door- Sora?

Sora: -wearing Mad Scientist clothes while stirring a huge pot- uhhh, its not what it looks like!

Riku: ... -closes the door slowly-

Kairi: What?

Riku: I assume he's making something evil.

Kairi: Really? -opens the door-

Sora: -sleeping in his bed-

Kairi: Well if he has nightmares, thats not all he'll be making.

Riku: -smacks Kairi in the back of the head- Potty jokes are not funny. Plus he was making something sinister!

Kairi: Yeah sure he was.

---

-door bell rings-

Riku: Yes?

Roxas: Sora wanted me to bring these highly toxic chemicals to his room. Can I just leave them here? I don't like his room, it smells like a monkey in a suit just had a party!

Riku: I KNEW IT!

Roxas: The smell? I'd figure you'd know it already since you live here.

Riku: No! -runs up to Kairi- Come to the door! Roxas just brought some highly toxic chemicals for Sora!

Kairi: Really?

-at the door, Roxas is gone-

Riku: But he was just right here!

Kairi: Ok look Riku. Your going nuts. And since you are I finally get to use the white room that I bought for some reason. -opens the white room door and see's H_K in there- Now I remember! -pushes Riku in- Have fun you two! -closes the door-

Riku: H_K? What are you doing here. I thought you were doing the voice acting for H_K-47.

H_K: Yeah me too!

---

Sora: -sneaks into the white room and goes up to H_K while he's sleeping-

Riku: Sora?

Sora: Shhh...-pours something into H_K's mouth and leaves and closes the door and darkness engulfs the room-

Riku: :mellow:

---

Riku: Oh man what I night. I had the most strangest dream where -looks at H_K-

H_K: -is glowing- What?

Riku: Uh your glowing.

H_K: I am? -looks at arm- Ok. Either I'm on Paopu Leaves, or your on Paopu Leaves. And, oh, my arm its so pretty! -waves it around and rolls around on the ground.

Riku: Ok, I'm going back to sleep.

---

Riku: -wakes up- WHAT THE!

H_K: -Don Patch is stuck on top of H_K's head- How's it going!

Riku: AHHHHHHH!!! -runs out the door and barges into Sora's room- What are you doing Sora?

Sora: What?

Riku: Don't make me explain it to you!

Sora: I can explain it.

Riku: No one asked you! OK! First, you were all freaky mad scientist! Second you order highly toxic chemicals! Then you gave some chemical to H_K now he's glowing and Don Patch is stuck to his head!

Sora: Wow, and my story was not nearly as interesting as yours! Keep going!

Riku: -slaps the back of his head- What were you doing!

Sora: Ow! Ok I was trying to make a new soda composed of entirely of Papou Leaves, and Sugar. But I couldn't let you guys know because then this episode wouldn't be this interesting!

Riku: Ok, but what about last night in the White Room!

Sora: Well I needed a Test Dummy, so I brought some to H_K to test it out.

Riku: Then why was he glowing and having Don Patch stuck to his head?

H_K: I believe I can explain this!

Don Patch: Yes, he can explain this.

H_K: First off. I'm the Heartless_Key. I can glow whenever I want to! And second, right when you fell asleep again Don Patch came into my room and said that he got a new shampoo, and since we usually headbutt to greet each other, our heads got stuck together.

Don Patch: Yeah I have no idea why that happened! I just borrowed a hair growing formula so I can get spiky hair!

Kairi: I believe I can explain this. I switched the hair formula with super glue, ever since I realized that he kept sneaking into our house to get our hair formula.

Don Patch: I never snuck into your guy's house! I only snuck in this morning!

Kairi: Then why did I see a spiky outline coming from the bathroom?

Sora: I believe I can explain this. Another ingredient in my new soda is hair growing formula.

Everyone: ...

H_K: I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside of me right now. I'M IN LOVE!

The End!
 
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