Maybe because I'm nice (which I doubt =P), or because I have something deadly coming up for the cast *evil music comes on* But I'll do that later.
-In Castle Oblivion-
Marluxia: -grabbing Riku's leg- NOOOOO don't leave we need you!
Riku: Sorry man, its just you aren't evil anymore!
Marluxia: We can be evil like uhhh, uhhhh hey Axel!
Axel: What?
Marluxia: Your fat!
Axel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa -cries and runs away-
Marluxia: Was that evil?
Riku: Well, sorta but no.
Marluxia: Fine! Leave we don't need you! -kicks him out- Hmmmm, MEETING TIME!!!
-in the meeting room-
Marluxia: Ok, since our group is just made out of; A Hyper Seven Year old in the body of a twenty one year old woman, a pyro, and a mute. We need Henchmen, and lots of them
Axel: What about the nobodies, those qualify.
Marluxia: Yeah but Xemnas did something to them now there all lazy now.
Nobody: Hey can you get me the chips? I'm trying to set the record for sitting down the longest, it says the longest is death but I'm just a being with out a soul so I LIVE ON!!
Marluxia: Axel...
Axel: On it! -grabs the nobody and walks into a room-
Nobody: Hey what are you doing?
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Axel: -hair is on fire- Hey guys, I'm back.
Marluxia: But seriously Xemnas made them so lazy there a new type of nobody!
Nobody: Hey we heard that! Were going to get you now! -crawls off the couch then dies-
Marluxia: See they die if they don't stay on the couch!
Axel: Well we can hire regular people!
Larxane: Yeah that would work! We could like suit them up with cool weapons like ours!
Marluxia: That is the single greatest idea you ever thought of!
Larxane: Thanks -blushes-
Marluxia: Do that again and I'll fire you, now go off and get some people!
-a few hours later-
Marluxia: What is this!?!
-Every Heart, TaoKitty, _Masamune_, and Geist stand in a line-
Axel: What this is the perfect team! A cat girl, an Anime fan, _Masamune_, and Geist.
Geist and _Masamune: HEY!!
Larxane: Quiet henchies!
Marluxia: Ok hench...people. Your first job is to...get us some lunch.
Every Heart: Hey! Were not your slaves, were henchmen
Taokitty: Hench-People!
Every Heart:
; oh yeah, forgot uhhh...still we aren't your slaves
Marluxia: Fine, we'll give you super cool organization weapons
Henchies: REALLY!
Marluxia: Yeah! And if you go get us lunch it will give us time to get them
Everyone: Yay! -skips away-
Axel: What do you plan on giving them
Marluxia: I have noooooo clue.
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-Evil Music Comes on, and Every Heart, TaoKitty, _Masamune_, and Geist walk in the Mcdonalds IN SLOW MOTION!!!-
People Eating: Oooooo
Guy at the Counter: -scratches back- Are you going to order something or just walk in slow mo all day?
-slow motion off!-
Every Heart: We'll take -lightning strikes- THREE HAPPY MEALS!!!!!!!! -dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
Counter Guy: What would you like to drink a chocolate milk or a soda?
Taokitty: Uhhhh, what does Marluxia like?
_Masamune_: Uhhh, which one is cheaper!
Geist: That doesn't matter get the chocolate milk! It's way better for him!
Every Heart: Nooooo were evil now so we have to make him not-better!
Geist: Your right!
_Masamune_: Wait can I try it this time?
Every Heart: Sure!
_Masamune_: -lightning strikes- WE'LL TAKE THE SODA!!! -dun dun dunnnnnnnn-
Taokitty: Can i do it next time?
Geist: I want to!
Every Heart: Hey you guys are Evil now! You'll settle it in a match to the death.
Taokitty and Geist: -starts grabbing chairs-
Every Heart: NOT IN HERE! JEEZ
-they go over to the soda section and about a million soda flavors stand before them-
Taokitty: AHHHH WHAT SODA DOES MARLUXIA LIKE!!
_Masamune_: Just give him a bit of everything!
Taokitty: Good idea!
-in Castle Oblivion-
Marluxia: You got our food?
Everyone: You got our weapons?
Marluxia: Uhhh, give me the food first
Everyone: OK! ^_^
Marluxia: Ok, here's they are; A super ultimate fighting staff *cough* carboard tube. A deadly staple gun *cough* no staples. A super saw *cough* hand-held fan. And a lightsaber *cough* flashlight.
Everyone: OOOOOO
Marluxia: Ok now go away.
Everyone: -skips away-
Axel: What toy did you get Larxane!
Larxane: I got a car!
Axel: Same here! -they both play with the cars-
Marluxia: -takes a sip of the drink and spits it out- Ahhh man, I can't believe that we hired them
Axel and Larxane: Well we think their cool! And its two against one so you can't un-hire them!
Marluxia: I think you mean fired
Axel: FIRE WHERE!
Marluxia: I should have suspected that.
To Be Continued...