Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!

[Taokitty]

xP Awsome! I wonder how Marluxia looks like as a cat... xD Awsome update! THank you for doing so! I think this is the second update today, so, yeah!=^_^= Hehehe, Zexion glows!

 

[Every Heart]

Ha ha, Axel go boom.

*coughs* Err, I mean....uhh...Axel was speaking the cool language

 

[Geist]

I'm just like Axel.Only I would've hideously mamed and burnt and nuked Scar 1,000,000 times.Why because I'm a pyro duh.

 

[Don Patch]

-In Hollow Bastion, Kairi, Riku and Don Patch walk up to Leon-

Leon: Hey guys, where's Sora?

Kairi: Uhhhhh, he's in a dance-off.

Leon: Oh, well cool. Guess what! I just got the movie Tron!

Riku: SWEET! I never seen it before

Don Patch: Yeah neither have I!

Leon: Here let me put it in Ansem the Wise's computer! -trips on a wire and it hits the computer and goes through the portal thingy- Ahh shoot.

Kairi: Well i guess we can help you.

Riku: Ah man...

-Don Patch, Riku, Kairi walk into the portal-

Riku: Cool, we're blue! And we look like cyborgs!

Don Patch: -has red armor- Cool!

Tron: How did you guys get in here?

Kairi: Well, where are we first?

Tron: Prison

Don Patch: WE'RE IN PRISON NOOOOOOOOOOOO! -cries-

Tron: We could get out if one of us had a key

Kairi and Don Patch: -looks at Riku-

Riku: What?

Kairi: Get your keyblade!

Riku: I can't it only appears when there's a battle!

Don Patch: Step aside...i'll get this door open! -pulls out THE DON PATCH SWORD, and holds it to the gate and nothing happens- YOU STUPID DOOR! OPEN!!!! -starts smacking the door with the sword and it opens- Ha ha! Don Patch wins again!

Sark: ; How did you guy get out! -see's Don Patch's red armor- Oh, hello fellow bad guy! Lets go see the MCP

Don Patch: OK!

Sark: -locks the door again-

Kairi: Thats it! -starts attacking Riku-

Riku: OW what are you doing!

Kairi: Challenging you to a battle!

Riku: BRING IT! -keyblade comes out-

Kairi: finally, -grabs Riku's arm and points it towards the door and unlocks it- There, you win.

Riku: Why didn't I think of that...

Tron: Thanks, now I need your help

Riku: Well, we need your help!

Tron: I said it first

Riku: Dang it...Fine, what do you want.

Tron: My name is Tron

Kairi: SAY WHAT! We're supposed to be looking for a movie about you!

Tron: Movie?

Kairi: Were looking for a disc type thingy.

Tron: Well, I need to delete the MCP but, he put me jail.

Riku: Well lets go kill it!

-in the MCP's place-

MCP: GAH WHO IS THIS PATHETIC -see's red armor- WELCOME BAD GUY! TO MY PLACE! THERE ARE SOME CHIPS OVER THERE AND -also see's Don Patch's Green Onion sword- OOOOO VEGY TABLES!! -eats it and chokes and dies-

Don Patch: Oops...

Sark: You killed the MCP! You are the most evilest person here! -bows down-

Tron: -throws glowing disc weapon thingy, and kills Sark- PWNED!

Sark: Master...

Don Patch: Ahhhh, I wanted a servant...

MCP: -body spits out the Tron DVD and Don Paches sword-

Don Patch: Yay!

Kairi and Riku: Yay!

Tron: Yeah the MCP is gone! Well bye guys

Don Patch: Where are you going

Tron: -jumps into the hole in the ground

Kairi: Well that was stupid. Lets go get Leon

To be Continued...

 

[Every Heart]

Yes! Updatification!!!

^Wow. What a long word

 

[Taokitty]

Lol, awsome!=^_^= ... DId they have red armor...o.o xP Stupid Riku! I thought that Kairi was just throwing a fit though...o.o

 

[Every Heart]

You should make a banner for your fanfic. Just like how I did. ^_^;;

 

[Taokitty]

Oh yeah! I forgot about banners!xP

EDIT: More precisely, their existence!

 

[testify]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That was hilarious!!!!!!! Update!!! it is teh funny!!!!!!!!

 

[Don Patch]

Well, I've been thinking about a lot of things for this Fan Fiction (*cough* Fan Club, *cough* Banner *cough* actual drawing of comic *cough*) But in doing all of I'd rather put on a cool wig and grab a martini because I am not going to milk this comic for all its worth!!!!! Unless I get payed...

-In the Hollow Bastion Marketplace-

Cloud: -walks up to Riku, Kairi and Don Patch- Have you guys seen Sephiroth?

-One winged Angel comes on-

Riku:

Don Patch: Hey thats cool! SEPHIROTH SEPHIROTH!

-One Winged Angel comes on-

Cloud: Have you seen him?

Kairi: What does he look like?

Cloud: Sliver hair, carries a sword type thingy

Everyone: -looks at Riku-

Riku: What? I have a keyblade, not a sword. Idiots.

Cloud: Well I'll just keep looking

Kairi: -picks up a flier- Lets see...

FIGHT THE ONE AND ONLY SEPHIROTH, AND IF YOU WIN YOU GET FREE COOKIES AND YOU GET A NICE SEPHPOOHROTH PLUSIHE DOLL! COME TO THE DARK CREVIS PLACE WITH THE EVIL CASTLE AND ALL THE HEARTLESS STUFF AROUND IT. YEAH, AND IF YOU COULD CAN YOU BRING SOME MCDONALD'S! DEM WIZARDS PUT A NEW SPELL ON THEM I HEARD, THEY GOTS A NEW KETCHUP THERE THAT HAS SUPER SAUCE, PEACE OUT!

Riku: Weird, -looks and there all over the place- How could he miss them?

Don Patch: Well lets get there before Cloud gets the plushie!

-In the Dark Crevis place-

Riku: Alright time to get a plushy! BRING IT SEPHIROTH!

-One winged angel comes on-

Sephiroth: Please we must end all Sliver Hair on Sliver Hair Violence, it has to stop.

Riku: Your right we have to-

Sephiroth: -knocks him off the clif- WHO'S NEXT! -see's Kairi-

Kairi: O_O; -runs away-

****Note Here comes my favorite scene ok, read it. READ IT****

Sephiroth: Ok that was easy...-see's Don Patch- YOU!!!

Don Patch: SEPHIROTH!

-One Winged Angel comes on-

Don Patch: I thought I killed you on the reactor

Sephiroth: It takes more then a simple stab with my own sword to kill me...

Don Patch: Oh come on, the whole sword went through you!

Sephiroth: Whatever, LET US FIGHT!! -Black Wing appears-

Don Patch: -Takes out the DON PATCH SWORD, and a takes out a buffalo chicken wing- Let us finish this!

-They engage in a high speed sword fight-

Sephiroth: -eats Don Patch's buffalo chicken wing- HA YUMMY!

Don Patch: Oh come on that is so cheating

Sephiroth: Come on I'm a bad guy...

Don Patch: Well YOUR MOM! WHAT NOW PUNK!

-high speed sword fight continues-

Sephiroth: How are you winning with a piece of celery!

Don Patch: Oh this is no celery...-does the flash move that Sephiroth does- Its a green onion...

Sephiroth: -dramaticly falls off the cliff- oh man that really HHHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTttttt....

-One Winged Angel stops and confetti pops up and hot chicks appear-

Hot Chicks: Congratulations, you beat Sephiroth, here is your prize a SephPOOHroth plushy doll and some cookies!

Don Patch: Wow, I would just like to thank the farm that gave me this excellent sword! And my mom, YOU ROCK! And anime, thanks for giving me those cool sword moves!

Kairi and Riku: I can't believe you beat Sephiroth.

Don Patch: Well, I am the coolest character here.

Kairi and Riku: -pushes him off the cliff-

To Be Continued...

 

[Every Heart]

*rolls eyes* Err...anyway, great chappy Patch!!!

 

[Don Patch]

Marluxia: Ok now that were out of there...Xemnas place...all right now were going to have to sneak in and take them out one by one! Everyone ready?

Everyone: READY!

-they fly into the castle opening and land near The Hall of Empty Melodies-

Marluxia: Ok, -takes out papou leaves-

Larxane: Where did you get those!

Marluxia: I have the abilty to control over flowers! Duh! -puts it on a string the throws it in the Hall.

Xigbar: SWEET PAPOU LEAVES DUDE!! -chases after it-

Marluxia: Zexion transform into a frying pan

Zexion: ............... (well alright but you better not-)

Marluxia: -smacks Xigbar in the head with Zexion- There! -throws Xigbar off the ledge- Now...-goes by the Havoc Divide door- Zexion transform into a deck of cards

Zexion: -has a ice pack over his head- ...............(You better not use me as a weapon.) -transforms-

Marluxia: Nah nah, its cool! -grabs the deck of cards and starts taking out all of the reds-

Zexion: ................!! (AHHHHH THATS KILLING ME)

Marluxia: There all reds, an instant win! -puts it in the portal-

Luxord: -playing cards against nobodies- Man, im going to lose!! -sees the reds- OOOOOO -goes near the portal and Marluxia kicks him in the face- OOOOOWWWWWWW THAT HURT!

Axel: -sends a huge fireball into the portal and it goes red- Well that was easy!

Marluxia: Yeah, now for Saix we have to be really-

Sora: -in a escape pod, yelling so loud that IM GOING TO KILL YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Saix: -goes beserk and starts destroying everything-

Marluxia: GAHHH YOUR SO STUPID SORA!!! Zexion, i need you to

Zexion: ...............(NOOOOOOO)

Axel: He said no

Marluxia: no? Why?

Zexion: .....................(CAUSE YOUR GOING TO END UP USING ME AS A WEAPON!)

Axel: He said your going to use him as a weapon

Marluxia: Yeah...-pushes him in the portal and breaks the portal doorway- Ok lets go get Xemnas!

-in the Altar of Naught-

Xemnas: -reading the paper- Hmmmmm, heh heh heh. Oh Garfield when will you learn...

Marluxia: Alright Xemnas its time to fight

Xemnas: Oh if it isnt the puny drug dealing flower man

Marluxia: I DON'T DRUG DEAL!!

Xemnas: Alright lets fight -takes out energy swords-

Marluxia: Yeah -takes out scythe-

Xemnas: RAAAAAAA

Sora: HEY WATCH OUT DUDE!! -crashes into Xemnas-

Xemnas Door: Ding

Marluxia: Hey thats all of them!

Riku and Kairi: -fly into the castle- THE DOOR IS OPEN!!!

Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo -jumps in the portal-

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Sora, Riku, Kairi: WERE HOME!!!

Crazy Kids: RARAHHHHH

Sora: Thanks a lot guys, I finish Atlantica for you guys and what do you do to repay me? You let the house get destroyed by crazy summer kids

Riku: Just shut up and get us some popcorn

Kairi: -sits on the ruined couch watching t.v- Did we forget someone?

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Don Patch: Hello? Hellooooo? Im sorry all right!!!!!

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Everyone: Nah

The End!

 

[Every Heart]

Is that the end of the KH2 saga, or is this the end of the entire fanfic?

 

[Don Patch]

Maybe both O_O. Yeah but its just the end of the Saga i'll try and think of some new things.

 

[Every Heart]

Ok, I was just curious at to what you meant by that.

Great chap.

 

[Geist]

YAY!Not that it wasn't good when it was in Kingdom Hearts 2.But I like it better when it's a reality show.And I like the pimp you hanging around insulting the others.It was nice to see Sora back again.

 

[Taokitty]

Lol, awsome! Though, Cloud never thought Sephiroth... Awsome updates! Poor Zexion!>.< Well, I hope you continue!

 

[testify]

yeah I hope you continue too!! That was hilariouis!!! Hopefully it wont be the last!!!!!!!

 

[Don Patch]

Sora: Everyone, I'm going to go find myself!

Kairi: -whispers to Riku- Did you take the mirror away from him again?

Riku: Nope

Sora: I mean I'm going on a journey by myself

Kairi and Riku: -cha ching!- WE'LL PACK YOUR STUFF!

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-Near the railroad tracks-

Sora: -walks into a huge line of people, and pokes the guy in front of him- Is this the Self Discovery Line?

Dude: Nope, this is the Line for the Hobo Recruitment, the self discovery line is that way!

Sora: Thanks! -runs to the line- One ticket please!

Train Guy: And will you be taking the Mid-Life Crisis package? It comes with the Luxury Bed, Bath, & Beyond, Bed Section of the train!

Sora: Hmmmmm... I'm 16 and thats close to 15 which would be the middle of 10 and 20. And its a crisis that I need a bed. So I'll take it!

Train Guy: -train comes by- Ok everyone get ready to run and board the train!

-Sora and a bunch of middle aged guys jump on the train while its still going-

Sora: Yay! So where is this place going?

Middle Aged Dude: Destiny Islands.

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

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Riku: Don't worry Sora you'll end up doing something.

Sora: Yeah...I KNOW! I'll be in a Movie!

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Some Guy: Take 1; Matrix 4 Enter the Neo. Action!

Morpheus: We must be silent before the machines get us.

Sora: DUDE! MORPHEUS THEY GOT DOUGHNUTS OVER HERE!

Morpheus: Are they glazed?

Sora: YEAH!

Morpheus: SWEET -jumps off set-

Director: YOUR FIRED!

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George Lucas: Action!

Sora: -dressed up as Luke-

Obi-Wan: Luke use the for-

Sora: One sec Wan, -messes with the radio- Sick this thing has video! -turns on The Daily Show with John Stewart-

Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the force!

Sora: Cant it wait? My shows almost done!

George: YOUR FIRED

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Sora: WAAAAAA There's nothing fun I can do....

Kairi: Yeah, your right. Now go away your blocking the TV.

Sora: -goes outside- I wish I could do something fun...

-a comet flies through the air and hits Sora in the head-

Sora: WHAT THE-

Comet Man: -jumps out- Yeah I am looking to deliver this super suit for a...Superhero?

Sora: Well, this is him?

Comet Man: Alright that will be-

Sora: One second, let me test out the suit so it fits!

Comet Man: look its a special alloy that will fit anything. Even that rock next to you

Sora: Whatever, I just wanted to put it on so...I CAN ESCAPE WITHOUT PAYING MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH -flies away-

Comet Man: I should really stop letting them test the suit out.

Sora: Hmmmm lets see. There's no mask to this! Then everyone will know its me! I know! Even a mask that just covers your eyes confuses everyone! -puts it on-

Lady: Help someone save my baby!

Sora: I'll do that one later

Guy: My money is in that building!

Sora: -in a dramatic voice- I SHALL SAVE THE DAY!! -saves the money and the baby- Here you go Rich Guy!

Guy: Are you Sora:

Sora: NAY! I AM SORA MAN!

Guy: So you are Sora

Sora: Noooo, I'm SORA MAN!!

Guy: Whatever, here's five bucks

Sora: AWESOME! -flies back to the house- Hmmm, I'm a superhero, i have the right to blow up things when i go places -blows up the house door-

Kairi and Riku: Sup Sora

Sora: How did you know it was me?

Kairi: Just because there's a little mask that covers your eyes doesnt mean we don't know who you are.

Sora: Well...I AM THE SORA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

 

[testify]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! That was awesome!!! more chaps!! Keep it up!!