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I wonder, wat if its....NOT! Atlantica? WAA!! THAT WOULD BE SCARY!! but not REALLY!! WAA!!
 

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Goofy: ATLANTICA!!!!!

Sora, Don Patch, Riku, and Kairi: GAHH GOOFY WERE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

Sora: -jumps to the controls- MUST TURN SHIP AROUND!!!! -The ship flies over Atlantica and flies straight to Castle Oblivion-

-In Castle Oblivion-

Zexion: .............. ( Translation- You know, I kinda like being back in the game. That way I can still keep these robes without Normura asking for them back.)

Lexause: Yeah there so nice, its always good just to wear a robe!

Zexion: o_O ................... (Uhhh, dude your supposed to wear clothes underneath the robe)

Lexause: What! I didn't remember Xemnas saying that when i joined!

Zexion: ........... (well its a common courtsey to wear clothes underneath.)

Lexause: Well wait, do you hear that? -Hears a mexican car horn-

Gummi Ship: -crashes straight through the wall and lands on Lexause first-

Zexion: o_O -turns into a super dark wizard and uses the powers to stop the ship- ..............!!! (You killed Lexause!)

Sora: Does anyone know what this guy is saying?

Kairi: I think he's speaking in cool.

Sora: Man then I should be able to understand him!

Riku: He says you killed a guy named Lexus

Sora: WE KILLED HIS CAR!!! That poor guy...and wait a second how do you know the cool language!

Riku: I have sliver hair! Anyone who has sliver hair is cool...

Zexion:................ ........!.......!........! (Yeah that is true anyways, ITS LEXAUSE LEXAUSE LEXAUSE!)

Riku: Oh wait, he said Lexause. Oh that guy. Didn't he clog the toilet a lot?

Zexion: ......... ( Yeah but threw him down here in the under part of Castle Oblivion)

Riku: So what are you doing down here.

Zexion: ........... (Lexause stole the fridge.)

Riku: Well, you might need to get a new one.

Zexion: ......... (....................)

Sora: CAN WE COME DOWN NOW!

-in the kitchen-

Marluxia: Ok, since it seems like Zexion was the wrong person to get the fridge back. Now were going to have to use our powers to get it back. So Larxane you'll go first

Larxane: -throws hands in the air an gets hit with 100,000 watts- Ow. -falls down-

Marluxia: Axel! Your up!

Axel: -opens up a fire portal and runs through and comes out the otherside burning- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Marluxia: Fine i guess its up to my awesome flower powers...-holds hand up in the air- BY THE POWER OF THE FLOWER, BRING ME A FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Flowers flow through the wind and flies to Destiny Islands-

Selphie: Oh boy! Our family's new fridge is here!

-The flowers pick it up and ride away with it along the wind-

Selphie: -cries-

-The fridge flies through space and goes through the opening near the gummi ship-

Sora: Now start the turbo booster!

-The engines fire and it burns up the flowers and the fridge-

Marluxia: DANG IT! Thats it I didn't want to do this...-picks up the phone-

Xemnas: -picks it up- Yeah?

Marluxia: Could you bring Xigbar over here?

Xemnas: Oh well isn't it the little flower man who wants to take over the world

Marluxia: JUST BRING HIM OVER HERE BEFORE I SEND MY GROUP ON YOUR @$$!

Xemnas: Fine...Xigbar head over to the traitors house

Xigbar: -smoking papou leaves- Ah man dude...right now?

Xemnas: Just go over there and i'll give you more leaves

Xigbar: SWEET DUDE!! -teleports to Castle Oblivion- So you needed something?

Marluxia: We need a new fridge because none of us want to go down to the depths of this castle to get the old one.

Xigbar: Sweet....-teleports to Destiny Islands-

Selphie: Yay our new NEW fridge is here!

Xigbar: Yoink! -pushes fridge into the portal and jumps in with it-

Selphie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Xigbar: Here you go little traitor dudes...-jumps back into another portal-

Marluxia: Finally!

-Zexion, and the others come in-

Marluxia: GAH SORA IS HERE!! PLAN ALPHA BETA GAMMA BIG MAC SUPPREME!!

Axel and Larxane: -bandaged up-

Marluxia: Well, uhhhh...SO WHAT DO YOU WANT!!

Zexion: ...........

Marluxia: Axel, translation.

Axel: He said that the Sora and his friends crashed into Lexause, and the Fridge

Marluxia: YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH THAT WHOLE ORDEAL!!!! But at least you killed Lexause so well call it even...but if you didn't we would have went ape on you!

Sora: Yeah right, there's like 7 of us counting the gummi ship

Marluxia: Well i have a super white robot!

Sora: phhft, i beat that easily.

Marluxia: But you were using stunt equipment!

Sora: We could beat you all the same.

Marluxia: Can we get back on track! Now why are you still here can't you just leave?

Sora: We tried but a bunch of flowers and another fridge got stuck in our engines.

Marluxia: Uhhhh, wow thats uhhh, -runs away-

Larxane: You guys just get Vexen to fix up your ship he's like a wicked genius.

Sora: So where is he?

Axel: Well he was super annoying like Lexause so with threw him down there with him.

Sora: Great then i can get off of this crazy place.

Don Patch: I LIKE PIE!

Everyone: ?

Don Patch: Sorry i just didn't have much dialoge in this episode...

To be continued...
 

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No, actually he never really knew the Organization was after him since they get sidetracked with taking over the world, stealing candy from babies giving wedgies to fat kids and a mixture of the three, and since their so pathetic, Sora is giving them mercy. The reason why Selphie gets fridge's so fast is because she's magic, like me.

Sora: So we have to go down to the depths of Castle Oblivion to force Vexen to fix our ship?

Larxane: Yep its that simple!

Axel: But here nothing is simple! The downside is that when you go down there you'll start to remember more things!

Sora: Like whenever i go up a floor in this castle i forget things?

Axel: No your just really stupid.

Sora: Wait then how did Namine bring memories into my mind in Chain of Memories?

Axel: We just smacked you in the head and told you over and over that Namine is the girl you like, to prank Namine.

Larxane: Then she left to join that bandage freak.

Sora: Whatever can you just get us to the under part of here?

Axel: Well since were injured I doubt that we can go down all the drops that are placed into our castle

Larxane: Seriously i don't know why Normura put all the doors that you have to have cards to.

Axel: And those stupid jump pads that you have to use to get up to the high places. WE CAN'T FLY NORMURA!!!

Sora: Forget this lets go.

-Back in the Kitchen-

Marluxia: -picks up the phone- Yeah?

Xemnas: Flower man

Marluxia: I have a name, deep throat...

Xemnas: Whatever, look I lied to Xigbar.

Marluxia: ....about what?

Xemnas: Well i said I would give him some papou leaves after he helped you.

Marluxia: My title says, "Graceful Assassin" Not "Drug Dealing Traitorous Flower Man"

Xemnas: Oh come on...look. I won't send Lexause to kill you.

Marluxia: He was on your side?

Xemnas: Oh shoot i umm no, he's not neither is Vexen

Marluxia: Seriously you can have the little freak. Anyways, Lexause is dead.

Xemnas: WHAAT YOU KILLED MY NUMBER 2 AGENT! THATS IT THIS MEANS WAR FLOWER MAN!! -hangs up-

Marluxia: Oh shoot, uhhhh lets see...Axel? No he's burned to death...Larxane? No she's just a pile of dust. AH WHO ELSE IS THERE!! Zexion? No, that little mute cant do a thing...Wait there is another...

-In The Huge White Castle thingy-

Saix: -picks up the phone- ...................(Hello who is it?)

Marluxia: -holding up a booklet- ..... .......... .................... (would you like apple pie?)

Saix: ..................(Uh what?)

Marluxia: Forget this, Look Saix remember how i helped you in high school...

-FLASHBACK-

Marluxia: Hey Saix watch this move i can do with my sycthe! -spins it around like a X-

Saix: -It hits Saix's face- ...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

-FLASHBACK OVER-

Saix: ...(...) -hangs up-

Marluxia: Forget it, were doomed.

-In Castle Oblivion's Depths-

Sora: Man i hate this place there's so many sudden drops WHATS WITH THE SUDDEN DROPS NORMURA THIS ISN'T CoM ANYMORE!

-Suddenly robots with bishie (or some other word for that) faces appear-

Sora: AHHH -slices them all in half-

Vexen: MY VEXEN BOTS!

Sora: Say what?

Vexen: Vexen bots there a mirror-image of myself!

Sora: -smacks them in the head- Lets go you ugly-denial person.

-In the crash site-

Sora: Fix it

Vexen: And why should I?

Sora: -Holds up a Vexen Bots head and smashes it with his foot-

Vexen: I'LL GET RIGHT TO WORK!

To Be Continued...

Don Patch: I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE LINES!!! -cries-
 
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Sora: Are you done yet?

Vexen: Im a Evil Genius, not a Evil...just shut up and let me fix it.

Riku: Evil Genius...i bet you make a lot of death rays and evil things?

Vexen: Hence the, "Evil Genius"!

Riku: Are they in your lab?

Vexen: Of course they are!

Riku: -looks around and runs off to the Depths- Ah crud i forgot to send that movie back to shop. Lets just put that on my list...

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Fan Girls
The New York, Fat Camp, and Somewhere Police Department
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Mcdonalds

Riku: and Movie...Buster...There we go.

-in the Kitchen-

Marluxia: Gahhhh Xenmas is going to kill us!

Axel: So what, they have a stoner, a gambler, and a dude in anger management! Big deal, i'll get them with my ULTIMATE FIRE!!!!

Larxane: -is dust in a jar- And i'll give em stains on their robes!

Zexion: ........................ ( You know I can just transform into something super and destroy them?

Axel: Zexion says he can destroy them

Marluxia: Yeah talk them to death!

Zexion: -frowns-

Marluxia: Well i can bring out the super white robot! That'll get them

-phone rings-

Marluxia: Yeah?

Xemnas: I'm bringing a group of Super White Robot Destroyers

Marluxia: DANGIT! -hangs up- Were done for.

Axel: Wait a second, isn't Sora's ship almost fixed?

Marluxia: Thats right! We can stowaway on it! Good idea!

Larxane: -Jar tips over and she gets dumped on the table- Ooops

Marluxia: Uhh how long are you going to stay dust?

Larxane: It should wear off in awhile.

-Back in the Depths-

Riku: Man, where is his lab...-hits a door- Finally! -opens it and see's loads of Super Death Ray Guns- EVIL METER RISING!!!! WEEEEEEEE -jumps in and starts swiming in the pile-

-In the Crash Site-

Sora: Is it done yet?

Vexen: Yes I even added a more dangerous weapon system for your ship and programmed it to work against, the Organization, Heartless, and Nobodies.

Sora: Alright lets get this going!

-In the Castle's Frontdoor-

Axel: -hear's the doorbell- I'll get it! -grabs the door handle- AHHHHHH THAT HURT! -opens the door-

Xemnas: -has Saix, Xigbar and Luxord behind him along with a army of Twilight Thorns- Where is the flower man?

Axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHhh -slams the door-

Xemnas: How rude

Axel: Marluxia we have to get to the ship, now!

Marluxia: -grabs Larxane- Lets go!

-in the Depths-

Riku: -Is shooting holes in the wall when he hears the ship starting- AHHH the ship i totally forgot! -fire's holes in the ceiling then holds two to the ground and uses them like rockets and blasted to the Crash site and flies straight into the entrance of the ship-

-In the crash site-

Marluxia: Come on get inside! -he and the Organization run into the Cargo Bay (Along with the Organization Mobile)-

Lexause: -gets up from the Debris- Oh man what a head ache...-falls into the hole made by Riku- AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh...

Xemnas: -him with the white nobodies walk into the Crash Site as the Ship drives away- I want that ship! -in a Darth Vader voice-

Gummi Ship: -Blasts off into space-

-in the Cargo Bay-

Marluxia: Yay, were safe!

Axel: Yeah and my burn wounds healed

Larxane: And im not dust anymore!

Zexion: ........ (and nothing happend to me)

Weapon System: Pathetic Organization Members, ........ no threat, destroy anyways.

-In the Bridge-

Sora: Do you hear screaming?

Riku and Kairi: No

Don Patch: Nope

Sora: Did we leave someone?

-Goofy and Donald come out of the restroom and get surrounded by nobodies-

Donald: Ah Sh-

To be continued...
 
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