Chuck Norris may run for President of Texas

[#1 Xemnas]

despite the jokes and imminant death, I wouldn't vote for him.

 

[Some Dude1]

Outdated as in the past 8 years?

G.W. Bush is still fresh in my mind. :23:

outdated as in were are all racist cowboys with slaves and shit and have only made it to the 6th grade

i have only ridin a horse twice and dont own any cowboy hats or boots,
dont have any slaves and im one of few truly non-racist people in the world,
never seen a cow close up... tho i do want to go cow tiping some time

but i do talk like a hick and would likly not handle being in the 6th grade... in a public school

well, my school's full of hating on libs.

and i'm liberal. yay.

i have never heard of a school being more lib hating the lib.
but it gives me hope... tho i dont like people hating someone for a reason like that

 

[Guernsey]

Texas Walker Ranger for President, yay!

 

[#1 Xemnas]

walker texas ranger

 

[Reflection]

For those of you who didn't read the article and don't get it, it implies that he wants Texas to leave the union.

Apparently "thousands of cell groups" are on his side.

oh god what?



I really hope this isn't serious.

And anyone who likes anime should want Texas to stay in the union because if it leaves, then so does over 1/3 of the anime industry in America..

LOL.

 

[Guernsey]

walker texas ranger

My bad.

And anyone who likes anime should want Texas to stay in the union because if it leaves, then so does over 1/3 of the anime industry in America..

That would truely be a sad day indeed. :53:

 

[Dawning Twilight]

President Norris. lol.

 

[Home bound]

Civil War II: Texas vs. 49 other states.

 

[Urbane]

49 other states and Puerto Rico.

 

[SuperSephiroth15]

Even if the votes go against Chuck Norris, he will just roundhouse kick every single politician and government official till the votes are overturned and he gets into office....xD

 

[blinkboy211]

No just no. Norris isn't nearly as great as many people think. not sure how he became such a huge internet sensation.

 

[Candy Man]

49 other states and Puerto Rico.

We always need 50. If Texas leaves then PR starts paying taxes.

 

[Thor.]

If Arnold can make it. . .

Arnold can do anything. That is the difference.

EDIT: Except act obviously.

 

[Q]

how the fuck can we take this so seriously that we manage to get a 4-page topic on it

I mean, it's chuck norris

 

[Aucune Raison]

how the fuck can we take this so seriously that we manage to get a 4-page topic on it

I mean, it's chuck norris

I wanted it to be about conservatives threatening to revolt, the title was a hook, but the site that has the incredibly moronic article doesn't allow direct linking to it.

Alas.