Chuck Norris may run for President of Texas

[Shadow Soldier]

Does he think he can do it because Clint Eastwood and Arnold did it?

 

[Vandread]

WorldNetDaily

No, this is not a joke. The idiocy of the conservative base in this country never ceases to amaze me.

Let the shitty jokes commence.

Frankly, that whole site is a joke. Just look at any of the articles.

I didn't think my opinion of Texans could drop any lower.

;-;

Please tell me there are exceptions to this.

 

[Solareon]

WorldNetDaily

No, this is not a joke. The idiocy of the conservative base in this country never ceases to amaze me.

Let the shitty jokes commence.

I have no shitty jokes at the moment (I will later though) but I'm starting to think that policits is all going into hollywood, I'm just waiting to hear that christen bale is a congress man.

 

[nelly <3]

:|

he should save america some embarrassment.

 

[Ulti]

;-;

Please tell me there are exceptions to this.

If you do not follow the ways of the Texan, I love ya ;3

 

[Vandread]

If you do not follow the ways of the Texan, I love ya ;3

Well, I live here, but I don't exactly lump myself in with the typical stereotype. I think that's good enough.

 

[captain]

Will Mike Huckabee from Fox endorse this?

OF COARSE!

In fact, all of FOX will probably join this conservative new little country..
But thats okay because we have the Mouse (aka DISENY) on our side...

I have no shitty jokes at the moment (I will later though) but I'm starting to think that policits is all going into hollywood, I'm just waiting to hear that christen bale is a congress man.

"WHAT DON'T YOU UDERSTAND?!

OH GOOD!"

 

[risingfalls]

Oh shit when did we secede from the union?

Well, I live here, but I don't exactly lump myself in with the typical stereotype. I think that's good enough.

You don't ride a horse to school and attend the rodeo on a daily basis like the rest of us?
For shame.

 

[Lycanthrope]

LMAO chuck norris...president LMAO Who the hell would vote for him.

Fuck you

 

[Urbane]

For those of you who didn't read the article and don't get it, it implies that he wants Texas to leave the union.

Apparently "thousands of cell groups" are on his side.

Hmm...Texas is gonna be the American Quebec? Wow...Bush really messed up the place...Norris is just gonna give the American government a roundhouse kick? Jackass...

 

[#1 Xemnas]

is there some particular reason for the Texas hate?

we wouldn't survive if we left.

 

[Aucune Raison]

we wouldn't survive if we left.

That's the joke.

 

[XIV-Lawliettre]

If he actually was a candidate he would win for sure who wouldn't want chuck norris to command his ass?

he would pawn the bad guys too! ;3

 

[Some Dude1]

is there some particular reason for the Texas hate?

we wouldn't survive if we left.

thats because we have gotten as bad as the rest of the country :-(
except we got the lib hate for outdated reasons

 

[Axelfan008]

LMAO chuck norris...president LMAO Who the hell would vote for him.

Keep in mind Kinky ran for governer, but only got 1% of all votes. So not much...but then, look whos governer of california.

(Thanks for the post. If its not a joke, I live in Texas and didn't know.)

 

[New2Ya]

thats because we have gotten as bad as the rest of the country :-(
except we got the lib hate for outdated reasons

Outdated as in the past 8 years?

G.W. Bush is still fresh in my mind. :23:

 

[Vossler]

I would vote for Chuck Norris because well hell he is Chuck Norris.

 

[captain]

If he actually was a candidate he would win for sure who wouldn't want chuck norris to command his ass?

he would pawn the bad guys too! ;3

Unless. the bad guys were Bruce Lee.. He took Norris down in like 2 seconds..

And anyone who likes anime should want Texas to stay in the union because if it leaves, then so does over 1/3 of the anime industry in America..

 

[Angel]

thats because we have gotten as bad as the rest of the country :-(
except we got the lib hate for outdated reasons

well, my school's full of hating on libs.

and i'm liberal. yay.

 

[Home bound]

this is crazier than the idea of paying blacks compensation for centuries of slavery.