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Chuck Norris may run for President of Texas



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Angel

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lol watch him become the next president of the states.
 
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President of Texas. Never knew that Texas regained their independence since 1845
 

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I just sharted.
My friend needs to hear this. He has a Chuck Norris boner.
Funny though
 

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For those of you who didn't read the article and don't get it, it implies that he wants Texas to leave the union.

Apparently "thousands of cell groups" are on his side.
 
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You mean American closet homosexual males who just fantasize about him? Pushover.
 

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"And in other news, over 4 and a half million citizens of Texas have been found dead in their homes, shortly after Chuck Norris was inaugurated as President of Texas. The only link between the victims of this horrible, mysterious massacre was a shoe print on the side of their face and their support for President Norris' former opponent, the late John Cornyn. Cornyn's murderer has yet to be identified, but police are starting to link the massacre to his death.
 

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Apparently the site blocks hotlinking, fuck. Search "chuck norris president texas" on Google and you should see it.
 
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