Best Quotes of KHInsider 2.0

[Zapt]

Also yes. Azby was but a young boy when the heartless took him... Now he spends his days making chicken for the Organization.

I didn't think i'd find such a cool post in the junk food thread,but i has proven otherwise...

Luxu observes everything... and we mean EVERYTHING. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Chuman]

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Look at these fights
Aren't they neat?
Wouldn't you think our hit lists complete?
Wouldn't you think we're the players
The players who've fought ev'rything?
Look at this list
Combat untold
How many Sora fights can one series hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) They've fought everything

We've fought Soras and Riku aplenty
We've fought Axel and Roxas galore
(You want Xehanorts?
I got thirteen)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna battle with our princess of heart
I wanna see
Wanna see 'er fighting'
Warping' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - rails
Sittin' at home she don't get too far
Adventures are required for trainin', fightin'
fallin' along down a
(What's that phrase again?) dark path

Up where they fight
Up where they sweat
Up where they scream all day on the field
Make em' squee
Wish she could be
Part of that world

PART OF YOUR WOOOOOOOOOORLD

 

[BlackOsprey]

Thread updated~!

 

[Grizzly]

I forgot my Twitter Facebook.

Sometimes I get a bit concerned.

 

[Recon]

I actually saw a screenshot and thought, "Wow, what the hell is this shit."

Now that I've seen the trailer, I'm like "ayyyyyyyy, what the hell is this shiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

That's positive, if I remember my youth lingo correctly.

TFW you rethink about your youth's lingo to "fit in xD

 

[VoidGear.]

Maybe they should have focused on their unfinished story instead of trying to make Ignis' meals photo realistic?

Solid candidate for "quote of the year" and it's only January 13th.

 

[faemarch]

Ansem's Report 2 and 3 quarters:
It is my duty to expose what this darkness really is. I shall conduct the following experiments:

• Make the subject play ENG version of Unchained X.
• Cultivate the darkness from the subjects' rage towards SENA.
• ???
• Profit!

The experiment caused the test subject's heart to collapse, including those of the most wealth. How fragile our hearts are!
My treatment produced no signs of recovery. I confined those who had completely lost their shit beneath the castle.

Some time later, I went below and was greeted by the strangest sight. Creatures that seemed born of darkness... What are they? Are they truly sentient beings? Could they be the shadows of those who lost their hearts in my experiments? Or maybe I should have put a bathroom down here? I mean, they look horrible and it's really shitty in here. Actual shitty. I'll have Aeleus clean this place later.

 

[BlackOsprey]

Well damn, even the site staff are in on this now. Thread updated!

 

[Grizzly]

If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to read.

I named my chicken sandwich in honor of your chocobo.

It says I don't have enough characters so ok.

 

[Muke]

MoM be like
"haha it was just my diary containing fanfiction where grown ups seduce 1 year old boys #akuroku"
would explain their shock imo.

laugh
laugh
and bleed

 

[BlackOsprey]

laugh
laugh
and bleed

I've already seen some theories that the MoM's box is full of sex toys so I've done my fair share of laughing and blood loss.

Thread updated~!

 

[Zapt]

Xemnas found Xion wasn't very handy to have in the Organization.~

I love puns so freaking much!

 

[Chuman]

I believe that inside the MoM's box is an embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob at the Christmas party.

its true, I wrote the theories on it

 

[Chaser]

Why is every quote of mine about the gaysâ„¢?

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Why is every quote of mine about the gaysâ„¢?

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[FudgemintGuardian]

Eh, I don't think it's that bad. But Xion does look like she's struggling a lot over there. Someone oughta give her a hand (ba dum tss)

You covered up Xion, too.
But that's okay, she's nobody.

Punsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Chuman]

donald didnt cast curaga when sora sacrificed himself

its true I was there and he did not

 

[Chuman]

It's actually pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

KH seems very averse to having the x in names sound like x's these days.

i wonder if luxord is actually pronounced lushord

KH and it's got damn retcons smdh

 

[BlackOsprey]

Good god, I just realized this has been going on for over two years now.
Has it really been that long
how

...

thread updated!

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I think we ought to extend our arms to SE: our dialogue really got out of hand regarding their mistake-- there's never any need to point fingers; especially considering the fact that they have us in their palm with their franchise-- their games are always two thumbs up and we always hand them our money

These puns are starting to get out of hand.