WTF!
Riku cries some more and then takes the note to show it to Sora and Kairi, and then of course show it to Tidus and Selphie. They go outside to look out into the ocean to see if there’s any sign of Sandy, but nope. She’s gone.
Sora: I’m sorry Riku, I-
Riku: It’s okay! We had broken up anyway. It’s for the best, right? I mean, no more fighting.
Kairi: … (snickers)
Tidus: What’s so funny, Kairi?
Kairi: Now you and Selphie have to keep us islanders from going extinct.
Selphie: But! …Oh goodie. There’s no way I’m doing that.
Tidus: takes her hand) Don’t you think it would be nice to have a real Tidus Jr.?
Selphie: Maybe in a few years, Tidus-
Sora: Guys! Look!
There’s a boat sailing in the ocean closer and closer towards the islanders.
Riku: Run!
They all scatter and hide in their houses and watch the boat reach the shore. They all stare through their windows.
The boat lands. A tall 21 year old dude and two gorgeous chicks climb out of the boat. The dude is wearing black cargo pants, sunglasses, orange hair, leather gloves, a black muscle shirt, a diamond earring, sandals, and a beach ball in each hand. The two women are- let me make this easy for you- enough to make a guy piss himself. Their names are Tyra and Myra.
Tidus: …Wakka?! (jumps out of the window) WAKKA!
Wakka: pulls shades down) Tidus! What’s happening, man?
Tidus: runs up to him and hugs him) I missed you so much!!!
Wakka: Aww look-a at you! All grown up, Tidus!
Tidus: Look at you!
Selphie: Wakka! (runs outside and squeezes Wakka) How have you been?!
Wakka: Great! I’ve been-a making a fortune at Traverse Town, ya!
Everyone else comes outside.
Riku: Wakka- (looks over at Myra) …Whoa. Hehe!
Myra: giggles) Hi! (waves at him)
Riku: grins)
Most everyone hugs Wakka after the parents come out and they all sit outside and rejoice and stuff.
Wakka: So-a you two are married, ya. Sandy left you, man? And you two are still together?
Sora: Yep.
Riku: …
Tidus: Yep!
Wakka: whispers) She’s had-a her eyes on-a you all day. Why don’t you-a talk to her, man? Her name’s My-a-ra.
Riku: …(scoots over to Myra) So, Myra…How do you like our island?
Wakka: She’s a sucker for cute guys. Hahaha!
Myra: It’s cozy. And for some reason, I feel even cozier next to you!
Riku: Oh! I’m Riku!
Myra: I’m Myra.
Riku: I know that!
Myra: Oh! Hehe, I have a slight teensy memory problem. It’s nothing much.
Riku: Really? Wow. I never would have guessed.
Myra: grins)
Riku: grins)
Sora: Look at Riku!
Kairi: Go Riku!
HEY! If I were to propose to my online gf to have a (mainly a roleplay) an online marriage, how many of you would want to be invited, how many would flame the hell out of me?