O.O and I thought I was a mean kid, when I cracked my cozins skull open with a rock when I was 4.... Anyways nice chapter.
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Man.... All I ever did was kill my hamster and turtore my grandpa's cat and dog.... 
Okay I wasnt going to update now because I need to type more before I do, but when I see MY fanfic on the second page, ALLLLLLLLLLLL HELLLLLLLLLL BREEEEEEEAAAAAAKS LOOOOOSE!!!! (kills all the other fanfic writers) DIE!
Selphie finishes puking and then goes to her house to use her own toothbrush. Tidus gets dressed and follows.
Tidus and Selphie talk for a while, then Tidus starts tickling Selphie, but her mother calls her away. While she’s attending to her mom…Tidus looks around and finds her diary.
He opens it and the front page reads “If you are reading this and you are not Selphie, I’m going to shove an eyebrow pencil down your throat!!! Selphie’s Diary.” He turns a few pages and reads a passage that catches his eye. From the date it displayed, Selphie had written it when she was only 10. It says “Tidus is such a jerk! He picked me a flower today and then he ate it! Then he burped really loud! He’s so immature! I don’t even know why I like him!”
Tidus: …(flips pages) This one seems interesting.
It’s from when she was thirteen. It reads “Tidus was trying to take his pants off in front of me today. Wakka threw some sand at him and it when in his butt crack and stayed down his pants! He was scratching himself all day! Poor little kid.” Tidus smirks and grabs about an inch of pages and flips through them and reads again. This passage says “Tidus forgot to change Tidus Jr.’s diaper all day! He’s such a bad father! I hate him! I hate him!!!”
Tidus: Geeze…(sighs and flips pages)
He reads another passage “Today I dropped my shoe in the water and Tidus when in and got it for me. Then he wouldn’t stop kissing me and licking me on my neck. It felt good, but he shouldn’t do it! I told him to stop but he wouldn’t! So I pushed him in the water and left him there.”
He turns a page again and this one has “Tidus keeps being a horny bastard!!!” written over and over and over, like a write off.
Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (rips the page out and throws the diary)
Meanwhile…
Riku: I’m sorry! I wanna learn! I really do!
S-mom: You might kill something this time!
Riku: You didn’t teach me right!
K-mom: I spelled it out for you twice!
Riku: Give me another change! (gets on knees)
K-mom: …Whatever, you taste your own crap from now on.
Riku: YES! (gets up and grins)
They go in the kitchen. Sora’s dad is trying to fix the TV.
S-dad: Stupid Stupid Stupid!
K-mom: Start here. (opens book) Easy.
Riku: reads book) I watch my mom make this all the time.
S-mom: gives him some ingredients) Riku, have mercy on our souls.
Sora’s mom and Kairi’s mom sit at the table and watch Riku.
Riku: mixes flour and some water) This is relaxing! Please don’t mind me. I feel like singing.
K-mom: Go ahead. Just stay focused.
Riku: sings) Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination-
S-mom: If this is your definition of mercy, I’d hate to see your cruel side. (covers ears)
Riku: hums) Hmm. Preheat oven to 375 degrees…That’s stupid.
Riku reaches over the stove and turns the temperature knob to 750 degrees.
Riku: Yeah! (puts food in)
K-mom: plays rock, paper, scissors with S-mom)
S-mom: plays rock, paper. Scissors with K-mom)
10 minutes later…Smoke rises from the stove.
Riku: What the? (opens the oven door) HOLY-
A burst of flames emerges from the stove and catches an oven mitt on fire.
Riku: RUN! Run for your lives, fools!
K-mom: Oh nooooo! (runs out the door)
S-mom: WHY ME?!?!? (runs out) MY STOVE!
S-dad: What the heck? … (sips beer and turns TV up)
They stand outside, screaming for Sora, Kairi, and Sora’s dad.
S-mom: Kovue!!! COME OUTSIDE!!! SORA!!!!
K-mom: KAIRI!!! I’m going to faint again!
Kairi: What are they yelling about? (yawns)
Sora: sighs) I’ll go see, baby. (crawls out of bed and goes downstairs) What’s going on, dad?
S-dad: watches porno) …Ohhhh baby.
Sora: … (looks in kitchen) What the f**k?
He walks over and picks up the burning mitt and takes it outside.
S-mom: gasps)
Sora: tosses mitt into the ocean) Problem solved.
K-mom: stares)
Riku: …Dude.
Sora: What are you guys looking at?
Kairi: sticks head out window) …Sora! Put some clothes on BEFORE you go outside!
Sora: Oh yeah. (walks inside)
Riku: …
K-mom: Wow.
Praaaaaaaaiiiiiiise meeeeeeeeee! Mwahahahah!
Selphie finishes puking and then goes to her house to use her own toothbrush. Tidus gets dressed and follows.
Tidus and Selphie talk for a while, then Tidus starts tickling Selphie, but her mother calls her away. While she’s attending to her mom…Tidus looks around and finds her diary.
He opens it and the front page reads “If you are reading this and you are not Selphie, I’m going to shove an eyebrow pencil down your throat!!! Selphie’s Diary.” He turns a few pages and reads a passage that catches his eye. From the date it displayed, Selphie had written it when she was only 10. It says “Tidus is such a jerk! He picked me a flower today and then he ate it! Then he burped really loud! He’s so immature! I don’t even know why I like him!”
Tidus: …(flips pages) This one seems interesting.
It’s from when she was thirteen. It reads “Tidus was trying to take his pants off in front of me today. Wakka threw some sand at him and it when in his butt crack and stayed down his pants! He was scratching himself all day! Poor little kid.” Tidus smirks and grabs about an inch of pages and flips through them and reads again. This passage says “Tidus forgot to change Tidus Jr.’s diaper all day! He’s such a bad father! I hate him! I hate him!!!”
Tidus: Geeze…(sighs and flips pages)
He reads another passage “Today I dropped my shoe in the water and Tidus when in and got it for me. Then he wouldn’t stop kissing me and licking me on my neck. It felt good, but he shouldn’t do it! I told him to stop but he wouldn’t! So I pushed him in the water and left him there.”
He turns a page again and this one has “Tidus keeps being a horny bastard!!!” written over and over and over, like a write off.
Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (rips the page out and throws the diary)
Meanwhile…
Riku: I’m sorry! I wanna learn! I really do!
S-mom: You might kill something this time!
Riku: You didn’t teach me right!
K-mom: I spelled it out for you twice!
Riku: Give me another change! (gets on knees)
K-mom: …Whatever, you taste your own crap from now on.
Riku: YES! (gets up and grins)
They go in the kitchen. Sora’s dad is trying to fix the TV.
S-dad: Stupid Stupid Stupid!
K-mom: Start here. (opens book) Easy.
Riku: reads book) I watch my mom make this all the time.
S-mom: gives him some ingredients) Riku, have mercy on our souls.
Sora’s mom and Kairi’s mom sit at the table and watch Riku.
Riku: mixes flour and some water) This is relaxing! Please don’t mind me. I feel like singing.
K-mom: Go ahead. Just stay focused.
Riku: sings) Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination-
S-mom: If this is your definition of mercy, I’d hate to see your cruel side. (covers ears)
Riku: hums) Hmm. Preheat oven to 375 degrees…That’s stupid.
Riku reaches over the stove and turns the temperature knob to 750 degrees.
Riku: Yeah! (puts food in)
K-mom: plays rock, paper, scissors with S-mom)
S-mom: plays rock, paper. Scissors with K-mom)
10 minutes later…Smoke rises from the stove.
Riku: What the? (opens the oven door) HOLY-
A burst of flames emerges from the stove and catches an oven mitt on fire.
Riku: RUN! Run for your lives, fools!
K-mom: Oh nooooo! (runs out the door)
S-mom: WHY ME?!?!? (runs out) MY STOVE!
S-dad: What the heck? … (sips beer and turns TV up)
They stand outside, screaming for Sora, Kairi, and Sora’s dad.
S-mom: Kovue!!! COME OUTSIDE!!! SORA!!!!
K-mom: KAIRI!!! I’m going to faint again!
Kairi: What are they yelling about? (yawns)
Sora: sighs) I’ll go see, baby. (crawls out of bed and goes downstairs) What’s going on, dad?
S-dad: watches porno) …Ohhhh baby.
Sora: … (looks in kitchen) What the f**k?
He walks over and picks up the burning mitt and takes it outside.
S-mom: gasps)
Sora: tosses mitt into the ocean) Problem solved.
K-mom: stares)
Riku: …Dude.
Sora: What are you guys looking at?
Kairi: sticks head out window) …Sora! Put some clothes on BEFORE you go outside!
Sora: Oh yeah. (walks inside)
Riku: …
K-mom: Wow.
Praaaaaaaaiiiiiiise meeeeeeeeee! Mwahahahah!
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Hehe Riku won't even get rid of the burning oven mitt.... Nice chapter Loved the diary thing... Is there gonna be trouble between Tidus and Selphie??? Post more soon
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Oh, Riku can't cook! He poisons mothers?! That's so mean! *throws pancake at Riku* Can't wait for the next chapter!
Hey dont kill me!! im a fan fic writer!!! Anyways loved the chapter, And riku's cooking sounds like mine but yeah moving on....
=]
S-mom: There will be no talk of my naked son!!! Now, did you put the oven on the right temperature?!
Riku: Well it said preheat to 375 F, but that was too low.
K-mom: Let me guess, you put it on 500?
Riku: No, 750.
S-mom: But it only goes to 500!!!
Riku: What-
The oven suddenly blows up.
S-mom: My oven! (gets on knees) You blew up my oven!
Riku: Uh.
S-mom: Uh? UH?! That’s all you have to say for yourself?! Don’t ever come to that house trying to cook again! (runs inside and comes back) Take the stupid book to your house and blow your own oven up! (throws the book at him). (goes inside)
K-mom: shakes finger in his face and scurries inside)
Riku: Geeze. (picks book up and goes to his house)
S-dad: Great! The stove is broken! I guess you want me to fix that too, huh?!
S-mom: SHUT UP! (goes to bedroom)
K-mom: Grrr! (goes to bedroom)
S-dad: Sheesh! (changes channel back to porno)
Later…outside on the deck…
Tidus: Selphie?
Selphie: Yes, Tidus?
Tidus: Are you-
Selphie: Is this another sex talk again?
Tidus: No. I have a question.
Selphie: What?
Tidus: Are you…afraid of Sandy?
Selphie: What?! …No…Yes.
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because she’s older, stronger, and scarier than me.
Tidus: I could take her, both of us could. And you know Kairi would always have your back.
Selphie: Why are you talking like this? It’s not like I really have a reason to beat her up. But she did hit Kairi with a rock…
Tidus: Yeah.
Selphie: rolls eyes) I wish I was brave like Kairi. She’s the only girl I’ve ever seen who would sock out her own father more than once and I wouldn’t dare confront Sandy.
Tidus: Yeah and she doesn’t fight like no girl either!
Selphie: smiles)
Tidus: Hey, I found your diary, it was in my room… I was reading it.
Selphie: Okay, I was looking for it, Tidus!
Tidus: You aren’t mad that I read it?
Selphie: No, I have nothing to hide from you.
Tidus: Wow, you should read my journal, but some of the pages might upset you or make your barf.
Selphie: I’ll put it on my to-do list.
Kairi hops down from Sora’s window and skips over to Tidus and Selphie.
Kairi: HEYYYY!
Selphie: Hi Kairi! We were just talking about you!
Kairi: What about me?
Tidus: About your boobs-
Selphie: pushes Tidus) Just about you!
Tidus: Selphie wants you to show her how to fight because she’s afraid of Sandy!
Selphie: No, I-
Kairi: Sandy? Piece of cake! All you have to do is rip some of those horse hairs out of her nasty scalp and she’ll run off.
Selphie: Really?
Kairi: But that puts a bigger problem on your hands; Riku. You do not want Riku laying on you and shoving his tongue in your mouth.
Selphie: It must be horrible.
Kairi: …Actually it was kinda nice. He’s a good kisser.
Selphie: What are you saying?!?!
Kairi: It’s not that I liked it! It was just nice.
Tidus: …I’m telling Sora-
Kairi: Back to the topic on Sandy.
Selphie: Kairi-
Kairi: Look, she’s coming outside!
Sandy: wipes eyes) Eh. (looks at sun)
Kairi: Sandy has a short temper just like Riku. Ho over there and bump into her.
Selphie: What?!
Kairi: Real hard! Knock her down.
Selphie: But she’ll pummel me!
Kairi: Don’t worry! I promise she won’t hurt you. I’ll be right behind you. Go.
Selphie: Kairi, my life is in your hands… (walks over to Sandy).(gulps)
Sandy: frowns at Selphie)
Selphie: knocks Sandy down) Oops! I’m sorry-
Sandy: gets up) hey! Watch it! (pushes Selphie down)
Selphie: gasps)
S-mom: There will be no talk of my naked son!!! Now, did you put the oven on the right temperature?!
Riku: Well it said preheat to 375 F, but that was too low.
K-mom: Let me guess, you put it on 500?
Riku: No, 750.
S-mom: But it only goes to 500!!!
Riku: What-
The oven suddenly blows up.
S-mom: My oven! (gets on knees) You blew up my oven!
Riku: Uh.
S-mom: Uh? UH?! That’s all you have to say for yourself?! Don’t ever come to that house trying to cook again! (runs inside and comes back) Take the stupid book to your house and blow your own oven up! (throws the book at him). (goes inside)
K-mom: shakes finger in his face and scurries inside)
Riku: Geeze. (picks book up and goes to his house)
S-dad: Great! The stove is broken! I guess you want me to fix that too, huh?!
S-mom: SHUT UP! (goes to bedroom)
K-mom: Grrr! (goes to bedroom)
S-dad: Sheesh! (changes channel back to porno)
Later…outside on the deck…
Tidus: Selphie?
Selphie: Yes, Tidus?
Tidus: Are you-
Selphie: Is this another sex talk again?
Tidus: No. I have a question.
Selphie: What?
Tidus: Are you…afraid of Sandy?
Selphie: What?! …No…Yes.
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because she’s older, stronger, and scarier than me.
Tidus: I could take her, both of us could. And you know Kairi would always have your back.
Selphie: Why are you talking like this? It’s not like I really have a reason to beat her up. But she did hit Kairi with a rock…
Tidus: Yeah.
Selphie: rolls eyes) I wish I was brave like Kairi. She’s the only girl I’ve ever seen who would sock out her own father more than once and I wouldn’t dare confront Sandy.
Tidus: Yeah and she doesn’t fight like no girl either!
Selphie: smiles)
Tidus: Hey, I found your diary, it was in my room… I was reading it.
Selphie: Okay, I was looking for it, Tidus!
Tidus: You aren’t mad that I read it?
Selphie: No, I have nothing to hide from you.
Tidus: Wow, you should read my journal, but some of the pages might upset you or make your barf.
Selphie: I’ll put it on my to-do list.
Kairi hops down from Sora’s window and skips over to Tidus and Selphie.
Kairi: HEYYYY!
Selphie: Hi Kairi! We were just talking about you!
Kairi: What about me?
Tidus: About your boobs-
Selphie: pushes Tidus) Just about you!
Tidus: Selphie wants you to show her how to fight because she’s afraid of Sandy!
Selphie: No, I-
Kairi: Sandy? Piece of cake! All you have to do is rip some of those horse hairs out of her nasty scalp and she’ll run off.
Selphie: Really?
Kairi: But that puts a bigger problem on your hands; Riku. You do not want Riku laying on you and shoving his tongue in your mouth.
Selphie: It must be horrible.
Kairi: …Actually it was kinda nice. He’s a good kisser.
Selphie: What are you saying?!?!
Kairi: It’s not that I liked it! It was just nice.
Tidus: …I’m telling Sora-
Kairi: Back to the topic on Sandy.
Selphie: Kairi-
Kairi: Look, she’s coming outside!
Sandy: wipes eyes) Eh. (looks at sun)
Kairi: Sandy has a short temper just like Riku. Ho over there and bump into her.
Selphie: What?!
Kairi: Real hard! Knock her down.
Selphie: But she’ll pummel me!
Kairi: Don’t worry! I promise she won’t hurt you. I’ll be right behind you. Go.
Selphie: Kairi, my life is in your hands… (walks over to Sandy).(gulps)
Sandy: frowns at Selphie)
Selphie: knocks Sandy down) Oops! I’m sorry-
Sandy: gets up) hey! Watch it! (pushes Selphie down)
Selphie: gasps)
OH NO! THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A- (a what!?!) GIRLFIGHT! (ha ha i like that song)
cant wait till next chapter! post soon Gabe!
cant wait till next chapter! post soon Gabe!
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Oh jeez. Tidus is so weird. Anyway, yeah, can't wait for the next chapter.
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Wow..... Sandy and Selphie are going to girlfight?!?!? By the way where is Sora through all of this ... Watching porno with his dad???
Kairi: Hey! (rushes over) Don’t push my friend! (helps Selphie up)
Sandy: Get lost, slut. This is between me and skinny. (puts hand in Kairi’s face)
Kairi: Keep your cock grasping hands out of my face!
Sandy: Shut your cock eating mouth!
Kairi: You bitch!
Sandy: picks Kairi up over her head)
Kairi: Selphie!
Selphie: Uhhh. (kicks Sandy in her leg)
Sandy: Ouuuwww! (drops Kairi)
Kairi: lands on knees) Nice one.
Sandy: I’m already sick of you! (jumps on Selphie’s back and chokes her)
Selphie: Kairi! (chokes) She’s raping me!
Kairi: clotheslines Selphie)
Selphie falls on her back, squishing Sandy.
Sandy: Uuuuuuggggh.
Kairi: You do the honors.
Selphie: socks Sandy in her mouth)
Sandy: UUUGH! (holds jaw)…(gets up and runs)
Kairi: That’ll teach you not to mess with sluts, Goldilocks!
Tidus: Ay! (runs over) That was sweet! …But it was kinda cruel.
Selphie: Did you see that?! I was on fire! (jumps in Tidus’s arms)
Tidus: Yeah, but would you be that successful without Kairi?
Kairi: Stop being so negative! I’ll always be there.
Selphie: Let’s go for a swim!
The three go for a quick dip but stay longer when Sora comes to join them. They play Marco Polo for a whole hour and then go to the shore to dry off. Sandy and Riku come outside and Sora and Kairi get up to head home when…
Sandy: Hey, Kairi!
Kairi: looks at her) What?
Sandy has a big stone behind her back that Riku hasn’t yet seen.
Sandy: I just want to talk to you right now. (walks over to her)
Kairi: steps back) What?
Sandy: raises rock and hits Kairi in the head with it) That.
Kairi: collapses)
Sora: Kairi!!!!! (catches her) Kairi?!
Selphie: gasps) Sandy!
Tidus: holds Selphie back)
Riku: What the hell?!
Sora: Sandy, you stupid demon, f**k off!!! Kairi!!!
Sandy: She started this shit, Sora!
Sora: F**K OFF!
Sandy: Okay, Sora. (runs back to Riku’s house)
Riku: Oh my God! Sora, I’m so sorry!
Sora curses Riku out and Tidus runs over to help him take Kairi inside.
Riku: Damn. (goes to his house)
S-dad: What the hell was going on out there?
Sora: Help!
K-mom: KAIRI!!! What happened?!
Sora: Sandy struck again!!! (takes Kairi into the kitchen)
K-mom: It was just like last time right?! She’s okay right?!
Sora: I don’t know, it was a huge rock this time!
K-mom: stomps outside looking for Sandy)
Selphie: We didn’t do it!
Selphie and Tidus flee the scene.
Sora: sheds tears) Kairi, wake up.
S-mom: Hold her head up.
Sora: raises Kairi’s head)
S-mom: wraps Kairi’s forehead up) Sora, it looks bad.
Sora: You think I don’t see that?! I’m the one who carried her in here!
S-mom: Sora, calm down.
Sora: CALM DOWN?!
S-mom: smacks him) Sora, this is your girlfriend here, stop being a shit head whiner and show some real concern.
Sora: …
Meanwhile…Sandy’s in Riku’s room chilling.
Riku: Why are you in my house?!
Sandy; Why wouldn’t I be?
Riku: What you did to Kairi isn’t funny! She could be dead!
Sandy: Yeah IT IS FUNNY! Funny cause of all the times she’s jumped me for no reason, popped me in the jaw, I’m sick of getting beat up and cheated!
Riku: …Sandy, it’s not the same-
Sandy: Shhh. Sora will take care of her. Stop yelling at me because I don’t really care.
Riku: …
Sandy: sits on the bed) Come here. Get in the bed with me-
Riku: NO! This is over! Me and you are no more! Get your ass out of my house!
Sandy: I know you don’t mean that.
Riku: Yes I do! GET OUT!
Sandy: Why do you care so much?!
Riku: Because Kairi is my friend!
Sandy: But I’m your girl friend!
Riku: Not anymore!
Sandy: Riku. (touches his hand)
Riku: Don’t touch me! Go touch Kairi’s hand and pray she doesn’t die! I said GET OUT! Go!
Sandy: Fine then! (stands up) You’re going to regret this. (kicks Riku in his balls) You were using me to make Kairi jealous anyway.
Riku: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (grabs crotch) What the hell is your problem?! Get out!!!
Sandy: Bye Riku. (walks out and slams the door)
Riku: MAN! (bangs fists on his bed)
Sandy goes into her house and sits on the couch thinking about Kairi, but not in the lesbian way.
Meanwhile…
S-dad: Son…she’s not breathing.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Sandy: Get lost, slut. This is between me and skinny. (puts hand in Kairi’s face)
Kairi: Keep your cock grasping hands out of my face!
Sandy: Shut your cock eating mouth!
Kairi: You bitch!
Sandy: picks Kairi up over her head)
Kairi: Selphie!
Selphie: Uhhh. (kicks Sandy in her leg)
Sandy: Ouuuwww! (drops Kairi)
Kairi: lands on knees) Nice one.
Sandy: I’m already sick of you! (jumps on Selphie’s back and chokes her)
Selphie: Kairi! (chokes) She’s raping me!
Kairi: clotheslines Selphie)
Selphie falls on her back, squishing Sandy.
Sandy: Uuuuuuggggh.
Kairi: You do the honors.
Selphie: socks Sandy in her mouth)
Sandy: UUUGH! (holds jaw)…(gets up and runs)
Kairi: That’ll teach you not to mess with sluts, Goldilocks!
Tidus: Ay! (runs over) That was sweet! …But it was kinda cruel.
Selphie: Did you see that?! I was on fire! (jumps in Tidus’s arms)
Tidus: Yeah, but would you be that successful without Kairi?
Kairi: Stop being so negative! I’ll always be there.
Selphie: Let’s go for a swim!
The three go for a quick dip but stay longer when Sora comes to join them. They play Marco Polo for a whole hour and then go to the shore to dry off. Sandy and Riku come outside and Sora and Kairi get up to head home when…
Sandy: Hey, Kairi!
Kairi: looks at her) What?
Sandy has a big stone behind her back that Riku hasn’t yet seen.
Sandy: I just want to talk to you right now. (walks over to her)
Kairi: steps back) What?
Sandy: raises rock and hits Kairi in the head with it) That.
Kairi: collapses)
Sora: Kairi!!!!! (catches her) Kairi?!
Selphie: gasps) Sandy!
Tidus: holds Selphie back)
Riku: What the hell?!
Sora: Sandy, you stupid demon, f**k off!!! Kairi!!!
Sandy: She started this shit, Sora!
Sora: F**K OFF!
Sandy: Okay, Sora. (runs back to Riku’s house)
Riku: Oh my God! Sora, I’m so sorry!
Sora curses Riku out and Tidus runs over to help him take Kairi inside.
Riku: Damn. (goes to his house)
S-dad: What the hell was going on out there?
Sora: Help!
K-mom: KAIRI!!! What happened?!
Sora: Sandy struck again!!! (takes Kairi into the kitchen)
K-mom: It was just like last time right?! She’s okay right?!
Sora: I don’t know, it was a huge rock this time!
K-mom: stomps outside looking for Sandy)
Selphie: We didn’t do it!
Selphie and Tidus flee the scene.
Sora: sheds tears) Kairi, wake up.
S-mom: Hold her head up.
Sora: raises Kairi’s head)
S-mom: wraps Kairi’s forehead up) Sora, it looks bad.
Sora: You think I don’t see that?! I’m the one who carried her in here!
S-mom: Sora, calm down.
Sora: CALM DOWN?!
S-mom: smacks him) Sora, this is your girlfriend here, stop being a shit head whiner and show some real concern.
Sora: …
Meanwhile…Sandy’s in Riku’s room chilling.
Riku: Why are you in my house?!
Sandy; Why wouldn’t I be?
Riku: What you did to Kairi isn’t funny! She could be dead!
Sandy: Yeah IT IS FUNNY! Funny cause of all the times she’s jumped me for no reason, popped me in the jaw, I’m sick of getting beat up and cheated!
Riku: …Sandy, it’s not the same-
Sandy: Shhh. Sora will take care of her. Stop yelling at me because I don’t really care.
Riku: …
Sandy: sits on the bed) Come here. Get in the bed with me-
Riku: NO! This is over! Me and you are no more! Get your ass out of my house!
Sandy: I know you don’t mean that.
Riku: Yes I do! GET OUT!
Sandy: Why do you care so much?!
Riku: Because Kairi is my friend!
Sandy: But I’m your girl friend!
Riku: Not anymore!
Sandy: Riku. (touches his hand)
Riku: Don’t touch me! Go touch Kairi’s hand and pray she doesn’t die! I said GET OUT! Go!
Sandy: Fine then! (stands up) You’re going to regret this. (kicks Riku in his balls) You were using me to make Kairi jealous anyway.
Riku: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (grabs crotch) What the hell is your problem?! Get out!!!
Sandy: Bye Riku. (walks out and slams the door)
Riku: MAN! (bangs fists on his bed)
Sandy goes into her house and sits on the couch thinking about Kairi, but not in the lesbian way.
Meanwhile…
S-dad: Son…she’s not breathing.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
noooooooooooooo the suspense!!! i need more post more soon
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Good! I hate Sandy! Sandy should die!
Anyway, NO KAIRI! DON'T DIE ON US!!!!!!!!!! AND STUFF!
Can't wait to see the next chapter!
Anyway, NO KAIRI! DON'T DIE ON US!!!!!!!!!! AND STUFF!
Can't wait to see the next chapter!
*falls on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KAIR CANT DIE!!! *cries* wait,...if kairi dies, that makes sora single....XD *evil thoughts*
NOOO! Kairi can not die! Grrr! I wanna get my hands on Sandy and kill her!! Please no more suspense I need to know what happens next!
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NOoooooo Kairi can't die!!! Ahhhhhhh well im in Calidornia whhooooo on vacation baby!!! Well thank go di can go on the computer or I wuld die!!! Well post more soon your story is getting more and more suspensful!!
Hahahahahah! Just to make it more suspenseful, how about I wait until morning to post more?!?!? LOLOLOLOL! Keep the theories coming!
ok it's MORNING!!!!!! YAY FOR MORNING! NOW POST!!!!!!!...please
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lol, don't say that! Now he'll make us wait for a month! Or five!
Or... six... and a half... 0_o
Or... six... and a half... 0_o
Thelonepickle said:
sshhhhh! dont give him any ideas!
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