Lol, Marylyn wants some of Sora.
Post more soon Gabe.
Post more soon Gabe.
Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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Poor Sora! Jeez! I don't know what to say!
What?! What happened with the wedding?! Should we be worried?!
What?! What happened with the wedding?! Should we be worried?!
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You dont have to be worried.(huggles all WTH fans)
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*munches on cheese* That's good then. I'll have to get you a present. Not my cheese. What do you like?
Rep power would be nice. xD
Kairi sits on the toilet and cries, Sora leans against the door to listen.
Kairi: This is just great! My husband has to go f**k the devil’s daughter! This sucks!
Sora: sighs)
Kairi: Why couldn’t I have fallen in love with Riku?!?!?
Sora: Oh no.
Kairi: screams) Why don’t you just kill me now?!
Sora: swings the door open) No! You know I LOVE YOU! This won’t change a thing!!! I’m doing this for us! So she’ll leave us alone!
Kairi: …
Sora: sits down by her) I don’t want to do this but I don’t want her to hurt you.
Kairi: sighs) You better come home to me, or I’ll make sure I get down there just to kick your ass, Sora.
Sora: I promise.
Sora and Kairi spend the rest of the day in the bathroom talking and stuff.
Kairi: giggles)
Sora: I’m serious! I couldn’t help it! And you were sitting there scoffing at me in disgust!
Sora is telling Kairi some stories from when they were younger.
Sora: And then you threw something at me- I don’t remember what it was, but your mom came speeding outside and make me pull my pants back up. (rolls eyes)
Kairi: snickers)
Sora: smiles) I can’t believe you don’t remember that.
Kairi smiles back and then looks at her watch and loses her smile.
Kairi: It’s almost eight…
Sora: …
The clock strikes 8 and Marylyn shows up and opens the bathroom door.
Kairi: Oh my God! You scared me!
Marylyn: Don’t say that word in my presence! Don’t ever say it!
Sora: About that whip you use-
Marylyn: Well come on, Sora! (grabs his hand)
Sora: Goodnight Kairi, I love you!
Marylyn pulls Sora out.
Kairi: Have him back by ten!
Marylyn: Eleven!
Kairi: Ten ‘o One!
Marylyn: Twelve ‘o One!
Marylyn disappears with Sora.
Kairi: falls backward on the bed and screams) BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!
…xD
In Hell…
Marylyn: Sit down Sora! I need to go freshen up! (goes into her room)
Sora: sits down by K-dad) What’s up?
K-dad: Nothing much.
Sora: It’s hot in here.
K-dad: Are you and Kairi EVER going to have kids?
Sora: Not as long as she’s with me.
K-dad: Why not?
Sora: It’s a curse- Man it’s REALLY hot down here!
K-dad: I’m used to it. How long are you going to be here?
Sora: Hopefully only like five more minutes.
Sandy: …You’re ugly.
Sora: …Have you not noticed that you look more like a man than Marylyn?
K-dad: snickers)
Sandy: I hate you.
Sora: I hate you too.
Sandy: …Who was that girl that Riku was with?
Sora: His girl friend.
Sandy: He moved on that fast?!
Sora: Yep. It was love at first sight.
Sandy: But-
Sora: So what does Marylyn sleep on? A bed of nails? Ahahaha!
K-dad: Ahahah! You crack me up!
Sandy: I’m going to tell her that you said that.
Sora: Lesbian-
Marylyn: opens door) Sora! Won’t you join me?
Sora: No thanks. I’m fine here.
Marylyn: It’s cooler in here. (casts a ring of fire around him)
Sora: …Okay. (gets up and walks around the fire and into Marylyn’s room)
Marylyn: Have a seat. (closes door)
Sora: sits on the floor) Thanks.
Marylyn: Silly Sora! I meant on the bed.
Sora: Sigh. (crawls over to the bed)
Marylyn: evilly grins) Hehehehe. (snaps whip) You’re going to like this so much, you won’t ever go back to Kairi.
Sora: Ummmm.
Marylyn: pushes him down and sits on him) Do you like it slow, or recklessly fast?
Sora: …Save me.
Marylyn: I thought so. Buckle up; it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Ooh I hate to say this, but Marylyn would be DAMN sexy without that whip! I mean, the way she talks! HELL YEAH!
Kairi sits on the toilet and cries, Sora leans against the door to listen.
Kairi: This is just great! My husband has to go f**k the devil’s daughter! This sucks!
Sora: sighs)
Kairi: Why couldn’t I have fallen in love with Riku?!?!?
Sora: Oh no.
Kairi: screams) Why don’t you just kill me now?!
Sora: swings the door open) No! You know I LOVE YOU! This won’t change a thing!!! I’m doing this for us! So she’ll leave us alone!
Kairi: …
Sora: sits down by her) I don’t want to do this but I don’t want her to hurt you.
Kairi: sighs) You better come home to me, or I’ll make sure I get down there just to kick your ass, Sora.
Sora: I promise.
Sora and Kairi spend the rest of the day in the bathroom talking and stuff.
Kairi: giggles)
Sora: I’m serious! I couldn’t help it! And you were sitting there scoffing at me in disgust!
Sora is telling Kairi some stories from when they were younger.
Sora: And then you threw something at me- I don’t remember what it was, but your mom came speeding outside and make me pull my pants back up. (rolls eyes)
Kairi: snickers)
Sora: smiles) I can’t believe you don’t remember that.
Kairi smiles back and then looks at her watch and loses her smile.
Kairi: It’s almost eight…
Sora: …
The clock strikes 8 and Marylyn shows up and opens the bathroom door.
Kairi: Oh my God! You scared me!
Marylyn: Don’t say that word in my presence! Don’t ever say it!
Sora: About that whip you use-
Marylyn: Well come on, Sora! (grabs his hand)
Sora: Goodnight Kairi, I love you!
Marylyn pulls Sora out.
Kairi: Have him back by ten!
Marylyn: Eleven!
Kairi: Ten ‘o One!
Marylyn: Twelve ‘o One!
Marylyn disappears with Sora.
Kairi: falls backward on the bed and screams) BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!
…xD
In Hell…
Marylyn: Sit down Sora! I need to go freshen up! (goes into her room)
Sora: sits down by K-dad) What’s up?
K-dad: Nothing much.
Sora: It’s hot in here.
K-dad: Are you and Kairi EVER going to have kids?
Sora: Not as long as she’s with me.
K-dad: Why not?
Sora: It’s a curse- Man it’s REALLY hot down here!
K-dad: I’m used to it. How long are you going to be here?
Sora: Hopefully only like five more minutes.
Sandy: …You’re ugly.
Sora: …Have you not noticed that you look more like a man than Marylyn?
K-dad: snickers)
Sandy: I hate you.
Sora: I hate you too.
Sandy: …Who was that girl that Riku was with?
Sora: His girl friend.
Sandy: He moved on that fast?!
Sora: Yep. It was love at first sight.
Sandy: But-
Sora: So what does Marylyn sleep on? A bed of nails? Ahahaha!
K-dad: Ahahah! You crack me up!
Sandy: I’m going to tell her that you said that.
Sora: Lesbian-
Marylyn: opens door) Sora! Won’t you join me?
Sora: No thanks. I’m fine here.
Marylyn: It’s cooler in here. (casts a ring of fire around him)
Sora: …Okay. (gets up and walks around the fire and into Marylyn’s room)
Marylyn: Have a seat. (closes door)
Sora: sits on the floor) Thanks.
Marylyn: Silly Sora! I meant on the bed.
Sora: Sigh. (crawls over to the bed)
Marylyn: evilly grins) Hehehehe. (snaps whip) You’re going to like this so much, you won’t ever go back to Kairi.
Sora: Ummmm.
Marylyn: pushes him down and sits on him) Do you like it slow, or recklessly fast?
Sora: …Save me.
Marylyn: I thought so. Buckle up; it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Ooh I hate to say this, but Marylyn would be DAMN sexy without that whip! I mean, the way she talks! HELL YEAH!
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*smacks Gabe (for comedy only)* You're engaged, DARN IT! That's it! I'm getting you a gravy boat (for the wedding gift). *shudders* Maralyn and Sandy.
*shudders Marilyn and Sandy* way to gross.... Anyways funny chapter and pm me when the wedding is back on okay? I dont want to miss it... Oh ya what do you want as a wedding gift?
lol man WTF is a gravy boat? Gravy is only good on mashed potatoes.
Gifts...I dunno, I have no idea...xD REP POWER!
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This is a gravy boat!
But thee can get it with different designs to make it all pretty-like. And it is used to hold thy gravy until thee pours it over thy potatoes.
But thee can get it with different designs to make it all pretty-like. And it is used to hold thy gravy until thee pours it over thy potatoes.
HEY!!!!! I wanted one of those for MY birthday!!!! You forgot my birthday, didn't you?! Your the worst twin ever!!!!!!
Great stories.....I read them.....but not lemons. YUCKY!!!!!!
No lemons for you, Gabe. Or TLP and I shall maroon you on a desert Island. Surrounded by gravy! With only a paupu tree. But the only female people there are frogs!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Great stories.....I read them.....but not lemons. YUCKY!!!!!!
No lemons for you, Gabe. Or TLP and I shall maroon you on a desert Island. Surrounded by gravy! With only a paupu tree. But the only female people there are frogs!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Don't bring me into this, Katattack! I wanna see the wedding! And I didn't forget your birthday. I said TO YOU, ON THAT DAY, WHILE WE WERE SITTING TWO FEET FROM EACH OTHER, "Happy birfday, sissy."!
Lemons are yucky.
Oh, and Kat, I'm bringing you as a guest to the wedding if you don't pm Gabe. So you have to go no matter what! Muahahahahahahaha!
Lemons are yucky.
Oh, and Kat, I'm bringing you as a guest to the wedding if you don't pm Gabe. So you have to go no matter what! Muahahahahahahaha!
Kairi is laying on the bed, clutching Sora’s pillow. Soon enough, those horrible thoughts come into her head.
Kairi: thinks) What if he doesn’t come back to me? What if she doesn’t let him come back? What if she kills him?! What if he leaves me for HER?! What if he becomes possessed by her evil vagina and tries to kill me?!
…That one was…funny…Evil vagina…xD
Kairi starts to shed tears on the pillow and sniffles as she wipes them away.
Sandy and Kairi’s dad are playing rock, paper, scissors while Marylyn is busy stomping on Sora’s pride in her own perverted ways.
K-dad: I win again.
Sandy: This game is stupid!
K-dad: I think you’re the one who is stupid.
Sandy: Shut up, granny!
K-dad: Grrr.
Another hour passes until it reaches 12:01…Kairi is in the bedroom, fighting to stay awake.
Kairi: yawns)
Marylyn suddenly shows up and drops Sora on the ground.
Sora’s eyes are rolled into the back of his head and he looks as though he fainted or something. xD That wouldn’t have been me in that case, I would have come back with souvenirs and shit! A T-shirt and everything! LOL!
Kairi: What did you do to him?! (shakes Sora’s head)
Marylyn: Pathetic. It’s obvious that you have never given him the chance to experience real sex. Nor kink! A REAL orgasm! Something more thrilling than the average bump and grind! What a waste!
Kairi: GO AWAY! (fans Sora)
Marylyn: Psht. F**kin’ amateurs.
Marylyn leaves back down to hell.
Kairi: slaps Sora) Wake up!
Sora: gasps)!!!!
Kairi: Sora.
Sora: pants) …Hi!
Kairi: Uh…How was it?
Sora: I’m going to take a long shower. (gets up and goes into the shower room and turns the shower on)
Kairi: follows him) Sora.
Sora: What?
Kairi: You have to take your clothes off first.
Sora: I knew that!
Sora undresses and starts washing up while Kairi is watching.
Kairi: …You…Sora, you have red lines all over your back!
Sora: Those are just scars from the whip. They sting.
Kairi: Don’t you need some medicine or something?
Sora: No it’s okay. (washes hair)
Kairi: I’m going to bed.
Sora: Goodnight Kairi.
Kairi: Goodnight.
Kairi gets up and goes to lay down in bed. Sora finishes his shower and then joins her.
Meanwhile… Riku and Myra are staying up late watching horror movies. Remember when she said she had a slight memory problem? Well, it’s activated when she eats POPCORN.
The movie is at the part where the main character’s lover is becoming a victim of the killer. Riku is so afraid that he won’t even chew the popcorn in his mouth.
Myra: chews popcorn)
Myra is just sitting there with this mellow look on her face.
Riku slowly puts his hand in the bowl of popcorn and Myra picks it up and bites it, thinking that it’s popcorn.
Myra: Huh?!
Riku: Ow!
Myra: Hehe. Oops. (gets some popcorn and smiles)
The movie shows a scene of the victim hanging from the ceiling with his head half way off of his neck.
Riku: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Myra: eats popcorn)
Riku’s dad comes in the room with his shot gun and shoots the TV.
Myra: eats popcorn)
Riku: Dad… I was watching that.
Man I would be able to demonstrate how bad Myra’s memory is if I had the DAMN emoticons! Stupid vBulletin emoticons!!! (secretly kicks Deven for changing servers)
R-dad: No need to thank me now son. You’re safe now.
Riku: Goodnight dad.
R-dad: Night son. (goes back to sleep)
Myra: eats popcorn) … (jaw drops) What happened to the TV?!
Riku: My dad came in and shot it.
Myra: Why’d he do that?!
Riku: I don’t know.
Myra: Oh… (chews popcorn) What’s your dad’s name?
Riku: It’s Riku.
Myra: Isn’t that YOUR name?
Riku: Yes.
Myra: Hmm. (gets more popcorn)
Kairi: thinks) What if he doesn’t come back to me? What if she doesn’t let him come back? What if she kills him?! What if he leaves me for HER?! What if he becomes possessed by her evil vagina and tries to kill me?!
…That one was…funny…Evil vagina…xD
Kairi starts to shed tears on the pillow and sniffles as she wipes them away.
Sandy and Kairi’s dad are playing rock, paper, scissors while Marylyn is busy stomping on Sora’s pride in her own perverted ways.
K-dad: I win again.
Sandy: This game is stupid!
K-dad: I think you’re the one who is stupid.
Sandy: Shut up, granny!
K-dad: Grrr.
Another hour passes until it reaches 12:01…Kairi is in the bedroom, fighting to stay awake.
Kairi: yawns)
Marylyn suddenly shows up and drops Sora on the ground.
Sora’s eyes are rolled into the back of his head and he looks as though he fainted or something. xD That wouldn’t have been me in that case, I would have come back with souvenirs and shit! A T-shirt and everything! LOL!
Kairi: What did you do to him?! (shakes Sora’s head)
Marylyn: Pathetic. It’s obvious that you have never given him the chance to experience real sex. Nor kink! A REAL orgasm! Something more thrilling than the average bump and grind! What a waste!
Kairi: GO AWAY! (fans Sora)
Marylyn: Psht. F**kin’ amateurs.
Marylyn leaves back down to hell.
Kairi: slaps Sora) Wake up!
Sora: gasps)!!!!
Kairi: Sora.
Sora: pants) …Hi!
Kairi: Uh…How was it?
Sora: I’m going to take a long shower. (gets up and goes into the shower room and turns the shower on)
Kairi: follows him) Sora.
Sora: What?
Kairi: You have to take your clothes off first.
Sora: I knew that!
Sora undresses and starts washing up while Kairi is watching.
Kairi: …You…Sora, you have red lines all over your back!
Sora: Those are just scars from the whip. They sting.
Kairi: Don’t you need some medicine or something?
Sora: No it’s okay. (washes hair)
Kairi: I’m going to bed.
Sora: Goodnight Kairi.
Kairi: Goodnight.
Kairi gets up and goes to lay down in bed. Sora finishes his shower and then joins her.
Meanwhile… Riku and Myra are staying up late watching horror movies. Remember when she said she had a slight memory problem? Well, it’s activated when she eats POPCORN.
The movie is at the part where the main character’s lover is becoming a victim of the killer. Riku is so afraid that he won’t even chew the popcorn in his mouth.
Myra: chews popcorn)
Myra is just sitting there with this mellow look on her face.
Riku slowly puts his hand in the bowl of popcorn and Myra picks it up and bites it, thinking that it’s popcorn.
Myra: Huh?!
Riku: Ow!
Myra: Hehe. Oops. (gets some popcorn and smiles)
The movie shows a scene of the victim hanging from the ceiling with his head half way off of his neck.
Riku: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Myra: eats popcorn)
Riku’s dad comes in the room with his shot gun and shoots the TV.
Myra: eats popcorn)
Riku: Dad… I was watching that.
Man I would be able to demonstrate how bad Myra’s memory is if I had the DAMN emoticons! Stupid vBulletin emoticons!!! (secretly kicks Deven for changing servers)
R-dad: No need to thank me now son. You’re safe now.
Riku: Goodnight dad.
R-dad: Night son. (goes back to sleep)
Myra: eats popcorn) … (jaw drops) What happened to the TV?!
Riku: My dad came in and shot it.
Myra: Why’d he do that?!
Riku: I don’t know.
Myra: Oh… (chews popcorn) What’s your dad’s name?
Riku: It’s Riku.
Myra: Isn’t that YOUR name?
Riku: Yes.
Myra: Hmm. (gets more popcorn)
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Oh no! Curse Popcorn! Does the memory problem become two times worse if kernel skins get caught in Myra's teeth?!
omg! i was gone for one f***ing day and i had ssssoooooo much to catch up on! omg! i cant believe i was gone! wow! (damn my stupid friends trying to get me to have a life..i have a life! readying this fic. is my life!) ok so your wedding is posponed..why?...oh, and that description of marylyn (back a couple chaps.) yah that scared me *shudders* eeeek. ok well, post more soon Gabe ok! and other than rep power, what do you want...?
Yeah gabe, I cant get you rp power when I dont have any myself!! Anyways I love the popcorn thing it really cracked me up...
Oh I never said what Marylyn looked like! Well she has silky black hair, kind of curly, black eyes, firey red lips...Lets just say, she's f**kin hawt.
Stop droolin over your characters!! POST MOOOOOOORE!
Thats what I like to hear.eughey said:
The next morning… Tidus and Selphie are outside. Tidus is running around doing cart wheels and Selphie is sitting on the deck, watching him.
Tidus: YEAH! (does a handstand) Ahahaha! (goes a cart wheel) Wooo!
Selphie: giggles)
Sora and Kairi race outside to the deck and sit down by Selphie.
Sora: Hi Selphie!
Kairi: Hi Selphie!
Selphie: Hi guys!
Kairi: So, spill!
Selphie: What are you talking about?
Kairi: Come on! What’s up with Tidus? Why is he so happy?!
Selphie: glances back at Tidus)…
Tidus: falls) OW!
Selphie: He’s enjoying the breeze.
Kairi: Oh yeah right!
Selphie: What!!!
Sora: Smells like someone lost their virginity to me.
Kairi: pushes Sora and snickers)
Selphie: Are you kidding?!
Kairi: It’s obvious!
Tidus: runs around in circles) Wooooooooo!
Sora: See, look at the way he’s walking.
Tidus: Wooooo! (trips and falls) Ack!
Selphie: Okay. (whispers in Kairi’s ear)
Sora: I wanna hear too!!!
Kairi: Okay, let’s head to your place! We can talk there.
Selphie: Okay! Come on!
Selphie snatches Kairi’s hand and they run over to Riku’s house.
Sora: Where are you going?!
Kairi: Girl talk!
Tidus: Where are you going?!
Selphie: Girl talk! (knocks on door)
Tidus: Can I come?
Selphie: NO!
Tidus: Okay! (runs over to Sora and sits down)
Riku’s dad opens the door and holds his shot gun up to Kairi.
Kairi: gulps)
R-dad: What chu want?
Kairi: Uh… Is Myra there?
R-dad: puts shot gun down) Riku!
Riku comes down in his undies.
Riku: What? (looks over) Oh geeze! (hides behind R-dad) Hehe…Hi Kairi.
Kairi: Hi! Is Myra there?
Riku: Uh-
Myra comes downstairs.
Riku: Hey, you wanna get changed? The girls are doing this really annoying thing they do every Friday. Just go. (goes back up stairs)
Myra has a bunch of popcorn in her hair.
Myra: Hi! I’ll be right down! (leaves)
Selphie: Okay.
R-dad: Wanna come in?
Selphie: No thanks.
R-dad: Mm-hm. (slams the door)
Kairi: Let’s go get Tyra! (skips off with Selphie)
Selphie: knocks on Wakka’s door)
Wakka: opens door) You-a selling girl scout cookies, yah?
Kairi: We just wanna see Tyra!
Wakka: TYRA!
Tyra: jumps downstairs) What NOW Wakka?!
Wakka: Don-a be mad at me, woman!
Kairi: Wanna come hang?
Tyra: Anything to get away from this guy! (grabs brush and leaves) Bye Wakka!
Wakka: Bye! (sits on couch and plays with beach ball)
They go back to Riku’s place and knock on the door. Myra answers it this time.
Myra: Hi!
Selphie: Are you coming?
Myra: Coming where?
Selphie: Um. With us.
Myra: Why?
Selphie: Girl time! Ya know?
Myra: … (thinks) …Oh yeah! I’ll be right down! (goes up stairs)
Kairi: …Is there something wrong with your sister?
Tyra: …She has a BAD memory problem. Popcorn makes it even worse.
Myra: runs back down) Hehe! I’m already ready! Let’s go!
They go to Selphie’s house. The girls stay in there, talking, giggling, joking, bragging about their men, sampling Selphie’s lotion and polishing nails and stuff.
Sora: sits outside)
Tidus: You know what drives me nuts?
Sora: What?
Tidus: They’re always smiling and giggling!
Sora: Are you kidding?! That’s so cute!
Tidus: It makes me feel like they’re plotting against us.
Riku: They are. They always have some kind of sick plan to degrade us.
Sora: Okay, vote! Who’s the most evil one?
Tidus: Pirate!
Sora: Selphie!
Riku: Selphie.
Tidus: What?!
Riku: You have to admit it, Tidus. Selphie is nuts.
Tidus: No she’s not!
Riku: She dresses you up like some kind of Barbie doll!
Tidus: You’re just jealous! She told me why she does it, and I understand! That shows what kind of boyfriend you are!
Riku: Whatever, if that were me, I would make sure she never did it ever again.
Tidus: Ahahaha! And that’s why she’ll never like you! You’re too aggressive!
Sora: What the hell are you doing?
Wakka: Testing-a the stimulation of the molecules in-a my toe jam.
Tidus: Cool!
Sora: I didn’t understand anything you said other than toe jam.
Riku: Hahaha! He’s stimulating the toe jam!
Sora: Ahahaha!
Riku: Wakka’s screwing the toe jam!!!
Tidus: I don’t get it!
Wakka: studies the jam)
Riku: Dude, that’s gross. Stop it.
Tidus: Gross? (burps)!!! Try that for gross!
Wakka: Okay! (burps)
Riku: That’s nothing. (burps)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Whoa! (tries to burp) …I got nothing.
Riku: Aw come on! (punches Sora in the back)
Sora: burps)
Tidus: That sucked! (burps)!!!!!!!
Wakka: AHAHAHAHA!
Riku: burps)!! (burps again)!!!!! Hahaha! Try it again Sora!
Sora: Okay okay, here it goes!
Sora takes a deep breath and then lets it out.
Sora: burps)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (echoes)
Riku: …Holy shit.
All the boys start laughing.
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