Actually she gets eaten up by sharks so, yeah she's dead...xD
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Oh, okay.
Ding dong, the witch is dead! Which old Witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
Sorry. Can't wait to see the next chapter.
Ding dong, the witch is dead! Which old Witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
Sorry. Can't wait to see the next chapter.
NO MORE SANDY!! wooohooo! *starts skipping around*
MAN, I missed alot of stuff not being online for two or three days. But anywhooseter... great chapters! they just keep getting better and better. Sandy made me so crazy I accidently shot myself in the foot, it hurt, because...that kinda thing hurts, ya know. MORE!
WTF!
Riku cries some more and then takes the note to show it to Sora and Kairi, and then of course show it to Tidus and Selphie. They go outside to look out into the ocean to see if there’s any sign of Sandy, but nope. She’s gone.
Sora: I’m sorry Riku, I-
Riku: It’s okay! We had broken up anyway. It’s for the best, right? I mean, no more fighting.
Kairi: … (snickers)
Tidus: What’s so funny, Kairi?
Kairi: Now you and Selphie have to keep us islanders from going extinct.
Selphie: But! …Oh goodie. There’s no way I’m doing that.
Tidus: takes her hand) Don’t you think it would be nice to have a real Tidus Jr.?
Selphie: Maybe in a few years, Tidus-
Sora: Guys! Look!
There’s a boat sailing in the ocean closer and closer towards the islanders.
Riku: Run!
They all scatter and hide in their houses and watch the boat reach the shore. They all stare through their windows.
The boat lands. A tall 21 year old dude and two gorgeous chicks climb out of the boat. The dude is wearing black cargo pants, sunglasses, orange hair, leather gloves, a black muscle shirt, a diamond earring, sandals, and a beach ball in each hand. The two women are- let me make this easy for you- enough to make a guy piss himself. Their names are Tyra and Myra.
Tidus: …Wakka?! (jumps out of the window) WAKKA!
Wakka: pulls shades down) Tidus! What’s happening, man?
Tidus: runs up to him and hugs him) I missed you so much!!!
Wakka: Aww look-a at you! All grown up, Tidus!
Tidus: Look at you!
Selphie: Wakka! (runs outside and squeezes Wakka) How have you been?!
Wakka: Great! I’ve been-a making a fortune at Traverse Town, ya!
Everyone else comes outside.
Riku: Wakka- (looks over at Myra) …Whoa. Hehe!
Myra: giggles) Hi! (waves at him)
Riku: grins)
Most everyone hugs Wakka after the parents come out and they all sit outside and rejoice and stuff.
Wakka: So-a you two are married, ya. Sandy left you, man? And you two are still together?
Sora: Yep.
Riku: …
Tidus: Yep!
Wakka: whispers) She’s had-a her eyes on-a you all day. Why don’t you-a talk to her, man? Her name’s My-a-ra.
Riku: …(scoots over to Myra) So, Myra…How do you like our island?
Wakka: She’s a sucker for cute guys. Hahaha!
Myra: It’s cozy. And for some reason, I feel even cozier next to you!
Riku: Oh! I’m Riku!
Myra: I’m Myra.
Riku: I know that!
Myra: Oh! Hehe, I have a slight teensy memory problem. It’s nothing much.
Riku: Really? Wow. I never would have guessed.
Myra: grins)
Riku: grins)
Sora: Look at Riku!
Kairi: Go Riku!
HEY! If I were to propose to my online gf to have a (mainly a roleplay) an online marriage, how many of you would want to be invited, how many would flame the hell out of me?
Riku cries some more and then takes the note to show it to Sora and Kairi, and then of course show it to Tidus and Selphie. They go outside to look out into the ocean to see if there’s any sign of Sandy, but nope. She’s gone.
Sora: I’m sorry Riku, I-
Riku: It’s okay! We had broken up anyway. It’s for the best, right? I mean, no more fighting.
Kairi: … (snickers)
Tidus: What’s so funny, Kairi?
Kairi: Now you and Selphie have to keep us islanders from going extinct.
Selphie: But! …Oh goodie. There’s no way I’m doing that.
Tidus: takes her hand) Don’t you think it would be nice to have a real Tidus Jr.?
Selphie: Maybe in a few years, Tidus-
Sora: Guys! Look!
There’s a boat sailing in the ocean closer and closer towards the islanders.
Riku: Run!
They all scatter and hide in their houses and watch the boat reach the shore. They all stare through their windows.
The boat lands. A tall 21 year old dude and two gorgeous chicks climb out of the boat. The dude is wearing black cargo pants, sunglasses, orange hair, leather gloves, a black muscle shirt, a diamond earring, sandals, and a beach ball in each hand. The two women are- let me make this easy for you- enough to make a guy piss himself. Their names are Tyra and Myra.
Tidus: …Wakka?! (jumps out of the window) WAKKA!
Wakka: pulls shades down) Tidus! What’s happening, man?
Tidus: runs up to him and hugs him) I missed you so much!!!
Wakka: Aww look-a at you! All grown up, Tidus!
Tidus: Look at you!
Selphie: Wakka! (runs outside and squeezes Wakka) How have you been?!
Wakka: Great! I’ve been-a making a fortune at Traverse Town, ya!
Everyone else comes outside.
Riku: Wakka- (looks over at Myra) …Whoa. Hehe!
Myra: giggles) Hi! (waves at him)
Riku: grins)
Most everyone hugs Wakka after the parents come out and they all sit outside and rejoice and stuff.
Wakka: So-a you two are married, ya. Sandy left you, man? And you two are still together?
Sora: Yep.
Riku: …
Tidus: Yep!
Wakka: whispers) She’s had-a her eyes on-a you all day. Why don’t you-a talk to her, man? Her name’s My-a-ra.
Riku: …(scoots over to Myra) So, Myra…How do you like our island?
Wakka: She’s a sucker for cute guys. Hahaha!
Myra: It’s cozy. And for some reason, I feel even cozier next to you!
Riku: Oh! I’m Riku!
Myra: I’m Myra.
Riku: I know that!
Myra: Oh! Hehe, I have a slight teensy memory problem. It’s nothing much.
Riku: Really? Wow. I never would have guessed.
Myra: grins)
Riku: grins)
Sora: Look at Riku!
Kairi: Go Riku!
HEY! If I were to propose to my online gf to have a (mainly a roleplay) an online marriage, how many of you would want to be invited, how many would flame the hell out of me?
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I wouldn't flame. I'd go, if you wanted. On this site, right? By the way, great chapter.
Ugh. A memory problem? SWITCH NOW, RIKU! GO WITH TYRA! I'M SURE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER!
Pfft. Like he'd listen to me.
Ugh. A memory problem? SWITCH NOW, RIKU! GO WITH TYRA! I'M SURE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER!
Pfft. Like he'd listen to me.
LOL Tyra is Wakka's girl friend! Not on this forum, Square Century, Ill mention it later.
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Fine... Then he is doomed to some psycho freak-show as his girl friend. Muahahahahhahaha.
*Thinks* C'mon, TLP! Say something funny!
Erm... PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING!
*Thinks again* Darnit, TLP! That's a lie and inaccurate! That's not funny!
*Thinks* C'mon, TLP! Say something funny!
Erm... PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING!
*Thinks again* Darnit, TLP! That's a lie and inaccurate! That's not funny!
ooo i wanna go to the wedding! can i go! pllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets on knees and beggs* pppppppppppplllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ....*cries* omg, weddings are so beautiful.....
YYYYAAAAAYYY! IT'S MYRA TIME! WOOOHOOO! post soon gabe! i cant wait to see wat happends next!
( i am dangerously hyper)
YYYYAAAAAYYY! IT'S MYRA TIME! WOOOHOOO! post soon gabe! i cant wait to see wat happends next!
( i am dangerously hyper) He Gabe, think I could be your Best Man?
Is Myra psycho? Wow Wakka is 21 and hasn't lost that accent.
Is Myra psycho? Wow Wakka is 21 and hasn't lost that accent.
I'd go, why not? sounds nifty. Ooooooh myra... BUM BUM BUM! Splendifferous chapter!
Hey invite me!! And I promise I wont flame, anyways I loved your chapter especially the image of Wakka...
Tidus: How long are you staying Wakka?
Wakka: I don’t know, man. I’m on vacation.
Tyra stares at Sora.
Kairi: waves at Tyra)
Tyra: Oh, hi.
Kairi smooches Sora as a way of marking her territory.
Wakka keeps rambling on about his successful life in Traverse Town and everyone pretends to be interested. Wakka works as a scientist at Traverse Town. Its not that he’s smart, it’s just that the people in Traverse Town are so stupid.
K-mom: So! How’s Cid?
Wakka: You mean-a da gay dude?
K-mom: …Yes…The gay dude.
Kairi: snickers)
Wakka: Eh, he’s okay, I guess, ya.
When it gets late, everyone makes smores over a fire.
Riku: She had issues anyway.
Wakka: She just left today?
Riku: Yeah, did you see her?
Wakka: No-a, man. I din-a see nothing.
Riku: Oh.
Pirate: lands on Kairi’s shoulder) Aye!
Sora: It’s the drunkee!
Pirate: I’m-hiccup- I’m-hiccup- I’m captain Pirate! Hiccup! And I’m not drunk!
Wakka: Who remembers the Pirate song we used to sing with Pirate?
Pirate: sings) Yo-Ho! Yo-ho! It’s a Pirate’s life for meeeeee! Yo-Ho! Yo-Ho! It’s a Pirates life for me!
Everyone joins in and starts a sing a long. Riku and Myra even get up and dance around in circles.
Around Midnight… Riku and Myra are still outside.
Riku: It’s like whenever I get a girl friend, there’s always something evil about her! I mean, Marylyn was a total demon and Sandy didn’t know when enough was enough! I can’t ever keep a girl friend!
Riku pretends to cry.
Myra: Aw. Come here. (hugs him) It’s okay. Shhh.
Myra presses Riku’s head against her bosom to keep him from crying.
Riku: …You smell really good.
Myra: Oh my God! You smell really good too!
Riku: You have nice hair.
Myra: You have nice hair too!
Riku: You’re really beautiful.
Myra: You’re really beautiful too!
Riku: …I really like you.
Myra: I like you too!
Riku: Really?
Myra: kisses him)
They start smooching around in the sand and stuff.
Sora’s dad steps outside to look for Pirate and flinches when he sees them rolling around on the ground kissing.
S-dad: Whoa! (closes the door and sits back down)
The next morning, they all go swimming for about two hours. Tyra and Myra had never been in the ocean and were totally amazed by it. Riku was amazed at how sexy Myra looked in a bikini. Later…It starts to storm.
Tidus: Why can’t you keep it somewhere other than at the head of your bed?
Selphie: Because I like it at my bed.
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because I can reach it there.
Tidus: Not if you were over there. How would you reach it from there?
Selphie: I’d walk over. I need the exercise.
Tidus: No you don’t. You’re not fat. Take off your shirt and I’ll show ya!
Selphie: No!
Tidus: Why are you afraid to take your clothes off?
Selphie: I just don’t want to!
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because I know you!
Tidus: I won’t do anything.
Selphie: Can we change the subject?!
Thunder crashes.
Selphie: Aaaaaagh!
Tidus: Hehehe-
Selphie: Agh! Tidus put your clothes back on!
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because I told you to!
Tidus: Well why did you tell me to?
Selphie: Because I want you to put them back on!
Tidus: Why?!
Selphie: Because it’s disturbing!
Tidus: Why can’t I disturb you?
Selphie: Because I’m thinking!
Tidus: Of what?
Selphie: Of how much I want you to shut up and put your clothes back on!
Tidus: Why should I shut up?
3 minutes later…
Tidus: Why?!
Selphie: screams) Shut up! Shut, shut shut shut shut shut SHUT UP TIDUS!
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: …If I take my clothes off, will you shut your mouth?
Tidus: Yeah totally.
Selphie: You will? …Okay.
Erm. Three more minutes later…
Selphie: Happy?!
Tidus: Yeah yeah yeah!
Selphie: Are you going to shut up now?!
Tidus: Hmm. Nope.
Selphie: Why?! You said you’d shut up!
Tidus: I don’t remember that.
Selphie: …I despise you.
Tidus: Come here.
Selphie: No.
Tidus: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA!
Selphie: Okay! (goes over and sits down by him) What?
Tidus: I love you.
Selphie: And I hate you.
Tidus: No you don’t.
Selphie: Sure, Tidus. (smiles)
Tidus: You think you’re so cute.
Selphie: I know, that’s because I am.
Tidus: Especially with your clothes off.
Selphie: …Shut…up.
Thunder strikes again and all the electronics-which people on islands aren’t supposed to even have- go out.
Selphie: The lights! I can’t see! Where are my clothes?!
Tidus: Ahahahahahahaha!
Wakka: I don’t know, man. I’m on vacation.
Tyra stares at Sora.
Kairi: waves at Tyra)
Tyra: Oh, hi.
Kairi smooches Sora as a way of marking her territory.
Wakka keeps rambling on about his successful life in Traverse Town and everyone pretends to be interested. Wakka works as a scientist at Traverse Town. Its not that he’s smart, it’s just that the people in Traverse Town are so stupid.
K-mom: So! How’s Cid?
Wakka: You mean-a da gay dude?
K-mom: …Yes…The gay dude.
Kairi: snickers)
Wakka: Eh, he’s okay, I guess, ya.
When it gets late, everyone makes smores over a fire.
Riku: She had issues anyway.
Wakka: She just left today?
Riku: Yeah, did you see her?
Wakka: No-a, man. I din-a see nothing.
Riku: Oh.
Pirate: lands on Kairi’s shoulder) Aye!
Sora: It’s the drunkee!
Pirate: I’m-hiccup- I’m-hiccup- I’m captain Pirate! Hiccup! And I’m not drunk!
Wakka: Who remembers the Pirate song we used to sing with Pirate?
Pirate: sings) Yo-Ho! Yo-ho! It’s a Pirate’s life for meeeeee! Yo-Ho! Yo-Ho! It’s a Pirates life for me!
Everyone joins in and starts a sing a long. Riku and Myra even get up and dance around in circles.
Around Midnight… Riku and Myra are still outside.
Riku: It’s like whenever I get a girl friend, there’s always something evil about her! I mean, Marylyn was a total demon and Sandy didn’t know when enough was enough! I can’t ever keep a girl friend!
Riku pretends to cry.
Myra: Aw. Come here. (hugs him) It’s okay. Shhh.
Myra presses Riku’s head against her bosom to keep him from crying.
Riku: …You smell really good.
Myra: Oh my God! You smell really good too!
Riku: You have nice hair.
Myra: You have nice hair too!
Riku: You’re really beautiful.
Myra: You’re really beautiful too!
Riku: …I really like you.
Myra: I like you too!
Riku: Really?
Myra: kisses him)
They start smooching around in the sand and stuff.
Sora’s dad steps outside to look for Pirate and flinches when he sees them rolling around on the ground kissing.
S-dad: Whoa! (closes the door and sits back down)
The next morning, they all go swimming for about two hours. Tyra and Myra had never been in the ocean and were totally amazed by it. Riku was amazed at how sexy Myra looked in a bikini. Later…It starts to storm.
Tidus: Why can’t you keep it somewhere other than at the head of your bed?
Selphie: Because I like it at my bed.
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because I can reach it there.
Tidus: Not if you were over there. How would you reach it from there?
Selphie: I’d walk over. I need the exercise.
Tidus: No you don’t. You’re not fat. Take off your shirt and I’ll show ya!
Selphie: No!
Tidus: Why are you afraid to take your clothes off?
Selphie: I just don’t want to!
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because I know you!
Tidus: I won’t do anything.
Selphie: Can we change the subject?!
Thunder crashes.
Selphie: Aaaaaagh!
Tidus: Hehehe-
Selphie: Agh! Tidus put your clothes back on!
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: Because I told you to!
Tidus: Well why did you tell me to?
Selphie: Because I want you to put them back on!
Tidus: Why?!
Selphie: Because it’s disturbing!
Tidus: Why can’t I disturb you?
Selphie: Because I’m thinking!
Tidus: Of what?
Selphie: Of how much I want you to shut up and put your clothes back on!
Tidus: Why should I shut up?
3 minutes later…
Tidus: Why?!
Selphie: screams) Shut up! Shut, shut shut shut shut shut SHUT UP TIDUS!
Tidus: Why?
Selphie: …If I take my clothes off, will you shut your mouth?
Tidus: Yeah totally.
Selphie: You will? …Okay.
Erm. Three more minutes later…
Selphie: Happy?!
Tidus: Yeah yeah yeah!
Selphie: Are you going to shut up now?!
Tidus: Hmm. Nope.
Selphie: Why?! You said you’d shut up!
Tidus: I don’t remember that.
Selphie: …I despise you.
Tidus: Come here.
Selphie: No.
Tidus: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA!
Selphie: Okay! (goes over and sits down by him) What?
Tidus: I love you.
Selphie: And I hate you.
Tidus: No you don’t.
Selphie: Sure, Tidus. (smiles)
Tidus: You think you’re so cute.
Selphie: I know, that’s because I am.
Tidus: Especially with your clothes off.
Selphie: …Shut…up.
Thunder strikes again and all the electronics-which people on islands aren’t supposed to even have- go out.
Selphie: The lights! I can’t see! Where are my clothes?!
Tidus: Ahahahahahahaha!
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Oh no. ><;;;
And that's all I can say.
And that's all I can say.
What dat supposed to mean?!?!?!?!?
Very good chapter. Riku's a drama queen though <.<
I'm actually posting instead of just reading it in my email...that's how good it is.
I'm actually posting instead of just reading it in my email...that's how good it is.
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Tidus... He's SO weird! Poor Selphie. She'll have to find her clothes, quick!
That's all I meant by it, Gabe! Don't hurt the Pickle!
That's all I meant by it, Gabe! Don't hurt the Pickle!
=\ Thanks momma, hey get Lyana to meet me and you and stuff at SC! (oh God, im watching a show and this dude just proposed to his girl...<.< )
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T.V. is weird... That doesn't stop me from watching it, though. XP
nice chap. gabe! selphie better find her clothes quick or tidus might do somethin pervy.lol.
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