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Yall, Eugene is already dead. That's what the gun shot was. Riku heard Myra screaming, woke up, grabbed the shot gun, met Eugene at the door and BAM! Shot the f**k out of him. xD I just forgot to put "Eugene is laying on the ground in his own puddle of blood."
You people seriously need to stop whining -.- I keep getting emails telling me that somebody posted here and I just see the same post OVER AND OVER
OMFGZ AKRIA IS GONA DIE?!!?!!?11!?! NOOOOOOOOOO...(etc.)
<< Seriously, it's getting annoying.
ka, unsuscribe, they have the right to post in a good fanfic. You know I post everyday so theres no use in getting some damn email notification. Im a lil pissed off now because Ive been banned from my computer until christmas. <<
Myra runs up to Riku and starts kissing him all over his face.
About thirty minutes after some pedestrian reported hearing the gun shots-
The islanders are running towards their boats trying to get to the boats because the police are chasing them. When they’re all in the boats…
Riku: Hurry Cid!
Cid drives though the portal.
Cop: Stop! You’re under arr-...
Wakka: drives boat thru portal) WEEEEEEEEE!
Cop: ...Oh what the hell.
The cops make their way to “Krispy Cream.”
Cid: drives faster) Woooooooooooooooooo!!!
Wakka: AHAHAHAHA!!! This is-a like in-a the movies!!!
Tyra: He actually murdered mom. I can’t believe it.
Myra: He's a psycho. (brushes Akira's hair)
Tyra: I knew he had problems but-
Myra: Just be glad that he's dead!
Wakka: Ohhhhhhh! I was a sailor man!! (sings) I drive my big boat and wear a trench coat, because I’m a sailor man!
Riku: Sigh. (looks in ocean)
Sharks are fighting.
Riku: Can you drive faster please?!!!
Wakka:-Cus I’m a sailor man!!!!
Cid: speeds boat) WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sora: I’m getting sea sick.
When they get to the island…
R-dad: I reckon that was a waste of time. (spits)
Akira: runs around in circles) Ehehehehehehe!
Sora: stretches) Ahhh-
Akira runs into Sora's crotch.
Sora tries to grab her but she runs off-
Akira: runs into Myra and falls) Ehehehehehe!
Myra: picks her up) Now you can sleep safe tonight.
Akira: blows spit bubble)
Its about 10pm.The moon is shining over the ocean. Everybody gets in their houses and...
Tidus: clips toenails)
Selphie: You need more polish.
Tidus: I know! The ocean seems to chip it off.
Selphie: This color would look great on you!
Tidus: It’s pink!!!
Selphie: It’s cute!
Tidus: Yippee. I’m fruity.
Selphie: You just smell fruity, sweetie.
In Sora’s and Kairi’s house...
Sora: pokes Kairi)
Kairi: Do that again and you’ll be sorry.
Sora: pokes her)
Kairi jumps on Sora and twists his nipples.
Sora: Owww!!! You wanna see how that feels?!
Kairi: No! (runs)
Sora: chases her) Just a little pinch!
...How come Sora gets to pinch Kairi’s ni-
Myra is trying to teach Akira to read!
Akira: reads book) The....cat...-
Akira: The cat ate cat food. (turns page) The cat...the cat...thre-threw?
Myra: The cat threw.
Akira: The cat threw up... (turns page) The cat...did?
Myra: The cat died.
Akira: The cat died?! (throws book) I don’t like that story no more!
The book hits Riku.
Riku: Ow! (picks up book) ..."The dumb cat." I bet this belongs to Tidus.
Wakka: drinks water) See?
Tyra: I still don’t get it.
Wakka: ...I dont-a know what to do-a anymore. I-a try-a to tell ya something-a you never understand-a. What’s-a your problem yah?
Tyra: You’re so cute.
Wakka:...I know. Are you-a trying to change-a the subject?
Tyra: ...How bout we talk about that in the bedroom? (winks)
The next morning...Sora and Kairi are taking a shower-
Kairi: washes Sora’s back)
In Kairi’s mother’s bedroom…
k-mom: sleeps quietly)
Cid: snores loudly)
Something is standing over cid watching him sleep.
Rin: stands over Cid) ... (sneezes on Cid). (gasps)
Cid: wakes up) What the-
Rin: gives him a note) …
The note says "Dear Cid, Your brother Rin was caught spying on the fairy godmother and Merlin the wizard while they were having private time so we turned him into a moogle...Oh, and he hit his head on his way out so now he's stupid."
Rin: wiggles nose) ... (wiggles ears) ...
k-mom: wakes up) Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Rin covers his ears and then rolls into Sora's and Kairi’s bedroom.
Sora and Kairi come out of the shower giggling when-
Rin: runs into the toilet)
Kairi: What was that?!
Sora: I don’t know... (looks in toilet) .....Its cotton candy!
Rin: jumps on Sora’s head)
Sora: Get it off! (shakes Rin off)
Rin: Hmmph! (crawls to kitchen)
Rin takes a big whiff of the air;
S-mom: What the heck? (crouches down)Hey there, little fella.
Rin: bites her finger)
S-mom: Ow! Bastard!
Rin curls into a little ball and rolls out.
S-mom: …What the heck?!?!?!? (
She reaches up top the refrigerator and grabs a bottle of asprin.
Rin rolls into Tidus's room.
Tidus: Stupid rats. (cleans up room)
Rin: pokes Tidus)
Tidus: AGH! A ghost! (hides behind bed)
Rin looks around and then takes a pair of Tidus’s underwear.
Tidus: Not those! Selphie designed those for me!!!
Rin runs to Selphie’s house and goes into her bedroom.
Rin: looks around) !!!!
There's stuffed animals everywhere. Rin’s eyes widen.
Rin: backs up)
Rin walks into a big elephant plushie.
A teddy bear falls on Rin.
Rin: AGH! (bounces on the teddy bear)
Rin bounces right out the window.
He bounces into Wakka's house. Tyra and Wakka are smooching.
Tyra: A mouse! (jumps into Wakka's arms) Get it away!
Wakka: ...It’s just-a moogle, wussy!
Rin: ?????....(runs out)
Rin goes to Riku’s house....Akira is stuck in the toilet.
Myra and Riku are asleep.
Rin goes into the bathroom.
Akira: looks at her band aid) ..It is you!!
Akira: Help me!!! I can’t get out, Mr.Moogle!
Rin: ..(wiggles nose)..(walks over to her)
Akira: takes his hands)
He pulls her out of the toilet.
Akira: Thanks! (pulls diaper undies up)
They stare at each other..