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OH SHIT! A new fan!?!?!?! =O LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOK HOW MUCH HE POSTED! XD LOOK AT HOW MANY TIMES HE TOTALLY KISSED MY BIG ASS!!! WOOOOOO I FEEL GOOD NOW! xD WELCOME TO TEH FIC, SIR! Ehehehehehehehe! ^.^ Im so happy!
Sure Maggie, for you and my fresh new fan. =P Happy birthday, sweet cheeks. Now read this while I eat TLP's homework for dinner.
Akira: eats popcorn)...(looks between Rin's legs)....Heyyyyyyy! Are you a boy or a girl?
Rin: shrugs) (licks a piece of popcorn)
Akira: You don’t know what gender you are?!
Rin: ...NOPE! (wiggles nose)
Akira: ...I know!!!..Do I look attractive to you?
Rin: swallows popcorn) YES!
Akira: Do you like my dress?
Akira: You cant be a boy and like dresses!!!
Akira: Maybe we can tell like this.
She gives Rin a steamy hot kiss on the lips. XD
Akira: Like that?
Akira: spits) Then you’re a girl!
Akira: ...You’re weird.
Cid knocks on the door.
R-dad: opens door) What chu want, gay dude? (spits)
Cid: Have you seen my brother?
R-dad: steps on a bug that was crawling by) I think I just killed 'em…Yall must be twins.(shines shotgun)
Cid: comes inside) Rin? You here?
Rin: flies to Cid) ????
Cid: Why are you here?
Rin: points to Akira) ....
Akira: I knew you were a boy! I knew it! I knew it! I knew! (jumps up and down)
Cid:Come on, you can stay with me.
Akira: Noooo! (holds onto Cid's leg) He's mine! You cant take him away!
Akira: Mommy said I could keep him!!!
Akira: Yah! He's mine! (bite Cid's leg)
Cid makes a face and slowly walks out.
Akira: My moogle! (hugs Rin) We’re gonna have so much fun!
Later...Riku is watching Akira and Rin as they play outside...Riku is massaging his feet.
Riku: rubs feet)
Rin: picks up a crab) ?????
Akira: Don’t touch that! Its evil! (back away)
Rin: drops it) ?? ????
Akira: shakes head) You have a lot to learn.
Flash forward to- (The “FUN” song from Sponge bob plays)-
Akira: covers eyes) 1,2,4,7,3,5,2,8,10! Here I come!!!
She uncovers her eyes and turns around. Rin is standing one foot away from her, just wiggling his nose.
Akira: You’re supposed to hide!
Akira: shakes head)
TURN THE MUSIC OFF!!!
Akira is trying to get Rin to play patty cake but he just keeps smacking himself.
Akira: Noooo. Hold your hands like this! (takes his hands)
Akira: Patty cake-(claps hands with him)-Patty cake-
Rin: accidentally smacks self)????????????
Akira: shakes head)
Rin: bends over on hands and knees)
Akira: sits on his back) Ok-
Rin: falls over) ????
Akira: tumbles off) Ow! Don’t you know how to play horsy?! (cries)
Riku looks over at Akira.
Riku: Now what? (rubs feet)
Rin puts Akira on his back and flies around with his little wings.
Akira: gasps) Look at me!!! Daddy!!
Riku: smells foot) ...(looks up) What the?!! (stands up) What the hell are you doing up there?!
Rin: flies circles around Riku)
Riku: You’re gonna get hurt! Come down from there!
Rin flies to the ground.
Akira: Yippee! Lets do it again!
Riku: I don’t think so.
Akira: Party pooper! (steps on Riku's toe)
Akira: Come on, Rin! You can be my best friend! (hugs Rin)
Awwwwww, aint that cute!
>.< More in teh morning, dudes, Ive been slacking on typing it up cause I hadnt had alot of replies but I'll get it in teh morning.
Me: Welcome Dark_Keyblade. For joining, you get a prize [smiles at eughey evilly]
Eughey: Yeah, give him that
Me: Here, you can have... APICTUREOFWAKKAINATHONG! [Runs away]
Eughey: And you also get a clone of a character of your choosing. Not PIrate, she's a custom character.
Me: You can choose between Sora, BHK, Riku, Ansem [Not DiZ or Yuffie-I own the exclusive rights to them], Nobody picks the Cloud or Leon clones anymore so I stopped having them. Kairi, Namine, Axel, and the rest of the Organiztion. Enjoy. Choose one though
Looks like im getting another new reader too. Some person "destinys fate" is reading it now. I bet they'll be all THIS FIC ROCKS! when they finish xD. Sorry i didnt get on today, I went back to sleep after my alarm went off and I had to type up some more of the fic. ^.^ Ugh my muscles hurt so much from bench pressing. >.<
I wonder what’s up in Traverse Town…
Simon: You sure she's in there?
Simon: Then I shall go and fetch my love! (flexes muscles) Farewell, Johnny!
He runs though the portal to Destiny Islands.
Guy: But you need a boat!!!
He swims fast like a pro even though the sharks are chasing him.
Simon: Foolish shrimp! Nobody can keep me from getting to my love! (swims)
Shark 1: See what ya did?! Ya let him get away!
Shark 2: Sorry boss.
Shark 1: Stupid shrimp.
Simon speeds through the ocean.
Tyra: walks outside) FINE!
Tyra: Stupid idiot. (looks in ocean) What kind of nutcase?
Simon: Are my eyes deceiving me? (swims faster)
He comes to the shore and runs up to Tyra and hugs her.
Tyra: You’re getting me wet!
Simon: Its me, love!!!
Tyra: My boyfriend gave me this shirt!
Simon: ...I didn’t buy you that..
Tyra: ...What are you doing here?
Simon: I came to see you! We can still be together! (hugs her again)
Tyra: I’m afraid we cant be together because I have-
Wakka runs outside, grinning.
Wakka: Hey, Tyra! I got- Who is-a that?!
Tyra: My ex!
Simon: Ex?! We never broke up! And who is HE?!
Wakka: I’m-a her boyfriend, yah! Who are YOU?!!
Simon: I’M her boyfriend!
Wakka: I am!
Simon: I am!
Wakka: I AM!
They get in each other's personal space.
Simon: I am!
Tyra: sighs) ..Boys are fighting over me and I have to stop it.
Tyra gets in the middle of them.
They get quiet.
Simon: puts arm around Tyra)
Wakka: Hey! (pushes Simon)
Simon: You overgrown twit!
Tyra: Actually, Simon...You’re not my boyfriend anymore...Wakka is.
Wakka: Yeah!(takes Tyra's hand)
Tyra: Stop it! (pulls away) I’m still mad at you!
Simon: You can’t be serious! I lost you to an overgrown popsicle?!
Wakka: puts arm around her)
Simon: ...Alright then…Fine.
The kids...Well they aren’t kids anymore but-The kids come out to see what all the yelling was about.
Simon: There you are, Myra! As pretty as before!
Simon runs up to Myra and kisses her hand.
Akira: Heyyyyyyy! (kicks his leg) She's taken!
Myra: smacks him) That’s my baby you’re talking to!!!
Rin: squeaks) ...(pats Akira on the back)
Riku: I don't know who you are, but you sure as hell don't have the right to be calling my daughter out of her name, okay?
Simon: Yes sir.
Riku: Okay… So who are you?
Simon: I’m Tyra's boyfriend-
Akira begins scanning Simon.
Akira: …What the?! Daddy! (pulls Riku’s arm)
Riku: Hm? (crouches down)
Akira: That guy doesn’t have a hotdog.
Later....Everyone is swimming in the ocean and the old people are chatting with Simon.
Simon: -Are like diamonds.
S-mom: blushes) Oh, stop.
S-dad: Yeah, STOP!
Simon: scoots closer to Selp-mom) Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your hair is?
This dude is trying to charm up all the ladies.
Simon: winks at her)
Selp-dad: Get away!
Simon: Hmmph! (walks up behind Kairi)…
Kairi: counts to ten) 1,2,3-
Simon: Excuse me? (taps her on her shoulder)
Kairi: Agh!...Oh, what do you want? (looks around for Sora)
Simon: I was wondering if you could take off your bikini top.
Simon: So that I could see the tattoo on your back, ma'am.
Kairi: uh...Ill have to ask-
Sora: BOO! (splashes her) I win!...Were you even trying to hide?
Simon: Sir, would you mind unfastening Kairi’s bra strap enough for me to see her tattoo?
Kairi turns her back towards Simon and leans her chest against Sora's and Sora undoes her strap. COUGHNESS!
For those of u who forgot, Kairi’s tat is a pic of two Red angel wings starting from her shoulders and ending at her waist.
Simon moves his fingers along the lining of the tat.
Sora: ...(clears throat)
Simon: rubs Kairi’s back)
It isn’t long before Sora realizes that Simon is massaging Kairi’s shoulders...Typical.
Sora: Seen it enough?!!
Simon: ..(moves hands off) I suppose so.
Sora: Ok, good!
Sora fixes Kairi’s bra thingy back up and they go splash each other.
Akira: ...(splashes Rin) You’re it!
Rin:????????????? (wiggles nose)
Akira: shakes head)
Kairi comes speeding by and knocks Rin over.
*sings* CHAPTER CHAPTER CHAPTER CHAPTER! WONDERFULL CHAPTER! GUESS WAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST..AND LUNCH! *laughs mentally* cake..cake has sugar...sugar makes me MENTAL! ...and CRAZY....and...um...HYPER! YAY SUGAR* *jumps around doing cartwheels* yippppeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! good chapter good chapter good chapter good chapter good chapter good chapter good chapter good chapter good chapter ! *runs off in search of pennies*
I made an album for my main characters of this story. If they dont look anything like themselves, dont take it out on me. If they look like someone else youve seen, dont take it out on me! I just got them from some anime avatar site!!! http://photobucket.com/albums/y41/LordGabriel/Characters/
love the chappie, why didn't i get a entrance! i bet no one knows i am here! =( i feel lonely now, where that moogle *MUST COME BACK MOOGLE*
moogle: *tries to break free* ?????
me: you are all mine Rin and not Akira's mwuahahaha
Akira: Mine, he's mine *uses psychich power*
call off the search party. dont worry eughey is back and in action!!
*no one pays attention* what.....didnt any of u miss me??!!!
red??!!!gabe???!!! why does nobody care??!!!
*sticks out lip* i am going to back to school. the teachers there call me special!!
no one thinks i am special here!!