Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[THeLIGhtINSOrA]

haha... I can't resist this one. Sorry, obbsessed-with-videogame-character-kiddos

Kairi: Cloud_Unchained, Rikku told me that she loves you.

 

[Ultima Riku]

Wow. You two are naughty. Someone need a spanking...j/k lol
Um... okay!
Ansem: Riku, I am your father!
Riku: yeah. You've said that already. WAIT! Kairi's your daughter right?
Ansem: Yeah.... So?
Riku: But we... And I.... And that one night... I was drunk, I swear!! Oh God. I think I'm gonna be sick...

Lol. That's funny.

 

[Goofy5555]

Kairi:Sora..let's take the raft and go....just the two of u-
Sora has grabbed Kairi and they go on the raft and sail out to sea and get caught in a rampage of heartless.

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

haha... I can't resist this one. Sorry, obbsessed-with-videogame-character-kiddos

Kairi: Cloud_Unchained, Rikku told me that she loves you.

Oh I get it!! Things KH Characters Would 'Never' Say! Pure genius, I wish i'd thought of that!!!

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

haha... I can't resist this one. Sorry, obbsessed-with-videogame-character-kiddos

Kairi: Cloud_Unchained, Rikku told me that she loves you.

Hey you,

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Oh yeah, you're a Larxene fan. Well I said Rikku to apease my love, who loves Rikku.

"So how about a tie." said the disheveled Larxene. "F-fine."
*As Rikku walks away Larxene laughs; and a satchel charge can be seen on Rikku's back*

OMG...

Satchel Charge sounds like it means bomb!

Or Cookie!

or Bookie!

Or Combkieboobo.

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Whoa... someone in denial.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Denial?

Sora: Wow, I wish Riku was like you Rikku.
Rikku: Who the hell are you? I told you to stop following me!
Sora: Well, I can't stop following a pretty gi-
*Blade slices through Sora's neck*
Rikku: Cloud_Unchained! You killed him!
Got Milk?

 

[THeLIGhtINSOrA]

Where do you get all these stfu pictures? Do you make them yourself or what? Fine, I'll do one to um.... The One He Fears too...

Riku: I love you, The One He Fears.
The One He Fears: What the..? I love RikKu! not Riku! Ew...
Rikku: Really? I LOVE YOU TOO, The One He Fears! Cloud_Unchained is too cool for me!!!!

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Where do you get all these stfu pictures? Do you make them yourself or what? Fine, I'll do one to um.... The One He Fears too...

Riku: I love you, The One He Fears.
The One He Fears: What the..? I love RikKu! not Riku! Ew...
Rikku: Really? I LOVE YOU TOO, The One He Fears! Cloud_Unchained is too cool for me!!!!

You rock. simply put, you rock. Cloud_Unchained, it's clear that I've won this war. So Ha!

 

[Phantom000]

*starts another choud_unchained cheering section, as well as bringing an entire starbucks branch with him*

 

[its_beca]

*Points and laughs at the two of them* They're never gonna stop fighting over pixels are they?

 

[Redemptions Light]

Yea hahahahahahaha. You guys are fighting over videogame characters! LOL hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha.

 

[R K O]

*Points and laughs at the two of them* They're never gonna stop fighting over pixels are they?

Nope...it's for the best.

*watches the show and eats popcorn* I wonder who gets Rikku. The suspense is killing me.

 

[its_beca]

I think TOHF finally gave her to C_U, but it this case history can be re-writen...
My I? *points at popcorn*

 

[R K O]

I think TOHF finally gave her to C_U, but it this case history can be re-writen...
My I? *points at popcorn*

Hm? *passes popcorn*

C'mon! We're dieing for more.

*sits down on my throne with Larxene on my lap* .....I couldn't resist =P

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

That's It. I'm sick of people thinking C_U deserves her more. She loves me and I will be the One she chooses. As soon as I escape from the Inbetween Worlds. Just read Showdown of Fate to see who wins.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Cloud_Unchained, it's clear that I've won this war. So Ha!

Dude, here's something speacial for you...

Larxene: I don't wanna fight. I'd rather hang out with Namine and The One He Fears.
Sora: What?

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Dude, why don't you STFU. Yeah, put that in your crackpipe and smoke it.

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Sora: Rikku said "I would like nothing more than to give my self to Cloud_Unchained, everyday and everynight...."