Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[its_beca]

Err... how does that help you exactally? I think you wrote the wrong name...

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

There we go.... perfect.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Wait, when I put the STFU thing I meant that for you.

The Larxene thing was for RKO.

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

It's gonna suck when I get out of the IW and kick yur a$$.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Bring it, d00d.

 

[jk4eva]

Yall are crazy...

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

We aren't crazy, well... maybe The One He Fears but not me.

 

[Neo_Heartless]

This is good stuff but......

Sora calls Riku on a Sat. Morning.......

Sora:Hey, Wanna come over for breakfast?
Riku: As long as you have a rusty hole donut waiting for me!
Sora: Errr......What?
Riku: I love when the batter goes all over my face!
Sora: Dude, maybe we shouldnt hang out any more......

Sorry couldnt resist. BTW, I am not one of the ones who thinks Riku is gay. And 10 1/2 cool points to whoever knows what video game Rikus quotes came from.

 

[Neo_Heartless]

No one knows the donut batter source?

 

[R K O]

Larxene: I don't wanna fight. I'd rather hang out with Namine and The One He Fears.

The Larxene thing was for RKO.

Riiight. lol. The topic does say things KH characters would NEVER say. So that doesn't really bother me.

Larxene: I hate RKO.

 

[Broken_Dreams]

I posted this on the first vB forum.

Axel: Now that we're on a first name basis.... Can I have a cookie? ^_____^

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Sora: Something's happening!
Donald: What?
Sora: COOKIE TIME!
*The Chicken Dance starts playing and cookies rain from teh sky*
Sora: WHEE!

 

[R K O]

Axel: McDonalds! Bada-ba-ba-ba! I'm lovin it!
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Zexion transformed into a freakish gerbil: Eat Quizno subs! Because they are toasty subs! Eat Quizno subs! We'd em raw but eating raw stuff is barbaric!!! We are not the huns!
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*Larxene drinks Starbucks Doubleshot Expresso*
*A musical band magically appears out of nowhere*
Band:
Larxene! Larxene, Larxene, Larxene
Larxene, Larxene, Larxene
Larxene, Larxene, Larxeeeeeeene!!!
Larxene's the woman, going to work.
Got her Kunai, got ambition.
Supreme power is right in her grasps.
It's a dream, she will never let dieee!
Larxene is the woman of the hour! She's the queen of her group.
The other Unknowns has finally met their rival.
But on her way to the top,
She knows 1 day she just could becoooome!!!
The Superior.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

The quizno gerbils freaked me out.

The take on Eye of The Tiger was creative...

 

[fallenangel77]

*Sora walks over to kairi and sees her makin the shell necklace*

Sora:Watcha doin?
Kairi:Yer mom!

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

HAh, lmao. Taht was teh funny.

 

[Twighlite Liminality]

on the beach

riku: soo sora you wanna come over teh ma ouse
sora: Uh sure
Riku You could take a look at ma bannana
sora: hmm!? (sora perks up)
Riku Is big and yellow and its full o pataseum
Sora: Really
Riku: and if you squezze it it gets bigger
sora: (leans over and looks at riku funny) tell me more
Riku: well it also has a price tag
Sora: wh dont you show me
Riku begins to open pants and sora starts to stare
Riku: Oh EEEWWWW no yuck ah ew goo raka baka (begins flailing arms and pulling hair)
no this he pulls out a chew toy shaped like a bannana this is what i meen oh god your gay eeww im tellin yer mom and kairi and an wakka I had just put my pants on inside out
Sora: why wakka
Riku: hes gay just like tidus
Sora: but yun
Riku tch that kiss is what made him gay
Sora: rally?
Riku uh yeah and selphie da lezzzbien uh your mom is a dude
your dads the hobo on third street im you siemeese twin kairi is our other twin your actually a girl im a dog tryin to take over ukrain and you have a strange fetish fore keyboards
Sora: .......
Riku: And you are a waffle Riku takes big bite and sora bleads to death
sora wakes up
Sora: thank god it was a dream riku then gets up and says you okay hunny
Riku screams and wakes Thank god that was a dream

 

[Akai]

i made this one, tell me what ya think




S=Sora, D=Donald, G=Goofy, K=Kairi, and SM=Sora’s mom


S: What me to show you?

K: Yeah, but do it slow.

G: It’s quite easy, it’s a three way.

S: We learned it in Traverse Town.

Sora’s mom walks past the room and stops to listen.

K: They’re so long and hard, all of yours.

SM: What…*gasps*

S: Yeah, now we put them together, they have to touch.

SM: *looks disgusted*

S: You can try now, but you don’t have the special talent as we do.

SM: *Busts through the door* YOU SICK PEOPLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??

Sora, Donald and Goofy had their Keyblade, Staff and Shield up in the air united.

S: Hey mom, sorry if we’re making a lot of noise, we were just doing a trinity.

SM: Oh, ok. Have fun. *Walks out and shuts door*

S: Want to have a four way?

K: Yeah *few moments later Kairi moans*

SM: Such playful children.

 

[Goofy5555]

i made this one, tell me what ya think




S=Sora, D=Donald, G=Goofy, K=Kairi, and SM=Sora’s mom


S: What me to show you?

K: Yeah, but do it slow.

G: It’s quite easy, it’s a three way.

S: We learned it in Traverse Town.

Sora’s mom walks past the room and stops to listen.

K: They’re so long and hard, all of yours.

SM: What…*gasps*

S: Yeah, now we put them together, they have to touch.

SM: *looks disgusted*

S: You can try now, but you don’t have the special talent as we do.

SM: *Busts through the door* YOU SICK PEOPLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??

Sora, Donald and Goofy had their Keyblade, Staff and Shield up in the air united.

S: Hey mom, sorry if we’re making a lot of noise, we were just doing a trinity.

SM: Oh, ok. Have fun. *Walks out and shuts door*

S: Want to have a four way?

K: Yeah *few moments later Kairi moans*

SM: Such playful children.

Sounds like you just mixed the one on the first page

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

In the Accessory Shop.

Cid:how may i help u?
Sora:Id like to buy some condoms.
Cid:Okay,lemme see what size you need.

....Yeah.