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The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread



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this is the humor for kh/khcom/or kh2 so if u have anything funny about kh then post it here.
unknown:pst hey kid
sora: yeah
unknown:wanna buy some drugs
sora:sorry i don't have any $ left i spent the rest of it last night on your mom
unknown:u little $h*t!!!
**sora runs**
unknown: thats what i though u little @sshole

I didn't make this up so if u think its funny then go look at the comments for some of the new screenshots they are halarious. Here is one my friend made up

unknown: hey you kid
sora: what
unknown: are you sora?
sora: thats what it sayes on my underware
unknown: ok well I have to ask a favor
sora: what is it
unknown: do you know a Riku?
sora: yea
unknown: well you see I have this order from Riku
sora: what kind of order?
unknown: well ummm **cough** you see it is an order for the deluxe party pakage
sora: what is that
unknown: are you stupid or something
sora: NO!!! my mom says I am special
unknown:......umm okaaaaay just deliver the package or ......ummmm I'll make you watch educational TV
sora: you mad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be continued

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This thread is now the Official KH/KH2 Joke Thread

As it was before, all threads pertaining to jokes and skits will be closed ands referred to this thread
 
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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

red guy:the road to nightfall
riku(hottie):no the road to dawn..................i meen don't u think ive seen enough darkness for one lifetime omfg
mickey: someone needs a nap.
riku: that **starts running but doesn't notice there is a giant rock in the middle of the road but the red guy does**
red guy:.........:)
**riku turns and see the red guy smiling**
riku:what the hell are u smilling about???
**SMACK!!! riku ran into the rock**
riku: o sh*t owwwww what the mother fu*ker damn that hurts.
red guy:............yesss
**red guy disappears**
 

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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

"somebody need a nap" HAHA
 
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....what???

sora's parents went away so riku decided to throw a party at sora's house they had lots of liquer and drugs
sora:whoa the room is spinning *falls over on face*
riku:dude u need stop drinken and start smoken man...
kiari:aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh **tied to a cealing fan** and its on
tidus: lets go light some trees on fire guys....yeah
unknown: great party **hickup**
the next day
sora: dude the room is STILL SPINNING!!!!
riku: shut up **hits sora and passes out**
to be contiued
 

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Goofy:well....the only place left is *gulp* neverland.
thunder starts
Sora: um................
Donald just walks in
Sora: hey buddy! want to do us a favor?
Donald: what is it?
They kick him out
Donald starts getting ticked off
Sora and Goofy: HA HA HA! have fun in Neverland.
thunder starts again
Sora:why does that always happen?
Goofy: well it is where M.j is
Sora: marijuana?
Goofy: no its not that bad take it from me why do you think my voice is like this.
Sora: good point..........oh....that thing. poor duck.




if it sucked say it. try listening to my sister while typing....it deters you from the funny.
 

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Unknown: I shall murder you all with my antenna.
Sora: Yeah, sure.
Riku: You can't do that because #1: I am darkness itself. #2: Because you're ugly.
Unknown: Hey, that isn't fair. My mom said I'm pretty.
Sora and Riku together: Yes. Your mom is kinda psycho.
Unknown: MOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 

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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

lmao here's another one of mine
**the end of khcom and riku is with mickey in kingdomhearts**
riku: now what
micey: u have to change your outfit for the sequel
riku: there isn't a place to change out here!!!
mickey:im not a perverted rodent i won't look
riku: U BETTER NOT OR ITS YOUR FUNERAL
**begins to change and then a girl unknow comes out of nowhere**
unknown:i think im gonna be sick
mickey:uhh riku
riku: i'm almost done god hold on
mickey:uh hi how are u doing today
riku: ok im changed
**stops in his tracks looks at the unknown..... the unkown hurls and dies**
mickey:well that's one way to defeat an unknown
riku: shut up
 

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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

Here is another!

**The end of KH**
*Kiari backs off from the land disappaering*
Sora: KIARI!
Kiari: Sora!
*land shakes and sora catches her arm with right hand and helps her back up*
Sora: Kiari,.....remember what u said before.....I'm always with u too....I'll come back to u...I promise
Kiari: I kno u will!
*music stats to play but music gets stuck on the last part of AWAY*
sora: O come on, I did this 50 times already, god dam it!
Kiari:*in another voise* u better pay exra ro this! Me and Rikku want to go out tonight!
Riku: *yells from the back* IT'S RIKU U DUM AS!!
*backround falles over and shows Riku and girl Unknown making out*
Kiari: *looks back and yells* I though u said that u where over her!!!
Sora mind: then that means Kiair is all mine!
*Kiari runs over to girl unknown and Riku and beats the heak out of them both*
Sora mind: o_o never mind!
 
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Zeke said:
Here is another!

**The end of KH**
*Kiari backs off from the land disappaering*
Sora: KIARI!
Kiari: Sora!
*land shakes and sora catches her arm with right hand and helps her back up*
Sora: Kiari,.....remember what u said before.....I'm always with u too....I'll come back to u...I promise
Kiari: I kno u will!
*music stats to play but music gets stuck on the last part of AWAY*
sora: O come on, I did this 50 times already, god dam it!
Kiari:*in another voise* u better pay exra ro this! Me and Rikku want to go out tonight!
Riku: *yells from the back* IT'S RIKU U DUM AS!!
*backround falles over and shows Riku and girl Unknown making out*
Kiari: *looks back and yells* I though u said that u where over her!!!
Sora mind: then that means Kiair is all mine!
*Kiari runs over to girl unknown and Riku and beats the heak out of them both*
Sora mind: o_o never mind!
thats funny
 
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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

In beginning of KH2.

Sora: Oh no help me! I'm falling. Oh is that me and Kairi. Wow A little action. Oh they spotted me. Oh $#!t the water!
Kairi: Sora!
Sora: Huh
Kairi: I thought I said no more drugs. And why are you wet.
Sora: I fell in water and riku tried to...
Kairi: Sora! You're sick.
Sora: No its not what you think.
Riku: Come back to bed Sora!
 

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will then here is another!

Riku: am I gana be in the KH2 game this year
Sora: I don't kno, I think I killed u in the last game?
Riku: so thats y I'm lookin up at u and I can't move!
Sora: well I don't even know how ur talking!
Riku: Sora............ur so fuked!
Sora: y?
Riku: cause when I get my body over here I will beat ur as
*Sora's head falls to the ground and is upsidedown*
Sora: too late, we just finsted te ending for the KH2
*Kiari walks over*
Kiari: hey look, lunch!
Riku and Sora: o_o!
*BHK walks over*
BHK: o_o K-K-K-Kiari..... T-T-T-T-Thats Sora and Riku!
Kiari: Who is Sora but who cares want some?
BHK: Ya pass me Ruki
Kiari: who?
BHK: the other one!
*Kiari passes him Riku's head*
Riku: o_o
Sora: X_X
Kiari: ^_^
BHK: ^_^
 

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in the pic with sora and herc doing that pimp handshake...
sora:um herc your crushing my hand
herc:huh
**crunch**
sora:that doesn't sound good
herc:eek:mg just hold on
**herc starts running to get some bandages but he forgets he is still hanging onto sora's hand**
sora: o sh*t that f*cking hurts like hell
herc: sora how did u get back there???
sora: are u on drugs u dragged me over here!!!
herc: o
** a few weeks later sora and the gang comes back and sora's hand if fixed**
sora: while im here u stay away from me
 

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Riku: hey sora! *turns Sora around* want to hear an Unknown joke!
Sora: not right now *turns around the other way*
Riku: really just lisson! *turns him around again*
Sora: OKEY WHAT IS IT!*he turns around again*
Riku: well I can't tell u with ur back faced to me!
Sora: well now is not the right time to talk u blind bastard!
Riku: hey I kno my brother was blind but thats not nice!
Sora: well mind giving me a hand with thins thing!
*scren opens to see the whole picturn*
Riku: holy shit ur faceing that thing!
Sora: well that thing is ur girl firend!
Riku: hey my Girlfirnd is other ther*Riku points behind him at an Unknown*
Sora: O so Kiari wasn't ur GirlFirend!
*monster gets mad and eats Riku*
Sora: too bad he didn't know that was Kiari!
*Kiari Monster eats Sora*
Riku: haha, now ur here with me!..........Sora?
*Riku touches Sora's torn up body*
Riku: ewwwwwwwwww, wait if he is dead and I'm alive here! o_o I don't like where this is going!
 

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sry fantasy gurl.... i thought you had double posted.... how embarasing; my eyes decieved me! ill give you a rep as my apology! ;) nice jokes ppl!
 

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How do you give reps? Someone tell me. I never heard of that = I'm still kinda new.
 

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on the left it says "scan edsquarecat" (example)..... below that is a little box with a check and an 'X'. Click that to give rep points. There like courtesy points.. if someone says sumthin smart or that you like... give 'em a rep point!
 
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