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Where Sora meets Yuffie
Sora: Where am I?
Yuffie: You're with me, Yuffie.
Sora: What! You f*(%!
Yuffie: No, Yuffie
Leon: You can't caus its rated E
Riku: U can caus f*(% yeah!
Kairi: !#$!@#$ #!$%$%!%! %#%#@ (south park style)
Donald: Stop using profanity.
Mickey: I'm the king and I now say SHUT THE F*(% UP!
 

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OMG THATS FUNNY

sora:hey nomura why did u put me in an egg for 11 months
actually more like a year and a half because ur just taking ur sweet time making kh2
riku: HAHAHAHAH!!!!! ur stuck in an egg
sora: shut up or i'll pool u in with me
riku: ur just jealous because im the sexi guy with the blindfold
sora: there u go again with the whole thing about ur blindfold
kairi: hey at least u don't have to go to school
riku: shut up kairi ur a gay character that nobody likes to listen to including me
kairi: don't make me take out my fighting stick
riku: .....HAHAHAH u use a stick as a weapon jeez u are a wimp
kairi: and ur a f*ckhead
sora: nomora why do i have a gay best freind and a gay girlfriend???
riku: at least u don't get beat up all the time
kairi: yeah not to mesion ur face is messed up from fighting so much so i guess i should really call u f*ck face
riku: thats it u little pethetic slut
**riku kills kairi**
sora: well that was interesting but if u excuse me i need to take a leak
riku: well f*ck u to
what do u guys think
 

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG thats funny
 

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Neverland in KH2
Sora: Peter Pan look its an unknown.
Unknown: Peter Pan, I've come for you.
Peter Pan: Never!
Sora: I think I'll pull down this zipper.
All: Oh no its MJ!
Mj: ohhh noooooo.
Sora: The greatest evil of all. Hey weren't you at Wal-mart.
MJ: No i'll never go there.
Riku: I bet its because he couldn't get into th boys pants.

M J was later killed by Riku, but They all laughed and lived happily ever after.
 

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Before Sora Enters Memory Chamber
Namine: Enter here and you'll get your memories back!
Sora: Thank you Namine. I want you to know I love you.
Namine: Thank you, never forget me.
Sora: I know forgotten, but not lost. (I'm glad I won't see that f*(%&^ b!%(# again)

Tell me what you think!
 

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omg thats some funny sh*t man haaaaaaahahahaaaaa

u wanna know why kairi is so gloomy when sora goes to the secete place to find her to save her from the darkness this is why
kairi: sora remember to get all the supplies including the mushrooms
sora:k
**sora goes and collects all of the supplies**
kairi: o good u have everything
**same night kairi wakes up to go to the secret place where she stashed some drugs or shrooms**
Kairi: where the f*CK ARE MY SHROOMS
kairi: o sh*t god damnit sora
sora:kairi!!!
kairi: soooooooora......
lol i thought this was funny
 

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What happened in Castle Oblivion.
Sora: The higher we go we lose memories.
Donald: Really, how are you.
Sora: Oh my god its a talking duck, wow I'm wasted. Oh, look its a dog.
Goofy: woof!
Sora: Ouch. That %@%$$ bit me. Come here you $%$@.
Duck: Wow, I'm trippen. Look my hands can touch anything, but each other, oh. Wait I don't have hands. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sora: Owww, son of a !@#$%!
Marluxia: Good, our plan to make Sora think hes drunk is working.
Namine: Why haven't I erased this guys memory.
Marluxia: Wow, Sora's kinda cute *hiccup*.
 

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fantasygurl1227 said:
yeah it does...... o bye the way did i say that i liked ur sig its really awsome and if u look at all of my signature it says that riku and older sora are hot lol

wouldn't know if there hot. I'm a dude. What do you think of my joke.
 

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What happened in Castle Oblivion.
Sora: The higher we go we lose memories.
Donald: Really, how are you.
Sora: Oh my god its a talking duck, wow I'm wasted. Oh, look its a dog.
Goofy: woof!
Sora: Ouch. That %@%$$ bit me. Come here you $%$@.
Duck: Wow, I'm trippen. Look my hands can touch anything, but each other, oh. Wait I don't have hands. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sora: Owww, son of a !@#$%!
Marluxia: Good, our plan to make Sora think hes drunk is working.
Namine: Why haven't I erased this guys memory.
Marluxia: Wow, Sora's kinda cute *hiccup*.
ROTFL o and it u don't know what that meen it meens ROTFL=rolling on the floor laughing
and dude i know ur a dude i was being silly im not dumb lol
 

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castle oblivion
sora: hey each time we beat a world we get higher
donald:yeah i guess ur eyes are getting smaller and u do look dumber
goofy:???
sora: not that kinda high jeez donald. hey wait a minute u little sh*t
goofy: hey look what i found in donald's pocket
sora: donald why do u have weed
donald: I HAVE A PROBLEM OKAY!!!!!!!
sora and goofy:.......:confused:
 
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