The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread

[zenpker]

Hey, see this. It shows Demyx,Axel,Roxas, and Riku's job wishes. Dane Cook's the audio

YouTube - Stand Up Hearts: I Wanna Be A FIREMAN!

So damn funny

 

[Rae]

lol 'FU-K THAT I QUIT!' oh my god... that was a good one...'cmon, this is a place of miniature business'......'this isn't a playground even if it looks like a playground' heh...

 

[blendedhearts]

character complaints, part one.

Axel: why does everyone think i always say "got it memorized" whenever i talk? i don't do that all the time! *...* (got it memorized?)

 

[Rae]

^lmao continuing from Axel!!

Roxas: Why would people think I'm in LOVE with Axel!? Especially those 'fanfiction' people!! HE'S HOMOPHOBIC, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! I'd prefer my ice creams than him, thank you very much.

Axel: YOU'D WHAT, ROXAS!?!??!

Roxas: You heard me.

 

[blendedhearts]

continued...

Riku: yeah! how come everybody thinks me and Sora like eachother? i mean come on! i don't have time for a relationship, and Sora has Kairi! get over it you yaoi fans!

 

[Rae]

following...

Kairi: Wait a sec. Riku got Namine...oh, wait...then again...Namine's Roxas'....Riku's basically doing nothing the whole day...prat, he lied. HOW COME RIKU'S ALLOWED TO HAVE SO LITTLE JOB!? AND AS HE SIP A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE BEHIND THE STAGE, ME AND NAMINE HAVE TO DO ALL THE RUNNING WHILE ANSEM -coughxehanortcough- DO HIS JOB!!!

 

[blendedhearts]

furthered even more...

Riku: why do i get to slack off all day? 'cause i'm awsome, thats why. (oh, and p.s. the orange juice is how i stay fit and awsome. so NYGH to you Kairi!)

btw, "nygh" is just Riku sticking his tongue out at Kairi. just so there's no confusion.

 

[SoraKHLuver]

i suck at these , but oh well, bored enough to post them xP

sora: hey sexy!!!
kairi: OH!!!!YOU SON OF A $*^%&!!!!!
*kairi slaps sora so hard that his cheeks r red*
sora: hey wat was that for??!!!
kairi: OOPS!!i saw my ex behind you, so i tried to slap him!!
riku: O_O! WHOA THAT WAS CLOSE!
kairi: AAH! *SLAAAP*
riku: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! that hurt you bit*h!!!
*riku smacks kairis butt*
riku: sh*t!!missed it
*riku slaps sora*
sora: OOOOUCH! wat was THAT for???!
riku: DAMN IT! missed it again
*kairi now realizes that riku is high*
kairi: r u high???!
riku: nope lil bit*h!!
kairi: prove it
riku: OK! I WILL!!!
*riku kisses sora*
riku: TAKE THAT!!!XD
sora: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!GAY!!GAY!!GAY!!AAAAAAAAAH
*sora is seen running for his life screaming 'HES GAY!!!'*
kairi: great thats the 6th time you kissed an innocent guy just cuz ur drunk!!!
riku: thanks baby!!!

 

[SoraKHLuver]

dead thread, WOO!!! :toungesmile:
(double post >_____<)

 

[xille]

Re: kh/kh2 jokes

Hi. I'm new and here is my joke.
At twilight town in KH2:
Axel: I'm taking you with me conscious or not.
Roxas: AHHHH RAPIST!!! (runs away)


It's not that funny but I thought it was alright. I shall rack my brain for better

 

[Superschlock]

Re: kh/kh2 jokes

Hi. I'm new and here is my joke.
At twilight town in KH2:
Axel: I'm taking you with me conscious or not.
Roxas: AHHHH RAPIST!!! (runs away)


It's not that funny but I thought it was alright. I shall rack my brain for better

You shall also rack your brain for a better way to introduce yourself, since this thread is old as shit (we tend to not enjoy posting in extremely old threads)

btw welcome to the forums