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fantasygurl1227

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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

unknowns come to take kairi but she is even dumber than before
unknown:resistence is futile kairi
kairi: no get away ** she looks around sees a stick and picks it up**
kairi: see now i have a stick so back off its really powerful
unknown: god why do i always get the dumbest jobs **unknown breaks the stick grabs kairi and disappears and u can hear kairi saying**
kairi: don't make me us a rock next time!!!
 

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GTX said:
Oh realy, never noticed that. I'll give you points for telling me.

thanks
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AAGGGHH sorry i double posted i ment to edit but i messed UP!! .... im such a hipocrit
 

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thanks ZABUZA IS MY IDOL.... i need a good picture for a siggy tho!
 

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lmao thats a a good one, but Kiari is a canable! and whats with the pics of Riku and Sora kissing!!! There is people tryin to make KH Gay, wait to late, they went to neverland! :D
 

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EdSquareCat said:
you can do better fantasy gurl!
i know that one sucked a$$ didn't it i'll think of something better like this...
sora riku and kairi are are on destiny islands and its when the heartless first invaded the island
sora: hey the heartless are comming
kairi: o we have to hid and quick!!!
sora: i know!
**pulls something out of his pocket
sora: quick hide behind this pencil
kairi: OKAY!!!
riku:......... u 2 have been drinking again havn't u
sora: no i havn't
riku: yes u have
sora: prove it **hickup**
riku: ok im just gonna go give up my heart to the darkness now
sora: ok u do that
riku: f*cking dumb bastard

is that better???:)
 

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Re: kh/kh2 jokes

When Sora meets pooh.
Sora: Hey
Pooh: Think,think,think.
Sora: You okay.
Pooh: I'm trying to think how to say by to pooh.
Sora: Poo, where did I step in it.
Pooh: No, I'm pooh.
Sora: You have to go poo?
Pooh: No I have to say buy to Pooh.
Sora: So you're constipated.
Pooh: Oh, $#!t! I mean bother.
Sora: Potty mouth Poo.
 

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unknown: sora.......I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!
sora:riiiiiiiiiiiight......
unknown:no really i am
sora: ok then what color underwear do i have on
unknown:nothing
sora: HOW THE HELL DID U NO
unknown: when the wind passes by u can see up there
 

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unknown: sora...I AM YOUR FATHER
sora: riiiiiiiiiight
unknown:no really i am your father
sora: ok then what color underwear do i have on
unknown: nothing
sora: HOW THE HELL DID U KNOW
unknown: we the wind blows u can see up there
 

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hey, I got a funnier one. :D It was by somebody else but it really darn funny, and it took place when Sora meet the Unknown in Final Mix.

Sora: how the heck did you get here?
Unknown: uhhhhhhhhh...internet?
Sora: ????
Unknown: what?
Sora: ahh can I use da tree I mean john nevermind. I can hold it.
>5 min. later<
Sora: that felt good.
Unknown: what?!
Unknown: hey why is my robe wet?!
Sora: HEHEHEHE
Axel: sup!?
Unknown: Sora pee on my robe!
Axel: I've heard that burning pee on clothes makes it go away...fire!
Unknown: ouch that @#$#@ hurt!
Axel: oops! I forgot to tell you it burn a hole in your butt *chuckles*...*laughs*...HAHAHAHA *chuckles*
BHK: hey Unknown with hole in butt sup!
BHK: wait it's still fire let me put it out. Blizaga!
Unknown: hey Axel please put my butt on fire...again!!
Axel: no!
Unknown: why?
Axel: because you have no butt!
Unknown: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to take a crap!!!
Axel: shoot out your duh!
Sora: I had poopy. wait don't step in that!...too late oh well!
BHK: I though you didn't have a butt.
Unknown: I don't.
Axel: then what's that! ummmm well is stinks, it's brown, and you stepped in it...so it must be yours.
Ansem: you fool kill Sora!
Sora: where the heck did you all come from?!
all the Unknowns and BHK: uhhhhhh...internet!?
Sora: okaaay?! ouchhh! BHK.
BHK: sorry couldn't help it! HAHA!!!
Ansem: you're full of poop all the way to your hoodie!
>1000 heartless appear<
Sora: oh $#!+
everybody but Sora: see you later...if you're still living!! Heeee!!!!
Sora: @$$holes!
>Kairi appears<
Sora: Kairi!!!????
Kairi: Sora...I hate you seeya!!!
 

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lmao thats funny
this is all about riku

riku: hey since i can smell darkness im gonna do something cool
unknown:and what would that be
riku: a blindfold... i meen if i can smell stuff then why do i need to see and this will make me look cool as hell and more mysterious
unknown:huray
unknown : hey kids lets see what happens when riku puts on his new blindfold
**riku ties on the blindfold**
riku: how do i look
unknown: like an idiot
riku: well f*ck u
riku: you'll see how cool i look
unknown: okay people get ready for riku to do something stupid
**riku starts walking **
riku: see im doing just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee ooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss **splash**
unknown: i didn't expect for him to walk right off a cliff and into the ocean hahaha
unknown: o well im hungry im gonna go get some waaaaaffles
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! that very funny fantasygurl1227! I hope Riku know where he walking next time XD
 

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*the part where sora is about to turn into a heartless*

sora:how are we goin' to get kairi's heart back?

donald:i dunno.

sora:how come i always have to do the thinkin' $#&^head!

donald:dun call me that or i'll beat the livin' s&%t ouitta u!

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