Help/Support ► The LGBT Help and Support Thread (v3)

[Shuri]

You know what they say about jungle fever.
And gay black people who steal other peoples' lovers. Although I'm not sure how much they say about that one.

EDIT: HUZZAH. My status has officially been updated from "Heartless" to "Member".
I want rainbow flags and "Dancing Queen" by ABBA played to a parade of half-naked men in commemoration of this moment. Other, as my boyfriend, it falls on your shoulders to organize this.

 

[Rich]

I've always wondered, is jungle fever contagious?

 

[Shuri]

Dunno. I had a crush on a black boy once, but he was taken. He turned me racist, though, 'cause before breaking the news to me we almost had sex. If he hadn't told me he would have pitched then ditched. So I got angry at all people of African descent because of him.

See, I get to joke about race because I'm not white. Ain't it a bitch?

 

[Rich]

I'm white, but I joke about race anyway. xD People take things like that way too seriously.

Oh, and what ethnicity are you? =O

 

[Shuri]

Ndn, bby.
Chumash, to be specific. :3

 

[Angel]

Ndn, bby.
Chumash, to be specific. :3

lol those were in Buffy

 

[Rich]

I've always wondered how it would be to be gay/bi and non-white. You get the double whammy of prejudice.

 

[Angel]

I've always wondered how it would be to be gay/bi and non-white. You get the double whammy of prejudice.

there's a bi indian girl at my school

oh wait bi girls don't get made fun of my bad

 

[Shuri]

No. Fake-ass stereotypical ghosts were in Buffy. That's like saying the Quileute are in Twilight.
I hate Taylor Lautner.

 

[Archetype00x]

I just hate the Twilight series.

oh wait cold bitch because I made a point sry

 

[Angel]

I just hate the Twilight series.

oh wait cold bitch because I made a point sry

can i read the twilight series but still hate because of low quality?

 

[Archetype00x]

I just hate it because a lot of people praise it as a literary masterpiece when it's just a series of romance novels with characters that happen to be marginally supernatural.

I read Twilight in eighth grade, and half of New Moon. I couldn't get past that.

 

[Angel]

I just hate it because a lot of people praise it as a literary masterpiece when it's just a series of romance novels with characters that happen to be marginally yet, innaccurately supernatural.

I read Twilight in eighth grade, and half of New Moon. I couldn't get past that.

i like it when my vampires get dusted, kthx

 

[Shuri]

I just hate the Twilight series.

oh wait cold bitch because I made a point sry

Dido. Edward stopped being attractive when I turned twelve.

D'ohhh. You know I'll never stop loving you, babe. <3

Shuri/Eli

 

[Archetype00x]

D'ohhh. You know I'll never stop loving you, babe. <3

Then why don't you look me in the eye when we make love? D:

 

[Shuri]

Because I'm too busy thinking about wiping out the black race.

Oops, there I go again. <3

(Actually it's because you're ugly.)

 

[Archetype00x]

That hurts.

I'm thinking of dropping the bomb on my sister just to get her off my ass about getting a girlfriend.

 

[Rich]

I have the perfect way to tell her.

Next time she asks you about a girlfriend, say "Would you rather meet my boyfriend instead?"

 

[Archetype00x]

Naahz. I think I'll just be blunt and straightforward, and shout "I LOVE THE PENIS" in her face. She ought to get that.

 

[Angel]

hah, no one would be surprised where i live if i was full blown gay