Logging Out.
Emerald hadn't been offline in... 10 hours!? His clock read 8:30 pm. Without any further hindrance, Emerald put on a black button up and ran out his room. His apartment was small, so he made his way out the front door and off to his dinner date. The date was in an old diner. They sold baked goods for all hours. He was supposed to be meeting one of his old RP buddies. The MMO had distracted him from all his old favorites. She was a cute girl. Blonde hair, curls, smooth face, but what Emerald liked the most was her legs. They were perfectly tanned with the rest of her body and were seemingly always showing. Online or not. When he got there it was pushing on 9 o'clock. He saw her sitting at the bar eating the most delicious looking ice cream he had ever set his eyes on. He couldn't help but lose another couple of minutes to staring at her beautifully large red eyes, but then rushed into the diner to say hey.
"Hey!"
"Hi! Oooh! I thought you weren't gonna show!"
With a closer look, she had tears in her eyes. She was just talking with the bartender, maybe they were really hitting it off. She had gotten up to rush in for the hug, and did so, but shortly after embracing Emerald switched her entire disposition off instinct, "Didn't your parents teach you not to leave a girl waiting. I was starting to think that you were gonna SAO your way into the friendzone."
"Hahaha... Wait what!?"
"Just saaayinnng."
"No wait what does that even mean? Are we like... <.<|>.>... =.= A couple?"
"Yes!"
"Hmm... I was wondering why such extravagant ice cream. Usually you'd get the regular flaccid milkshake. Maybe a muffin to go with."
"I know! But... Today something awesome happened."
"Yeah? What?"
"I met a band of thieves!"
"No way! Where at?"
"SAO Floor 5."
"Gosh... Undderground still at it?"
"Yeah! With the climb getting higher and higher, many of the newbs started to move their stuff up, and lately, that's been all the hype. It's crazy how fast word gets around."
"Yeah I bet. I would have thought you meant in Onigiri."
"Hahaha yeah, but sssSOMEone forgot to log in for three days straight and I got restless, so... I'm a newly confirmed Sword Art Online official!"
*Starts applauding* "Ayyy! Thats my girl. So... Whats so big about the thieves?"
"Well, like I said the newbs that move have been leaving high traffic shop spots open, an this guild is basically preying on that. Though not the worst of their actions, they charge you more than average for quite nifty tools. Still! The big issue is what they're doing with other items that aren't so average! They take materials and make mock versions of rare items, like the Legendary Kirito's famous black jacket, and make the required level for them outrageously out of your reach."
"Hm. Like 5 to 20?"
"Yes! But it gets worst! Not only does it take a ridiculous amount of time to get to these levels just to equip the armor, which, by then, you more then likely have sold it, or grown tired from it taking up your inventory space, but once you do equip it the items stats are completely for show and your account gets raided! I've never seen something so illustrious."
"Sounds terrible. Fake novelty items, with exquisite properties, turning out to be fakes and completely leaving you and who knows what else completely vulnerable. Are they new to SAO?"
"Seems like it. The only people who really know about it are their victims and people below Floor 10. As of this morning I heard that they got somebody with some type of pet. Said it would grant the owner a force field that-"
"Yeah yeah. Two muffins! Blueberry!"
"... -.-"
">.> What?"
"Nothing. Just thinking about how you cut me off!" *Throws napkin at him*
"Ahh hahaha I was just joking. Keep going."
"Hmph." *Pouty face* "Anyways! The force field was a complete bluff and the pet ended up being some amateur virus, Rick Rolled'em, and the guys SAO account? Completely wiped from the databanks. His email even had troubles re-registering! It was all over the forums."
Emerald took another bite into his muffin and continued listening to his new girlfriend Kelly speak. She had a soft tone to her obnoxious roar. A gentle mix between a cougar and a Lamborghini. Yet still... Bearable. The night almost whizzed by with the heated conversation. It had been a minute since Emerald had dealings with the Black market. Let alone any type of online hacking. This took the cake by far. Kelly was roaring about how she couldn't trust shop keeps for the rest of her SAO career, thanks to a few thieves. It kind of irked Emeralds nerves to see his newly acclaimed girlfriend fuss so much. They were walking along a sidewalk, not to far from a streaming sewage line. As awkward as it seemed, the smell wasn't to bad. Emerald took the last bite out of his muffin, tossing it into a trash bin, and tackling Kelly onto the grassy slope leading towards the water. She laughed and tussled back, ending up on top. Emerald laid there staring into her eyes, while gazing up at the stars. Then boredom kicked in. His first thought. SAO