Riku: Anyone have any idea where Every Heart is?
Kairi: I don't know. She's been gone a long time...
Sora: Maybe she got a temp job in an office! That would sure drain the energy out of anybody!
*all imagines her sitting at a computer in an office cubicle*
Every Heart: *sighs* I hate my job...
*imagination ends there*
Kairi: Maybe she's dead!
Riku: From what?
Sora: She probably died from something extremely stupid...
*imagines Every Heart with her eyes bleeding*
Every Heart: I didn't think there was anybody that could infuriate me more than Dark Omega(member on KHI) just reading his text is making my eyes bleed from his lame attempts to appear badass!
*imagination ends there*
Riku: Maybe she got lost somewhere...
*imagines Every Heart stuck in England*
Every Heart: Doesn't anybody here speak English??
English gentleman: My dear young madam, I do speak English, I also enjoy tea and scones...
Every Heart: I can't understand a word your saying! I need someone who speaks English! You know, AMERICAN??
English gentleman: *rolls eyes as he goes back to talking to his friend* I say dear Reginald, let us go off to watch some good old cricket!
Reginald: Rightyo!
Every Heart: HELP!!!
*imagination ends there*
Ed Elric: Guys, I just got a call from her. She said that she was at the doctor's last week and he had to give her some shots that made her sick for a while...
*Every Heart: *fending the doctor off with a tongue depressor* LET'S SEE YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE, YOU QUACK!!*
*flashback over*
Sora: Ok, let's go get drunk then...
*at the local bar/strip plaza*
Riku and Sora: ANOTHER BEER PLEASE!! STRONGEST ONE!
Kairi: For gods sake...
Waitress: Here's your damn drinks...
Sora: Thanks...wait...EVERY HEART?
Riku: *falls out of chair* WHA??
Every Heart: *wearing a skimpy dress* SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! I don't want people to know that I'm work here. *shouts over shoulder* PATCH! YOU SAID THEY WOULDN'T COME HERE!!!
Don Patch: *also wearing a skimpy dress* How was I to know that they would be here?
Every Heart: Well thanks, now I quit. Goodbye enough money to buy .hack//G.U. *takes a seat by the bar* I'll take your strongest drink...
Bartender: Aren't you kids a little underaged?
Every Heart: Aren't you suppossed to be at home with your wife? Or do you have a meeting at the Holiday Inn with that woman who keeps waving to you?
Bartender: Uhh, one drink coming up...
*much later after several drinks*
Every Heart: Kittens are so soft and adorable! I'm surprised that they haven't ruled the world yet...that would be so awesome...
Ed Elric: I guess that a true update to the Kingdom Hearts thing isn't happening for a while.
Riku: Not till next chapter I supposse...
Every Heart: *being dragged out of bar* I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!! LIES!! BLASPHEMY!! THEY'RE ALL LYING!!! Except for that part about me being drunk...
Yeah, lazyness wins this round. BUT!!!
I promise that the next chapter will speed the story forward and have Hollow Bastion in it.
Kairi: I don't know. She's been gone a long time...
Sora: Maybe she got a temp job in an office! That would sure drain the energy out of anybody!
*all imagines her sitting at a computer in an office cubicle*
Every Heart: *sighs* I hate my job...
*imagination ends there*
Kairi: Maybe she's dead!
Riku: From what?
Sora: She probably died from something extremely stupid...
*imagines Every Heart with her eyes bleeding*
Every Heart: I didn't think there was anybody that could infuriate me more than Dark Omega(member on KHI) just reading his text is making my eyes bleed from his lame attempts to appear badass!
*imagination ends there*
Riku: Maybe she got lost somewhere...
*imagines Every Heart stuck in England*
Every Heart: Doesn't anybody here speak English??
English gentleman: My dear young madam, I do speak English, I also enjoy tea and scones...
Every Heart: I can't understand a word your saying! I need someone who speaks English! You know, AMERICAN??
English gentleman: *rolls eyes as he goes back to talking to his friend* I say dear Reginald, let us go off to watch some good old cricket!
Reginald: Rightyo!
Every Heart: HELP!!!
*imagination ends there*
Ed Elric: Guys, I just got a call from her. She said that she was at the doctor's last week and he had to give her some shots that made her sick for a while...
*Every Heart: *fending the doctor off with a tongue depressor* LET'S SEE YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE, YOU QUACK!!*
*flashback over*
Sora: Ok, let's go get drunk then...
*at the local bar/strip plaza*
Riku and Sora: ANOTHER BEER PLEASE!! STRONGEST ONE!
Kairi: For gods sake...
Waitress: Here's your damn drinks...
Sora: Thanks...wait...EVERY HEART?
Riku: *falls out of chair* WHA??
Every Heart: *wearing a skimpy dress* SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! I don't want people to know that I'm work here. *shouts over shoulder* PATCH! YOU SAID THEY WOULDN'T COME HERE!!!
Don Patch: *also wearing a skimpy dress* How was I to know that they would be here?
Every Heart: Well thanks, now I quit. Goodbye enough money to buy .hack//G.U. *takes a seat by the bar* I'll take your strongest drink...
Bartender: Aren't you kids a little underaged?
Every Heart: Aren't you suppossed to be at home with your wife? Or do you have a meeting at the Holiday Inn with that woman who keeps waving to you?
Bartender: Uhh, one drink coming up...
*much later after several drinks*
Every Heart: Kittens are so soft and adorable! I'm surprised that they haven't ruled the world yet...that would be so awesome...
Ed Elric: I guess that a true update to the Kingdom Hearts thing isn't happening for a while.
Riku: Not till next chapter I supposse...
Every Heart: *being dragged out of bar* I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!! LIES!! BLASPHEMY!! THEY'RE ALL LYING!!! Except for that part about me being drunk...
Yeah, lazyness wins this round. BUT!!!
I promise that the next chapter will speed the story forward and have Hollow Bastion in it.
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