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hahaha very funny nice chapter every.
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Narrating this chapter and the next chapter will be Every Heart's asisstant Taokitty,seeing as how Every is too busy on Blind Date.
Taokitty: Welcome one and all to the very first Blind Date: Kingdom Hearts Style!
Jax-oh: It's not a blind date, they all know each other.....
Taokitty: *hits Jax-oh in the back of the head with a cue-stick* NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
Jax-oh: *rubbing back of head* Oww...I wish they had stuck to the Deep Jungle storyline...
Taokitty: Anyway, the first date is Sora and Kairi's date, let's see if Sora will be able to score tonight.
*scene changes to Sora walking up to Kairi's door*
Sora: *arrow points to him* Sora: Cute, Cool gelled spikey hair, Slightly messed up in the head
*knocks on Kairi's door*
Kairi: *calls* I'm coming I'm coming...no Mr. Barker, go. They are doing some retarded Blind Date thing and I have to go with Sora. Anyway, I'll make sure they don't cancel your stupid game show.
*Date Expert says: It's a Bad sign when she is already finishing up with another man when you show up at her door*
Sora:
Kairi: *steps out* Hey Sora, let's go!
Sora: Yeah....
*driving in the car*
Kairi: I didn't know that you could drive Sora.
Sora: *thinking bubble* Neither did I...
Kairi: So where are we going anyway?
Sora: I just figured we could get this over with by just getting ourselves drunk at the bar. And just for you, they have the Bishouns Unlimited Parade. Many famous bishouns will be there.
* Note: Bishouns Unlimited is an organization that deals with cute anime characters and is suppossed to protect them from glompage*
Kairi: Awesome! I can't wait to tackle Cloud!
Note: Kairi oobviousl doesn't know that*
*At the Parade, shows many bishouns on floats waving*
Kairi: Look, it's Ed Elric! *points*
Sora: Sorry Kairi, looks like someone else already got him...and a few others...
*shows Every Heart dragging Ed Elric, Wrath, Inuyasha, and many other unidentifiable bishouns away*
*float goes by with Cloud on it*
Both: CLOUD!!!*runs after float and jumps it*
*later at the bar*
Sora: Did you see how he ran like that?
Kairi: Yeah, and he knocked all those marching band members over and caused the Sesshomaru float to burst into flame and nearly kill all those maintaining it...
Sora: Those poor sons of....but that's not important, I managed to finally touch Cloud's hair!!*squeals*
*arrow points to Sora: He must be drunk if he's squeling like that*
Kairi: *downs some alcohol* Ever notice that the lights above us look like UFOs?
Sora: *drunk* Your right. *pulls out keyblade* DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!! *hits lights and gets electrocuted*
Kairi:......Pancakes...*falls over unconcious*
Taokitty: And thus they spent the rest of the night in an emergency room. When asked about their night, they said...
Sora: WANT A CHIPMUNK? *holding a chipmunk in his hand, eye twitching* This one is still alive...*pokes*
Kairi: MY HUMPS MY HUMPS MY HUMPS*falls over laughing*
Taokitty: And thats all for tonight. Tune in next time to see how Riku and Every Heart do on Blind Date!
Jax-oh: But they know each other, it's not a blind date...
Taokitty: *pulls out the cuestick* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET!!!
Taokitty: Welcome one and all to the very first Blind Date: Kingdom Hearts Style!
Jax-oh: It's not a blind date, they all know each other.....
Taokitty: *hits Jax-oh in the back of the head with a cue-stick* NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
Jax-oh: *rubbing back of head* Oww...I wish they had stuck to the Deep Jungle storyline...
Taokitty: Anyway, the first date is Sora and Kairi's date, let's see if Sora will be able to score tonight.
*scene changes to Sora walking up to Kairi's door*
Sora: *arrow points to him* Sora: Cute, Cool gelled spikey hair, Slightly messed up in the head
*knocks on Kairi's door*
Kairi: *calls* I'm coming I'm coming...no Mr. Barker, go. They are doing some retarded Blind Date thing and I have to go with Sora. Anyway, I'll make sure they don't cancel your stupid game show.
*Date Expert says: It's a Bad sign when she is already finishing up with another man when you show up at her door*
Sora:
Kairi: *steps out* Hey Sora, let's go!
Sora: Yeah....
*driving in the car*
Kairi: I didn't know that you could drive Sora.
Sora: *thinking bubble* Neither did I...
Kairi: So where are we going anyway?
Sora: I just figured we could get this over with by just getting ourselves drunk at the bar. And just for you, they have the Bishouns Unlimited Parade. Many famous bishouns will be there.
* Note: Bishouns Unlimited is an organization that deals with cute anime characters and is suppossed to protect them from glompage*
Kairi: Awesome! I can't wait to tackle Cloud!
Note: Kairi oobviousl doesn't know that*
*At the Parade, shows many bishouns on floats waving*
Kairi: Look, it's Ed Elric! *points*
Sora: Sorry Kairi, looks like someone else already got him...and a few others...
*shows Every Heart dragging Ed Elric, Wrath, Inuyasha, and many other unidentifiable bishouns away*
*float goes by with Cloud on it*
Both: CLOUD!!!*runs after float and jumps it*
*later at the bar*
Sora: Did you see how he ran like that?
Kairi: Yeah, and he knocked all those marching band members over and caused the Sesshomaru float to burst into flame and nearly kill all those maintaining it...
Sora: Those poor sons of....but that's not important, I managed to finally touch Cloud's hair!!*squeals*
*arrow points to Sora: He must be drunk if he's squeling like that*
Kairi: *downs some alcohol* Ever notice that the lights above us look like UFOs?
Sora: *drunk* Your right. *pulls out keyblade* DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!! *hits lights and gets electrocuted*
Kairi:......Pancakes...*falls over unconcious*
Taokitty: And thus they spent the rest of the night in an emergency room. When asked about their night, they said...
Sora: WANT A CHIPMUNK? *holding a chipmunk in his hand, eye twitching* This one is still alive...*pokes*
Kairi: MY HUMPS MY HUMPS MY HUMPS*falls over laughing*
Taokitty: And thats all for tonight. Tune in next time to see how Riku and Every Heart do on Blind Date!
Jax-oh: But they know each other, it's not a blind date...
Taokitty: *pulls out the cuestick* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET!!!
ROFLMFAO!!! That was the greatest Every. Can't wait for more!
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that was one of your best works :lol: PLEASE update soon. thank you.
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O.M.G. I luved it. *squeals like the Every Heart groupie he now is.* You rock Every Heart!!
Hahaha, Taokitty is in it. Good chapter thingy.
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I'm sorry Every Heart for not reading when you started this fanfic but after reading 17 pages, I'm hooked. These chapters of yours are so enjoyable and I'm dying on the inside
from laughter. Keep up the good work and I'll be waiting for the next chapter.
from laughter. Keep up the good work and I'll be waiting for the next chapter.
Highly, ummm... original? Yeah, lets go with that >.> <.<
Hillariously funny, but why would Sora want to touch Cloud's hair? Unless it's hero-worship and not bishe-worship, that would just be kinky...
Hillariously funny, but why would Sora want to touch Cloud's hair? Unless it's hero-worship and not bishe-worship, that would just be kinky...
rotfl thats all i ahve to say lol
Hey all. I'm going camping with my family for the week, and I'll post the chapter Saturday or Sunday when I get back.
I FINNALLY have been added in a story not my own...... COOOOOLLL!!!!!
ok, Camping trip over, here is the next chapter.
Taokitty: And now, here is the portion of Blind Date, featuring Every Heart and Riku!!
Jax-oh: It's not a....
Taokitty: *pulls out cuestick*
Jax-oh: I'll be quiet.....
*anyway....Riku and Every Heart walking along a park*
Riku: *thinking: I can't believe I'm here, alone with Every Heart.....*
Every Heart: Listen, Riku....
Riku: Yeah?
Every Heart: The reason that I'm still going with this is because I have no real choice. I think my heart still belongs to King Naruto.
Riku: Him? But he hasn't been around for a month....
Every Heart: It's been far too long....I wish I knew where he went....
Riku: Look, I'm sure he's ok. You'll probably see him again.
Every Heart: You really think so?
Riku:" *thinking: Hell no.* Of course Every....
Every Heart: Thanks Riku, that makes me feel a lot better.
Riku: *thinking: Huh, maybe I will get lucky. She digs me, I can tell*
*later on*
Every Heart: I can't believe you got the tickets for this.
Riku: I'm surprised too, the Idiot fights are hard to get tickets for.
*shows Sora vs. Sammy the Yugioh Card Stealing Arsehole*
Sora: I'm not suppossed to be in this chapter....and wait, who's Sammy?
Kairi: I think Sammy is Every Heart's brother....
Sora: But why is he called the Yugioh Card Stealing Arsehole?
Sammy: Ha, I got his cards! *holds up some cards*
Sora: The hell?!? That runt stole my Yugioh Cards! That tears it! *jumps him as they fight*
*later on at a diner.....*
Riku: *looking a menu* I'm not sure what to get...
Every Heart: I think I'm going to get the Italino Sampler. It has spagetti, chicken, and kalamari....and maybe I'll have a mar...
Riku: Hold it, did you just say kalamari? As in squid?!?
Every Heart: Yes....do you have a problem with that?
Riku: No....of course not...I think I'll have a strong liquor and forget the meal now....
*waiter comes up*
Waiter: *after getting orders* Have a good time here....
Every Heart: That waiter looked familiar...
Riku: It did?
Every Heart: Well yeah, he looks like someone I know....
Riku: Maybe it was King Naruto.
Every Heart: No, I don't think so, I don't remember him having spikey orange hair and making me think of a fat Sonic.
Waiter: What the hell is a Sonic? And I'm not fat! *came back with meals*
Every Heart: Thank you sir....hey wait....DON PATCH???
Don Patch: How did you know that it was me?
Every Heart: Unlike Oblivious over here...
Riku: *glares*
Every Heart: ......I noticed you looked like him.
Riku: So why are you a waiter here? Shouldn't you be working on your fanfiction? Or traveling with Bobobo?
Don Patch: It's a very long and complicated story.
Every Heart: Crap, now we have to wait for the next chapter to hear it. Thanks a lot Patch....
So theres the chap for you. I wonder how Don Patch got to be a waiter....
Taokitty: And now, here is the portion of Blind Date, featuring Every Heart and Riku!!
Jax-oh: It's not a....
Taokitty: *pulls out cuestick*
Jax-oh: I'll be quiet.....
*anyway....Riku and Every Heart walking along a park*
Riku: *thinking: I can't believe I'm here, alone with Every Heart.....*
Every Heart: Listen, Riku....
Riku: Yeah?
Every Heart: The reason that I'm still going with this is because I have no real choice. I think my heart still belongs to King Naruto.
Riku: Him? But he hasn't been around for a month....
Every Heart: It's been far too long....I wish I knew where he went....
Riku: Look, I'm sure he's ok. You'll probably see him again.
Every Heart: You really think so?
Riku:" *thinking: Hell no.* Of course Every....
Every Heart: Thanks Riku, that makes me feel a lot better.
Riku: *thinking: Huh, maybe I will get lucky. She digs me, I can tell*
*later on*
Every Heart: I can't believe you got the tickets for this.
Riku: I'm surprised too, the Idiot fights are hard to get tickets for.
*shows Sora vs. Sammy the Yugioh Card Stealing Arsehole*
Sora: I'm not suppossed to be in this chapter....and wait, who's Sammy?
Kairi: I think Sammy is Every Heart's brother....
Sora: But why is he called the Yugioh Card Stealing Arsehole?
Sammy: Ha, I got his cards! *holds up some cards*
Sora: The hell?!? That runt stole my Yugioh Cards! That tears it! *jumps him as they fight*
*later on at a diner.....*
Riku: *looking a menu* I'm not sure what to get...
Every Heart: I think I'm going to get the Italino Sampler. It has spagetti, chicken, and kalamari....and maybe I'll have a mar...
Riku: Hold it, did you just say kalamari? As in squid?!?
Every Heart: Yes....do you have a problem with that?
Riku: No....of course not...I think I'll have a strong liquor and forget the meal now....
*waiter comes up*
Waiter: *after getting orders* Have a good time here....
Every Heart: That waiter looked familiar...
Riku: It did?
Every Heart: Well yeah, he looks like someone I know....
Riku: Maybe it was King Naruto.
Every Heart: No, I don't think so, I don't remember him having spikey orange hair and making me think of a fat Sonic.
Waiter: What the hell is a Sonic? And I'm not fat! *came back with meals*
Every Heart: Thank you sir....hey wait....DON PATCH???
Don Patch: How did you know that it was me?
Every Heart: Unlike Oblivious over here...
Riku: *glares*
Every Heart: ......I noticed you looked like him.
Riku: So why are you a waiter here? Shouldn't you be working on your fanfiction? Or traveling with Bobobo?
Don Patch: It's a very long and complicated story.
Every Heart: Crap, now we have to wait for the next chapter to hear it. Thanks a lot Patch....
So theres the chap for you. I wonder how Don Patch got to be a waiter....
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That was pretty funny. I'm sure none of us can wait to hear how all that happened. *squeals*
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As interesting and funny as always Every Heart. I hope that you enjoyed your camping trip.
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that was an awsome chapter every! wow, don patch as a waiter...I MUST KNOW HOW!
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>< Oi, I haven't been here since forever, nice updates and... *Is tempted to glomp you* THANK YOU FOR ADDING ME IN THEM AND JAX!!!><
Lol, sorry to hear King_Naruto has been gone for a month! ;-;
Lol, sorry to hear King_Naruto has been gone for a month! ;-;
not as funny as the others. More humour in the next one plz, or I'll tell your boss you're not making Kingdom Hearts!
PH34R ZEH R3RUNS!!!!!!111
PH34R ZEH R3RUNS!!!!!!111
Looks like I'm officail.....
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