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Oh.. Here are your hosts! WHOA A HUGE BUCKET OF CHICKEN!!!
*CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP* Umm... Sorry folks... Here are your hosts!
Sora: Hello St. Louiy!
Crowd: BOOO!!!
*the crowd throws axes and keyblades at sora*
Sora: Ow... Ouuch.... OW!!!!!!!!!
*sora gets knocked out cold*
Riku: Sorry folks, we cannot go on with Sora out cold.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU WASTED OUR MONEY YOU BASTARDS!
Riku: WHATCHA CALL ME?
Crowd: BASTARD!!!
Riku: Oh that is it.... Kairi... get out your..... object.
Kairi: Right..
*kairi pulls out a alarm controller, kairi then pushes it... a alarm is heard*
Riku: Uh oh.. do you know what time it is?
Speaker: KILLING SPREE TIME!!!!
*doors lock*
*Vincent jumps out of the curtain and then riku turns into dark riku and Kairi gets out her nuke gun*
20 mins later....
Vincent - Level up! 99 to 200
Kairi - Level up! 20 - 99
Riku - Level down! 500 - 300
Sora - Knocked out cold and got a level down! 2 - 1
Riku: Yay!
Vincent: **** we're locked in.
Riku: O_O
Kairi: Uh oh... I left the release door button behind that door.
Riku: Aw crap.. Let's look around the corpses and find a weapon.
*everyone looks for a weapon*
Riku: HOLY CRAP!! THE CROWD IS THE CIA!!
Kairi: Oh..... My.....
*a bomb incoming sound*
Kairi: DUCK AND COVER!
Music: Duck and Cover! Whenever there's danger, Duck and Cover! Even when a army of Grizziles attack you, Duck and Cover!
*a nuke hits the ceiling and hits the stage floor*
10 mins later
Kairi: Oh yay.. it's a dud!
*sora wakes up*
Riku: NO WAIT IT'S A MOTION TRIGGER NUKE!! When it detects motion it blows ---- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
2 hours later
Riku-Ghost: Nice job Sora.. You got us killed!
Sora-Ghost: Heh.. sorry.
5 hours later
Riku-Ghost: --- YOU'RE GAY
Sora-Ghost: NO YOU ARE!!!---
40 hours later 0_o
Riku-Ghost: --- YOU'RE GAYIER THAN MY DAD WHICH IS GAYIER THAN MY DOG WHICH IS GAYIER THEN MY PET---
30 days later O_O
Kairi-Ghost: You bastards...
40 days and a shut up plz hour ^_^
Kairi-Ghost:.......................
Sora-Ghost:.................
Riku-Ghost:...................................................................... LOVE!!!
Sora-Ghost: Noo! He won the scabble game!!!
Riku-Ghost: Ya.. It's 400 for me, 15 for you, and 300 for kairi..
Kairi-Ghost: Come on sora, you get to pick random words hows that hard?
Sora-Ghost: I can't read...
Kairi-Ghost and Riku-Ghost: O_O
Sephiroth: Hello..
Kairi-Ghost: Hello, why are you here?
Sephiroth: I'm the new Grim Reaper.
Riku-Ghost: Where's Death?
Sephiroth: Um...... Let's just say he's in hell.
In God's Heaven
Grim Reaper: You shall never kill me!
*grim reaper sees a mirror*
Grim Reaper: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M MELTING!! Sephiroth said this was McDonalds!
Back to Graveyard
Sephiroth: Oh well... Time to go to hell.
Sora-Ghost: Aw....
Riku-Ghost: =(
Kairi-Ghost: LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A HOT GIRL!
Sephiroth: WHERE!
*5 mins later, sephiroth looks back*
*sora's legs were stuck out of the tree cave*
Sora-G: OH CRAP HE'S COMING TO GET ME!!
Riku-G: hold on... why are we gonna help sora? he's gonna get us killed again..
Kairi-G: Good idea..
*lets go of sora*
Sora-G: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20 mins later
Kairi: Ok... We're revived now..
Sora-Half Alive: Has anyone seen my kidey?
Riku: Uh oh... He's gonna need a full absorbal diaper.
Sora-Half Alive: Has anyone seen my other fingers? i only have middle fingers on each hand...
Riku: Sora, let's give a high five for kairi who helped us get revived!
*sora sticks up his middle finger*
Riku: O_O WHY YOU LITTLE!
*riku kills sora's organs*
Sora: Noo... my brain!
Riku: Your head is empty last time i checked..
Sephiroth: Oh sora here are your REVIVED organs and fingers.. hold out your hand like this.
*sora sticks up his middle finger*
Sephiroth: You *****!
*sephiroth finishes off sora*
Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.
Kingdom Hearts Show
lol this is funny, Poor Sora died... Again...
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Sincerely, KH2Researcher
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In the dressing room....
Sora: Hey Riku you got something on your face.
Riku: What is it?
Sora: Your face! HHAHAHHAA!
*hits sora with a stool in the face*
Riku: Oh yeah? You got a stool on your face.
KH2Researcher proudly presents......
Kingdom Hearts Show: The Scenes of Humor
*kairi walks in*
Kairi: Riku! Why'd you knock Sora out? The show is in 5 mins!
Riku: Uh oh.
Producer: KH2Researcher
Kairi: Wake him up before the show or I will **** you up!
Riku: Uh... Ok......
Director: KH2Researcher
*kairi walks out of the room, riku slaps sora, sora doesn't wake up, riku slaps sora again harder, he doesn't wake
up, riku slaps sora with all his strength 3 times*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Riku: About time you woke up.
Sora: Ow.... Uh oh.. I'm bleeding under my skin.
Riku: Uh oh... Wait I got something that will fix it
*riku gets out his souleater and puncutures the skin*
Sora: OW!
*sora bleeds on his cheek*
Riku: Now to get a band-aid.
*puts on the band-aid on his cheek*
Sora: That feels alot better.
Riku: Look just go before Kairi kills us both.
Kairi: Riku! Sora! Come over here, I wanna show you something.
Sora: Ok...
Riku: Err... Fine..
*sora and riku walk out the door and into kairi's dressing room, riku and sora looks at the computer kairi is
looking at*
Sora & riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O
* the computer shows a picture of sora and riku kissing each other, riku points at the computer in horror *
Riku: I thought we were alone! I mean... THATS JUST WRONG!! I NEVER DID IT! ( well maybe we did )
Sora: Oh ya riku remember when we -
Riku: SHADD UP YOU MORON!
Sora: Anyway.. Where'd you find this?
Kairi: Found it, I saw the title "Sora&RikuYaoi c plz"
Sora: Hey where's riku?
*riku comes back with a wooden club and smashes the computer over and over again*
Riku: TAKE THAT EVIL FORCE!!!
Kairi: WTF!!! YOU LITTLE BASTARD! THAT COMPUTER WAS 3 million!
Riku: WHAT!! YOU USED MY 3 MILLION!!!
Kairi: SO!!!!
Riku: YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND SORA KISSING!!
Kairi: SO YOU DID ADMIT YOU DID YAOI TOGETHER!
Riku: NO!!!!!!! ASK S- never mind.. BUT MY POINT IS THAT I DID NOT.. umm.. uh... um.. whats that word.. oh! MY
POINT IS THAT I DID NOT KISS SORA! ITS JUST WRONG AND STUPID!
Sora: Kairi give me a hug.
Kairi: Shut up you douchebag.
Sora:
Kairi: Oh ****... we yelled for 9 minutes..
*crowd laughter is heard outside*
Kairi: Uh oh... Let's just go outside.
*kairi, sora, riku come out*
Here are your hosts! Now if you excuse me... I have a date with a hot girl. Hey Vincent! Hey Tifa! Let's go to
McDonalds. Sounds Romantic.
Sora:
Kairi:...................
Riku: That announcer is screwed up.
Sora: Wait.. So... Vincent is single?
Riku: Hello Delousiaminiaipoidiainiia, stupid 'I's
Crowd: Ey!
Riku: HOLY CRAP THE CROWD IS GERMAN!
Kairi: What's wrong?
Riku: Nothing.. It's just that I have a thing with german.
Kairi: Ok.. Let's interdouce the guests we have for tonight!
Sora: Kelfa, Pikachu, Rikku!
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Rikku: I think he fainted, because I'm too hot.
Sora: Yeah.
Kairi: Kelfa.. What plans do you have?
Kelfa: World Domination! Muhahahahahahahahhaah!
Edgar in Crowd: Oh god not that laugh again.
Kelfa: YOu know i have listening power. Ultima!
*everyone around edgar dies*
Sora: Pikachu, what color is a fire truck?
Pikachu: Pika!
Sora: Sorry... It's red.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.... PIKA-CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pikachu unleashes lightning and zaps sora to death*
Kairi: uh oh....
*riku wakes up*
Riku: uh...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Kairi: Sorry everyone, you cannot see this.
*kairi throws out a sleep bomb so everyone falls asleep*
Kairi: Life3!
*kairi heals sora back to life*
Kairi: Esuna-All!
Kairi: OH ****!! THE CAMERA SAW ME!
*everyone wakes back up*
Sora: Uh.... eh... Oh right! Rikku... Will you show us your hot body?
Rikku: Maybe.
Sora: I'll pay 3 gil!
Rikku: I'm not a stripper.
Sora: Awww... But I'm 15 now.
Sora: Well it seems all the time we have for tonight.... Goo-
*lots of chocobos break down the wall and invade the stage, everyone runs away*
Sora: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sora dies from being stepped on 50 chocobos*
Kairi: Oh hell not again! Life 3!
*sora gets revived and then acts normal*
Sora: Ok.. That was a... um a act! Yeah, a dance.
Kairi:..............
Sora: So..... That's all the time we have left... Good Ni-
*BANG*
*sora falls dead*
Kairi: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE 3!!! LIFE 3!
*kairi kills the assassin and then revives sora*
Sora: Good Night Every-
*a piece of the roof falls on him*
Sora: Ouch.. I see blackness! I see.....
*dies*
Kairi: DARN IT STOP DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE 3, PROTECT!, SHELL!
*kairi revives sora*
*sora spots a knife*
Sora: OOOH A PLAYING KNIFE! I'm gonna pretend to die!
*stick the knife in his heart*
*dies*
Kairi: OMG............................. I'm out of MP... Who cares anyway. Come on Riku.
Riku: Oh.. wait.. what? Oh.. I see.. Ok... Let's.. wait.. what? Oh.. I see.. Ok... Let's Go...
Kairi: So I created two retards... What lame spells did I buy?
Spell Shop Guy: Heheh, Kairi brought Retarded Fire 3, Retarded Life 3, Retarded---
*BONK*
Kairi: SHUT UP YOU RETARTED BASTARD!
Kairi: Oh well.
Kelfa: Destruction! Yay I love it!
Chocobo: Wark wark!
Kelfa: WTF is that?
Chocobo: WARK WRAK WRAK!
Kelfa: Stop chirping at me you ostich!
Chocobo: WRAK ARWK RK ARK ARK!
Kelfa: I said stop chirping at me! Oh fine.. DIE! MEGA-ULITMAGO APCOLYSPE-
*an army of chocobos run over Kelfa*
Kelfa: Ow.. That hurts..
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Shut up you electric bastard.
Cid(FF7): WHOA!!! A G8-HG584-XA2L3 ULTIMATE ENGINE dropped in front of me! and its touching my foot! I will bend
down and get it-
*lots of people pile over the G8-HG584-XA2L3 ULTIMATE ENGINE*
Cid: D**MIT!!! IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!
Meanwhile in the 'destroyed' Sora dressing room...
Sora: AGAHAHH GAHGHA GHA HGAHGAHAHAHAH~! AAHGHAGHGH AHAHAHAH!H! A AAHAHAHH!!!!
Kairi: OMG!!!!! SORA HAS GONE RETARDED AND HE'S JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: Wait I got an idea....
*shows pic of riku and sora kissing*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Prepare to die Kairi AGHGA GHAH!!
Final Fantasy 10 Engage Music
x o
Kairi Retarded Sora
HP- 1000/1000 Retarded HP- 999999/999999
MP- 0000/1000 Retarded MP- 99999999/999999
Attack Retarded Attack
Magic Retarded Dance
Whack Retarted Sora Become A Retard
Kairi choses Whack Retarted Sora
Sora Hp goes down -999990
Sora Hp- 9/999999
Retarded Sora choses Retarded Dance
Kairi can't stand the dance and takes 999 damage
Kairi Hp- 1/1000
Kairi chooses magic and chooses Punch
Kairi punches Sora in the face and he goes down!
Gil Gained - Retarted Gil
Exp Gained - Retarted Exp
Retarded Level up
( Ok now the word Retarded has no meaning anymore )
*someones knocks on the door*
Kairi: Come in.
*two guys in black suits come in*
Kairi: OH ****! NOO!!! I LET MY GUARD DOWN!!
Repo Man: Repo Man! Your bill was due 4 years ago. Therefore we need to take everything away from you. And I mean
everything.
Kairi: Even my clothes?
Repo Man: Yep.
Kairi: Never!
*kairi gets out dual pistols and shoots the repo man*
*the swat comes*
Police: POLICE! PLEASE PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN! YOUR BILL WAS DUE 4 YEARS-
Kairi: I know.....
Police: Oh... Then just put your weapons down and surrender gracefully.
Kairi: Never!
Police: Then we will take full force!
Kairi: It's a death house.. Come on in, the bodies of swat are being delievered in my room.
SWAT: Die!
*swat throws a granade in kairi's room, kairi jumps out and while in the air she shoots the swat. Then bumps her
head into the wall. She then gets up, and run down the hall. *MATRIX MODE* Kairi jumps out of the corner aims at 6
swats down the hall and fires. Kairi puts her other pistol into her pocket and grabs the stair and swings herself
up the 2nd floor. She lands with a pistol in her hand. Kairi heads for her 'room'. She opens it, goes to the
closet. Opens a case, opens it and inside was Kairi's Protection from SWAT armor with M4, AK47s, Desert Eagle,
M60s, you name it! Kairi gets some granades. And puts on her Armor. And that was it. She threw some grenades in
the hall exploding 20 swats. 6 tanks broke into the wall and aimed at Kairi. Kairi got out the grenades, but they
were special kinds. Anti-Tank Grenades. She threw one between 6 of them and ran as fast as he could.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... ( This is starting to look like Tomb Raider.. )
Kairi: This is getting old.......
Riku: Kairi, is that your halloween costume? Being that girl from Tomb Raider huh?
Kairi: Uh.............. Yeah.
*kairi quickly puts her suit and changes back*
Riku: Why are all these dead SWATS here?
Kairi: Umm.. They're props.
Riku: They have real blood and real guns.
Kairi: I spilled some real blood on the floor and i put out real guns.
Riku: Where'd you get a bill thats been due for 4 years?
Kairi: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIKU! YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW!
Riku: Ok.
*kairi goes back to her room*
Kairi: Ok.. Just sit down.. Relax... Get out the box of chocolates you stole from Riku and Sora. Hmm.. They're
good..
Riku: >_< Kairi........
Kairi: I stole these from Sora!
Sora >_< Kairi........
Kairi: Sora, you're suppose to be dead.
Sora: OH YEAH..
*dies*
*revives*
Sora: Oh.. I left the stove on, can you turn it off? Thanks.
*dies*
Kairi: Time to add to the Death Board... + 2 on sora.
Riku: Uh.. I got the repair bill.
Kairi: Ok, lets see that. $1.. WHAT $1 THAT'S ALOT OF MONEY! THEY'RE GONNA ****ING BANKRUPT ME!
Riku: That's a dollar.
Kairi: oh.
Riku: This is your daily income.
Kairi: $6? OMG! We need more buisness. Riku go sell lemonade.
Riku: Uh-
Kairi: NOW!
Riku: okk...
*riku sets up a lemonade stand with lemonade*
*a guy walks pass*
Riku: Sir, please buy lemonade from me.
Guy: OMG!!!! YOU'RE RIKU!! UR FROM KHS!
Riku: Omg..
Guy: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Riku: Fine you fat bastard.
*thousands of paparazis run down the road to riku*
Riku: ****!!!! KAIRI HELP!!!!!!! AHHH
*riku runs to the door*
*riku goes into Kairi's room*
Riku: OK THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE CANNOT GO OUTSIDE AT ALL... THE PAPARAZIS ARE TAKING PICTURES AT THE MOMENT WE
STEP RIGHT OUT! And the worst part is that, we left them 50 gallons of lemonade out there!
Kairi: Oh shoot... But they'll starve.
Riku: To make matters worse, a new Subway, and Papajohn, Warmart, Target opened right next to our KHS!
Kairi: Oh god. I GOT A IDEA!
*50 mins later*
Kairi: INCOMING!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Riku: Uh Kairi... I didnt think that the Nuke was such a good idea since, we're dead?
Kairi: Oh no.. There's Sora.
Sora: Hey Kairi!
Kairi: ****..... I would better be in Hell.
KH2Researcher: I'm sorry folks, that's the end of our long KHS Show. Enjoy the Credits!
Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.
Kingdom Hearts Show
In the dressing room....
Sora: Hey Riku you got something on your face.
Riku: What is it?
Sora: Your face! HHAHAHHAA!
*hits sora with a stool in the face*
Riku: Oh yeah? You got a stool on your face.
KH2Researcher proudly presents......
Kingdom Hearts Show: The Scenes of Humor
*kairi walks in*
Kairi: Riku! Why'd you knock Sora out? The show is in 5 mins!
Riku: Uh oh.
Producer: KH2Researcher
Kairi: Wake him up before the show or I will **** you up!
Riku: Uh... Ok......
Director: KH2Researcher
*kairi walks out of the room, riku slaps sora, sora doesn't wake up, riku slaps sora again harder, he doesn't wake
up, riku slaps sora with all his strength 3 times*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Riku: About time you woke up.
Sora: Ow.... Uh oh.. I'm bleeding under my skin.
Riku: Uh oh... Wait I got something that will fix it
*riku gets out his souleater and puncutures the skin*
Sora: OW!
*sora bleeds on his cheek*
Riku: Now to get a band-aid.
*puts on the band-aid on his cheek*
Sora: That feels alot better.
Riku: Look just go before Kairi kills us both.
Kairi: Riku! Sora! Come over here, I wanna show you something.
Sora: Ok...
Riku: Err... Fine..
*sora and riku walk out the door and into kairi's dressing room, riku and sora looks at the computer kairi is
looking at*
Sora & riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O
* the computer shows a picture of sora and riku kissing each other, riku points at the computer in horror *
Riku: I thought we were alone! I mean... THATS JUST WRONG!! I NEVER DID IT! ( well maybe we did )
Sora: Oh ya riku remember when we -
Riku: SHADD UP YOU MORON!
Sora: Anyway.. Where'd you find this?
Kairi: Found it, I saw the title "Sora&RikuYaoi c plz"
Sora: Hey where's riku?
*riku comes back with a wooden club and smashes the computer over and over again*
Riku: TAKE THAT EVIL FORCE!!!
Kairi: WTF!!! YOU LITTLE BASTARD! THAT COMPUTER WAS 3 million!
Riku: WHAT!! YOU USED MY 3 MILLION!!!
Kairi: SO!!!!
Riku: YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND SORA KISSING!!
Kairi: SO YOU DID ADMIT YOU DID YAOI TOGETHER!
Riku: NO!!!!!!! ASK S- never mind.. BUT MY POINT IS THAT I DID NOT.. umm.. uh... um.. whats that word.. oh! MY
POINT IS THAT I DID NOT KISS SORA! ITS JUST WRONG AND STUPID!
Sora: Kairi give me a hug.
Kairi: Shut up you douchebag.
Sora:
Kairi: Oh ****... we yelled for 9 minutes..
*crowd laughter is heard outside*
Kairi: Uh oh... Let's just go outside.
*kairi, sora, riku come out*
Here are your hosts! Now if you excuse me... I have a date with a hot girl. Hey Vincent! Hey Tifa! Let's go to
McDonalds. Sounds Romantic.
Sora:
Kairi:...................
Riku: That announcer is screwed up.
Sora: Wait.. So... Vincent is single?
Riku: Hello Delousiaminiaipoidiainiia, stupid 'I's
Crowd: Ey!
Riku: HOLY CRAP THE CROWD IS GERMAN!
Kairi: What's wrong?
Riku: Nothing.. It's just that I have a thing with german.
Kairi: Ok.. Let's interdouce the guests we have for tonight!
Sora: Kelfa, Pikachu, Rikku!
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Rikku: I think he fainted, because I'm too hot.
Sora: Yeah.
Kairi: Kelfa.. What plans do you have?
Kelfa: World Domination! Muhahahahahahahahhaah!
Edgar in Crowd: Oh god not that laugh again.
Kelfa: YOu know i have listening power. Ultima!
*everyone around edgar dies*
Sora: Pikachu, what color is a fire truck?
Pikachu: Pika!
Sora: Sorry... It's red.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.... PIKA-CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pikachu unleashes lightning and zaps sora to death*
Kairi: uh oh....
*riku wakes up*
Riku: uh...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Kairi: Sorry everyone, you cannot see this.
*kairi throws out a sleep bomb so everyone falls asleep*
Kairi: Life3!
*kairi heals sora back to life*
Kairi: Esuna-All!
Kairi: OH ****!! THE CAMERA SAW ME!
*everyone wakes back up*
Sora: Uh.... eh... Oh right! Rikku... Will you show us your hot body?
Rikku: Maybe.
Sora: I'll pay 3 gil!
Rikku: I'm not a stripper.
Sora: Awww... But I'm 15 now.
Sora: Well it seems all the time we have for tonight.... Goo-
*lots of chocobos break down the wall and invade the stage, everyone runs away*
Sora: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sora dies from being stepped on 50 chocobos*
Kairi: Oh hell not again! Life 3!
*sora gets revived and then acts normal*
Sora: Ok.. That was a... um a act! Yeah, a dance.
Kairi:..............
Sora: So..... That's all the time we have left... Good Ni-
*BANG*
*sora falls dead*
Kairi: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE 3!!! LIFE 3!
*kairi kills the assassin and then revives sora*
Sora: Good Night Every-
*a piece of the roof falls on him*
Sora: Ouch.. I see blackness! I see.....
*dies*
Kairi: DARN IT STOP DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE 3, PROTECT!, SHELL!
*kairi revives sora*
*sora spots a knife*
Sora: OOOH A PLAYING KNIFE! I'm gonna pretend to die!
*stick the knife in his heart*
*dies*
Kairi: OMG............................. I'm out of MP... Who cares anyway. Come on Riku.
Riku: Oh.. wait.. what? Oh.. I see.. Ok... Let's.. wait.. what? Oh.. I see.. Ok... Let's Go...
Kairi: So I created two retards... What lame spells did I buy?
Spell Shop Guy: Heheh, Kairi brought Retarded Fire 3, Retarded Life 3, Retarded---
*BONK*
Kairi: SHUT UP YOU RETARTED BASTARD!
Kairi: Oh well.
Kelfa: Destruction! Yay I love it!
Chocobo: Wark wark!
Kelfa: WTF is that?
Chocobo: WARK WRAK WRAK!
Kelfa: Stop chirping at me you ostich!
Chocobo: WRAK ARWK RK ARK ARK!
Kelfa: I said stop chirping at me! Oh fine.. DIE! MEGA-ULITMAGO APCOLYSPE-
*an army of chocobos run over Kelfa*
Kelfa: Ow.. That hurts..
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Shut up you electric bastard.
Cid(FF7): WHOA!!! A G8-HG584-XA2L3 ULTIMATE ENGINE dropped in front of me! and its touching my foot! I will bend
down and get it-
*lots of people pile over the G8-HG584-XA2L3 ULTIMATE ENGINE*
Cid: D**MIT!!! IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!
Meanwhile in the 'destroyed' Sora dressing room...
Sora: AGAHAHH GAHGHA GHA HGAHGAHAHAHAH~! AAHGHAGHGH AHAHAHAH!H! A AAHAHAHH!!!!
Kairi: OMG!!!!! SORA HAS GONE RETARDED AND HE'S JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: Wait I got an idea....
*shows pic of riku and sora kissing*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Prepare to die Kairi AGHGA GHAH!!
Final Fantasy 10 Engage Music
x o
Kairi Retarded Sora
HP- 1000/1000 Retarded HP- 999999/999999
MP- 0000/1000 Retarded MP- 99999999/999999
Attack Retarded Attack
Magic Retarded Dance
Whack Retarted Sora Become A Retard
Kairi choses Whack Retarted Sora
Sora Hp goes down -999990
Sora Hp- 9/999999
Retarded Sora choses Retarded Dance
Kairi can't stand the dance and takes 999 damage
Kairi Hp- 1/1000
Kairi chooses magic and chooses Punch
Kairi punches Sora in the face and he goes down!
Gil Gained - Retarted Gil
Exp Gained - Retarted Exp
Retarded Level up
( Ok now the word Retarded has no meaning anymore )
*someones knocks on the door*
Kairi: Come in.
*two guys in black suits come in*
Kairi: OH ****! NOO!!! I LET MY GUARD DOWN!!
Repo Man: Repo Man! Your bill was due 4 years ago. Therefore we need to take everything away from you. And I mean
everything.
Kairi: Even my clothes?
Repo Man: Yep.
Kairi: Never!
*kairi gets out dual pistols and shoots the repo man*
*the swat comes*
Police: POLICE! PLEASE PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN! YOUR BILL WAS DUE 4 YEARS-
Kairi: I know.....
Police: Oh... Then just put your weapons down and surrender gracefully.
Kairi: Never!
Police: Then we will take full force!
Kairi: It's a death house.. Come on in, the bodies of swat are being delievered in my room.
SWAT: Die!
*swat throws a granade in kairi's room, kairi jumps out and while in the air she shoots the swat. Then bumps her
head into the wall. She then gets up, and run down the hall. *MATRIX MODE* Kairi jumps out of the corner aims at 6
swats down the hall and fires. Kairi puts her other pistol into her pocket and grabs the stair and swings herself
up the 2nd floor. She lands with a pistol in her hand. Kairi heads for her 'room'. She opens it, goes to the
closet. Opens a case, opens it and inside was Kairi's Protection from SWAT armor with M4, AK47s, Desert Eagle,
M60s, you name it! Kairi gets some granades. And puts on her Armor. And that was it. She threw some grenades in
the hall exploding 20 swats. 6 tanks broke into the wall and aimed at Kairi. Kairi got out the grenades, but they
were special kinds. Anti-Tank Grenades. She threw one between 6 of them and ran as fast as he could.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... ( This is starting to look like Tomb Raider.. )
Kairi: This is getting old.......
Riku: Kairi, is that your halloween costume? Being that girl from Tomb Raider huh?
Kairi: Uh.............. Yeah.
*kairi quickly puts her suit and changes back*
Riku: Why are all these dead SWATS here?
Kairi: Umm.. They're props.
Riku: They have real blood and real guns.
Kairi: I spilled some real blood on the floor and i put out real guns.
Riku: Where'd you get a bill thats been due for 4 years?
Kairi: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIKU! YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW!
Riku: Ok.
*kairi goes back to her room*
Kairi: Ok.. Just sit down.. Relax... Get out the box of chocolates you stole from Riku and Sora. Hmm.. They're
good..
Riku: >_< Kairi........
Kairi: I stole these from Sora!
Sora >_< Kairi........
Kairi: Sora, you're suppose to be dead.
Sora: OH YEAH..
*dies*
*revives*
Sora: Oh.. I left the stove on, can you turn it off? Thanks.
*dies*
Kairi: Time to add to the Death Board... + 2 on sora.
Riku: Uh.. I got the repair bill.
Kairi: Ok, lets see that. $1.. WHAT $1 THAT'S ALOT OF MONEY! THEY'RE GONNA ****ING BANKRUPT ME!
Riku: That's a dollar.
Kairi: oh.
Riku: This is your daily income.
Kairi: $6? OMG! We need more buisness. Riku go sell lemonade.
Riku: Uh-
Kairi: NOW!
Riku: okk...
*riku sets up a lemonade stand with lemonade*
*a guy walks pass*
Riku: Sir, please buy lemonade from me.
Guy: OMG!!!! YOU'RE RIKU!! UR FROM KHS!
Riku: Omg..
Guy: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Riku: Fine you fat bastard.
*thousands of paparazis run down the road to riku*
Riku: ****!!!! KAIRI HELP!!!!!!! AHHH
*riku runs to the door*
*riku goes into Kairi's room*
Riku: OK THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE CANNOT GO OUTSIDE AT ALL... THE PAPARAZIS ARE TAKING PICTURES AT THE MOMENT WE
STEP RIGHT OUT! And the worst part is that, we left them 50 gallons of lemonade out there!
Kairi: Oh shoot... But they'll starve.
Riku: To make matters worse, a new Subway, and Papajohn, Warmart, Target opened right next to our KHS!
Kairi: Oh god. I GOT A IDEA!
*50 mins later*
Kairi: INCOMING!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Riku: Uh Kairi... I didnt think that the Nuke was such a good idea since, we're dead?
Kairi: Oh no.. There's Sora.
Sora: Hey Kairi!
Kairi: ****..... I would better be in Hell.
KH2Researcher: I'm sorry folks, that's the end of our long KHS Show. Enjoy the Credits!
Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.
Kingdom Hearts Show
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How many death's is that for Sora? 15? 16? 17? a million!?
I think its 200 deaths.WHY DOES EVERYONE KILL SORA?
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*sora walks in with his halloween suit*
Sora: Hello everyone! Happy Halloween! We have a special Halloween Show today!
*riku is dressed in his dark riku suit*
*kairi is dressed up as a mummy*
Riku: The guests today are, Jack Skellington, Sephiroth, and Vincent!
Vincent: Yah! Halloween is my type of holiday!
*vincent gets out his gun and shoots 3 people, the people look around scared*
Sora: Vincent's kill has gone up!
Sephiroth: Oh ya? Mine is higher!
Vincent: Yours is 3000, while mine is 6000...
Sephiroth: Hmm.... BRB!
*sephiroth gets out his sword and runs outside*
*loud noises and screams are heard outside*
*sephiroth's kill count contineus to raise by 20 each second*
*the ground shakes*
Sora: Let's continue on with the show...
Kairi: Jack, whats your role in KH2?
Jack: Uh.. I can't reveal that or i'll get fired...
Kairi:......... I'll give u 2 billion!
Jack: Ok! Now my part is *sound gets messed up*
Jack: -santa.
Noruma: YOU BETRAYER! You must face the wraith of my delete button!
Jack: NOOOOOO!
*ding*
*jack disappears*
Sora: What a great speech!
Riku:.......Vincent what's your favorite thing to do?
Vincent:............. Shooting people.... For example...
*vincents kills 6 people*
Vincent: HAHAHAHAH!
Riku:
.... O_O!! VINCENT!! CAN YOU KILL SORA FOR ME?Sora: Wha?
Vincent: Too unmature...
Sora: Hmph...
*sephi's count stops at 6603*
*sephiroth comes back*
Sephiroth: HA! TAKE THAT VINCENT!
Vincent:.............Mine is 6603 too.
Sephiroth: Oh ya?
*sephiroth slashes the wall and it collapses on sora*
*sephi's kill raises at 6604*
Kairi: +1 to sora's deaths.......
Riku: Shouldn't we help him?
Kairi: Nah he'll be okay.
*then 7 more sets of walls fall over him*
Kairi: O_O umm.... Well... we didnt hear the bone get crushed...
Riku: Those are some strong bones he got!
Riku: Sephiroth, are you in Advent Children?
Sephiroth: Duh... Didn't you see the trailer?
Riku: What trailer?
Sephiroth: Never mind...
Vincent: Ok... It's time for.... TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*vincent throws 16 grenades into the crowd area*
*BOOM!*
*Then vincent shoots 4 nukes everywhere*
Sora: happy halloween everyone and have a fun trick or treating!
*bones crack*
sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.
Kingdom Hearts Show
Atnihs:Why must Sora die?!
Shinta:Because they gave Sora strange pills when the pills were supposed to be for sleeping.
Atnihs:EVIL SLEEPING PILL SWIPERS!
Shinta: Oh be quiet.
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
Gruesome beatings.
Shinta:Because they gave Sora strange pills when the pills were supposed to be for sleeping.
Atnihs:EVIL SLEEPING PILL SWIPERS!
Shinta: Oh be quiet.
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
Gruesome beatings.
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Sora: Hey everyone! Today we have a special video we like to show you before we continue!
*the room darkens and shows the TGS2005 Trailer (full)*
*the room turns on the lights*
Normua: Illeigal Tape! ARREST ARREST!
Sora: Shut up you old..... umm... good gamemaker..
Riku: You stole my chocolate bar sora!
Sora: Shut up!
*gets out riku's chocolate bar and takes a bite out of it, then puts it back*
Sora: Ok... Let's interdouce the guests for tonight's show!
Kairi: Kelfa, Sephiroth, Rikku... and 3 extra guests... Cloud, Squall, and... Annoying Guy from Final Fantasy VII and VIII Adventure....
Sora: Kelfa do you-
Annoying Guy: HEY SORA!!! I LIKE YOUR SHIRT! I LIKE RED, DO YOU? OH IM SO HAPPY TODAY! NEVER BEEN ON A SHOW BEFORE! HA! I PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS! I HAVE $20000! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sora:........................................................Kelfa do you-
Annoying Guy: -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Sora:.........................................................................A....
Annoying Guy: -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: GET SECURITY GUARDS!
Annoying Guy: Hahah! You can't catch me! I'm rick james, *****!!
*the security guards beat the heck out of the annoying guy*
Annoying Guy: I shall now cast, GAY SPELL, HA! just kidding, I shall now cast annoying spirit of DEATH!! HA!
*security guards kills the annoying guy*
*annoying spirits appear in front of everyone and starts to say annoying things*
Riku:AHHHHHHHHH!! WE'RE GETTING ANNOYAGED!
Sora: AHHHH I'M BEING OWNED!!!
Kairi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm being PWNED, OWNED, ANNOYAGED, AND RAPED!
*crowd runs away*
Sora: *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sora does crazy slashes around the whole stage and kills the spirits*
Riku: Ya stay the fu*beep*ck out of here!
Kairi: Yo, cameraman-o... Your beep didn't last long...
Riku: Hey Kairi remember when we saw umm... you know..
Kairi: hm...
*flashback at parking lot*
Kairi: Riku, let's cross the street!
Riku: Ok!
*cars ram each other in the street*
*kairi takes another step*
*cars explodes*
*riku jumps*
*buildings and helicopters explode*
*kairi runs across the street and stops halfway*
*roads split into 2*
Kairi: Don't move Riku!
Riku: Ok... I wont move!
*riku sees a rare rare dropped yugioh card across the street*
Riku: WHOA A RARE CARD!!!!!!
Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*riku runs across the street and picks up the card*
*nothing happens*
Kairi:..... Ok, that was a waste of time, lets......
*a whirlling sound is heard above*
Kairi: Oh.................................
*closer..*
Kairi: My.......................
*Closer.........*
Kairi: Sh--
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*back at the present*
Kairi: Oh ya, IT WAS THE TIME YOU KILLED US ALL!!! except sora wasnt there. he was wasted at a party.
Sora: Wha?
Riku: Oh and remember that time, i was an actor for Cave Explorers? And I was japanese?
*flashback*
Guy: Don't move, Riku.
japanese riku: Okay! I won't a touch anything thingy!
*riku steps on a trigger*
*spikes come from the sides*
Dressed up Kairi: OH CRAP!!
Japanese riku: guy only here becauz he got wasted when he humped da director.
*back at the present*
Sora: remember that time I fell off, the floor?
Riku: Hows that possible?
Sora: Well, i named a building The Floor, and i fell off the floor.
Riku: OH GOD, THE WORD FLOOR has lost all meaning!
kairi: Oh ya, the show is still on...
Kairi: *clears throat* Kelfa, do you have a cape i can wear?
Kelfa: ULTIMA!
Kairi: no i mean a cape, a green cape like yours can i plz ha-
*BOOOOOOOOOM*
Sora: Kairi! You'll pay for this Kelfa!
Kelfa: HA HA HA HA HA!
Edgar: Oh plz not that laugh again..
Sora: Time to die!
*sora does omnislash and then lionheart*
*kelfa fainted on the floor*
Riku: Sephiroth...amoronsayswhat?
Sephiroth: Wha?
Riku: oh man, he's smarter than i thought..
Kairi: Rikku...
Riku: OH FOR *beep*'s sake, its my *beep* cousin that *beep*ed my *beep*ing truck! AAHH!!
*riku pours fuel over himself and sets himself on fire and jumps out a window*
Kairi: Ok... riku, one...... sora, zero for today...
*part of the set collapses on him*
Kairi: Make that one...
*kairi comes back*
Kairi: Rikku, why did your cousin die?
Rikku: He thinks im too cute..
Kairi: Mo like ugly..
Rikku: What?
Kairi: nothin.
Kairi: Cloud and Squall, i want you to..... BEAT EACH OTHER SENSELESS!
*cloud slashes squall and squall slashes cloud
Move #1 Cloud slashes squall
Move #2 Squall slashes Cloud
Move #3 Repeat Process*
*cloud wins*
Squall: I lost to a guy who looks like blocks?
Kairi: Ya...
KH2Resercher: That's the end of that story, and...
*a messager is at the door, the messager signals to come over*
KH2Researcher: Umm... Just wait..
Messager: Your bill is not paid, your debt is $30,000,000..
KH2Researcher: O_O, umm.... why don't you fly to Mars? My friend is there and he has 30 million..
Messager: Ok....
*messager leaves*
KH2Researcher: Ok... KHS will be produced slowy..... so please be paitient...
More fan comments will motivate me faster... Please enjoy the EDITED credits.......
KHS Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, [new host will be in this spot!]
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (30)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (63 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
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- Messages
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News Announcement from KH2Researcher
New Host!
KHS will have a new host! I will reveal it in the next KHS.
It will be someone you know, so don't worry... Now give me time to
think who it is... Ok?
Happy November!
KHS MIGHT have a special show about Thanksgiving when its almost or is Thanksgiving Day.
Slow Production
New KHS shows will be on about in 0min to 5 days.. So check every day!
New Host!
KHS will have a new host! I will reveal it in the next KHS.
It will be someone you know, so don't worry... Now give me time to
think who it is... Ok?
Happy November!
KHS MIGHT have a special show about Thanksgiving when its almost or is Thanksgiving Day.
Slow Production
New KHS shows will be on about in 0min to 5 days.. So check every day!
What A Crazy Show!!!!!
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- Messages
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Riku: Hey everyone! Sora isn't here! Let's watch a clip of what 'private sora' looks like!
Crowd: yay...
*lights go off and the TV screen comes down and shows a clip*
Sora: Let's see.. what's 5+2? Um.......
Uh... 8!
*writes down*
Sora: 764 x 2021 divided by 321 and the square root of it? Omg........
Riku: Hey sora what are you do-
*riku looks at his math homework*
Riku: O_O............
*10 secs later*
Riku:-HAHAHAAAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! You are in 1st Grade!?
Sora: Uh.. Ya.. 1st Grade Math.. Oh by the way, i found this reversing potion in your room.
Riku: NOoooooooooooooo!
*sora drinks it*
*sora collapses on the floor*
*10 mins later*
Riku: You okay Sora?
Sora:.................
Riku: Uh oh.. Sora was 30 x 10?
Sora: 300..
Riku: HAHA- wait.. that was right..
Riku: What's 12 x 13?
Sora: 156...
Riku: O_O
Kairi: Oh you done it this time Riku! Sora isn't stupid anymore!
Kairi: YOU-
KH2Researcher: We will beep out lots of words, so..... enjoy the beeping..
Kairi: YOU SON OF A *beep* you just had to *beep*-ing do that you *beep*-tard!
Riku: Oh Shut the *beep* up you *beep*. Don't make me see you saying i'm stupid! I'll *beep* u up! So *beep* u! If u want me to do all this *beep*ing work you must be *beep*ing with yourself!
KH2Researcher: ...................No Comment
Sora: Stop *beep*-ing cussing!
Riku: Why don't you?
Kairi: I'll kill you both! Time to face my...
Sora: Oh no!
Riku: Oh no!
Kairi: UBERZ MODIFIED KITTIES!!!
*two kitties slash and hack sora and riku's faces*
Riku: AHHHHHHHHH!
*farts and hisses*
*sora beats up the kitty*
Sora: HA YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME KAIRI! I... AM IMMORTAL! But not today..
*falls dead*
Kairi: +1...
Riku: Ow...
Kairi: Whoa you're bleeding 3 ounces of blood each minute...
Riku: Eh, I will be ok..
Kairi: There's something i got to tell you Riku..
Riku: What?
Kairi: I'm married..
*riku's face turns red, which causes riku to bleed faster*
*riku falls dead*
Kairi: Hah.. I knew he would fall for that. +1 for riku..
*dingdong*
Kairi: Ah my package is here.
*kairi goes to the door and picks up a package, she goes to the living room and then gets out TiVo*
Kairi: Ah... TiVo... It's gonna help me with my world domination.. Just got to install this mirror..*
*10mins later*
Kairi: YES! Time for the fun part...
*kairi goes back to sora's room*
*kairi presses rewind*
*sora turns alive*
Kairi: HEhehe..
*kairi shoots sora*
Kairi: +1...
*rewinds*
*shoots*
Kairi: +1...
*kairi repeats it 10 tiems*
Kairi: now that was fun.
*clip ends and explodes*
Riku: nooo! my evidence for my jail break is in there!
FBI: Riku you're under arrest!
Riku: Oh *beep*
FBI: Engage Gay Battles!
*fbi gets out a suit of armor and shoots suction cups on riku and drags him away*
Riku: NOooooooooooooooooooooooo!.....
Kairi: Wee...
KH2Researcher: Here's a spoiler, new host comes up now, his name is-
Kairi: We............... ok let's interdouce a new host.. He's BHK!
Crowd: *clap clap*
BHK: Yahoo! Let's party!
KH2Researcher: -BHK...
Boss: I'm sorry KH2R you were too late to annouce the host.... You're fired!
KH2Researcher: nooooo!
KHS Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (53)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow
fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (63 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked...
Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
Deleted Scene #1:
Sora: Hey......
Riku: Hey.....
Sora:................
Riku:................
Kairi: Anyone like $50?
Sora & Riku: ME!
*sora and riku run to kairi*
*they run into each other and fall on the floor unconsicous*
Kairi: Yepp... It works every time...
Deleted Scene #2:
Kairi: Let's show another clip featuring a MSN chat!
Crowd: Ooooh..
*shows clip*
*kairi is on the computer*
*kairi is logged in as kh2Kairicutie*
*kairi is chatting with some idiot named n00bpwner*
MSN Chat:
kh2kairicutie: Yo, n00bpwner
n00bpwner: ey! XD
kh2kairicutie: Wat?
kh2kairicutie: were do u liv?
kh2kairicutie: hello?
n00bpwner: oh sry i was takin a crap
kh2kairicutie: lol
n00bpwner: lol
kh2kairicutie: I hav a friend namd Sora he livz wit me on Destiny Islands.
n00bpwner: oh lol
kh2kairicutie: wats ur name loverboy?
kh2kairicutie: helo?
n00bpwner logs off
kh2kairicutie: ****!
MSN Admin: No cussing allowed, cussing excuses remain: 2/30
kh2kairicutie:.........
zhrnoobz logs on
kh2kairicutie: hey!
zhrnoobz: sup!
kh2kairicutie: my friend n00bpwner logged off when i said wats his name
zhrnoobz: lol
zhrnoobz logs off
kh2kairicutie: hey wats your name?
kh2kairicutie: ******!
MSN Admin: No cussing allowed, cussing excuses remain: 1/30
kh2kairicutie:.............
sora4frever logs on
zhrnoobz logs on
zhrnoobz logs off
kh2kairicutie: uh oh..
sora4frever: ey baby.. =)
kh2kairicutie: ya hey XD
sora4frever: watcha doing in dis channel?
kh2kairicutie logs off
*clip ends*
Kairi: ........... that was embrrassing..
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ok im fresh out of ideas........
Here's a question..
Question: Which section of the KHInsider.com forums is most visited?
Here's a question..
Question: Which section of the KHInsider.com forums is most visited?
I donno!!
I like this, so keep it up!
I like this, so keep it up!
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If u get my question right, then u get to choose the idea.
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I am ALMOST out of ideas, i will after this one.. plz pour ideas in..
Riku: Hey Sora.
Sora: Sup!
Riku: The owner of KHS wants you to run an errand for him.
KH2Researcher: Hehehehe...
Riku: He told me to give this to you.
KH2Researcher: NO! NOT THE CHOCOLATE! THE LETTER!!!
Riku: What?
KH2Researcher: Oops..
*hides*
Riku: Well, here's your letter. Have fun.
*riku walks out*
Sora: Hmmm... This letter is written in Japanese!
KH2Researcher: Turn it upside down you idiot!
*turns letter upside down*
Letter: Dear Sora, I have a special errand for you. I want you to take the other letter in this envolope, and go to Hollow Bastion. Be sure to take your giant key with you. ( Hehehe.. Sucker )-
Sora: What?
Letter:- Sincerely, Your bestest, nicest, honest, ummm, funny, uh... ga-... gamed, friend, KH2Researcher.
Sora: Time to take my giant key out!
*sora reaches into his pocket, gets out a small car key, and then squeezes it, it turns into a kingdom key*
KH2Researcher: HOLY CRAP SO THATS HOW HE GETS THE KEY OUT!
*kh2researcher runs away*
*sora goes into the gummi ship along with donald and goofy*
*they arrive at the outskirts of Hollow Bastion*
Donald: Whoa! We're 8 miles away from Hollow Bastion!
Goofy: Hyuck!
Sora: Let's go! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sora runs to hollow bastion*
*2 mins later*
Sora: Ahhhh we're being followed by the C.I.A.!
*3 mins later*
*sora suddenly stops, and gets surrounded by a huge army*
*sora takes out his key*
Sora: HOLY CRAP!
*sora charges at the army with a key in his hand*
Sora: RAHHHHHHHH!!
*slow motion starts*
*2 secs later*
Sora: AHH!!
Game: Game over..
Sora: What the f-
Vincent: Here are your hosts, Kairi, Riku, BHK!
BHK: Hello everyone!
Kairi: We have special guests today!
Riku: They are-
BHK: Sephiroth, Kelfa, Undead Annoying Guy!
Kairi: Oh god, he's back...
UAG: hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Kkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........... I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-
*SLASH*
*BAM*
*SWING*
*Tie Fighter Sound*
*UAG gets owned*
*a big sign shows up in front of the screen*
P W N E D
Meanwhile, back at the outskirts of Hollow Bastion
Sora: Ow...
Donald:.........
Goofy: Gayuck
*sora arrives at the entrance of Hollow Bastion*
EM: Wassup Homie
*em raises his arms high in the air*
Sora: Hey
*the org appears*
EM: Look sora, it's my other homies.
Sora: Cool...
Back at the KHS
Kairi: Let's replace UAG with Cloud...
Sephiroth: HELL YA! ONE MORE TIME THAT I CAN OWN HIM AGAIN!
Cloud: OH WHO LOST TO A 14-YR OLD? HUH? AND WHO LOST 2 TIMES TO SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN THEM? HUH?
Sephiroth: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN! OR I WILL PWNZ YOU!
Cloud: WHEN DID YOU PWNZ ME?
Sephiroth: I DID WHEN PEOPLE WAS PLAYING FINAL FANTASY 7 IN THE FINAL BATTLE AND THEY KEPT GETTING KILLED BY ME! HA!
Cloud: OH YA? AT LEAST I DONT HAVE LONG HAIR LIKE SOME HOBO!
Kairi: guys guys, i got a way to settle this?
Sephiroth: What is it, *beep*?
Kairi: ERRR........ I WANT CLOUD TO KILL SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: OOh.. a rematch... FOR THE 3RD TIME!
Cloud: Ya.. a rematch.. I'm gonna own your *beep*.
*cloud and sephiroth start to fight each other and the music one winged angel begins*
*4 hours later*
Sephiroth: Biyach!
Cloud: ****sucker
*5 hours of violence and cussing later*
Sephiroth: You son of a-
*khs gets cut off*
KH2Researcher: What the crap?
Cable Guy: Sir, you need to pay your bill inorder to continue the show..
KH2Researcher: Screw you!
*jumps and cracks the neck, fixes the cable network, KHS continues*
KH2Researcher: Yay!
FBI: KH2Researcher, you're under arrest for killing Sora, and killing a worker!
KH2Researcher: You have to catch me first! HAHAHA
*throws a smoke bomb*
*smoke clears*
*kh2r is still in the same spot*
KH2Researcher: umm.. I cannot decide where to go..
FBI: GET HIM!
KH2Researcher: AHHHHHHHHH
Meanwhile....At the K-H-S
Cloud: YAY I WIN..
Sephiroth: No... I GOT REVIVED!
Cloud: You cheater, you sneaked a life materia in your arm!
Sephiroth: NO HE CHEATED.
Kairi: >_<
BHK: KAIRI IS GONNA BLOW!!
*kairi turns insane and gets out her, OWNAGE/PWNAGE knife*
*kairi stabs Sephiroth until he dies*
*kairi goes back to her spot, with a calm face*
Kairi: Cloud wins!
Cloud: OH YA!
KHS Credits
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (53)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got
thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (63 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8,
FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are
similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
Riku: Hey Sora.
Sora: Sup!
Riku: The owner of KHS wants you to run an errand for him.
KH2Researcher: Hehehehe...
Riku: He told me to give this to you.
KH2Researcher: NO! NOT THE CHOCOLATE! THE LETTER!!!
Riku: What?
KH2Researcher: Oops..
*hides*
Riku: Well, here's your letter. Have fun.
*riku walks out*
Sora: Hmmm... This letter is written in Japanese!
KH2Researcher: Turn it upside down you idiot!
*turns letter upside down*
Letter: Dear Sora, I have a special errand for you. I want you to take the other letter in this envolope, and go to Hollow Bastion. Be sure to take your giant key with you. ( Hehehe.. Sucker )-
Sora: What?
Letter:- Sincerely, Your bestest, nicest, honest, ummm, funny, uh... ga-... gamed, friend, KH2Researcher.
Sora: Time to take my giant key out!
*sora reaches into his pocket, gets out a small car key, and then squeezes it, it turns into a kingdom key*
KH2Researcher: HOLY CRAP SO THATS HOW HE GETS THE KEY OUT!
*kh2researcher runs away*
*sora goes into the gummi ship along with donald and goofy*
*they arrive at the outskirts of Hollow Bastion*
Donald: Whoa! We're 8 miles away from Hollow Bastion!
Goofy: Hyuck!
Sora: Let's go! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sora runs to hollow bastion*
*2 mins later*
Sora: Ahhhh we're being followed by the C.I.A.!
*3 mins later*
*sora suddenly stops, and gets surrounded by a huge army*
*sora takes out his key*
Sora: HOLY CRAP!
*sora charges at the army with a key in his hand*
Sora: RAHHHHHHHH!!
*slow motion starts*
*2 secs later*
Sora: AHH!!
Game: Game over..
Sora: What the f-
Vincent: Here are your hosts, Kairi, Riku, BHK!
BHK: Hello everyone!
Kairi: We have special guests today!
Riku: They are-
BHK: Sephiroth, Kelfa, Undead Annoying Guy!
Kairi: Oh god, he's back...
UAG: hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Kkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........... I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-
*SLASH*
*BAM*
*SWING*
*Tie Fighter Sound*
*UAG gets owned*
*a big sign shows up in front of the screen*
P W N E D
Meanwhile, back at the outskirts of Hollow Bastion
Sora: Ow...
Donald:.........
Goofy: Gayuck
*sora arrives at the entrance of Hollow Bastion*
EM: Wassup Homie
*em raises his arms high in the air*
Sora: Hey
*the org appears*
EM: Look sora, it's my other homies.
Sora: Cool...
Back at the KHS
Kairi: Let's replace UAG with Cloud...
Sephiroth: HELL YA! ONE MORE TIME THAT I CAN OWN HIM AGAIN!
Cloud: OH WHO LOST TO A 14-YR OLD? HUH? AND WHO LOST 2 TIMES TO SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN THEM? HUH?
Sephiroth: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN! OR I WILL PWNZ YOU!
Cloud: WHEN DID YOU PWNZ ME?
Sephiroth: I DID WHEN PEOPLE WAS PLAYING FINAL FANTASY 7 IN THE FINAL BATTLE AND THEY KEPT GETTING KILLED BY ME! HA!
Cloud: OH YA? AT LEAST I DONT HAVE LONG HAIR LIKE SOME HOBO!
Kairi: guys guys, i got a way to settle this?
Sephiroth: What is it, *beep*?
Kairi: ERRR........ I WANT CLOUD TO KILL SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: OOh.. a rematch... FOR THE 3RD TIME!
Cloud: Ya.. a rematch.. I'm gonna own your *beep*.
*cloud and sephiroth start to fight each other and the music one winged angel begins*
*4 hours later*
Sephiroth: Biyach!
Cloud: ****sucker
*5 hours of violence and cussing later*
Sephiroth: You son of a-
*khs gets cut off*
KH2Researcher: What the crap?
Cable Guy: Sir, you need to pay your bill inorder to continue the show..
KH2Researcher: Screw you!
*jumps and cracks the neck, fixes the cable network, KHS continues*
KH2Researcher: Yay!
FBI: KH2Researcher, you're under arrest for killing Sora, and killing a worker!
KH2Researcher: You have to catch me first! HAHAHA
*throws a smoke bomb*
*smoke clears*
*kh2r is still in the same spot*
KH2Researcher: umm.. I cannot decide where to go..
FBI: GET HIM!
KH2Researcher: AHHHHHHHHH
Meanwhile....At the K-H-S
Cloud: YAY I WIN..
Sephiroth: No... I GOT REVIVED!
Cloud: You cheater, you sneaked a life materia in your arm!
Sephiroth: NO HE CHEATED.
Kairi: >_<
BHK: KAIRI IS GONNA BLOW!!
*kairi turns insane and gets out her, OWNAGE/PWNAGE knife*
*kairi stabs Sephiroth until he dies*
*kairi goes back to her spot, with a calm face*
Kairi: Cloud wins!
Cloud: OH YA!
KHS Credits
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (53)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got
thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (63 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8,
FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are
similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?
Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS
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