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In the dressing room....
Sora: Hey Riku you got something on your face.
Riku: What is it?
Sora: Your face! HHAHAHHAA!
*hits sora with a stool in the face*
Riku: Oh yeah? You got a stool on your face.
KH2Researcher proudly presents......
Kingdom Hearts Show: The Scenes of Humor
*kairi walks in*
Kairi: Riku! Why'd you knock Sora out? The show is in 5 mins!
Riku: Uh oh.
Producer: KH2Researcher
Kairi: Wake him up before the show or I will **** you up!
Riku: Uh... Ok......
Director: KH2Researcher
*kairi walks out of the room, riku slaps sora, sora doesn't wake up, riku slaps sora again harder, he doesn't wake
up, riku slaps sora with all his strength 3 times*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Riku: About time you woke up.
Sora: Ow.... Uh oh.. I'm bleeding under my skin.
Riku: Uh oh... Wait I got something that will fix it
*riku gets out his souleater and puncutures the skin*
Sora: OW!
*sora bleeds on his cheek*
Riku: Now to get a band-aid.
*puts on the band-aid on his cheek*
Sora: That feels alot better.
Riku: Look just go before Kairi kills us both.
Kairi: Riku! Sora! Come over here, I wanna show you something.
Sora: Ok...
Riku: Err... Fine..
*sora and riku walk out the door and into kairi's dressing room, riku and sora looks at the computer kairi is
looking at*
Sora & riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O
* the computer shows a picture of sora and riku kissing each other, riku points at the computer in horror *
Riku: I thought we were alone! I mean... THATS JUST WRONG!! I NEVER DID IT! ( well maybe we did )
Sora: Oh ya riku remember when we -
Riku: SHADD UP YOU MORON!
Sora: Anyway.. Where'd you find this?
Kairi: Found it, I saw the title "Sora&RikuYaoi c plz"
Sora: Hey where's riku?
*riku comes back with a wooden club and smashes the computer over and over again*
Riku: TAKE THAT EVIL FORCE!!!
Kairi: WTF!!! YOU LITTLE BASTARD! THAT COMPUTER WAS 3 million!
Riku: WHAT!! YOU USED MY 3 MILLION!!!
Kairi: SO!!!!
Riku: YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND SORA KISSING!!
Kairi: SO YOU DID ADMIT YOU DID YAOI TOGETHER!
Riku: NO!!!!!!! ASK S- never mind.. BUT MY POINT IS THAT I DID NOT.. umm.. uh... um.. whats that word.. oh! MY
POINT IS THAT I DID NOT KISS SORA! ITS JUST WRONG AND STUPID!
Sora: Kairi give me a hug.
Kairi: Shut up you douchebag.
Sora:
Kairi: Oh ****... we yelled for 9 minutes..
*crowd laughter is heard outside*
Kairi: Uh oh... Let's just go outside.
*kairi, sora, riku come out*
Here are your hosts! Now if you excuse me... I have a date with a hot girl. Hey Vincent! Hey Tifa! Let's go to
McDonalds. Sounds Romantic.
Sora:
Kairi:...................
Riku: That announcer is screwed up.
Sora: Wait.. So... Vincent is single?
Riku: Hello Delousiaminiaipoidiainiia, stupid 'I's
Crowd: Ey!
Riku: HOLY CRAP THE CROWD IS GERMAN!
Kairi: What's wrong?
Riku: Nothing.. It's just that I have a thing with german.
Kairi: Ok.. Let's interdouce the guests we have for tonight!
Sora: Kelfa, Pikachu, Rikku!
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Rikku: I think he fainted, because I'm too hot.
Sora: Yeah.
Kairi: Kelfa.. What plans do you have?
Kelfa: World Domination! Muhahahahahahahahhaah!
Edgar in Crowd: Oh god not that laugh again.
Kelfa: YOu know i have listening power. Ultima!
*everyone around edgar dies*
Sora: Pikachu, what color is a fire truck?
Pikachu: Pika!
Sora: Sorry... It's red.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.... PIKA-CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pikachu unleashes lightning and zaps sora to death*
Kairi: uh oh....
*riku wakes up*
Riku: uh...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Kairi: Sorry everyone, you cannot see this.
*kairi throws out a sleep bomb so everyone falls asleep*
Kairi: Life3!
*kairi heals sora back to life*
Kairi: Esuna-All!
Kairi: OH ****!! THE CAMERA SAW ME!
*everyone wakes back up*
Sora: Uh.... eh... Oh right! Rikku... Will you show us your hot body?
Rikku: Maybe.
Sora: I'll pay 3 gil!
Rikku: I'm not a stripper.
Sora: Awww... But I'm 15 now.
Sora: Well it seems all the time we have for tonight.... Goo-
*lots of chocobos break down the wall and invade the stage, everyone runs away*
Sora: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sora dies from being stepped on 50 chocobos*
Kairi: Oh hell not again! Life 3!
*sora gets revived and then acts normal*
Sora: Ok.. That was a... um a act! Yeah, a dance.
Kairi:..............
Sora: So..... That's all the time we have left... Good Ni-
*BANG*
*sora falls dead*
Kairi: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE 3!!! LIFE 3!
*kairi kills the assassin and then revives sora*
Sora: Good Night Every-
*a piece of the roof falls on him*
Sora: Ouch.. I see blackness! I see.....
*dies*
Kairi: DARN IT STOP DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE 3, PROTECT!, SHELL!
*kairi revives sora*
*sora spots a knife*
Sora: OOOH A PLAYING KNIFE! I'm gonna pretend to die!
*stick the knife in his heart*
*dies*
Kairi: OMG............................. I'm out of MP... Who cares anyway. Come on Riku.
Riku: Oh.. wait.. what? Oh.. I see.. Ok... Let's.. wait.. what? Oh.. I see.. Ok... Let's Go...
Kairi: So I created two retards... What lame spells did I buy?
Spell Shop Guy: Heheh, Kairi brought Retarded Fire 3, Retarded Life 3, Retarded---
*BONK*
Kairi: SHUT UP YOU RETARTED BASTARD!
Kairi: Oh well.
Kelfa: Destruction! Yay I love it!
Chocobo: Wark wark!
Kelfa: WTF is that?
Chocobo: WARK WRAK WRAK!
Kelfa: Stop chirping at me you ostich!
Chocobo: WRAK ARWK RK ARK ARK!
Kelfa: I said stop chirping at me! Oh fine.. DIE! MEGA-ULITMAGO APCOLYSPE-
*an army of chocobos run over Kelfa*
Kelfa: Ow.. That hurts..
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Kupo!
Pikachu: Pika!
Moogle: Shut up you electric bastard.
Cid(FF7): WHOA!!! A G8-HG584-XA2L3 ULTIMATE ENGINE dropped in front of me! and its touching my foot! I will bend
down and get it-
*lots of people pile over the G8-HG584-XA2L3 ULTIMATE ENGINE*
Cid: D**MIT!!! IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!
Meanwhile in the 'destroyed' Sora dressing room...
Sora: AGAHAHH GAHGHA GHA HGAHGAHAHAHAH~! AAHGHAGHGH AHAHAHAH!H! A AAHAHAHH!!!!
Kairi: OMG!!!!! SORA HAS GONE RETARDED AND HE'S JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: Wait I got an idea....
*shows pic of riku and sora kissing*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Prepare to die Kairi AGHGA GHAH!!
Final Fantasy 10 Engage Music
x o
Kairi Retarded Sora
HP- 1000/1000 Retarded HP- 999999/999999
MP- 0000/1000 Retarded MP- 99999999/999999
Attack Retarded Attack
Magic Retarded Dance
Whack Retarted Sora Become A Retard
Kairi choses Whack Retarted Sora
Sora Hp goes down -999990
Sora Hp- 9/999999
Retarded Sora choses Retarded Dance
Kairi can't stand the dance and takes 999 damage
Kairi Hp- 1/1000
Kairi chooses magic and chooses Punch
Kairi punches Sora in the face and he goes down!
Gil Gained - Retarted Gil
Exp Gained - Retarted Exp
Retarded Level up
( Ok now the word Retarded has no meaning anymore )
*someones knocks on the door*
Kairi: Come in.
*two guys in black suits come in*
Kairi: OH ****! NOO!!! I LET MY GUARD DOWN!!
Repo Man: Repo Man! Your bill was due 4 years ago. Therefore we need to take everything away from you. And I mean
everything.
Kairi: Even my clothes?
Repo Man: Yep.
Kairi: Never!
*kairi gets out dual pistols and shoots the repo man*
*the swat comes*
Police: POLICE! PLEASE PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN! YOUR BILL WAS DUE 4 YEARS-
Kairi: I know.....
Police: Oh... Then just put your weapons down and surrender gracefully.
Kairi: Never!
Police: Then we will take full force!
Kairi: It's a death house.. Come on in, the bodies of swat are being delievered in my room.
SWAT: Die!
*swat throws a granade in kairi's room, kairi jumps out and while in the air she shoots the swat. Then bumps her
head into the wall. She then gets up, and run down the hall. *MATRIX MODE* Kairi jumps out of the corner aims at 6
swats down the hall and fires. Kairi puts her other pistol into her pocket and grabs the stair and swings herself
up the 2nd floor. She lands with a pistol in her hand. Kairi heads for her 'room'. She opens it, goes to the
closet. Opens a case, opens it and inside was Kairi's Protection from SWAT armor with M4, AK47s, Desert Eagle,
M60s, you name it! Kairi gets some granades. And puts on her Armor. And that was it. She threw some grenades in
the hall exploding 20 swats. 6 tanks broke into the wall and aimed at Kairi. Kairi got out the grenades, but they
were special kinds. Anti-Tank Grenades. She threw one between 6 of them and ran as fast as he could.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... ( This is starting to look like Tomb Raider.. )
Kairi: This is getting old.......
Riku: Kairi, is that your halloween costume? Being that girl from Tomb Raider huh?
Kairi: Uh.............. Yeah.
*kairi quickly puts her suit and changes back*
Riku: Why are all these dead SWATS here?
Kairi: Umm.. They're props.
Riku: They have real blood and real guns.
Kairi: I spilled some real blood on the floor and i put out real guns.
Riku: Where'd you get a bill thats been due for 4 years?
Kairi: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM RIKU! YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW!
Riku: Ok.
*kairi goes back to her room*
Kairi: Ok.. Just sit down.. Relax... Get out the box of chocolates you stole from Riku and Sora. Hmm.. They're
good..
Riku: >_< Kairi........
Kairi: I stole these from Sora!
Sora >_< Kairi........
Kairi: Sora, you're suppose to be dead.
Sora: OH YEAH..
*dies*
*revives*
Sora: Oh.. I left the stove on, can you turn it off? Thanks.
*dies*
Kairi: Time to add to the Death Board... + 2 on sora.
Riku: Uh.. I got the repair bill.
Kairi: Ok, lets see that. $1.. WHAT $1 THAT'S ALOT OF MONEY! THEY'RE GONNA ****ING BANKRUPT ME!
Riku: That's a dollar.
Kairi: oh.
Riku: This is your daily income.
Kairi: $6? OMG! We need more buisness. Riku go sell lemonade.
Riku: Uh-
Kairi: NOW!
Riku: okk...
*riku sets up a lemonade stand with lemonade*
*a guy walks pass*
Riku: Sir, please buy lemonade from me.
Guy: OMG!!!! YOU'RE RIKU!! UR FROM KHS!
Riku: Omg..
Guy: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Riku: Fine you fat bastard.
*thousands of paparazis run down the road to riku*
Riku: ****!!!! KAIRI HELP!!!!!!! AHHH
*riku runs to the door*
*riku goes into Kairi's room*
Riku: OK THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE CANNOT GO OUTSIDE AT ALL... THE PAPARAZIS ARE TAKING PICTURES AT THE MOMENT WE
STEP RIGHT OUT! And the worst part is that, we left them 50 gallons of lemonade out there!
Kairi: Oh shoot... But they'll starve.
Riku: To make matters worse, a new Subway, and Papajohn, Warmart, Target opened right next to our KHS!
Kairi: Oh god. I GOT A IDEA!
*50 mins later*
Kairi: INCOMING!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Riku: Uh Kairi... I didnt think that the Nuke was such a good idea since, we're dead?
Kairi: Oh no.. There's Sora.
Sora: Hey Kairi!
Kairi: ****..... I would better be in Hell.
KH2Researcher: I'm sorry folks, that's the end of our long KHS Show. Enjoy the Credits!
Credits
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.
Kingdom Hearts Show