Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts Show!

[5 Kings of Twilight]

At the famous,luxurious, KHS house! Well actally it's just a dump...

*sora and & riku run into each other*

Riku: Sora........
Sora: Riku...........
Stewie: Oh, god.... This is getting no where..
Riku: Nice shirt.......
Sora: Yours is nice too.....
Riku: Uh huh.....
Sora: Yah........
Stewie: SCREW THIS!
*stewie gets out his baseball bat and hits sora and riku in the head*
Stewie: Well, that took care of things.. Time to go back to Family Guy..
*stewie walks away*
Sora: I just swore that nurf football just hit my head with a bat.
Riku: Oh goshz... its Papa Smurf.
Stewie: I AM NOT A SMURF, *beep* you!
*goes away*
Sora: Great... Kh2researcher stole Stewie from family guy..
Stewie: Where's the exit to this hellhole?
*50 mins later*

Here are your hosts for tonight's show... Sora, Riku, Kairi, and BHK!

Riku: Here we have for tonight is......
Sora: Ansem, a neoshadow.. and........ our greatest survivor we have is Sephiroth..
Kairi: A special guest has arrived........
BHK: He's Vincent.
Vincent: Where's the party?
Sora: Excuse me?
Vincent: Never mind.
Riku: Vincent have you been drinking?
Vincent: NO! I'm asking where's the doughnuts!
Kairi: Over there in that corner.
Vincent: MINE!
*shoots Sephiroth, and Ansem and grabs doughnuts*
Sephiroth: Ow........... First time i've been shot...
Ansem: Hey i want doughnuts,
Vincent: NEVER THEY'RE MINE!
Sora: Sephiroth, how do you feel right now?
Sephiroth: Really painful... I think the bullet went through my stomach.
Sora: Really nice..
Riku: Neoshadow, how do you-
Sora: OMGZ! A HEARTLESS!
*sora takes out his car key and whacks the neoshadow*
*10 mins later the neoshadow dies of boredom*
Sora: YAY!
RIKU: SOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: What?
Riku: That was one of our workers in a costume!
Sora: Why did you just tell me that?
Riku: I DID!!! YOU WEREN'T LISTENING!

*flashback*

Riku: Uh, sora that's one of our workers..
Sora: SHUT UP I'M RAPING THIS HEARTLESS WITH MY CAR KEY!

*1 min later*

Riku: SORA IT'S NOT A HEARTLESS!
Sora: I KNOW ITS NOT A HEARTLESS, IT'S A CAR... BUT MY KEY WON'T FIT IN THE EYE!
Guy in Suit: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*back to the present*

Riku:............. Death toll raised to 40000 this year......
*bhk comes back with food in his hands and mouth*
Kairi: Where were you?
BHK: Oh.. King Mickey is having a party at Disney World. And the food is great!
Crowd: Did someone say... 'PARTY?'
BHK: No.
Crowd: aw............
Kairi: Ok, let's watch a clip featuring what happened to our boss when he was found by the FBI..
*kh2r screams in the distance, running, with the FBI behind him*


*clip begins*

KH2R: I'm innoicent!
FBI: Oh, I guess a paper with your name on it means ur innoicent.
KH2R: umm.. look over there, its a hot girl!
FBI: WHERE?!
kh2r: suckers!
*kh2r gets out his sword and runs away, grabbing handful amounts of candy along the way*
FBI: Get him!
KH2R: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*lots of FBI chase behind him*
Kairi: Ok, let's watch a clip featuring what happened to our boss when he was found by the FBI..
KH2R: OMGZ, THEY'RE GONNA SHOW IT TO THEM!
FBI: COME BACK HERE!
KH2R: I got jolly ranchers!
FBI: did someone say jolly ranchers?
FBI guy 2: I luv jolly ranchers!
*kh2r stepped close to them and gave them the candy*
FBI: Wow, HA YOU FELL FOR IT!
*fbi grabs kh2r*
KH2R: nooo.. hey i got a 10 feet tall hersey bar! with nothing in it!
FBI: WHERE?!
*kh2r runs away*
FBI: DARN IT!

*clip ends*

KH2R: I escaped!
Sora: yay!
Kairi: good night everyone!

KHS Credits

MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (53)

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (63 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10

Main People in the show

Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth

Kelfa

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher


Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Kingdom Hearts Show Lottery!


* * *

*= number

For example, if i said * * * * and i choose my number that has 4 digits in it.
Or if i said * I would choose a one digit number.

Two tries only! guess the number and your name will be placed on the credits!
And in my siggy!

Rules: Guess the number. You either win by, the exact number, or if your number is the closest!

O N LY 2 TRIES!

Lottery will end when it's saturday so hurry up!

 

[Jax-Oh1]

3682 and 7036

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

its suppose to be 3 digits..

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts for tonight's show... BHK, Sora, Kairi, and Riku!

Sora: GAY PEOPLE AHHHHHHHH
*sora runs around in circles repeating himself over and over*
Riku: I'm sorry folks, sora ate some gay pills, and then he thought it would balance it out by eating crazy pills... So... Let's just enjoy the show..
*sora runs around and falls off the stage*
BHK: He's alright people!
Guy from the crowd: He's not breathing.
Kairi: He's ok.
Riku: Let's interdouce a very special guest..
*sora suddenly wakes up and starts screaming and running around the stage*
Riku:............
BHK:.............-_-
Kairi:......................................... >.<
Riku: someone lend me a bat..
*a guy throws riku a steel bat*
Riku: EVEN BETTER!
*riku chases sora around the room*
*10 mins later*
*riku is still chasing sora around*
BHK: maybe you should just stop and let him run into it.
*riku stops and sticks the bat to his side*
*sora runs towards the bat*
*grabs the bat and jumps high into the air*
*and crushes a guy*
Ansem: ow................ Get off me.
*sora is unconsicous*
BHK: He's alright!
*sora vomits blood on Ansem's face*
Ansem: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Riku: Don't worry people, ansem and sora are fine!
*ansem drowns in sora's blood*
BHK: Our special guests of the show is...........
Kairi:.............................................
Riku:................ hey where's the drumroll?
Vincent on the speaker: Oh sorry, i was sleeping.
*drumroll*
Riku: It's.....................................
Kairi: .....................................
BHK: ................................................
Riku: -_-............................ Where is he?
Kairi: Well maybe he's late.. Or it's because no one jumps out of a car when the car is about to fall off a cliff... Right, RIKU?
Riku: Heh... Sorry.. Just had to do it.
*someone arrives at the door*
?????: sorry im late, the car trapped me under the sand.
*kairi eyes riku*
*crowd cheers for the arriver*
BHK: Come over here, AURON!
Auron: YAY ANSEM IS DEAD! He raped my mom
Kairi: Auron come over to my side of the table.
*auron goes over to kairi*
*curls up her fist and sticks it inches away from auron's face*
*the fist reads, 'think fast!'*
*kairi punches auron in the face*
Auron: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Kairi: YOU THREW ME OUT OF THE CAR, WHICH I LANDED ON A CARAVAN, WHICH THREW ME OUT AND I SLIPPED OFF THE CLIFF AND INTO THE WATER! THAT WAS A BAD DATE!
Auron: Oh, that was you? I thought u were my mother.
BHK: umm kairi?
Kairi: WHAT!
BHK: he's a alcoholic... see his beer jug or something?
Auron: Ya, I was drunk.
*sora wakes up and his face is all green*
Zombie Sora: MUST-KILL-AU-RON, DEL-IV-ER HIM... TO-THE-FAR-PLANE! BUT-FIRST.............. P-AR-TY!!!!
*sora dances and dances, everyone dances, dance music goes on*
*5 hours later*
Zombie Sora: THAT-WAS-A-GRE-AT-PAR-TY! TIME-TO-DIE-AUR-ON!
*final fantasy 10 boss music*
*auron uses overdrive and uses tornado. Sora flies away and hits the wall. Sora leaps at auron with his keyblade in his hand. Auron jumps, puts his giant sword in a stab posistion, and slams sora in the ground with the sword implaled in his back*
Zombie Sora: GAYACRAZAWAHAHAHAHA
*zombie sora says everything he said in his entire life in fast forward*
*7 hours later*
*zombie sora collapses and dies*
Kairi: That makes.... 2 times today?
*zombie sora revives himself, and auron kills sora,zombie sora revives himself, and auron kills sora,zombie sora revives himself, and auron kills sora,zombie sora revives himself, and auron kills sora,zombie sora revives himself, and auron kills sora,zombie sora revives himself, and auron kills sora and so on*
*30 mins later*
Kairi: WOW SORA DIED 200 times today!
*+200 to death score! (check the credits)

Auron: OMG... THE CROWD IS... ALL GHOSTS!! FARPLANE GHOSTS!! U ALL MUST DIE!!! CHAOS TORNADO!!!
*a massive, destructive, tornado appears in the crowd area, and kills every ghost, with sora along with them*
Riku: Uh, auron..
Auron: What?
Riku: Hate to tell you this..but.... they weren't ghosts...
Auron: What do you mean?
Riku: They're humans, real humans...
*lots of bodies fall back into the building, making lots of cracking and thumping sounds*
Auron: S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KH2Researcher: Ah.. Shoulda beeped that out. Ah oh well, this is a fan fic anyway.. no one knows what it is suppose to say... or do they?..... Stay tuned for more. And sora will get his revenge!! HAHAH! Next KHS show will be a KHS Movie... And in the KHS Dictionary.. MOVIE MEANS LONG.......
Stay tuned for.. KHS: Revenge of the Sora! Be sure to check the most deaths
in the credits! IT WILL SHOCK YOU!

KHS Credits

MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK

Announcer: Vincent

Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku

Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)

Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)

Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )

Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent

Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora

Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)

What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora

Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher

Producer: KH2Researcher

Director: KH2Researcher

Designs: KH2Researcher

Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.

Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher

Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10

Main People in the show

Rikku

Vincent

Kairi

Sora

Riku

Sephiroth

Kelfa

Cameraman

Annoying Guy

KH2Researcher


Show Made by KH2Researcher

(C) 2005

All Rights Reserved

Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?


Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

James: Hello, I'm the news reporter, James Bond! OH YA!
Carmen Electra: Today, we sneaked in a cameraman into
the theater last night and got the footage of KHS: Revenge
of the Sora. Here's the movie right now.
*at the theater*
*vincent is the cameraman*
Vincent: LOL.. NOW DO SIMPLE AND CLEAN!
*a man slaps his legs to the tune of
simple and clean*
Man: DUDE THAT IS ONE LONG ROCKET YOU
GOT THERE!
Vincent: Ya... It's my rocket....
Girl: Hey, mommy. That vampire dude
is holding a camera between his legs.
Is that what I think it is?
Woman: THAT IS A GROSS THING, AMY..
REALLY GROSS.....
*a guy shouts really loud*
Guy: BE QUIET EVERYONE THE MOVIE IS COMING ON!

FBI WARNING
People who make hate posts
will be fined. The fine is
a handful of flaming and
@$$ whopping. Oh and
Cloud Strife, if you're
reading this, sorry,
Tifa got raped by
Sephiroth last night.
If you are taping
this movie right now
you will be sentenced
to.... DEADLY, UNMERCIFUL,
BUTT WHOPPING. AND KH2R
WILL MEGAKICK UR BUTT.
Vincent: WHAT?!!!

Rated: PG-13
The contents of this
movie may not be suitable
for Sora.

KHS: Revenge of the Sora

KH2Researcher proudly presents....
*sora,bhk,kairi,riku are driving down the road in a minivan*
Riku: Are we there yet?
Kairi: No.
Riku: Are we there yet?
Kairi: No.
Riku: Are we there yet?
Kairi: NO!
Riku: Are we there yet?
Kairi: Yes, Riku, we're there.
Riku: LIER!
KH2Researcher: Ok... For those people who watched every season of family guy.. You will notice that scene. You
know where Chris says 'Are we there yet.' and Lois says 'no'.
Cameraman: Dude, KH2R... You're off topic.
KH2R: Oh.. I am? Ok.. Sorry people, I'll give you the movie right now.
Kingdom Hearts Show: Revenge of the Sora..
Sora: This is a long trip...
BHK: Yeah.. I wish we stayed at Sea World longer..
Kairi: What do you mean longer? We stayed there for the whole summer!
Riku: It's been 5 months since KHS has been canceled.
BHK: We didn't get canceled.. We just took a summer break.
Kairi: Hey, guys, who has spiky brown hair and is stupid?
BHK & Riku: SORA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sora: Err.........
*darkness brews within*
Kairi:....... It seems like we forgot something.
Riku: OH NOES! MY UNDERWEAR! I LEFT THEM AT THE HOTEL!
BHK: ... Don't you dare fart.
Riku: Why?
BHK: Underwear is like a filter... It blocks most of the fart smell.
Sora: Hey.. Wasn't that sandwhich stuffed with beans?
Kairi: Ya.. Riku ate like 15 of them.
BHK: O_O..... Uh oh..
*a loud fart comes from riku*
Sora & BHK & Kairi:
*1 min later*
*kairi pulls over to a gas station*
*kairi & sora & BHK fall out of the car*
Kairi: AHHH!!
BHK: GOD... IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS!
Sora: GAHHH....
*farts again*
Sora, BHK & Kairi: O_O
*sora, BHK & Kairi faints*
Riku: whoa... I dunno why i didn't use a special attack called fart to defeat Ansem.
Cop: Hey, did you kill them? *sniff*
Cop: Oh crap...
*cop faints*
Riku: Whoa.. My fart is like tear gas.
*20 mins later*
*kairi & sora and BHK wake up*
Kairi: Ugh....
Sora: Man...
BHK: Argh.. Ok let's go... I CALL DRIVER'S SEAT!
Kairi: I call- **mmit.
Sora: I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO RIKU!
Kairi: Sora... Have you ever thought of being alone on a car?
Sora: HAVE I!
Kairi: Ok...
*gets out ropes*
Sora: What are you doing?
*10 mins later*
*sora is ropped to the top of the car*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Kairi: The more you scream, the more oxygen you waste!
Sora: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Kairi: Why didn't you go earlier?
Sora: I FAINTED!
Kairi: Oh ya.. Pull over before he blows.
*50 mins later*
Kairi: We're here!
Riku: Oh wait... We left Sora at the forest.
Kairi: No wonder I didn't hear any screams.
*at the forest*
Sora: Hello? Kairi? BHK? Riku? **mn!
*a nuke lands near sora*
*sora flys like 70 miles away*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... CLOUD RULES!
*BAM*
*sora hits a tree and lands right next to riku and his other friends*
Kairi: There you are Riku!
Riku: Umm.. You mean Sora..
Kairi: Ya..
Riku: Hey sora.. where were you?
Sora: YOU LEFT ME IN THE FOREST!
Riku: Oh ya..
Kairi: come on let's just drop it and go to KHS.
*darkness brews greater inside*
*car explodes*
Kairi: NOooooooooo MY CAR!
BHK: Your car? I thought you stole it from the junkyard.
Kairi: ..........
Sora: Why do we need the car? The KHS building is right in front of us.
Kairi: oh..
*after a KHS show*
Kairi: Sora.. You can be in the Silver Gale organization.. But we do not grant you the
rank of Co-Staff.
Sora: COME ON? HOWS THAT POSSIBLE? I AM THE CO-FOUNDER! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
*darkness brews more*
*sora leaves Kairi's room*
KH2Researcher: Lemme interrupt the show right here. This movie is like a spoof of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith..
Only it's Kingdom Hearts theme ok?
Riku: Come on.. Sora.. It's a great thing.. Kairi gave you the rank of commander. You're the youngest kid to get
the rank of commander! The rest of the kids will take like 6 years to be a commander.. At least take some pride..
Sora:.... Fine.
Riku: Now I have to go to Hollow Bastion and get a new car.
Sora: Ok riku..
Riku: Bye sora.
Sora: Bye riku.
*riku walks away*
*darkness brews alot more than usual in sora*
*sora goes to KH2Researcher's room*
KH2R: What are you doing here, Sora?
Sora: Kairi and the organzation don't want me in their organzation..
KH2R: Oh nonsense.. I mean.... Yes they do.
Sora: How do you know?
KH2R: Well....
*20 mins of talking*
KH2R: Now go Sora.
Sora: Ok..
*sora goes away*
*sora goes to kairi*
Sora: I just learned a deep dark truth, kairi.
Kairi: What is it?
Sora: I think KH2R is the villain we're looking for.
Kairi: He is?.... Go home and we'll take care of things.
Sora: But... I should fight along with you.. It's the least I can do.
Kairi: Just go home, Sora.. GO HOME YOU IDIOT!
Sora: Fine..
*kairi walks away*
*Vexen, Axel, Larxene goes to KH2R's room*
Vexen: KH2R... You're dead.
KH2R: You finally found out... Ha you idiots. It took you 10 years to know? God.. Now where's my 'finally found
out' pie? Oh here it is.... Yuck.. It has mold on it.
Larxene: Shut up.. It's time to die.
KH2R: You dare hit me?
Larxene: Well ya..
*throws a pebble at KH2R*
*kh2r falls to the floor*
KH2R: good move.. now time to die!
*kh2r gets out his swordguns and then puts on a cloak.
*kh2r shoots larxene and vexen, they both die*
*axel throws his weapon at kh2r, Kh2r dodges like the people in the matrix movie*
KH2Researcher: Oh god.. I should've gotten a better script.. I'm imitating a old man with ugly skin.
*sora takes the elevator, and darkness covers his heart*
*sora arrives at kh2r's room. and axel was about to kill kh2r*
*sora smashes axel's head and axel disappears into air*
kh2r: good job sora.. I knew you would do that.
Sora: No I'm just here to get my chocolate bar back.
Kh2r: Oh it's in my pocket.
Sora: YAY!
KH2R: Anyway, while you're here.. I want you to be my assistant for destroying stuff. I have a new name for you
sora... It's........... Sorith Rader.
Sora: cool.
KH2R: Now.. What will make you kill people?
Sora: LOTS OF HERSEY BARS!
*throws sora 50 hersey bars*
*sora eats all of them*
Sora: OH NO!! SUGAR CRASH!
*sora collapses*
KH2R: Oh crap.
*20 mins later*
*sora wakes up*
KH2R: FINALLY..
Sora: Ok, what do you want me to do?
KH2R: Kill the crowd that's waiting for another KHS..
Sora: ALRIGHT!! KILLING STUFF RULES!
*sora goes to khs and kills people*
*sora coems back*
Sora: DONE!
KH2R: Already?? It's been 2 mins!
Sora: OH I USED UP ALL MY ENERGY FROM THE HERSEY BARS AND RAN LIKE HELL, TO THE KHS.. I DID TRINITY LIMIT AND THEN
I RAN BACK HERE. OH NOES.. I'M COLLAPSING FROM NO ENERGY!
*sora faints*
KH2R: Ok.. So... MY ARMY OF EVIL MONKEYS WILL KILL THE REST OF THE HUMANS!
*lots of monkeys kill the humans*
KH2R: Every human is a enemy of the... umm... what is it again?
Sora: umm..
KH2R: Ah who cares.. they're enemies.
*riku runs away from THE EVIL MONKEYS*
KH2Researcher: No i am not talking about the evil monkey from Family Guy.
*riku hijacks a car and drives away*
*kairi goes to shelter in traverse town*
KH2R: Now.. My homies are on Agrabah.. I want you to drive there and kill them.
Sora: OK.. HERSEY BAR PLZ?
KH2R: NO!
Sora: Wah...
KH2R: Go before I kill u.
Sora: FINE.. MEANIE!
KH2R: ........
*sora drives to Agrabah, goes into the palace and kills kh2r's homies*
*riku arrives at agrabah, and then goes to the cave of wonder's entrance*
Sora: YOU TRATIOR!
Riku: Oh plz.. not this again.. It's Hollow Bastion all over again..
*sora and riku starts fighting*
*sora accidently knocks the gem and then the cave of wonders start to destroy itself*
*pool of lava was beneath sora and riku, riku and sora were floating on small brick platforms*
*riku and sora were still fighting*
*riku jumped to the upper level where the exit was*
Riku: DON'T YOU TRY SORA..
*sora jumps and tries to hit sora*
*riku punches sora in the nuts*
SORA: OW!!
*sora hangs from the ledge*
*the lava splashes and some of the lava made sora catch on fire*
Sora: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLIZZARD!
*sora puts out the fire*
Riku: You were the one who would open the door sora... You disapoint me....
*riku walks away*
*annoying guy comes into the room*
Sora: OH CRAP...
*annoying guy pulls sora up and then annoys sora*
*sora whacks annoying guy to the pool of lava*
*sora escapes the cave of wonders*
*sora then goes back to kh2r and gets black clothing*
KH2R: You look cool! Now.. Sorith Rader... You are the ulimate evil!
Sora: Cool... Hahahaha.
FBIMoogles: KH2R....... YOU SHALL DIE FOR KILLING HUMANS! KUPO!
KH2R: Oh no.....
THE END
Producer: KH2Researcher
Person who is typing this right now: Vincent.. Ya I'm looking at you Vincent.
Director: KH2Researcher
Vincent: Oh crap.. I better run...
*FBI comes in and then gets out a gun*
Vincent: oh no..
*bang ba bang ban bang*
James: Thank you, Vincent.
Carmen: Thank you for choosing, WHORE7 News for your news..
KHS Credits
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher

Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?

Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[Dead Ascension]

I've been reading this stuff for a long time and u asked a question which area is mostly invited and is ti the kh2 area?

 

[Jax-Oh1]

Ahhhh! What A Weird Movie!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Kingdom Hearts Show Lottery!


* * *

*= number

For example, if i said * * * * and i choose my number that has 4 digits in it.
Or if i said * I would choose a one digit number.

Two tries only! guess the number and your name will be placed on the credits!
And in my siggy!

Rules: Guess the number. You either win by, the exact number, or if your number is the closest!

O N LY 2 TRIES!

Lottery will end when it's saturday so hurry up!

well we only have like hours left.. so hurry up

ok im fresh out of ideas........

Here's a question..

Question: Which section of the KHInsider.com forums is most visited?

And answer that question

 

[Dead Ascension]

Is it the kh2 area?

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

ya... you get the idea for the next KHS!



Lottery #: 389!

Jax-Oh1 wins, because there are no other people.

 

[Dead Ascension]

YAY!!I get to choose an idea!!Umm.....how about you make Larxene , Axel and Diz as the guests and sora starts going out with Larxene?

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

happy pretty funny fan fic. Good job.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

I have an announcement to make.. I changed my name to 5 Kings of Twilight. So expect me to still use the name KH2R in the KHS.

Here are your hosts.... WTF?!! KH2Resarcher why are you here?!
I'm taking over. S-... Ah... Ow..... OW SH**!
Shut up you piece of *gets cut off*.................. Ok, people, i fired vincent and im the announcer.


Crowd: Yay!

Kairi: Boo...
Riku: Ok.. Let's reveal the guests...
Sora: Axel, Larxene, DiZ!!!

BHK: Axel, why is larxene only the girl in the org, that we know of now.
Axel: Well... Umm.... I don't know, ask Nomura.
Nomura: I TOLD YOU TO SAY, 'NOMURA IS THE BEST GAMER IN THE WORLD AND HE WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS', you nitch...
Guy: It's b****... not nitch you japanese.
Nomura: Shut up you ack hole!
Guy: Sigh.........
Sora: Larxene, will you go out with me?
Larxene: Uh no...
Sora: Aw....
Kairi: It's because you're not hot.
Sora: Shut up.
Riku: DiZ, why is your name have a captial letter at the end?
DiZ: I dunno, maybe nomura didn't learn english back then. Ha.
BHK: Well that's our show, good night everyone!
*larxene starts walking to the backstage and throws sora a paper*
*sora opens it and reads*
Letter: Dear Sora, I think you're hot, I would love to go out with you. Sincerely, Larxene. P.S. Don't piss me off.
Sora: Uh oh... I'm a master at pissing people off..
Kairi:>.<......... Riku... Sora is pissing me off right now.
Riku: Ya.. me too.
BHK: Me three.... Something sora-ishy is going on here...
KH2Researcher: I said sora-ishy, because you know people say 'something FISHY is going on here. Anyway.. enjoy the aftermath of the show.
*3 hours later*
*the mailman arrives and slips a letter in sora's room*
Sora: Thanks closet pervert.
Mailman: IF you EVER say that again.. In front of someone... I'll destroy every letter you recieve.
Sora: Then you won't recieve money.
Mailman: Argh... That's true...
*mailman walks away*
*sora opens letter*
Letter: Meet me at 8:00 at mcdonalds.
Sora: Why mcdonalds?
*5 hours later*
Larxene: Hey sora.
Sora: Yo larxene.
Larxene: Let's eat.
*2 hours later*
*sora becomes fat*
Sora: CRAP... I KNEW THE SUBWAY COMMERICAL WAS TRUE.... I WEIGH 20 POUNDS MORE!! AHH
Larxene: ah who cares.
*5 days of dating later*
*at subway*
Sora: This is good garlic bread.
*DiZ and Axel walks in*
Axel: CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DiZ: What you go out with her?
Axel: Yah.. do you?
DiZ: no.
Sora & Axel: WHORE!!!!!
DiZ: Larxene is a whore? This is exactly what i feel after reading a playboy magazine.....
*flashback*
*DiZ picks up a playboy magazine and looks inside*
*falls over and faints*
*back at subway*
Sora: DiZ is a pervert.
DiZ: Yah right.
Axel: We unknowns never take off our coats.
Sora: Don't you get hot in the summer?
Axel: I'm a fire elementist..
Sora: Oh ya.. But.. Doesn't Vexen get hot?
Axel: Ya.. That's why he calls in sick every summer.
Sora: do you have anything under your coat?
Axel: Look in the unzipped side of the coat.
*sora looks in it*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*faints*
Axel: Ok.. Bring me the mind eraser... It only works if someone is sleeping.
DiZ: I have it.
Larxene: Throw it here!
DiZ: I'm not throwing to you, you whore. Axel, here catch!
*DiZ throws it high into the air and Axel misses the catch*
*the mind eraser hits the floor and brakes*
Axel: ****!
Subway Manager: Hey no cussing in here!
DiZ: **** you!
*DiZ summons bahumut*
*bahumut uses mega flare and destroys the manager*
Axel: You know.. He had 1 hp.
DiZ: Oops............... Wasted my MP... You got a ether?
Axel: Nope..
DiZ: Crap..
*larxene runs away*
Axel: Come back whore!
*a girl walks by sora*
*sora wakes up*
Sora: Hey Kairi.
*kairi hits sora*
Kairi: RAPIST! Oh oops sora.
Sora: Crap.. I'm gonna die from lack of knowledge..
Kairi: You know.. At the beginning.. You were born without a brain.
Sora: What?


KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher

Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked... Or flamed.... Get it?

Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[Atnihs]

I wanna see love triangles or squares or whatever shape.

 

[Ultima665]

i hate to do this but.........

DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

A long time a go in a tv show far far away......
Sora is still stupid and yet darkness is brewing in his heart.........will he ignore it? or will he use it to concere the world coughcoughEVILcoughcough sry bout that... as i waz saying......o ya

DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lolz i luved the star warz episode! sry bout the outburst but it would have nagged me if i didnt

 

[Dead Ascension]

YAY!I love each and every last one!WOOHOO!

 

[Ultima665]

wow.....when i came i thought therrd be a new show...(IM NOT A WHINER)

having writes block kh2r?

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Vincent strikes back!

Here are your hosts for tonights show..
Sora-... Ah you know the rest.

Crowd: yay.

Sora: Hello everyone, and for tonights show we have.......
Kairi: Cloud, Seifer, Sephiroth.
BHK: Don't worry people! We have strong security on these doors. No one will die.

Crowd: yay.

BHK: Sephiroth, do you seek revenge on Cloud?
Sephiroth: Of course!
Kairi: Cloud, do you think that Sephiroth sleeps with his mom?
Cloud: yah.
Sephiroth: SHUT UP! YOU NEVER SPEAK OF THIS FOUL STORY OK?
Cloud: You're not the boss of me!
Sephiroth: HOw about I RIP OUT YOUR HEART?
Cloud: Try, b****.
Sephiroth: You son of a-
*20 mins later*
Sephiroth: Ow.
Cloud: did that hurt?
Sephiroth: yah.
Cloud: good becuz that the beginning of my powerful attack.
Sephiroth: Powerful attack?
Cloud: Omnifu**!
Sephiroth: Crap.
*2000 slashes later*
Sephiroth: Where's my pinkie?
*dies*
Riku: Well... umm... Seifer...... CAN YOU TELL ME WHO IS BHK?
Seifer: HE IS-
Nomura: DIE FOOL!
*delete*
Sora: Oh well, cloud's prize is sephiroth's body.
BHK: Good night-
Vincent: Wait a second...
*BAM BAM*
Sora: how'd you get pass the guards?
Vincent: I seduced them.
Sora: How?
Vincent: they were hot girls.
Sora: Really?
Riku: how hot?
Vincent: I'm not sure.. I killed them. NOW EVERYONE DIE!
*3000 bullets later*
Vincent: now to kill kh2researcher.

OH CRAP.
*runs away*

*vincent chases after him*
KH2Researcher: Ahh. Nomura throw me that delete button.
Nomura: NEVER!
KH2Researcher: Oh crap, i'm screwed.
*BANG!*
Sora: Owie... that hurt.. but its just a scratch.
Kairi: A SCRATCH? YOUR BLEEDING ALOT!
Vincent: Oops.. I missed.
*BANG*
Sora: Ow. Bye kairi.
Kairi: die already you idiot.
Sora: Fine.
*dies*
*BANG!*
KH2Researcher: Owich... I see hell.
*dies*

Vincent: Wow.. This is boring.. I'm gonna go terrorize more people...
*runs away*

KHS Credits
Lottery Winner: Jax-Oh1
MOST WANTED: KH2Researcher, and VINCENT ( Reward: 300 gil )
Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku, BHK
Announcer: KH2Researcher
Employee of the Month: Vincent, Riku
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Sora (0)
Most Person hated: Ansem ( for possessing riku, he got thrown in jail and then somehow
fell off a cliff )
Who caused the most horror of the Month: Kelfa, and Vincent
Most Stupidest Person in KHS: Sora
Most Deaths: Sora (400 and counting)
What has spiky hair, and is dumb: Sora
Owner of KHS:
Username: KH2Researcher
Full Username:KingdomHeartsTwoResearcher
Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher
Studies Character Attidutes: KH2Researcher
Which Final Fantasies KH2Researcher played: FF3, FF7, FF8, FF10
Main People in the show
Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth
Kelfa
Cameraman
Annoying Guy
KH2Researcher

Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas or ideas that are similar will be spanked...
Or flamed.... Get it?

Kingdom Hearts Show
KHS

 

[Jax-Oh1]

Such insanity!