Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts Show!

[baller4eva14]

hey try one with the owner of kingdom hearts uhhh i think his name was Noruma and Sora and RIku will fight with him on saying why are you taking so long with the KH2 game. than all hell breaks loose.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

hmm cool.... i'll get to it.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

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[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts!

Sora: EVERYONE RUN!!!!
*three vincent clones jump in front of the crowd and starts shooting them*
*the room was filled with screaming and gunshots*

Hhahahha go my Me Clones!!!

Sora: I got to fire that annoucer...
Kairi: Our death count is 70000 total.
Sora: O.....M..........G....
Riku: Oh well.. No crowd means I get to do this!

A banana guy jumped out...

"It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, it's peanut butter jelly time! I weigh it weigh it weigh it.
Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly!"

20 mins later

Riku: THAT ROCKED!!

Kairi & Sora: zZzzzzzZZzzzZZzzzzZZzzzZZzzzzzz
??????: SORA!!! YOU SHALL DIE NOW!!! I MUST DESTROY YOU!
Sora: NOURMA!!!
nomura: time to die! *turns into sephiroth*
Sora: oh crap...
*sep swings at sora couple of times injuring him*
Sora: Curaga!!!
*sep swings at sora couple of times injuring him*
Sora: Curaga!!!

*sep swings at sora couple of times injuring him*
Sora: Curaga!!!

*sep swings at sora couple of times injuring him*
Sora: Curaga!!!

*sep swings at sora couple of times injuring him*
Sora: CURAGA!
Voice: NO MANA POINTS YOU IDIOT!!!
Sora: Aw sh-
*sep slashes sora*
Sep: THE RIDE OF THE CLOUDS!!!
*50 Clouds appear out of the wall using Omnislash on Sora,
Sora gets owned.*
Sora: @_@
Sep: hahahahaha! any last words?
Sora: ya.. a few..
Sep: What is it?
Sora: WHY DOES IT TAKE SO DAM* LONG TO MAKE KINGDOM HEARTS 2 YOU SON OF A
BETZZICH!!!!
Sep: Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz screwed the computers up.
Sora: really....
Sep: Yeeep.
Sora: THEY WERE *spoilers spoilers spoilers*
GONE AT THE END OF ADVENT CHILDREN DUMB*** BECAUSE THEY NEEDED
TO USE THE RESTROOM!!!
Sora: Last Heavenly Trinity!!
*Sora does trinity limit except he backjumps he sticks his key in the ground and then
turns it and then jumps and slams the trintry*
Sep: OMG....
*sephiroth turns back to noruma*
Sora: You're weak as a ant now..
Noruma: uh uh uh.. remember i created square enix characters, battle modes, storyline,
weakness, etctra etcrta.
Sora: OMG... THAT MEANS..........
Noruma: uh huh... I CAN KILL YOU WITH..... uh... pokey of death
Sora: OMG WHATS THAT!!!
Noruma: A SPELL THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!!
*noruma pokes sora 3200000 times summons cloud's buster sword and uses omnislash*

SORA HAS BEEN PWNED....
poor sora...
Riku: Now it's my turn!
Noruma: TAKTP AK PKA PAK
Riku: What?
Noruma: Oh you're english riku not japanese... WHICH IS BETTER!! I SAID
you're dead meat pal.
*riku turns into dead meat*
500 CLONES OF EVERY SQUARE ENIX CHARACTERS APPEAR
Noruma: I shall now use the powerfulest move there is..
DELETE!!
*presses delete button*
every square enix character disappears
*final fantasy 7 victory music plays*

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the s

Noruma: HEY THIS CREDIT IS NOT SQUARE ENIX-ED!!!
Sora: OH SHUT UP!! *tries to kill noruma*

Noruma: DELETE!!
*sora disappears*
Noruma: HAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! I AM INVICABLE!!
Virus: nope. i'm gonna rape your powers away!
Noruma: OH SHI* I FORGOT TO INSTALL ANTI VIRUS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show

Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth





Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.


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[Ultima665]

lol funny! Numora v sora? keep it up!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

anyone siging up for Kingdom Hearts Show Logo Contest?

 

[KH2destiny]

funny episode. hey try one with Sora, Riku, and BHK as the guests but its a trap for the BHK. Sora and Riku couldn't take it no more and they interagate the BHK to tell them his name. The BHK couldn't tell them his name because he was being watched than he was about to tell them his name until Noruma comes and delete him.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts!

Sora: Let's meet our guests!
Riku: I'm sorry thats GUEST.
Sora: We only have BHK.
BHK: That's ok, Sora.. I'm fine right he-
Sora: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*50 swats come in and surround bhk pointing at him with guns*
BHK: WHATS GOING ON HERE?!
*a swat comes to arrest BHK*
*BHK gets out his keyblade and slashes the guy*
*2 swats grab him and arrest him*
*handcuffs him*
Sora: Time to reveal your name!!!!!!!!!!!!
BHK: NEVER!!!!!!!!
Sora: tell it or I'll rape you.
BHK: ARE YOU GAY?
Sora: No rape as in kill you.
*sora comes over and whacks BHK ON the head a couple of times*
Sora: What do you have to say for yourself?
BHK:.......................Screw you.
*sora whacks bhk on the head more*
*bhk gets a trailzuilar shot*
BHK: MUFFINS!!!!
Sora: Your name is muffins?
BHK: No my name is ---
Noruma: DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*presses delete button*
Sora: I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW BIT**!!!!
*presses delete button*
Riku: HEY!
*presses delete button two times*
*teh swat disappears... and everyone disappears*
Trojan Virus: HAHA I BROKE THROUGH YOUR CHEAP ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM!!!
Noruma: SHI*!!!!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Ad: Hey noruma!
Noruma: AHHH CRAP I FORGOT TO INSTALL ANTIADWARE!!
*cameras appears and looks at noruma*
Noruma: AND ANTISPYWARE!!! MY COMPUTER IS NOW FU*KED UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show

Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth





Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.


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[Ultima665]

OMG LOOOOOOL HE ALMOST GAVE US HIS NAME!!!!! danm it namora! lol EVERONE got deleted! so funny!

 

[baller4eva14]

hey can you do one with Ansem, Sephiroth, and Kuja and they are talking about who is more stylish and stronger. than Riku's pissed off for some reason (problably his licenses was stolen with his wallet) and fights with all of them and do some crazy things.

 

[Ultima665]

good i dea ansem could mention how his name tells his looks:Ansem,HANSOME?

i bet he legaly changed his name so it could say that......

 

[Kanjiru]

Do one on the yaoi stuff that people have been putting up about sora and riku....
thatll be interesting.

 

[TheRealNapster]

funny show. can u do one with Sephiroth, Vincient, and Seymore to see who can kill the most in the audience but they get sued in the end

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

i like stuff that involves killing.. =)

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts....

Sora: Ok people today, we have a movie!
Riku: Lights off!
*lights go on maxiuimum causing people to close their eyes forcefully*
Riku: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF YOU BASTARD!
Vincent: Heheh sorry.
*lights go off all the way*




World War III with Kingdom Hearts

*sora appears on a paratroop plane*

Sora: Hey riku, where's my weapon?
Riku: Uh... I think you dropped it down there.
Sora: OH CRAP!
*sora jumps off the plane*
Riku: He's not gonna make it.
Leon: What do you mean? He's jumping into the ocean.
Riku: Well.... Let's just say I put something REALLY heavy in his pocket..
Leon: Keyblade?
Riku: Yeep.

*sora in the ocean*
Sora: Hey where's the keyblade?
*it floats by, sora swims after it*

Riku: The inside of sora's mind is made up of

Leon: He watches family guy?
Riku: yeep.. you know where stewie
Leon: Never seen it...
Riku: You're a.. jack*beep*
*leon quickly eyes riku*
Leon: Jump or i'll shoot you.
Riku: you can't shoot me.. you have a sword...
Leon: It's a GUNblade you idiot.
Riku: I know.. it's a sword..
Leon: It's a sword with a gun...
Riku: I know.. you can't shoot me with it because --
*leon points the gunblade at riku and pulls the trigger*
*CLICK*
Riku: --Because... I stole your bullets and threw them into the sea..
Leon: You bastard..
*sora gets out the plane*
Riku: HOw the hell did you get back?
Sora: The boogieman!
Riku & Leon:
Riku: What?
Sora: The Boogieman.
Riku: You mean that made up creature?
Sora: No.. Oogie Boogie.
Riku: How did he help?
Sora: He's a bag full of worms..
Riku: So?
Sora: He's a bag full of worms..
Riku: SO?!!
Sora: He's a bag... full of wor-
*BAM*
*sora falls on the floor because riku punched him in the face*
Leon: MEDIC!
Yuffie: Aren't you a medic?
Leon: No, you know i don't use magic!
Yuffie: Then why did you cast fireballs at Sora?
Leon:.............................................. My hands were hot.
Yuffie: No they aren't.. they're just black gloves.
Leon: ......Shut up..
Cid: Let's see what's the inflight movie is..

TV: It's Kingdom Hearts Online!
Cid:........................................

TV: You can poke people with the keyblade! To kill people
you can press the left mouse button and then poke them... The battle will end in 24 hours!

Cid:......................................

TV: Now.... You get to play the demo!
*comuter sets appear infront of everyone's seat*
Sora: COOL!!!
Cid: I call dibs on Cid!
Leon: Leon!
Yuffie: Whorey Yuffie! ( Wait a min.. )
Aerith: Aerith!
Sephiroth: Master Ownage Pwnage of them all Sephiroth!
Riku: DARK RIKU!!!
Sora: Dumb Sora?

*sora checks his stats*

Weapon: Keyblade of Poking
Stats

Hp 2/2
Def 0/0
Offense -23/2
Special Attack: Mega Poke, Dumb Move, Stupid taunt, kill yourself

Sora: I HAVE AWESOME STATS! WHATS YOURS RIKU!

Riku's Stats

HP 3000/3000
Weapon: Dual Souleaters
Def: 3000000/3000000
Offense: 999999/99999
Special Attack: OWN ALL, KILL SORA, KILL EVERYONE EXCEPT SEPHRIOTH, Torture SOra,
Taunt Sora, Dark Firaga, Dark Aura, Dark Break, Dark OWANGE

Sora; MY STATUS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS!!

Computer: Sora joins the game
Riku joins the game
Sephiroth joins the game and kills everyone in a second
Leon joins the game
Everyone else joins the game

Sora: Riku I challenge you to a duel!
Riku: I accept!

*final fantasy 8 battle theme starts*

Sora: MEGA POKE *pokes riku 3000 times*

damage: 30

Riku: LOL.... MEGA DARK FIRAGA *shoots dark firaga 200 times*

Damage: 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Sora: X_X


Sora lost the duel

Sora: NOOOOOOO!!
Riku: You suck noob...

Meanwhile... Sora got his butt kicked by everyone 30000000 times.. the only time he won
was when he got insane and destroyed everyone's computer. Somehow he fell off the plane during his insane holocust.

The plane landed in Bagdad.
Sora fell off the plane AGAIN.

Riku: Hey everyone get out your owning weapons..
Sora: I GOT THE MIGHTY STICK OF POKE!
Riku:......................................................................................


Sora got shot on the way in the alley.. But apprently it wasn't the enemies who shot sora..
Sora annoyed Leon and Riku so much that Leon puts a bullet through sora's leg.

Part 2 will be continued later.....


*lights go on on maxiumum again*
Sora: UGH............... QUIT IT YOU SON OF A *BANG!*
*THUD*
*Sora falls unconsius vincent hides his gun*

Riku: *clears throat* We have guests!
Kairi: Sephiroth, Seymour, and Seifer
Riku: The S Trio!!! ( Their names starts with S get it?)

Riku: Sephiroth, Seymour.. Seifer... I WANT YOU TO RAPE... I mean... KILL EACH OTHER!!
Sephiroth: Sounds good to me!
*slashes seymour*
seymour casts shield and shell and then casts kung fu magic
and then hits sephiroth using kung fu.
Seifer shoots both of them and then kills seymour
Seifer chops sephiroth's sword up..
Sephiroth gets out his MAIN sword and then chops seifer.
Sephiroth: HAHA I win... just to make sure they're dead....
SUPERNOVA!!!
Sephiroth: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seymour: Remember I had Shell which means your supernova didnt hurt me so...
*slashes seymour again*
Sephiroth: Well that hurts you.

Sora: GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Riku: Hey sora I thought u were suppose to be dead.
Sora: Oh ya...
*falls dead*

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show

Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth





Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.


Kingdom Hearts Show

 

[Ultima665]

OMFG LOL LOL LOL LOOOOOOOL THE MIGHTY STICK OF POKE!!!!!!! i was sure he would win though......

 

[DestinySeeker]

Nice stories KH2 Reasearcher. They are funny and comical. Oh and I really like your stories too Cloud Unchained.
So kudos to you both.

 

[Yanos_Darkspawn]

Keep up with the show man, its really cool!!!
And Oblivion keychain is a crown

 

[baller4eva14]

XD funny. can you so one with Noruma, you, and owner of square enix. make them talk and i mean a trap with a swat to make them reveal the release date and the BHK name but than war with all characters from FF series, KH series, and other games square enix made.

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Here are your hosts!

Sora: Everyone, PUT ON BLINDFOLDS!!
Riku-blindfolded in unknown suit: I am blindfolded.
Sora: What the?
*vincent turns on the light to maximuim*
Sora: MY EYES!!!!!
Riku: i can't see anything.
Sora: Ahh.. my eyes sting..
Riku: Oh they sting because i accidently put laxities in your coffee. You might've poured some on your eye.
Sora: YOU BIT**!!
Riku: Lots and lots of cussing.. I wonder why this show is rated everything

Meanwhile in some of the houses....

Mom: I'm gonna put on vchip.
Child: yay!!!
*the khs appears*
Riku: DAM* YOU!!
Sora: Take this bit**!!
Kairi: Shut up fuc* up!

Child: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MOMMY!! THERE'S A FUC*ING BEAR ON
TV!!
Mom: O_O

Back at KHS

Sora: Let's watch family guy.
*turns to channel 2*
Riku: HEY SORA THIS IS A LIVE SHOW YOU IDIOT!
Sora: Who cares?
Quagmire: Giggy!
Sora: HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Riku: I'm sorry everyone! sora has to be excused because he's sent to hospital!
Sora: No i aren't i'm right here u dumb-
*BONK*
*thud*
*riku carries sora to the hospital*
Kairi: Heh... Let's watch the part 2 of our movie!

Sora: Owwee.. You shot me..
Leon: You're so freaking annoying!
Sora: No I ain't!
*BANG*
Sora: OW OW!
Leon: Don't say ain't or i'll blow your head off.... with the stick of poking!
*pokes sora 200 times*
Sora: AHHHH IT HURTS!!
Aerith: You guys are hurting my feelings..
*leon stops poking and smiles at aerith and sora stops having pain and smiles at aerith*
Aerith:.................. What is there something on my face?
Leon: no.
Sora: yes.
Aerith: What?
Sora: Your face! HAHAHAHA
*leon knocks sora out cold*
Yuffie: Hey where's Cid?
*everyone sees Cid burning the buildings*
Cid: HAHAHAHHAH BURN BABY BURN!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Leon: ... Get the chill pill.
*yuffie gets out handcuffs.. leon and aerith gets out chill pills*
*yuffie arrests Cid and then leon and aerith puts chill pills in him*
Cid: MUFFINS!!! MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!! AIRSHIP!! CAR!!!
Leon: Oh crap, that wasn't the chill pill! That was my hyper and insane pill..
Aerith: ????
Leon: I use it whenever im in deep shi*.
Aerith: oh..
Yuffie: Hey doesn't that replaces your limit break le-
Leon: Hey Yuffie look over there! 200 NEW Materia!!!
Yuffie: WHERE!!!!
Leon: Sucker
*runs away*
Riku: Man I'm wasted...
Sephiroth: How many beers did u drank?
Riku: 240...
Sephiroth: You must have a strong body to cosume that much alcohol.
Riku: Actally I spilled it on the sandy ground..
Sephiroth: BEER SINKING INTO SAND NOOOOOOO!!
*tries to drink the beer out of the sand*
*sephiroth gets up 2 mins later*
Sephiroth: MY stomach is full of sand...
*beleches*

*gunshots go off in the distance*
*everyone runs there*
*leon shoots 40 terrorists down*
*lots of hippe terrorists come out*
Sora: OH NO!! HIPPIE HEARTLESS!! DIE!!
Riku: uh sora!
*sora swings at the enemy 40 times and misses every time*
Riku: DID YOU REALIZED YOU'RE SWINGING WITH A GIANT KEY?
Sora: Uh no..
Riku: Why did his mom give him a stupid pill?
Leon: I dunno.
*riku knocks sora out cold by swinging his metal pole 5 times*
*everyone gets surrounded by the enemy*
*guns click*
Leon: Oh crap.. Time to use....
Yuffie: I know what you're saying...
Aerith: Everybody........
Sephiroth: DANCE NOW!!
*the song everybody dance now goes on*
*everyone dances except the enemy*
Enemy Soldier: Uh... Gay Dancing?
Riku: NOW!
*everyone kills the soldiers*

Kairi: The end.

Crowd: BOO...
Kairi: Oh screw you.. I had to make this movie ALL BY MYSELF!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kairi: Crowd is so stupid..
*ding ding*
Kairi: Sounds like... VINCENT'S KILLING RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: TIME TO DIE!!
*kills everyone*
Crowd: AHHH
Vincent: Tiem to get pwned... I summon....... 60 BAMUHUTS!!!!
*lots of the dragons appear and kill people*
Kairi: Good night!

Credits

Hosts: Kairi, Sora, Riku
Announcer: Vincent
Employee of the Month: Vincent
Most Kills of the Month: Vincent (90000)
Least Kills of the Month: Reno ( 300 )

Producer: KH2Researcher
Director: KH2Researcher
Designs: KH2Researcher
Ideas from: KH2Researcher, and some other fans.
Credit's Idea: KH2Researcher

Main People in the show

Rikku
Vincent
Kairi
Sora
Riku
Sephiroth





Show Made by KH2Researcher
(C) 2005
All Rights Reserved
Anyone who uses my pics and EXACT ideas will be spanked... Or flamed.


Kingdom Hearts Show