Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts --my funny fanfic (funny funny)

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

More! More!
Or Else.

 

[keybladeprince]

Haha that's halariocity to the maximum!

 

[Monkey master]

Can you make more and it is great so far!

 

[jcarlos]

you sure are taking a long time to write this

 

[.:Roxas:.]

that's so funny, What if riku tries to destroy the gun but he trips and kills someone else

 

[lilazngurl963]

i didn't get it.... sorry, but i bet it was a funny one!

 

[Monkey master]

Post more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redrum33]

awesome, but kind of wierd. (sora's not gay)

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

LOL funny!!!! i finally got it lol!!!!

 

[Elphaba_1]

I got lost on the BHK thing. My brain's now sore, you better expect my brain to explode soon. Anyways thats a funny story. Sora was hilarious. BHK still confuses me, make more make more!!

 

[Elphaba_1]

That was frickin hilarious! I had to go to the hospital because I couldn't breath from laughing. Keep up the good work

 

[Genocide]

Isn't there supposed to be a new chapter here? Let me find this out.

 

[Playcell]

SORRY FOR THAT LOOOOOOOOONG wait. i was just taking care of thing in my life. but im back to makeu laugh again. So heres the next chapter!!! yea!!! (btw: if ur a metal gear solid fan, u'll love this XD)

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2: Riku Rumble
Part 8: The Room…where they keep BBG

After one hour of stupidity our heroes finally find the BBG.

Riku: Wow, its bigger than I imagined.
Cloud: Yeah, whatever. So we gotta find a way to destroy it.
Leon: Why can’t we just destroy it with our weapons?
Cloud: Hey why don’t we have our weapons? PLAYCELL!!!

*offstage* PC: sorry guys, it just didn’t fit the story..i thought--

Cloud: I’ll see u in court!!! So anyways, what do u guys think?
Riku: I think we should push the button that destroys this whole ship thus destroying the whole ship. It would be an educational adventure!!!!

………………………………….

Cloud: Riiiiiight. Besides, no one would be stupid enough to put that kinda button on a ship. Its just stupid I mean-
Leon: Found it.
Riku: You were saying?
Cloud: ..Never mind Lets push it then.

*ringing voice*

Leon: Whats that?
Riku: My cell phone.
Cloud: Oi, answer it then.

*riku answers and theres a deep muffled type voice on the other side*

Riku: Hello
???: Don’t push that button
Riku: Are u spying on us
???: Yes and no
Riku: Who are you?
???: The button is a fake, don’t push it.
Riku: Grandma?
???: U’ll die if u push it. Find a hacker device. U can get it in Level Z on the east side of this ship.
Riku: And u are?
???: Just call me Deepthroat.
Riku: Deepthroat, how do u kno--
???: Im just one of your fans.
Riku: O goody
???: Remember, Level Z. Hacker Device
Riku: Ok Deepthroat

*hangs up*

Cloud: Who was that?
Riku: Wrong number

To be continued
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post ur thoughts amigos.

 

[Playcell]

sorry for the double post but the next chapter is called 'Enter the dork'

 

[Playcell]

my computer is a little messed up..so yea sorry again. or maybe theres sumthin wrong with my explorer o well.

 

[Erebus Kronos]

funny story!!!!!!! that was so FUNNY!!!!!!

 

[Playcell]

thanks TD...its easier to call ya that.

i'll have the new chapter up by tommorow or day after tommorw.
70% chance of tommorow and 35% chance of day after tommorw. XD

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

FIX THE COMPUTER PLEASE!!!!

THAT WAS HILARIOUSLY HILARIOUS!!!! LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just make sure Cloud doesn't sue you . ^.^

 

[Playcell]

yea, thats what im hoping for GC...
and guess what..thats chances of the next chapter being up by today are up to 85% ..lol

 

[Playcell]

hey heres the new chappy.

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2: Riku Rumble
Part 9: Enter the Dork



Riku: So should we push the button?

Cloud: We? I mean it only has space for one finger.

Leon: Why don’t u press it Riku? I mean this fanfic is based on you.

Riku: But it looks dirty…

Cloud:………Well sumone was to press it

Leon: Let flip a coin.

*flips coin and it lands on the button..nothing happens*

Riku: Whew! That was close.

Leon: U call that close!!!??? I can’t find my quarter!!!

-----Meanwhile-----

Villain : Are the young heroes in place.
Man: Yes, master
Villain: Is it ready
Man: Yes Mr dork
Villain : Its pronounced Dourk!!!!

-----Back to the idiots----

Leon: Hey I found it!!

Cloud: Good, now can we figure out how to destroy this thing.

Riku: Its impossible. I mean look at this thing
Riku knocks on BBG..and it falls apart*

Riku: Heh, I don’t know my own strength.

Villain : Thank you Riku..u have fallen right into my trap. Now I can finally spank u naughty men.

Leon: I know that voice!!
Cloud: Its Its-
Riku: Its Michael Jackson!!!

To be continued
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There will be up to 2 to 3 more parts for Riku Rumble and then i'll start a new episode.
Tell me what u think!!!