Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts --my funny fanfic (funny funny)

[Playcell]

Thanks for your support people
heres more from 'Whos wants to be an evil sidekick'
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This is your host PlayCell,and we're live live live from the End of the Worlds.
here we go again!!!

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Ansem:State your name
Aku: I am the all powerfull AKU!!!!
Ansem: Never heard of ya
Aku: WHAT?!? don't u watch Samurai Jack? ..on cartoon network.
Ansem: No,i mean how can i,theres bearly enuf time to Watch The Barney Show and The Teletubies
Aku: Well,i am Aku : The Shape shifting master of darkness
Ansem: Whats so evil about that?
Aku: I can change into anything i want.
Ansem:...and?
Aku: And i have the power to summon the living dead.
Ansem:.....and?
Aku: And i have the power to beat the living crap out of you.
Ansem: Your point?
Aku: I can eliminate a rock!!!!
Ansem: I have bones!!!!
Aku: I rule the universe in the future!!!!
Ansem: ehhh...I have shiny hair
Aku: I have a flaming beard
Ansem: I am the main villian in a game!!!
Aku: I am the main villian in a t.v show!!!!
Ansem: I can buy a country!!!
Aku: I can buy the whole world!!!
Ansem: ehhh...i can buy the universe!!!!
Aku:....errr
Ansem: YES!!! I WON!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!

a man in a suit shows up.
man: hello my is Ted
Ansem:what do u want?
Ted: are u Ansem,the one who said that hes buying the universe
Ansem: errrr.yes
Ted well,that will be $ 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000....*one year later*...00000000.

Ansem: I can't pay that
Ted: o well

Ansem is thrown in Twilight Town's prisson:

Ansem: Let me out of here!!!!! i am ALONE!!!
Police guy: Don't be an idiot!!! u have a cell mate..hes on the bed.

Ansem looks at the bed..AND THAT ROCK (from A.J's fanfic) IS THERE!!!
Ansem faints anime style.rock uses a chalk to talk.

Rock: so.....How long u in for?

To be continued..

 

[Zero Sora]

Wow this is funny hope theres more

 

[Twilight Town]

Once again, it was very funny.

 

[Lord_Canti]

Very funny man my favorite 1 was the Jerry 1 lol hilarious.

 

[Playcell]

i was supposed to add Sephiroth in my last episode...but i errrrr forgot.
no really,i forgot.
i will write a new episode either today or tommorow.
it will feature: Sephiroth, Eminem and a very very special guest.

 

[Kairi_Kid4]

How wierd would it be to be your own Grandfather? I mean for your birthday you'd have to get yourself a present and...That's just so confusing. But it also means that your son would give you presents for fathers day and for every other holiday. Pretty cool.

 

[Playcell]

now kk4 don't go into such depths.
as for my fanfic..i will update it later (my files got lost)

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

SWEET! Rock will dominate all! I should get that rock avatar...

 

[FFX_Yunie_x_Tidus]

Hahahaha! That was so funny! Ansem's gonna get a huge beating from Mr. Rock!

 

[Playcell]

sorry bout the loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong absence but i wuz busy..i won't be continuing the evil sidekick show but i'll be starting new episodes...people this is Kingdom Farts.

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Episode 1 - I'm ok

Sephiroth and Auron are fighting on a mountain top (really high) and Sora is also there (don't ask why)

Sephiroth: U will pay!!!

Auron: No i won't!!!

Sora: Auron, u have to pay him

Auron: NEVER!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: U will have to!!!!

Sora: Yes....

Auron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ok Sephy, heres ur dollar.

Sephiroth: Thanks moron

Auron sticks out togue.

Sephiroth: U will pay for that moronic insult!!!!

Auron: Pay this pay that,,,

Sephiroth trys to slash Auron but Auron ducks and Sephiroth falls facefirst.

Sora: ouch thats gotta hurt.

Simon (from American Idol): that was a gruesome display of...

Auron: u invite him?

Sora: no

Sephiroth: im ok..no i did not invite him.

Simon: ...and futhermore it was also very lame and boring...

Auron: ok that does it

Auron throws a rock at Simon but the rock (somehow) bounces back and hits Sephiroth right between the eyes. Sephy falls of mountain *SPLATT*

Sephiroth: im ok..ouch

Simom:...that was very...

Sora: that does it THUNDER!!!

Thunder falls on Simon but by a miracle that happens once in 70000 million years it misses and falls on Sora.

Sora: Im o'k....*dies*

Sephiroth climbs back on the mountain top.

Sephiroth: ARG!!!

Simon: ...that way very inlegent and....

*SLASH* Sephy slashs his neck and his head falls in front of Auron.

Simon:...that was gruesome and lame and...

Auron kicks his head. it bounces of another mountain and slams Sephy in the chest. He falls of the mountain. *SPLAT*

Sephiroth: Im ok...ouch..ok,im not ok.

Auron: i'll kill you Simon!!!!

Auron tries to kick Simon's head but trips and falls of the mountain *SPLAT*

Auron: im ok..but i need i may need a new body,URG!!!

Simon:...and futher more...
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

THE END.....

 

[Playcell]

o yea people.
im starting KH: Awesome Quests. very funny quests of different characters from Kingdom Heart. The first one i'll do will be 'Riku Rumble'. It'll be a major parady of movies, games n stuff. Then after that i'll do 'Sora and the Cold Hot Ice'. This one will be a parady of Tekken and other fighting games. I hope u'll enjoy these...

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Yes! I will! Put them up soon!

 

[Playcell]

ok,thanks Tre
i'll put em' up ASAP. i already wrote some parts from Riku Rumble but they are on my laptop and my laptop is busy right. So i'll post the first part (which is called 'Deepest Dive') later today or tommorow.

 

[Playcell]

ok so here it is:

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2 = Riku Rumble
Part 1 = Deepest Dive

Riku is walking an empty street. It’s raining hard. It’s raining cats and dogs, frogs and toads, buckets and baskets, gallons and gallons, cows and……well u get the idea? Riku takes out his keyblades. Heartless appear all around him. He gets ready to fight but errrrr.. trips. “CUT”

Director: RIKU!!! U BLEW IT!!!
Riku: I’m sorry but I have a disease. Triprealhardtities. I trip once in a while.
Director: In that case go and stand on that building. BHK will take your role.
Riku: ok…do u think we need a change?...
Director: Wear a blindfold.Ok, now BHK will run up the wall (wO0t!!) and u two will have a conversation before he gives you the Oblivion.
Riku: Got it.
Director: OK!!! PLACES EVERYONE!!!

BHK slashes heartless. Then he runs up the building (WO0Ot!!!!). Riku trips and falls off the building. Confused, BHK throws the Oblivion and Riku catches the keyblade. While falling down Riku whispers to BHK: “ Where’s Sora? …Tell him to contact my insurance company” *SPLAT*. (so that’s how it happened)

Director: Wow!!!! We can use that. And because Riku fell headfirst from the top of the building I’ll call it Deep Dive. THAT’S A WRAP!!!

After Rehearsal:
BHK: Want to go a grab a bite?
Riku: You look just like him.
BHK: O……k im going now. Bye weirdo.

A man in a suit shows up.
Man: My name is Scar. U’ll have to come with me.
Riku: Where’s Ashton? Im being PUNK’D right?
Scar: No. Now come with me.
Riku: No, nada, nope.
Scar grabs Riku’s leg and drags him.
Riku: BUT I DON’T WANNA GO!!! I DON’T WANNA…I DON’T WANNA!!!

To be continued...
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What do u think?
Should I continue with the next chapter? (its called RRR...u can guess whos parady im doing there)

 

[Xiao]

One word....
-MMMMMMMMMMMMKAY

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

XD HOW FUNNY! Scar from FMA right? I like my version of deep dive more though
BHK runs up building
BHK-MAN! Why do we have to shoot this in the rain? It's so slippery. *Throws Oblivion to Riku* Oh, s***! I forgot he's blind. *Riku is hit in the groin by Oblivion*
Riku-DAMN! *Falls to the ground and is eaten my heartless* XD But that's just me.

 

[Playcell]

lol, nice one Tre.
btw: no Scar is my ow character. i just couldn't find a good name.

 

[Queen Kairi]

lol! that was funny!

 

[Playcell]

thanks, now heres the next part of Riku Rumble

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2 = Riku Rumble
Part 2 = RRR

Riku: ..I walk this empty street…
Scar: What did u do to him?
Scientist: I think he turned on MTV.
Scar: WE HAVE CABLE DOWN HERE!!!
Scientist: Of course. At least I do. I slipped it down on my vacation form.
Riku: ….. on the boulevard of broken dreams… ..
Scar: How do we snap him out of his Green Day trance?
Scientist: Turn off MTV *turns off MTV*
Riku: T.V go black.
Scar: Riku, do u know why you’re here?
Riku: cause I am a bad man.
Scar: goodness no!!! We hired you for a top secret mission.
Scientist: Mission: Fossil Aero Rocket Tool or F.A.R.T for short.
Riku: Mission F.A.R.T ???
Scar: You have a RrR initial on the back of your neck. Whys that?
Riku: RailRoad Riku
Scientist:…………..
Scar: Your codename is Triple R now.
Riku: He gets the cool name….
Scar: Now meet your partners

Door opens. Cloud, Leon and Auron walk in.

Scar: Their codenames are Cloud, Leon and Auron.
Auron: hhmmmm
Leon: But that’s our real names.
Scar: I ran out of ideas.
Cloud: What’s this mission F.A.R.T?
Auron: hhmmmm…
Scar: Auron stop that. Your mission is to go into hyper space and then destroy an Evil Spaceship from destroying the world. But first u’ll have to pass some tests.

Auron is killed in the tests when Riku tripped and dropped dynamite on him.

Scar: Ok, Auron died but we can’t let that stop us. Mission F.A.R.T is on!!!
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i kno it ain't all that funny but let the mission begin. Then it'll be fun.

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

XD!!! HOW FUNNY!!! Riku ROX! For liking Green Day. XD And he still has triprealhardtities! Cool. Ha. Tities...