Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts --my funny fanfic (funny funny)

[Monkey master]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo run Riku run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good chapter anyway.

 

[Genocide]

[Tries to hold back laughter]
Very good. Update more often

 

[Golden_Chocobo]

Lol!!!! Michael Jackson!!!!!!!! Keep Up The Good Work!!!! Update Please!!!!

 

[Playcell]

thanks guys. i'll gonna update later-ish.

...and o yea, thanks for reading. Hey GC, im gonna mention u or ur fanfic in one of my future episodes

 

[Playcell]

Heres the next chappy

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2: Riku Rumble
Part/Chapter 10: Boy World


Riku: What do u want?

M.J: I’m the main villain…

Cloud: What about Doctor Doc?

M.J: They got the name wrong? Its Dourk!

Cloud: Dork?

M.J: Dourk!!!!

Leon: I thought your name was Michael Jack-

M.J: That’s my fake name.

Riku: What do u want?

M.J: I’ll use the BBG to turn the whole population of Earth into little boys!!

Leon: What about the little boys?

M.J: They’ll become chubby!

Cloud: ….

Riku: You’ll never get away with this!

M.J: O yes I will. EEHEEE!!

Leon: Stop that!

M.J: *Pulls Lever and a cage falls on Leon and Cloud*

M.J: You’re the only one left!

Riku: O yea *picks up a rock (don’t ask where from..) but trips*

Cloud: We’re dead.

To be continued
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Wrote it in 10 minutes..

 

[grindergirl101]

lmao good job its really stupid but im laughing my ass off! IF U KILL RIKU UR DEAD! heh heh...

 

[Playcell]

i know its stupid, its supposed to be stupid. Stupid=Funny. Am i right or am i right?

btw: I'll post the next chapter later today!

 

[Monkey master]

Thanks for writing the chapters!
Please update soon!

 

[Genocide]

MJ!!! RUNNN [Clenches cheeks]
Wanda: I hope it was his face
Cosmo: Tell me about it
MJ: You! green person, you look like a little boy. Come here
Cosmo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Monkey master]

I want to read more!!!!!
Sorry for being rude but I'me getting impatiant.

 

[Genocide]

Seriously. Were not letting you die Playcell. I have time to read other fics, AND update mine. You're posting theories, get with the times.
Me: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN MJJJJJJJJJ
KH1 Tidus runs in a circle: I don't wanna drink my Jesus juice [runs into tree]

 

[grindergirl101]

dude update or ill bean u....

 

[Endgame]

er...the BHK thing in the first post is what Stanley Stupid says on the talk show in 'The Stupids'. Love that movie. Especially the part where he is looking for a way to chase the 'garbage theives'.
*Looks at bike*
"Two wheels..."
*looks at car*
"Four wheels...
*looks at roller blades and smiles*
"Eight wheels!"


SO, yeah, quit passing that off as your own work. You almost got away with it too.

 

[Genocide]

I know where it came from. I don't care. Especially when Tom Arnold Sang "I'm my own granpa" Where do you think Futurama got the idea?

 

[Genocide]

Gosh, do I need to triple-post before people realize that we need to keep this on the first page?

 

[Monkey master]

Bump!!!
Live Please Live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Playcell]

o guys im really sorry, i wuz busy and well taking care of life. thanks for trying to keep this thread alive. heres a new part (btw, i've never even heard of 'the stupids')

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2: Riku Rumble
Part/Chapter 11: Showdown


Michael Jackson: Prepare to defend yourself darling

Riku: Watch out!

Riku tries to throw the rock but Riku trips and lands on the rock.

Riku: Ouch. That hurt

MJ: Defend yourself *takes out red light saber*

Leon: Hey Riku! Take this light saber *throws Riku light saber*

Riku: Where did you get this!?

Leon: Wal-Mart

Riku: ……..

Cloud: Just use it!

MJ and Riku fight each other brutally. I cannot describe the whole fight because a fanfic like this can’t afford it.

MJ: I knew you were good, but never this good. Lets hope you are good at other things too *winks*

Riku: GASP

Cloud: Hey look you dork, I’m taking off my pants

MJ: I got to see this

Thanks to the distraction by Cloud Riku got a good aim and kicked MJ right in the balls..or did he?

MJ: Silly. I don’t have any balls!

Leon: Coooool!

MJ: And now Riku, take this!

Takes out an mp3 player and plays Invincible by MJ

Riku: Oh, no! my.. greatest.. weakness, crappy music!!!!

MJ: EEEHEEEE!
Cuts off Riku’s hand and pushes him near a big hole

Riku: URG MY HAND! ..good thing I have one in spare *puts on spare*. Ah yes, Spare Hands by ACME. The hand which comes in hand., if its not handy then you get your money back (available in wal-mart)

MJ: Riku! Join the freak side! Together we will rule little children!

Riku: No never! I am not like you!

MJ: RIKU! I AM YOUR MOTHER!

Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Silence-

Cloud:. did he just say mother

Riku: No it cannot be!

MJ: Yes it is! Im your-- *trips*

Leon: Yep, he ain’t lying

Riku: Im gonna kill you!

Riku trips and accidently cuts open the cage

Cloud: Thanks man

Riku: It was an accident..

Leon: …

MJ: You dare defy your mother

MJ comes running towards Riku but trips

Cloud: Ok the trip thing is getting really old really fast.

Riku: I ‘m not complaining.

Leon pushes the self destruct button

Riku: Fake button my ass

Leon: Lets get out of here!

They jump down the hole. MJ gets up.

MJ: The tripness is strong in that one…

To be continued.
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please post your comments!

 

[SoRaBhK_dUdE]

Hmmm... ridiculously funny *gives thumbs up*. Please update with a chapter. lol Iam your mother.

 

[Playcell]

thanks SB Dude. yea, im working on the next chapter