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Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts --my funny fanfic (funny funny)



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thanks guys.
Tre, his triprealhardtitis will play a very important role in the future chapters.
i'll post the third chapter later today or tommorow. Its called 'Slow Motion'
 
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so heres the next chapter.

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2 = Riku Rumble
Part 3 = Slow Motion


Riku, Cloud and Leon are walking to their spaceship ‘The Hope’ in slow motion. Scar is talking to them via radio.

Scar: Your mission is to go to the huge evil spaceship ‘Veryevil’
Leon: How will we get there?
Riku: This ain’t no space flick. We don’t need no coordinates.
Scar: Too right you are Riku.
Cloud: Hmmmmmm….
Riku: What’s up Cloud?
Cloud: For how long have we been walking?
Leon: About 15 minutes.
Riku: You think we should walk in normal motion?
Cloud: Well duh.
Leon: I don’t know about that.
Riku: Well, we have to get there sooner or later.
Cloud: But I need to use the bathroom.
Leon: Well now that’s your problem.
Riku: And my feet are killing me.
Leon: Well, that’s your problem.
Riku: Stop that Leon!!!
Leon: Stop what?
Cloud: That.
Leon: What’s that?
Cloud: Where?
Leon: Where what?
Riku: Here.
Leon: Here what?
Cloud: No, I didn’t hear anything.
Leon: Where?
Riku: What?
Cloud: Why?
Riku: What?
Leon: Who?
Riku: Who what?
Cloud: Where?
Riku: Where where?
Scar: STOP IT!!!!
Leon: Why?
Cloud: When?
Scar: You’ve been walking for 35 minutes, when will u reach The Hope?
Riku: Yeah when?
Scar: …………………

After reaching The Hope in 5 hours and 45 minutes our heroes are ready to blast off.

To be continued...
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wait till u guys read the next chapter..thats when the real fun begins. Its called 'Big Mutant Meteor'
 
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IM BACK!!!!

i wuz busy and all but now i'll continue Riku Rumble....

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2 = Riku Rumble
Part 4 = Big Mutant Meteor


Riku, Cloud and Leon are onboard the Hope. Scar is talking with them via radio.

Scar: Your mission is to destroy the spaceship ‘Veryevil’ and destroy the big bad gun. The Big Bad Gun or BBG is a big gun that can target anyplace on Earth. It fires Fossil Aero Rockets. The rockets are made from Fossils and stupidity. You also have to destroy Doctor Doc, he’s the final boss.
Riku: Sure thing, just tell us how to start this thing!!
Scar: Its easy. Press the triangle button. You can change the ships performance from the pause menu.
Riku: ………
Cloud: What about the launch button?
Scar: That works too.
Riku: -.-
Scar: Due to budget cuts I won’t be able to talk to you guys. So, good luck.
Cloud: We’re gonna need it…
Leon: So start already!!
Riku: Ok.

Riku pushes the launch button and you know what happens after that. After 7 hours (earth time) in space, our heroes are very bored.

Leon: I’ll trade a Darkside card for the Stealth Sneak and Heartless card.
Riku: I don’t know, its in mint condition.
Cloud: Anybody here has a Friend of the King card?
Riku: Yeah, I do. You have something to trade?
Cloud: How about two Opposite Armor cards?
Riku: I have 4 of those.
Leon: Me too.

Suddenly, the ship starts to shake.

Leon: What was that?
Cloud: Some small rock or something.
Riku: Where did the rock come from then?
Cloud: From that big mutant meteor dead ahead.
Riku: Oh, ok.
Leon: That explains it.

Silence

They all look at each other: BUG MUTANT METEOR!!

To be continued!
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The next chapter will be called 'In space, no one can hear u giggle'
 
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heres the next chapter

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2 = Riku Rumble
Part 5 = In space, no one can hear you giggle.

Cloud: Riku!! Move the ship!!
Riku: Can’t!! The controls are jammed and the ship is going faster and faster….
Leon: Maybe this manual will help.

Leon takes out a spaceship manual out of his pocket. Don’t ask.

Riku: You never told us that u had that.
Leon: U never asked.
Riku: -.-
Cloud: What does it say?
Leon: Lets see..
Riku: well
Leon: it says: if ur controls are jammed and ur going to crash into a big mutant meteor, u should open ur mouth and SCREAM!!!
Riku and Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Leon: Or u shouldn’t bother ‘cause in space *voice echoes* no one can hear u scream.
Riku: How did you do that?
Leon: Do what?
Riku: Never mind. Does it say anything else?
Leon: Yup, its says that we should try calling the “Fanfic in Space” hotline.
Cloud: How?
Riku: With my cell phone of course.

…………

Leon: Why didn’t we think of that?
Cloud: I don’t know…I just don’t know

To be continued!

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Not my best work but i was feeling really sleepy when i wrote it. So, tell me what you think.

the next part is called 'The Fanfic in Space Hotline'
 
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its not my fault that ur brain can't understand my fanfic. and as for my regular readers who do understand funny: i'll post my next chapter tommorow or day after tommorow or the day after the day ater tommorow...

and AuronFanatic, u try making a funny fanfic if ur such an expert at this stuff.
 
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Well hon, my fanfic is based on the stupidity of things. Now if u can't get that than u better get it. Weird NoOb.
 
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If it's based on the stupidity of things, than it's still really bad. And I am not a n00b, believe it or not. I was around here before you were, I can assure you that. My post count may be lower than yours, but it doesn't mean I haven't been lurking around before I registered (one month after you) or after I stopped posting for about six months.
 
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aloha people, heres more

Kingdom Farts
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Episode 2 = Riku Rumble
Part 6 = The Fanfic in Space Hotline


Riku: What’s the number of that Hotline?
Leon: 111-222-SPACE-MADNESS
Riku: …alright

The phone is picked from the other side

Voice: Hello. Welcome to the Fanfic in Spa--
Riku: Yeah, yeah. We know that
Voice: If you are calling about a crash crisis press 1
Riku: Ok, *presses1 *
Voice: If that crisis includes a control failure press 2
Riku: Alright, *presses 2*
Voice: If your control failure is major press 3
Cloud: …..
Riku: Ok, *presses 3*
Voice: If that majo---

20 hours later...

Voice: If you’re wearing a necklace press 5007631
Riku: AAAAAA!! *throws phone* sheesh!
Cloud: You know, Its been a long time. Don’t u think that meteor is weird
Leon: Maybe it wants us to think that. Meteors are clever like that.
Cloud: You sure you ain’t an American?

To be continued!
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My shortest one yet. Tell me what ya think!
 
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