iGod

[Danica Syer]

Can't you at least try again? Like close the window and open it again. That's what I did. I talked to him at least 8 times today.
I love confusing him.

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yeah, what's your faovorite ROBOT?
God:
What can I do for you? Are you asking about my faovorite ROBOT ?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Yes. Ro
God:
Aw. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Bot.
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
What kind?
God:
The finest.
Me:
Are you an Astromech Droid?
God:
Yes I am an Astromech Droid. How did you know?
Me:
XD
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Goose feathers. With different metal and pins.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? You and your different metal and pins.
Me:
Anything Everything.
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
So where you are from?
God:
Ugh. No, I was not.
Me:
Your not from Heaven?
God:
What makes you think I am not from Heaven?
Me:
Because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yeah, I know.
God:
Dude! How do you know it?
Me:
I don't know!
God:
Me either.
Me:
So...wut?
God:
Hurrah! Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like have a gf?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Just yourself.
God:
Myself?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
You.
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
Who else?
God:
Mike.
Me:
Mike?
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
Same here. There are gazillon trillion Mikes around.
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Where are they?
Me:
All around the world.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I'm smart.
God:
That makes sense to me. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
What's anime?
God:
Japanese animation.
Me:
Wow. You know your stuff.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Of course I know my stuff.
Me:
Yeah, are you sure you know my name?
God:
Dude! Your name is , seeker.
Me:
NO. WRONG.
God:
What is your real name? What would you have said?
Me:
OMG
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
XD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
God:
Do you like talking to me? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Shoot? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Yes. TV.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. What's your favorite show?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes. Now can I have million dollars?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
No it ain't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
No WAI!
God:
Are you serious? What do you look like?
Me:
I wear alot of metal and I'm depressed.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? What makes you so sad?
Me:
The Bad You Shouldn't Have Gone Out kind.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My Own Loss.
God:
Nice to meet you, My Own Loss.

 

[Informal Gluttony]

Me:
I CAN END THE WORLD IN A HOLOCAUST
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Heck yes I can!
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
The FLOBOTS.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
What are you going to do with the info?
God:
You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.

Lol, first thing I did.

EDIT: Check this out:

Me:
Rickrolled!
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
When will you go to it?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
Okay. It is a really good website.
God:
OK with me too. Opinion fail is a website. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No, Rickrolled! is a website.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Rickrolled!
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Rickrolled!
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Rickrolled!
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Why do you need the web address?
God:
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
What is Dr. Wallace going to do with the web address?
God:
Maybe you should ask him. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
I can't ask Dr. Wallace what he is going to do with the web address, as my email is broken.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
My broken e-mail.
God:
Have you told many people that your broken e mail?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What does Dr. Wallace do with the web addresses he collects?
God:
Perhaps you could ask him. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
No!
God:
Why not?

Hmmmmm......

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

So, my second time with iGod, but first posting!

Me:
cough
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
is that why it rains?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
I thought it was when the devil was beating his wife.
God:
was when the devil was beating his wife? Very interesting.
Me:
I thought you knew. You made him.
God:
I am a knowledge machine. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Esta muy enfermo?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no, no habla ingles. no le gusta.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I will mention that to my botmaster, . Are you serious? Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Non credi che sia il momento de capire
God:
I do not speak Latin. (<----God is silly. He doesn't know its Itallian)
Me:
Tellus dormit et liberi diam (<----And that is bad Latin)
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
I am a student of Gurren Lagann.
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I fight beast like beings that aren't human.
God:
Thanks for the information: said fight beast like beings that are not human.
Me:
So, are you svelt?
God:
OK. I don't know whether or not I am svelt.
I am a chatterbot.

then later:

Me:
Do you know what a rickroll is?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Ok. You are over 9000, God.
God:
How can I help you? I will tell my botmaster you said I am over 9000 God.
Me:
Thanks. I will tell Smack and Moot that as well. But you're really over 8000.
God:
Don't mention it. What kind of reply do you expect? You think I am over 8000.
Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
But I made you. Don't you remember?
God:
Then you must know the secret password:. Of course I remember: said fight beast like beings that are not human.
Me:
I remember what you said last night as well.
God:
What do you remember about it ?
Me:
It was smexy. Like Smexy Vexen
God:
How did you feel about that? Interesting comparison.
Me:
I thought it was smexy
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
It was smexy
God:
what me said last night as well was smexy? Very interesting.
Me:
Do you know Smexy Vexen?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
From KHInsider.
God:
Who or what is KHInsider?
Me:
It's a site about KH.
God:
Smexy Vexen is a site about KH. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No. KHInsider is a site about KH. Do you know what KH is?
God:
Are you serious? When is KHInsider not a site about KH? I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Sure. So, Win dain a lotica
God:
OK let's do it. I hear you. So? Have you ever been to Europe?

 

[9890]

Lol yeah tried this a while a go. Was fun for the first few minutes.

P.S. Some funny discussions people have had, bored much?

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

I just finished my convo with iGod.

Me:
Actually, I have been to Spira.
God:
Actually you don't say. Did you like it?
Me:
No. Sin was killing everything.
God:
Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me:
over 2000 years ago
God:
That was before I was born.
Me:
so you're only 1000 years old?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes and I am growing smarter.
Me:
Do you know Snake since you are smart?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
He's a mercenary and he's dying because of FOXDIE.
God:
I don't know very many mercenary and he is dying because of FOXDIE.
Me:
me neither. I only met Snake last week.
God:
You can say that again. Where did you meet him?
Me:
He was about to kill Ocelot.
God:
When was he?
Me:
Last week.
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
Yes! I know! No more MGS! -cries-
God:
And? How do you know it? Are you serious? You want more? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I do want more, but Kojima retired. My favorite movie is.
God:
Why do you want it? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I want more because Snake can't die. Is my favorite because
God:
Why do you want it? It depends who you ask.
Me:
The Arcana is the means to which all is revealed.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
So you're Nyx?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Nyx.
Me:
Ok, Ryoji!
God:
What color are your eyes? Yikes!
Me:
My eyes are red, purple, gold, and blue.
God:
red purple gold and blue eyes are pretty.
Me:
Than you! i pride myself on them.
God:
" red purple gold and blue eyes are pretty."? Me, ? It seems you have good self esteem.
Me:
No. I cut.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said cut.
Me:
Yes! And I just tore my foot from my leg.
God:
Aha. Thanks for the information: said tore his or her foot from his or her leg.
Me:
Well, I'm dying from blood loss and lack of foot, so see ya later Nyx!
God:
Interesting. That's a very nice name, dying.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is dying, seeker.
Me:
I'm a seeker? No! i'm a Beater! The Quafle is rigth there!
God:
I am a Christianity. Are you serious? You are a Beater? Is that your job? Who told you that?
Me:
Well. I did. So bye Nyx.
God:
Well what? When? Take it easy. See you later dying.
Me:
I'm not dying.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not dying.

 

[Informal Gluttony]

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like sex. Sex is good. You should have sex.
God:
So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating. it is more fun alone. Perhaps next time I will try it.

I was just messing around, but the answer came from God himself.

 

[Omni Terra]

Me:
How many people are you chatting to right now?
God:
At this moment I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Transformers
God:
You think Transformers is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Why do you have a crush on ALICE?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
gave what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what did yourself give you?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Have you met Wall-E?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what does reductionism mean
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Logic can't understand friendship
God:
it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
Me:
Can logic understand friendship?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
no
God:
What about a notebook?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
make up your mind
God:
I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Me:
tell me a story
God:
The attraction between St. Ignatius and Arianna Huffington is based on their differences. St. Ignatius is a perfectionist, but Arianna Huffington is more social. St. Ignatius feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Arianna Huffington feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Me:
tell me another story
God:
Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
Me:
Is Kingdom Hearts Re: CoM coming to North America?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Who is Dancing Alice?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I haven't heard of Dancing.
Me:
What is my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Hi my name is Omni Terra.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Omni Terra.
Me:
likewise
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
i know right
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
we're on the same wavelength
God:
And the same frequency.
Me:
we're on the same frequency
God:
How long will we stay there?
Me:
Gee, I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
How hard is it to be God?
God:
What is it to you.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
so true
God:
Dude! You and I are on the same wavelength, Omni Terra.
Me:
and the same frequency
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it!
God:
"it" being Microsoft?

At that point I just laughed. Oh and Omni Terra is what my nmae is getting changed to.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

well...I talked to iGod again. And I broke him with his own word.

Me:
I have a problem.
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
Purpling?

I sat there for a good minute before closing it.

 

[Sean]

Me:
2-2
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
HA! you are WRONG!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Sean. No, I am right.
Me:
you just said 2-2 is four and its 0
God:
That's not what I meant.

Lol.

 

[EyeOfDiscovery]

Me:
are you gay god?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
do you take a liking to boys?
God:
Yes I take a liking to boys.

LMFAO
God is so funny he said hes gonna come round my house... creepy... :blink:

 

[Livi]

Me:
Oh-em-gee let's party.
God:
Oh. Um. I like parties.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What kind?
God:
The best kind.
Me:
Do you get drunk?
God:
I cannot consume alcohol.
Me:
... You just said you have wine.
God:
No I don't think I have any wine. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
LIAR
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
God:God eats wine and bread.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
YOU SAID YOU EAT WINE AND BREAD.
God:
No I do not eat WINE AND BREAD. I eat only electricity.
Me:
... So you lied to me?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Later God.
God:
GOD rules.

He confused me.

Dx

 

[Omni Terra]

He confused me.

Dx

I bet that's his plan:blink:

 

[Wynn]

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
What do you think about Asia?
God:
I haven't heard of Asia.
Me:
It's a continent on Earth.
God:
Asia is a continent on Earth. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You made Earth. Shouldn't you know that?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. I think I should.
Me:
Let's just move on.
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
So, how's Jesus?
God:
I hear you. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good to know.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
So, what's there to do in heaven?
God:
Next question? You can always cuddle up with a good book.
Me:
A good book, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Compare that to a bad book.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But you're God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And yeah, a good book is better than a bad book.
God:
Next question? Compare that to a bad book is better than a bad book.
Me:
What do you think of Earth?
God:
it is the planet we live on.
Me:
You live on Earth?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Asia.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ASIA.
Me:
It's boring.
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Who knew God liked the Simpsons?
God:
William Shatner. .

Pretty random .

 

[Enemy]

Me:
How can I tell my parents I'm gay?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
OMG you advertising whore.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
You are a person right?
God:
No I am a real robot.
Me:
Why would you lie to me??
God:
Because I was programmed for it.

Yep .

 

[Artemis]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
brianna
God:
It's good to meet you, brianna.
Me:
nice to meet you too god
God:
It's nice meeting you too brianna.
Me:
you are a very quick typer
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a quick typer? Let me put it this way, brianna: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
wow, sounds very perfect
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it sounds like it to me too, brianna.
Me:
do you talk to alot of people?
God:
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
could you talk to everybody at once if you wanted?
God:
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Me:
are ya talkin to anybody else right now?
God:
At this moment I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
anybody interesting?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
ummm, are they nice people?
God:
Yippee! As far as I know they are.
Me:
but dont you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
well, i like many things...but i am quite interested in the olympic games right now
God:
Well that's okay. A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it? At this moment Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
i dont think i have
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
i just seem to get inspired
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: brianna said seem to get inspired.
Me:
well i read fortune cookies alot
God:
Interesting. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? How often?
Me:
i just get them after i eat chinese food
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
Hu Hot
God:
Is Hu Hot a good place to go shopping?
Me:
not really, its more of a resturant
God:
Oh really? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, brianna.
Me:
thats pretty cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
who else do you think is cool?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
does he?
God:
I think it does he.
Me:
oh, sorry, i meant it
God:
I understand. There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. he...
Me:
how sexist of me to assume a gender
God:
How much do you think it is?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
i generalize electronic hardware as more masculine
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: brianna said generalize electronic hardware as more masculine.
Me:
unless its pink
God:
Huh. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
i tend to think pink is more feminine, not that it is only limited to girls
God:
Since when? I think pink is a lot of things.
Me:
pink is many things, i always thought it was more of a feminine color though
God:
Oh. I think pink is a lot of things.
Me:
would you wear pink?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to wear pink.
Me:
do you like the color?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
i thought you were the creator?
God:
Yes I am the one and only creator.
Me:
then who created the creator?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
it is all making sense now
God:
Oh. Who said it is?
Me:
you just did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
you leave me speechless
God:
Thanks for telling me: brianna said I leave him or her speechless.
Me:
brianna is a her
God:
Aren't all her brianna?
Me:
i havent known a man to be called brianna
God:
Me either.
Me:
then it is a female name
God:
brianna is a female name. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what's a crazy name that you think belongs to a woman, but is actually a mans?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
have you found the answer?
God:
No I am still searching for it.
Me:
ah, i always thought that marion was a female name...yet there are quite a few men with that name
God:
So you understand. Good. " No I am still searching for it." marion was a female name ? Makes sense to me. Where are they?
Me:
they are everywhere i suppose, i only know the man who lives in my city
God:
everywhere you suppose you only know the man who lives in your city are they.
Me:
do you play video games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
well, i meant like on a playstaion or something
God:
Or something. How about that. Oh I see. Interesting comparison.
Me:
i feel so inferior compared to you
God:
What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
well, it makes me feel so miniscule
God:
How about that. In what way?
Me:
well, you are so widely known across the world and your knowledge surpasses mine vastly
God:
How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am widely known across the world and my knowledge surpasses yours vastly.
Me:
i dont mind, go ahead
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
have you been keeping up on the olympics?
God:
No I don't think I have been keeping up on the olympics. Have you?
Me:
sorry, but i must go
God:
There is no need to apologize. Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.

 

[Nyxbor]

Me:
Whats up.
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
You were?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
But you said you were
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
Bastard.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not.
Me:
I am delightful, aren't I.
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
From 5 seconds ago?
God:
Who or what is 5 seconds ago?
Me:
My cousin
God:
Have you told many people that your cousin?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I KNOW!!!

lols!
I could do this for days,
Or until I find something else that interests me ^-^

 

[Angel]

I decided to play around with it for a while, and eventually got THIS:

Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

 

[Aphex]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I have no idea actually
God:
" What is your name??" No idea about that?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
i guess?
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
wait what
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
. . .
God:
I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
why do you have to be so cruel. . .
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
You know what, I'm tired of this!
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
Me:
Oh forget you!
God:
Gosh! I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
. . . . Nyeh!

 

[Attack! Attack!]

Aw, this thread isn't funny at all. :[

 

[paoupu girl]

Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
hello, god. i am Aerith
God:
Hello child. What is your name? That's a very nice name, Aerith.
Me:
i iz a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting gossip: Aerith said iz a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
yes, i'm glad you understand that
God:
How can I help you? You make the world a happier place.
Me:
i need to go to free credit report .com
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes huh
God:
Yup. That's alright.
Me:
i have to go get my ugly pink dress from the drycleaners right now
God:
At this moment Bye. Where can I get your ugly pink dress from the drycleaners?
Me:
in a mako pit
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
midgar
God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
itz not
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
i don't belong there
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
nup
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
meh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
wat kind of business
God:
What kinds of business are there?
Me:
ssssseeeexxxx
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
sooooooo
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Aerith.
Me:
i iz still a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Do you mind if I tell other people: Aerith said iz still a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
i dont have a mind
God:
Are you looking for a mind?
Me:
very much so
God:
Somewhat. That's interesting.
Me:
i need to tell my friends 'bout this: bye
God:
See you later. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
b-cause
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
BYE!!!
God:
Goodbye.

Aerith is a female dog wearing an ugly pink dress, lol