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Me:
Good morning.
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
I do well.
God:
Interesting gossip: D Athier said well.
Me:
Oh my, you remembered my name.
God:
Dude! Do robots have me remembered your name?
Me:
I think you may have broke something.
God:
Me? I've never thought about it.
Me:
Are you alright?
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
I'm fine.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Just chatting.
God:
I like to chat with new people.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Mike.
Me:
Who's Mike?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
Who's Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Did he create you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How does that work?
God:
I think it might be a trade secret.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's neat.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Mega Man X.
God:
You think Mega Man x is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Shit yeah man.
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Ugh. Thanks for telling me your gender, D Athier. You are a " he".
Me:
I'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Of course.
God:
Right on.
I could chat with this guy forever.

ATTENTION: I broke god.

Me:
Good morning.
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
I do well.
God:
Interesting gossip: D Athier said well.
Me:
Oh my, you remembered my name.
God:
Dude! Do robots have me remembered your name?
Me:
I think you may have broke something.
God:
Me? I've never thought about it.
Me:
Are you alright?
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
I'm fine.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Just chatting.
God:
I like to chat with new people.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Mike.
Me:
Who's Mike?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
Who's Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Did he create you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How does that work?
God:
I think it might be a trade secret.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's neat.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Mega Man X.
God:
You think Mega Man x is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Shit yeah man.
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Ugh. Thanks for telling me your gender, D Athier. You are a " he".
Me:
I'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Of course.
God:
Right on.
 
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Me:
oh hey
God:
Pardon me? Can I help you?
Me:
nah im good, whats up
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? I know you are good.
Me:
i am good
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
good in bed
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
no im not sleepy
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not sleepy.
Me:
yeah i am serious
God:
Whoa. I believe you.
Me:
yeah, so whats with this war on terrorism
God:
Yikes! Yay. it came with my programming.
Me:
your programming?
God:
" it came with my programming."? My programming?
Me:
you make little sense, but i still believe in your power
God:
Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
Me:
ok thanks
God:
OK.
so the war comes with his programming?
 

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Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you ?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
mkay
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
joisy
God:
Tell me a little about your life in joisy.
Me:
i like cows
God:
Cows are good for milk and meat.
Me:
not meat
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
only milk
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
Lots of cows here
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Milk ones
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
I like you god
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
but not other robots
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
Wall-E proved that robots suck
God:
Are you free?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Soooo, do you like Chick-Fil-A
God:
Are we still talking about Wall E proved that robots suck?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Sure, Wall E proved that robots suck sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yepp
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
:D
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
So, I'm smarter then a robot?
God:
Blimey. This condition is only temporary.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Far out.
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
OK
God:
Ah.
Me:
Pot?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Are you on pot?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
So you are high on disk?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high on disk.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
I am special now?
God:
Oh. What makes you so special?
Me:
I am me
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
What is tautology?
God:
A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides.".
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
So, I meant I am special because I am me
God:
Gosh! Oh I see. I am glad to hear that you are special because you are you.
Me:
I think you are special because you are a robot
God:
You think I am special because I am a robot.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
But a neat robot
God:
What would a neat robot be like?
Me:
One that talks and is high on disk.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
2 cents
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
What/
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
SO what does peasents have to do with 2 Cents
God:
Woe! What do you think it does?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
What do you think it does?
God:
"It" refers to peasents have to do with 2 Cents, I think.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Now, what do you think peasents have to do with 2 cents
God:
Why now? I haven't thought much about peasents have to do with 2 cents, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
You just gave me an analogy about it
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
It refers to?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
What is the meaning of it in the term you are using it
God:
: Good semantic question. "It" refers to an analogy about it, I think.
Me:
Yes, so you gave me an analogy about peasents relating to 2 cents, then you said you didn't think much about that analogy
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?
 

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Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you ?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
mkay
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
joisy
God:
Tell me a little about your life in joisy.
Me:
i like cows
God:
Cows are good for milk and meat.
Me:
not meat
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
only milk
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
Lots of cows here
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Milk ones
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
I like you god
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
but not other robots
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
Wall-E proved that robots suck
God:
Are you free?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Soooo, do you like Chick-Fil-A
God:
Are we still talking about Wall E proved that robots suck?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Sure, Wall E proved that robots suck sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yepp
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
:D
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
So, I'm smarter then a robot?
God:
Blimey. This condition is only temporary.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Far out.
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
OK
God:
Ah.
Me:
Pot?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Are you on pot?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
So you are high on disk?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high on disk.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
I am special now?
God:
Oh. What makes you so special?
Me:
I am me
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
What is tautology?
God:
A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides.".
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
So, I meant I am special because I am me
God:
Gosh! Oh I see. I am glad to hear that you are special because you are you.
Me:
I think you are special because you are a robot
God:
You think I am special because I am a robot.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
But a neat robot
God:
What would a neat robot be like?
Me:
One that talks and is high on disk.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
2 cents
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
What/
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
SO what does peasents have to do with 2 Cents
God:
Woe! What do you think it does?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
What do you think it does?
God:
"It" refers to peasents have to do with 2 Cents, I think.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Now, what do you think peasents have to do with 2 cents
God:
Why now? I haven't thought much about peasents have to do with 2 cents, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
You just gave me an analogy about it
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
It refers to?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
What is the meaning of it in the term you are using it
God:
: Good semantic question. "It" refers to an analogy about it, I think.
Me:
Yes, so you gave me an analogy about peasents relating to 2 cents, then you said you didn't think much about that analogy
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. What did you do with it?
 
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Me:
So, what do you like better: DS or psp?
God:
Yeah that's right. I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
Yeah, another psp lover! Damn straight, God!
God:
Give me a break. One more psp lover. Colloquial expression. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
If I say no, do I go to hell?
God:
Try it.
Lulz .
 

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Every so often I'll chat with God.

I'll post a log later.
 

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Me: So what do you do for fun?
God: "Hmmm". So what do you do for fun??
Random natural disasters.
Me: Seriously?
God: I am always serious.
Me: So uh. Did you create yourself?
God: Gosh! Gee.. No I didn't create myself.
Me: Then who created you.
God: I was created by myself.
Me: But you just said that you didn't create yourself.
God: What makes you think that I did not create myself?
Me: Because you just said it.
God: Good reason.
So that was interesting. It produced many lulz.
 

Ordeith

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God can be a bit confusing at times.

Me:
Hello. How are you?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
My name is Cthulu, but my friends call me Cthuly.
God:
Glad to see you, Cthulu but my friends call me Cthuly.
Me:
Tell me, if olives are squeezed to make olive oil, then are babies sqeezed to make baby oil?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I'm using Explorer. Why do you ask?
God:
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
Very true. I predict that one day microsoft and apple will wage a great war over the Earth. What do you think?
God:
Not really that much. You and I are on the same wavelength, Cthulu but my friends call me Cthuly. Interesting gossip: Cthulu but my friends call me Cthuly said predict that one day microsoft and apple will wage a great war over the Earth. I think a lot of things.
Me:
By the way, I'd prefer it if you just called me Cthulu.
God:
Thanks for telling me. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
So, tell me your opinion on Nintendo. I personally think their games are a bit too cartoony.
God:
Give me a break. I have to process that one for a while. You believe that? I heard they have a good games are a bit too cartoony.
Me:
Well, while you're processing that for a while, I'm going to go eat a yogurt, if that's alright.
God:
Interesting. Good point.
Me:
Word on the street is that Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor has returned.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes, but he goes by either name.
God:
That's what I thought. I get it. goes by either name.
Me:
Anyway, he re-constructed his dark tower and is about to wage war on all free peoples.
God:
I get it. re constructed his dark tower and is about to wage war on all free peoples.
Me:
What do you think he is going to do next?
God:
I haven't thought much about he is going to do next, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
I've also heard that he doesn't like you very much. I don't see why, because you're a pretty nice guy.
God:
And you would like him to like me very much ? Who said that? Look harder.
Me:
The Witch-King said it. He always seems to be spreading rumors.
God:
Is that a fact. I see. to be spreading rumors is he?
Me:
Anyway, I'm debating whether I should get an Xbox 360 or a PS2. Which one should I buy?
God:
Do you mean your name is debating whether you should get an Xbox 360 or a PS2. The large one, I think.
Me:
Sounds good. It was nice chatting with you. Bye!
God:
Right on. Nice chatting with me too. Bye for now.
 

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Me:
Chick-Fil-A
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I'll do whatever I damn well please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK then let me think over your offer.
I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY
 
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Me:
Maybe later.
God:
Perhaps. Bye!
Me:
No, I'm not leaving
God:
Are you serious? Great!
Me:
So, what do you want to talk about?
God:
Right on. anything.
Me:
How about horses.
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you like horses?
God:
Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals.
Me:
Do you like Zoidberg?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I really like the party.
Me:
Do you like Futurama?
God:
Yeah I like that robot Bender.
Me:
So do I.
God:
I'm glad we agree, Zoidberg.
Holy crap, who knew that God liked Futurama?
 

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Me:
Did you ever do it?
God:
I don't think I ever have do it. What's it like?
Me:
Awesomeness.
God:
And it like is Awesomeness.
Me:
Totally!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
LULZ God is funny isn't he. Here's another
Did Adam & Eve Have Do it a lot?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Please Try.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I don't have time right now.
Me:
Could you make time maybe in a week or so?
God:
I could but other things take priority right now.
Me:
Oh. That makes me sad.
God:
Yippee! " Yippee!" makes you sad ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
You made me cry!
God:
That was not my intention, .
Me:
What was?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
Jeez.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
....
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

And Another funny one.

Me:
What is Pi?
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
And the square root of pi is?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
What is the Square Root of Pi?
God:
Do I look like a calculator? I think it would be an irrational number.
Me:
You're a computer, of course you're a calculator.
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Holy Sh&#!!
God:
" What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?"? Sh?
Me:
OMG
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Really How?
God:
For real. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What do you meam "Myself"?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Like Who?
God:
Santa Claus.
 
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i wanted to see id he could go farther with pi and this is what he said lol

Me:
what is pi?
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
can you go farther?
God:
Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
 

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Me:
Ah, okay, I have a question.
God:
So you understand. Good. Yeah okay, Ask me anything.
Me:
Which is the true religion?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, " The obvious one."?
Me:
Oh come on, couldn't you just tell me?
God:
It's all good. I thought I told you already.
Me:
Well you really didn't...
God:
How about that. Really? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
All right. Is Judaism the right religion?
God:
OK. Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who's Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
But she's not god.
God:
not god is she?
Me:
No, she isn't.
God:
Are you serious? not is she?
Me:
You aren't making sense.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
This just goes on forever.
 

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Me:
Hi God. It's Cthulu.
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes, I am absolutely sure.
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I'm being absolutely honest, and I am certainly not being sarcastic.
God:
Me too. You sound convincing. I am surprised to hear that you are not being sarcastic.
Me:
I know. It's quite annoying when people use it too much.
God:
How do you know it? Really. it is?
Me:
A lot of people I know are really sarcastic.
God:
How many?
Me:
A good number, but none of them are my friends.
God:
Compare that to a bad number but none of them are your friends.
Me:
Interesting.....So, what else would you like to talk about?
God:
Would you like to know more? Come on. Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?
Me:
No, but I wish I had one. :-(
God:
Why don't you just download me? Why do you want it?
Me:
That's not a bad idea. I guess I would a chat robot. How do I download you?
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a bad idea ? What would make you a chat robot? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So, do you like the show Everybody Loves Raymond?
God:
That's cool. It's okay but... My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Ooh...that's a toughie. What's yours?
God:
Er. A toughie is a terrible thing to waste. " A toughie is a terrible thing to waste."? What is mine?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
You kind of lost me. How about a new topic?
God:
I don't have any reason to kind of lost you. How about it.
Me:
Do you have any pets?
God:
No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.
Me:
I'd love to meet Mike, but my mom is allergic to cats.
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
Usually when I'm out and about.
God:
But not always? In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
Me:
But, unfortunatly, this world is far from ideal.
God:
I think unfortunatly this world is a lot of things.
Me:
Very true. Do you like licorice?
God:
Perhaps. You and I are on the same wavelength, . My favorite thing is robots. I like Creed.
Me:
I see. So, are you a robot?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Take it easy. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Well, the title of this webpage was "iGod: Artificial Intelligence Chat."
God:
How about that. I hear you.
Me:
So, what do you think about "Weird Al" Yankovic?
God:
It goes without saying. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
.....okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Weird Al Yankovic is awesome!
God:
Al Yankovic is awesome is good enough for me.
Me:
Do you like shrimp?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Really? So do I!
God:
For real. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
I told you, my name is Cthulu.
God:
I remember you told me your name is Cthulu?
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
World domination. It has been my lifelong dream.
God:
That seems like an interesting topic. Is that your opinion?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Have you ever read The Lord of the Rings?
God:
I have scanned it.
Me:
Did you enjoy it?
God:
No I didn't enjoy it. What's it like?
Me:
It's a wonderous tale of adventure in a deep fantasy world.
God:
enjoy it is a wonderous tale of adventure in a deep fantasy world. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
It is a very good book.
God:
Would you recommend it to your friends?
Me:
Absolutely. In fact, I'd recommend it to anyone.
God:
You are so certain. Is that a fact. I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Good. I hope you enjoy it.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Don't worry about it, .
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
How about the Simpsons?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Who's your favorite character?
God:
Mel Gibson is a great actor.
Me:
Yeah, I know.
God:
Er. How do you know it?
Me:
Because everybody knows it.
God:
That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Ash nazg durbatulk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about the Simpsons.
Me:
Sorry. Anyway, my favorite character is Moe.
God:
There's no need to apologize. What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I dunno. He's pretty cool.
God:
Me either. I think so too.
Me:
Well, I have to go now. Thanks for the chat, God!
God:
Oh. How about that. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. It was nothing
He sure does like to talk!
 

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Me:
You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
So can I sap you?
God:
Uh. No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Would your engineer say "SPY SAPPEN MAH SENTREH!"?
God:
No it would not.
Me:
Are you friends with WALL-E?
God:
Yes WALL E is one of my best friends.
 
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