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Don Patch

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Regis: Welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionarie!! KINGDOM HEARTS STYLE!!

-cool WWBM music comes on-

Regis: Are first person is, Sora

Sora: -lights dim on him- what the? How'd I get here!

Regis: First Question Sora....What is my first name? Is it...

A. Regis

B. Bob

C. Rick

D. I like Pie....

Sora: ITS TO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAA -runs out the door-

Regis: okk......Are next guest is Axel!

Axel: This isnt starbucks!

Regis: First question is, What is the greatest substance on earth? Is it....

A. Fire

B. Bob the Builder

C. Me, Regis

D. I like pie....

Axel: FIRE!!

Regis: YOU ARE CORRECT! Next question...What gives us warmth? Is it...

A. Fire

B. I like Pie -or-

C. Banana.....

Axel: This is a tough one...I'd like to use a lifeline!

Regis: Ok Axel is going to call...

Axel: -on the phone- Hey Axel its me....Axel.. What do you think the answer is?

Axel: FIRE!!!

Axel: ok...a. Fire

Regis: you are correct!

-Large Explosion-

Black Mage: n00BS Ph33R ME FO I AM TEH BLACK MAGE!!! -does this-

-place blew up-

Axel: -stares at flame-

Black Mage: -ultima's him- N00BS

-THE END!-


If you dont know who Black Mage is, watch this
 
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Day...Whats a Day?

Me: Ok peoplez, yu gotz 2 go to ze Skool 2day

Kairi: Wy?

Me: cAuse me sy s0

-In a school-

Riku: I hate this place! Everyones stuiped! Whenever Im sarcastic they think im not kidding! THOSE LoseRS!

Kid: Whats sarcastic mean?

Riku: It means your mom!

Kid: Cool! Sarcastic making me dinner tonight!

Kairi: And Sora's already the number one bully pwner!

Stuiped Jock Bully: You stunk when we played baseball!

Sora: Ok?

SJB: -eye twitches- Well, you stink and were going to beat you up!

Sora: Ok and so?

SJB: YOU $TINK AT SPOR -head blows up-

Sora: whos that guy?

Popular Kid: Your a poor loser!

Sora: Ok.

Popular Kid: And you smell like a skunk!

Sora: Ok.

Popular Kid: And your parents are hobos!

Sora: Ok.

Popular Kid: INSULTS NOT WORKING!!! -gets in a feedle postion-

Sora: Whos that kid?

-after school-

Me: Ok guys, you dont have to go to school again.

Riku: YES!!

Kairi: WOOT!!

Sora: OK!!!!

Kairi: wait a sec. While all of this?

Me: Because me and the black mage, are going to make sure, kids who want to go to school DIE!!!!

Black Mage: YEA!!

-THE END-

Black Mage: Its not the end we have -screen darkends- WAIT!! ILL PWN YOU IF YOU -screen goes pitch dark-


THE END
 
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Day...EVUL!

Me: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to me secret underground lair. I shall introuduce you to each other...Black mage, teh ultimate pwnzer.

Black Mage: THATS RIGHT!!!

Me: My special group of Tank Rushers and, My number 5 man...number 5..

BHK: ITS BHK

Me: whatever number 5..and The Orginal Willy Wonka, who was so evil that he spiked the childrens lifetime supply of chocolate with Laxatives(listen to hear the scene.

Marluxia: Can I join

Me: NO!!! And last but not least. The stuiped and dumb n00bs!

Noob 1: HEAL N00B!!! NOW!!!

Riku: Can I join?

Me: No, you wine to much. Back to the story...I shall tell you my secret plan!!! We will PWN THE WORLD WITH OUR MAD EVUL SKILLZ!1!!!!1!!one one one!!!

Black Mage: LETS PWN THEM ALREADY!!!

TAnk Rushers: YES SIR!!

Me: YEAH LETS ROLLL!!!

So the Evul Five, sent off to Earth. Where Willy Wonka spiked the worlds army with Laxative Choclates!!! While they were in the bathroom, the tank rushers ran over the bathrooms they were in. Then Black Mage, stole there tanks..

Black Mage: PWNED!!!

And BHK stood there. Now that the worlds army was defeated. Heartless_Key, sent out the n00bs to annoy the world leaders so much that they would give up and give powere to H_K!

Noob 1: WORLD NOW N00B!!!

Noob 2: WORLD NOW OR I REPORT U AS BOT!!

Noob 3: WORLD NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

So long lived the evul five...

TEH END N00BS!!!

BHK: I barely got a part in this episode!

Black Mage: -ka ma ha ma a's him- N00B!!

BHK: Ouchies!
 
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Sora: YAY!!! WORLD DOMINATION!!! ^o^

Kaze:.....stupid...>_>

Aozora: You think everyone is stupid, Kaze....-_-;

Me:*pokes CS**in an evil-sounding voice* Stay. Away. From. My. Bishies. You've been warned....<_<*in a much hyper voice* UPDATEDNESS!!!!! W00T!!! ^o^
 
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Me: Well, gentlemen. There is only 2 people in the world that can stop us from copyrighting, copy and pasting, and putting laxitves in peoplez choclate.

BHK: who are they?

Me: SHUT UP NUMBER 5 YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO STAND THERE!

Black Mage: -Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha's him-

Me: and that person is...Catz....

-somewhere else-

Catz: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

-back at HQ-

Me: and Bob...

Black Mage: Whos Bob?

Me: Bob...he is the most evilest stick figure this side of the cow farm...Lets take down catz first

-on a giant mountain-

Catz: ALL YOUR BASE! ARE BELONG TO US! ALL YOUR BASE! ARE BELONG TO US!! -goes on-

Me: Your rain of wrongly translated japanesse script IS OVER!!!!

Black Mage: TIME TO PWN!! -goes dragon ball Z on his butt-

Catz: ZZZZZZzzzzIIIIiiiGGGGGggg!!!! -falls off the mountain-

Me: Now we must take down

Bob: FOOLISH COPYRIGHTERS!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!! -pwnz everyone-

-everyone is a crater except BHK-

Bob: NOW IM GOING TO DO THE MOST EVILEST THING THERE IS TO DO TO YOU!!!!

BHK: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kairi: Hey theres BHK!!

Larxane: Why did you leave us BHK!!

Namine: WEE MISS YOU!!

BHK: -gets jumped-

-wakes up-

Sora: WHOA I HAD A WEIRD DREAM!! -world now looks like the teletubies world- AHHHH!!!!!

-wakes up-

BHK: AHHHH!!!

Namine: -is in bed with him- Whats wrong-

Larxane: yeah!

Kairi: yeah?

BHK: -realize his shirt is off- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-wakes up-

Ansem: Woah! I had a weird dream

-wakes up-

Sephiroth: Woah!

Cloud: -is playing video games- Dude whats up

Sephiroth: I had a dream that....forget it. What game you playin?

Cloud: FF7

Sephiroth: Cool, where you at?

Cloud: Im at the end. Your so easy to defeat!

Sephiroth: -throws him in a trash can- n00b

-THE END-

Real Me: I think i crossed the line on this one

Random person: Yeah
 
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Sora: Im bored

Riku: Me to

Kairi: Yeah

Sora: I got an idea! -says this really fast- Lets build a boat and sail off to another world. But then suddenly little black creatures attack us. And we all get sent off to strange worlds. And I meet a weird duck and dog! And we go of into a adventure to save Kairi, Riku, and King Mickey. But we have to seal the keyholes to everyworld were able to go to! And we encouter strange and evil people and one is name Ansem and he turns into the reallllllyyy Weird giant dark heartless thing!! And then we beat him but I leave Kairi back at this Island and she's all like, DUDE OMG COMZ BACKZ! And im like, duez I come backz for zu! And so then we start off in a new adventure with car-runs out of breath-

Riku: Nah, we did that last time

-an ambulance takes Sora away and comes back with him-

Sora: Lets order pizza!

Riku and Kairi: k kool.

-hours later-

Pizza Guy: Heres your pizza

Sora: Yum..Wait, i didnt order pepperoni.

Pizza Dude: WHAT!

Sora: I ordered the Combo!

Pizza dude: THATS IT! YOU AINT GETTIN ANY PIZZA NOW!! -sails off-

kairi: He's got our pizza!

Sora: -grabs his keyblade- ILL GET M' -throws his keyblade at him-

Pizza Guy: -misses- HA HA Ya missed fool! -comes back and nails him in the head-

Sora: Bingo! Now give us back our pizza!

Pizza Dude: -body floats in the water-

Sora: pizza dude?

Riku: O_O

Kairi: O_O

Sora: OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!!! RUN!!

-they run off-

The End

No pizza dudes were harmed during this episode...except that one, hes dead.
 
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Me: Poor, poor pizza guy.....-_-;

Kaze:....He was annoying anyway....>_>

Sora:....What he said...*points at Kaze* <_< >_>

Aozora:.....I like pizza...and you can't have pizza without the pizza guy.....<_<

Me: More soon!!! ^_^
 
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Me: PIZZA NOW!!!!!
Kairi: Riku, I want to show you something
Riku: YES
Sora: Can I come?
Kairi: Nah
Me: What about me?
Kairi: Sure, there's enough room in my posse for everyone.
ME, Sora, and Riku: O.O
Kairi: I said POSSE!!!
Riku: No-no It sounds like you said-
Kairi: Shut up. I know what I said.:mad:
Me: Let me end this post, yay dead pizza man, yay updates, wish for more updates. Today we almost got into a situation to "adult" for disney [The more you know]
Kairi: But its no laughing matter, war is bad. And all countries will be destroyed [The more you know]
Riku: [readiing cuecard] Yes... stop... the ..... violence [smiles] [The more you know]
Sora: Except Canada, they suck. [Waits for the more you know] What? Canada sucks
 
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Lol, these are great! :D ... don't like the canadian joke though...
 
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