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Day 9
Kairi's Interview
Kairi: Its been day 9! AND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ON THIS ISLAND!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: -walks in- get a grip..god, how embarassing. this isnt Surivior
-ENDED-
Me: ok people, we need to make the show even funnier so im adding a girl crazy moron, that will flirt with Kairi and Namine all day.
Sora: DONT I HAVE A SAY IN THIS!!!!
Me: no, -presses a button-
Sora: -is launched out of his chair-
Me: Meet, RAY!!!!!!!!!
Ray: -see's Kairi and flirts with her-
Kairi: I LIKE THIS NEGOTIATION!!!
- in a bar at Twilight Town -
BHK: AHHH -cries- NAMINE LEFT ME!!!!! -cries again-
Sora: WAAAAA -cries- KAIRI LEFT ME!!!! -cries-
Axel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! LARXANE LEFT ME!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Axel, Sora, BHK: -drown there sorrows in Milk-
Riku: those poor fools, drowning there sorrows in milk...sad....
Marluxia: good thing were single.
Axel: Wait! I got an idea! Lets take Ray out of the picture!
Sora: ahh ha yes, then we can have are girl friends back!!!!
BHK, Sora, Axel: YEAH!!!!!!!
-back in destiny islands-
Ray: -is surronded by the 3 girls- this is the life! -is launched out of his seat-
-lands straight into a room with BHK and Sora-
BHK: dont...
Sora: touch....
Axel: OUR GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!
- Large intense beat down-
the 3 girls: wheres Ray?
Sora, Axel, BHK: ladies....lets go to the fair....
the 3 girls: OK!!!!!
-back in the room.-
Ray: -is burned, bruised, smacked, slapped, kicked in the groin- ohh the pain....
Me: -walks in- I aint, payin for this.
Kairi's Interview
Kairi: Its been day 9! AND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ON THIS ISLAND!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: -walks in- get a grip..god, how embarassing. this isnt Surivior
-ENDED-
Me: ok people, we need to make the show even funnier so im adding a girl crazy moron, that will flirt with Kairi and Namine all day.
Sora: DONT I HAVE A SAY IN THIS!!!!
Me: no, -presses a button-
Sora: -is launched out of his chair-
Me: Meet, RAY!!!!!!!!!
Ray: -see's Kairi and flirts with her-
Kairi: I LIKE THIS NEGOTIATION!!!
- in a bar at Twilight Town -
BHK: AHHH -cries- NAMINE LEFT ME!!!!! -cries again-
Sora: WAAAAA -cries- KAIRI LEFT ME!!!! -cries-
Axel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! LARXANE LEFT ME!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Axel, Sora, BHK: -drown there sorrows in Milk-
Riku: those poor fools, drowning there sorrows in milk...sad....
Marluxia: good thing were single.
Axel: Wait! I got an idea! Lets take Ray out of the picture!
Sora: ahh ha yes, then we can have are girl friends back!!!!
BHK, Sora, Axel: YEAH!!!!!!!
-back in destiny islands-
Ray: -is surronded by the 3 girls- this is the life! -is launched out of his seat-
-lands straight into a room with BHK and Sora-
BHK: dont...
Sora: touch....
Axel: OUR GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!
- Large intense beat down-
the 3 girls: wheres Ray?
Sora, Axel, BHK: ladies....lets go to the fair....
the 3 girls: OK!!!!!
-back in the room.-
Ray: -is burned, bruised, smacked, slapped, kicked in the groin- ohh the pain....
Me: -walks in- I aint, payin for this.
Wow I feel sorry for Ray and yet I think he deserves it!
and yet I think he deserves it!*claps her hands* Bravo ^_^ I too drown my sorrows with milk... yum o_o; But yeah, Ray definetly deserved it XD
Yeah. He was definatly asking for it.
DIE RAY! *pokes ray with a pin untill he gives me 2 dollars* oooh!!!
Nice nice nice H_Key-san! Wait that death count one sounded familiar... hmm....
I hope you write more! And um... oh yeah can I kill BHK? Riku? Sora? Cloud? Can I at least torture someone? Namely Cloud?
I hope you write more! And um... oh yeah can I kill BHK? Riku? Sora? Cloud? Can I at least torture someone? Namely Cloud?
Me: This is really funny!!! I <3 it!! ^_^
Sora:*backs away slowly from CS*
Kaze:*also backs away*
Me:*pokes CS* Stay. Away. From. My. Bishies. You've been warned....<_< >_>
Sora & Kaze: Write more soon, H_K......
Sora:*backs away slowly from CS*
Kaze:*also backs away*
Me:*pokes CS* Stay. Away. From. My. Bishies. You've been warned....<_< >_>
Sora & Kaze: Write more soon, H_K......
Day 10
In a Island far, far, away......
EPISODE 4: THE RAYPIRE STRIKES BACK!
OH SHNAPS! Ray got his butt whooped! After Ray was nearly killed, he gathered all of his ChickTroopers to combat the Rebellion! Er....I mean uhhhh.....3 PEOPLE!! yeah....Ummm, After defeating the 3 kids at the Battle of Hop. Sora SkyWalker went to Ragobah to train with Tedi Master Noduh! After saving Kairi Organa, with the help of BHK Calrissian, they divised a plan to save Riku Solo from Tadda the Smuck! After killing Tadda the Smuck these were his last words, "MY BROTHER BLADDA THE BUTT WILL GET YOU!!!". After the 3 people gathered there army to plan there next attack....
Random Girl: We got a report that Farth Ray, has constructed another Pimp Star to destroy the Universe!
Random Guy: We'll have to destroy the Sheild Generator at Fendor!
Riku Solo: Me and Kairi well go down there with a battlion of troopers to destroy the Generator.
Sora Skywalker: Ill go down there too
After gaining the help of the Pewoks the set there bombs inside the Generator
Riku Solo: OH SHNAPPS!!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Above the planet-
Pilot: We got LowRider Tie Fighters appearing on screen!
Weird Guy: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!!!!
BHK: The sheild is down!!
Commander: Commence attack on the Pimp Star's Main Reactor!
-on the Pimp Star-
Sora: -grabs his keyblade, and it turns into a lightsaber- Ragh!
Ray: -pushes him down- Sora....I am your Faja!
Creepy Messed up old guy: I think you mean his father...
Ray: -spits out something- sorry i was eatting taffy. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a second. -walks off screen, comes back- Then whos he? -dropps his dad on the ground-
Ray: uhhhh...-slices off his hand-
Sora: OOWWWW WHYED YOU SLICE OFF MY HAND!!!!
Me: You werent supposed to slice off his hand!
Ray: ohh....uhh
Sora: OH GOD ITS BLEEDING!!!!!!!
Ray: -runs off-
Creepy Messed Up Old Guy: -runs with him- HAH HA HAH HA HA!!!!
Ray: -stabs him with his lightsaber- AND STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND YOU STALKER!!!!!!
-Star Wars Ending Song comes on-
In a Island far, far, away......
EPISODE 4: THE RAYPIRE STRIKES BACK!
OH SHNAPS! Ray got his butt whooped! After Ray was nearly killed, he gathered all of his ChickTroopers to combat the Rebellion! Er....I mean uhhhh.....3 PEOPLE!! yeah....Ummm, After defeating the 3 kids at the Battle of Hop. Sora SkyWalker went to Ragobah to train with Tedi Master Noduh! After saving Kairi Organa, with the help of BHK Calrissian, they divised a plan to save Riku Solo from Tadda the Smuck! After killing Tadda the Smuck these were his last words, "MY BROTHER BLADDA THE BUTT WILL GET YOU!!!". After the 3 people gathered there army to plan there next attack....
Random Girl: We got a report that Farth Ray, has constructed another Pimp Star to destroy the Universe!
Random Guy: We'll have to destroy the Sheild Generator at Fendor!
Riku Solo: Me and Kairi well go down there with a battlion of troopers to destroy the Generator.
Sora Skywalker: Ill go down there too
After gaining the help of the Pewoks the set there bombs inside the Generator
Riku Solo: OH SHNAPPS!!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Above the planet-
Pilot: We got LowRider Tie Fighters appearing on screen!
Weird Guy: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!!!!
BHK: The sheild is down!!
Commander: Commence attack on the Pimp Star's Main Reactor!
-on the Pimp Star-
Sora: -grabs his keyblade, and it turns into a lightsaber- Ragh!
Ray: -pushes him down- Sora....I am your Faja!
Creepy Messed up old guy: I think you mean his father...
Ray: -spits out something- sorry i was eatting taffy. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a second. -walks off screen, comes back- Then whos he? -dropps his dad on the ground-
Ray: uhhhh...-slices off his hand-
Sora: OOWWWW WHYED YOU SLICE OFF MY HAND!!!!
Me: You werent supposed to slice off his hand!
Ray: ohh....uhh
Sora: OH GOD ITS BLEEDING!!!!!!!
Ray: -runs off-
Creepy Messed Up Old Guy: -runs with him- HAH HA HAH HA HA!!!!
Ray: -stabs him with his lightsaber- AND STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND YOU STALKER!!!!!!
-Star Wars Ending Song comes on-
Me: LOL that is soooooooo funny!!!! I command you to write more!!! lol jk
Kaze: Stars Wars parody.....good times, gooooooooood times....^_^
Sora: He chopped off my hand!!! >_<
Me: -_-;...moron...
Kaze: Stars Wars parody.....good times, gooooooooood times....^_^
Sora: He chopped off my hand!!! >_<
Me: -_-;...moron...
Weird and cool !
!Yeah, that was great. Keep it up. I mean it. If you let it down it will fall into the firey depths of Bob, the lovable spikey haired stick man. Yeah.
I comand you to write more!Why arent you writing!?
Yes write more!! XD That was too funny, keep up the good work! Oh yeah and... write again soon!!!
tehehheheheh!! awsomly anoyingly randomly funny!
Day 11
Riku: GUYS SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS COMING!!!
Kairi: YOU MEAN!!!
Riku: yes........
-dun dun dunnnnnnnn-
Sora: I didnt know this show had sound effects!
-wa wa wahhhhhh-
Sora:
-few hours later-
Mcdonalds guy: we just set up a mcdonalds near your house. Be sure to come!
Riku: WE'LL NEVER FALL TO YOUR EVIL MAGIC PUT ON YOUR HAMBURGERS!!!!
Kairi: YEAH!!
-slam the door-
Riku: where's Sora?
-at McDonalds-
Sora: SO DELICOUS MUST HAVE MORE!!!!!!!
-in the back of McDonalds-
Wizard 2: -cast a spell on the burgers- Im getting tired of this.
Wizard 1: me too!!
Guy with a Whip: -snaps it at them- GET BACK TO WORK!!!
-5 days later-
Sora: -is a fat tub of lard- hey guys im back.
Riku: O_O;! Im suprised you havent had a heart attack yet!
Sora: Nah! i had like 5 of those to day! Who wants to go to McDonalds for dinner!!
THE END
-PREVIEW-
Edward Elric: I dont like this place
Al: me neither.
Sora: HEY ITS A MIDGET!!
Riku: GUYS SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS COMING!!!
Kairi: YOU MEAN!!!
Riku: yes........
-dun dun dunnnnnnnn-
Sora: I didnt know this show had sound effects!
-wa wa wahhhhhh-
Sora:
-few hours later-
Mcdonalds guy: we just set up a mcdonalds near your house. Be sure to come!
Riku: WE'LL NEVER FALL TO YOUR EVIL MAGIC PUT ON YOUR HAMBURGERS!!!!
Kairi: YEAH!!
-slam the door-
Riku: where's Sora?
-at McDonalds-
Sora: SO DELICOUS MUST HAVE MORE!!!!!!!
-in the back of McDonalds-
Wizard 2: -cast a spell on the burgers- Im getting tired of this.
Wizard 1: me too!!
Guy with a Whip: -snaps it at them- GET BACK TO WORK!!!
-5 days later-
Sora: -is a fat tub of lard- hey guys im back.
Riku: O_O;! Im suprised you havent had a heart attack yet!
Sora: Nah! i had like 5 of those to day! Who wants to go to McDonalds for dinner!!
THE END
-PREVIEW-
Edward Elric: I dont like this place
Al: me neither.
Sora: HEY ITS A MIDGET!!
Cool!!
<.< >.> I knew I should never eat at McDonalds!
Bum Bum bum!
<.< >.> I knew I should never eat at McDonalds!
Bum Bum bum!
Sora: I knew McDonalds was evil....I KNEW IT!!!......<_< >_> *silence*
Kaze:...O-kay........ignoring the total randomness of that....-_-;
Me: Please write more!!! I <3 this!! MOOOOOOOOORE!!! w00t w00t!!! ^o^
Kaze:...O-kay....
....ignoring the total randomness of that....-_-;Me: Please write more!!! I <3 this!! MOOOOOOOOORE!!! w00t w00t!!! ^o^
I jsut started reading this. It is awesomeness.
Day 12
Alphonse Elric: where are we?
Edward Elric: Where ever we are its a dump.
Al: and its covered in Mcdonalds.
Sora: HEY! ITS A SUIT OF ARMOR AND A MIDGET!
Ed: -abbout to knock the crud out of Sora-
Al: Brother! Stay calm....
Ed:grrr....ok...
-in the house-
Kairi: so your from central? I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ANOTHER WORLD TO GO TO!! are you a hacker??????????
Ed: -mumbles- idiot...
Sora: HAH HA LOOK AT THAT MIDGET!!! I WONDER HOW SMALL YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE BORN!!! HAHAHAHAH WAS YOUR MOM A AMEBA!! WHAT ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
-in another universe-
Al:-in a safe suit- TAKE COVER!!!!!!-
-The universe is destroyed and its so big you can see it from the one Al, Riku, and Kairi are in-
Kairi: what do we do now
Riku: KFC?
-in a KFC on pluto-
Al: what is that secret seasoning!
Alphonse Elric: where are we?
Edward Elric: Where ever we are its a dump.
Al: and its covered in Mcdonalds.
Sora: HEY! ITS A SUIT OF ARMOR AND A MIDGET!
Ed: -abbout to knock the crud out of Sora-
Al: Brother! Stay calm....
Ed:grrr....ok...
-in the house-
Kairi: so your from central? I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ANOTHER WORLD TO GO TO!! are you a hacker??????????
Ed: -mumbles- idiot...
Sora: HAH HA LOOK AT THAT MIDGET!!! I WONDER HOW SMALL YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE BORN!!! HAHAHAHAH WAS YOUR MOM A AMEBA!! WHAT ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
-in another universe-
Al:-in a safe suit- TAKE COVER!!!!!!-
-The universe is destroyed and its so big you can see it from the one Al, Riku, and Kairi are in-
Kairi: what do we do now
Riku: KFC?
-in a KFC on pluto-
Al: what is that secret seasoning!
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