I can't stop laughing, the Organization car is an Escalade XD
Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
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Me: Ok guys the ratings for the show are lowering. Since we dont have the one thing all Reality shows have.
Kairi: dumbness!
Me: That! AND a Interview camera.
-Riku and Marluxia run to Destiny Island-
Riku: If the NYPD comes to the door tell them were not here!
Marluxia: -is lugging around loads of stolen candy-
-runs up to his room-
Kairi's Interview
Kairi: HOW DID RIKU'S FRIEND GET HIS HAIR LIKE THAT!!! Im so jealous!
-ENDED-
Sora: -hears doorbell ring- Yes?
NYPD: THIS IS THE NYPD
Sora: OH OH you mean the New York Pizza Department!
NYPD: uhhh, no its the Police Department
Sora: Ohhh...
NYPD: is Riku here?
Sora: (what did Riku tell me to sayy to them....OH YEAH) He's sneaking out the back window you can catch him off guard by surronding him!
NYPD: -bust into room- RIKU AND MARLUXIA YOUR UNDER ARREST!!! Huhh?
Kairi's Interview
Kairi: well i think-is hit with darts-
Riku: Now lets just move her next to all of the candy-
Marluxia: And they'll think its her! HA HA YOUR SO EVIL!!
-END OF INTERVIEW-
Kairi: -is sitting next to all the candy with 5 tranqulizzer darts stuck in her. -
NYPD: I should have known...IT WAS KAIRI ALL ALONG!!!
-back at Castle Oblivion-
Riku: Im bored..
Me: Ok guys the ratings for the show are lowering. Since we dont have the one thing all Reality shows have.
Kairi: dumbness!
Me: That! AND a Interview camera.
-Riku and Marluxia run to Destiny Island-
Riku: If the NYPD comes to the door tell them were not here!
Marluxia: -is lugging around loads of stolen candy-
-runs up to his room-
Kairi's Interview
Kairi: HOW DID RIKU'S FRIEND GET HIS HAIR LIKE THAT!!! Im so jealous!
-ENDED-
Sora: -hears doorbell ring- Yes?
NYPD: THIS IS THE NYPD
Sora: OH OH you mean the New York Pizza Department!
NYPD: uhhh, no its the Police Department
Sora: Ohhh...
NYPD: is Riku here?
Sora: (what did Riku tell me to sayy to them....OH YEAH) He's sneaking out the back window you can catch him off guard by surronding him!
NYPD: -bust into room- RIKU AND MARLUXIA YOUR UNDER ARREST!!! Huhh?
Kairi's Interview
Kairi: well i think-is hit with darts-
Riku: Now lets just move her next to all of the candy-
Marluxia: And they'll think its her! HA HA YOUR SO EVIL!!
-END OF INTERVIEW-
Kairi: -is sitting next to all the candy with 5 tranqulizzer darts stuck in her. -
NYPD: I should have known...IT WAS KAIRI ALL ALONG!!!
-back at Castle Oblivion-
Riku: Im bored..
Hugh? i dont get it! What did Kairi do????
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Riku and Marluxia set up Kairi, so it would look like she was the one who stole the candy, lmao.
Oh 
thanks.
thanks.MORE! NOW, NOW< NOW MEOW PHHHTYY, ERRtttjgjjgj
Day 5
- driving in the Orgaization-Mobile(a Escalade) -
Marluxia: Crusin' in my Escalade, man o' man i got it made...
Riku: SHUT UP WITH THE SSONG ALREADY
Marluxia: -cough- ok...So how are Kairi and Sora doing they still a couple?
Riku: dude, they were never a couple. We were just acting on that game..
Marluxia: Oh yeah....I still get phone calls from Normura that he needs the Castle back, and the costumes..
Riku: so what are we going to do now..
Marluxia: send hate mail to MJ saying he's guilty?
Riku: Nah, thats too evil...
Marluxia: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!
-Marluxia and Riku are at a Fat Camp-
Marluxia: -gives wedgies to all the fat kids- HAHAH AAHHAHAHAHAH
Riku: -on his cellphone- ( yeah...im looking to sign up with (\/) )
(**)
(><)
(_|_)
Camp Counciler 1: dont you think we should be doing something about this?
Camp Counciler 2: Lets just watch some more.
FCPD: THIS IS THE FAT CAMP POLICE DEPARTMENT!!
Marluxia: OH SHNAPS!! -runs and smacks his head into the camera-
Riku: -runs into the bushes-
FCPD: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST MARLUXIA!!!
Marluxia: do you have to yell.
FCPD: YES WE HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!
Marluxia: I SHALL USES MY SPECIAL FLOWER ATTACK TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- He clenshes his fist-
Marluxia: -nothing happens- Well wheres my scythe!
-Scythe is lunged into a wall with a fat kid hanging from the poll from his underwear-
Marluxia: well....SUPER WHITE ROBOT COME TO ME!!!!
-nothing happens-
SWR: -in a poker room with Gundam Wings and Super Giant Power Ranger Robots- Got any threes?
Marluxia: ..................
-In jail-
Marluxia: hey Kairi
Kairi: hey Mar
- driving in the Orgaization-Mobile(a Escalade) -
Marluxia: Crusin' in my Escalade, man o' man i got it made...
Riku: SHUT UP WITH THE SSONG ALREADY
Marluxia: -cough- ok...So how are Kairi and Sora doing they still a couple?
Riku: dude, they were never a couple. We were just acting on that game..
Marluxia: Oh yeah....I still get phone calls from Normura that he needs the Castle back, and the costumes..
Riku: so what are we going to do now..
Marluxia: send hate mail to MJ saying he's guilty?
Riku: Nah, thats too evil...
Marluxia: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!
-Marluxia and Riku are at a Fat Camp-
Marluxia: -gives wedgies to all the fat kids- HAHAH AAHHAHAHAHAH
Riku: -on his cellphone- ( yeah...im looking to sign up with (\/) )
(**)
(><)
(_|_)
Camp Counciler 1: dont you think we should be doing something about this?
Camp Counciler 2: Lets just watch some more.
FCPD: THIS IS THE FAT CAMP POLICE DEPARTMENT!!
Marluxia: OH SHNAPS!! -runs and smacks his head into the camera-
Riku: -runs into the bushes-
FCPD: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST MARLUXIA!!!
Marluxia: do you have to yell.
FCPD: YES WE HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!
Marluxia: I SHALL USES MY SPECIAL FLOWER ATTACK TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- He clenshes his fist-
Marluxia: -nothing happens- Well wheres my scythe!
-Scythe is lunged into a wall with a fat kid hanging from the poll from his underwear-
Marluxia: well....SUPER WHITE ROBOT COME TO ME!!!!
-nothing happens-
SWR: -in a poker room with Gundam Wings and Super Giant Power Ranger Robots- Got any threes?
Marluxia:
..................-In jail-
Marluxia: hey Kairi
Kairi: hey Mar
HA, now he's in jail for hurting...fat kids. those poor, fat, lard kids
Woot, another funny one ^.^ i liked the part with Fat Camp Police Department XD Now go off and write another >:-D
Ohhhhh pore pore fat kids Riku escaped yeah!!!!! .
.This stuff is class. Type more! More I say!
Day 6
-smoking building behind them-
Riku: -driving the Escalade-
Marluxia: thanks for letting me out I still feel bad for leaving Kairi there.
-Back at the Prison-
Kairi: -tranqulizzered while holding explosives-
- Back in the Organization-Mobile -
Riku: Good ol' Tranqulizer gun
Marluxia: I got a new evil idea!
-Somewhere-
Marluxia: -kicks random people in the nuts- HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHA!!!
Riku: -kicks someone in the nuts also- Well at least this is sorta evil...
- SPD comes in-
SPD: THIS IS THE SOMEWHERE POLICE DEPARTMENT
Marluxia and Riku: OH SHNAPS!!!! -they get in their Escalade-
- 2 seconds later -
Marluxia: -in Jail- How the heck did we get in Jail so fast?
Riku: -also in Jail- I dont know, writers seem to do that to make sure the story isnt to long.
Me: -in a Secruity Guard oufit- DANG STRAIGHT!!!
Riku: well, at least were sepperate from Kairi after what happend.
Marluxia: And why the heck is Sora here?
Sora: I was arrested for beating up a guy in a chicken suit...
Riku: Ok and why......
Sora: Giant Chickens scare me...
Riku: Ok thats it, CUT CUT CUT!!!
-Camera's go off-
Riku: I can not work like this...
Me: wait dude!!! He's gone...
Normura: Ok we'll need a replacment for RIku
Me: how bout the BFU
Normura: GOOD IDEA H_K YOU NEED A PROMOTION!!!
Me: -typing what Normura said- and....-continues typing-
Normura: AND YOU RULLE SQUARESOFT!!
Me: thats right...Oh yeah ummm back to the story!!!
-back in regualar time-
Riku: this show is messed up...
-smoking building behind them-
Riku: -driving the Escalade-
Marluxia: thanks for letting me out I still feel bad for leaving Kairi there.
-Back at the Prison-
Kairi: -tranqulizzered while holding explosives-
- Back in the Organization-Mobile -
Riku: Good ol' Tranqulizer gun
Marluxia: I got a new evil idea!
-Somewhere-
Marluxia: -kicks random people in the nuts- HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHA!!!
Riku: -kicks someone in the nuts also- Well at least this is sorta evil...
- SPD comes in-
SPD: THIS IS THE SOMEWHERE POLICE DEPARTMENT
Marluxia and Riku: OH SHNAPS!!!! -they get in their Escalade-
- 2 seconds later -
Marluxia: -in Jail- How the heck did we get in Jail so fast?
Riku: -also in Jail- I dont know, writers seem to do that to make sure the story isnt to long.
Me: -in a Secruity Guard oufit- DANG STRAIGHT!!!
Riku: well, at least were sepperate from Kairi after what happend.
Marluxia: And why the heck is Sora here?
Sora: I was arrested for beating up a guy in a chicken suit...
Riku: Ok and why......
Sora: Giant Chickens scare me...
Riku: Ok thats it, CUT CUT CUT!!!
-Camera's go off-
Riku: I can not work like this...
Me: wait dude!!! He's gone...
Normura: Ok we'll need a replacment for RIku
Me: how bout the BFU
Normura: GOOD IDEA H_K YOU NEED A PROMOTION!!!
Me: -typing what Normura said- and....-continues typing-
Normura: AND YOU RULLE SQUARESOFT!!
Me: thats right...Oh yeah ummm back to the story!!!
-back in regualar time-
Riku: this show is messed up...
Cool and ow!
NOOOOOooooooo OK, I shall be here when you return to wrighting, maybe. Idont know
Oh I await the next chapter.
Day 8
- In the Destiny Island Mansion -
Riku: Ok Sora im going to need you to get out.
Sora: Why?
Riku: cause im havin a party here.
-Kicks Sora out-
Riku: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
-later that night-
BHK: -hides behind me-
Me: dont touch me....
BHK: Im sorry but, Kairi, Larxane and Namine are stalking me!!!
Me: hmmm that is a problem.....HE'S OVER HERE LADIES!!!!!!!!
Larxane: BHK WE MISSED YOU
-Larxane, Namine and Kairi drag BHK off-
BHK: ughhh........
-outside the house-
Sora: Im getting in that party no matter what!!! -gets a catapult- HAHAHHAHA -launches himself into the house but bounces back and hits a behemoth- sorry behomth heh heh.
BHK: -shirt is ripped, and has bruises- Monkey_Master! You got to help me THERE DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!!! -cries-
Monkey_Master: HE'S OVER HERE!!!
BHK: -is dragged off by the 3 girls- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
-outside-
Sora: -millions of bruises- HHA AAAHAAHHAH I HAVE A NEW IDEA!! -hides in someones backpack- they wont realize that im in here! HE HE!!!
Secruity Guard: Ok now go through the Sora Dectector, if he's goes by it he'll be shocked with 2,000,000,000,000,000 watts of ELECTRICTY!!!!!
Sora: -still in backpack- hah ha ha! Soon ill be in the party!!!
-person goes through-
Riku: - Large Scream is heard- whatever...
BHK: -is bleeding- GOD HELP ME OATHKEEPER1313!!!!
Oathkeeper1313: Nah, HE'S OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
BHK: why god! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -is draged off-
-later that morning-
Riku: Ok now that the party is over. Kairi you pick up the trash, H_K you'll sit on the couch and watch T.V, and I'll pick up all the dead bodies.
Me and Kairi: ok
Riku: -on the roof- lets see, Death Count is...10,
BHK: ughhh help me....
Riku: -kicks him off the roof- 11....
Sora: -walks through the door- HAHAHAHHAHA NOW IM IN THE PARTY!!!!!!!!! -realizes the party is over- AHhhh man....
THE END!!!
Guest Stars
Oathkeeper1313
Monkey_Master
Heartless_Key
- In the Destiny Island Mansion -
Riku: Ok Sora im going to need you to get out.
Sora: Why?
Riku: cause im havin a party here.
-Kicks Sora out-
Riku: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
-later that night-
BHK: -hides behind me-
Me: dont touch me....
BHK: Im sorry but, Kairi, Larxane and Namine are stalking me!!!
Me: hmmm that is a problem.....HE'S OVER HERE LADIES!!!!!!!!
Larxane: BHK WE MISSED YOU
-Larxane, Namine and Kairi drag BHK off-
BHK: ughhh........
-outside the house-
Sora: Im getting in that party no matter what!!! -gets a catapult- HAHAHHAHA -launches himself into the house but bounces back and hits a behemoth- sorry behomth heh heh.
BHK: -shirt is ripped, and has bruises- Monkey_Master! You got to help me THERE DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!!! -cries-
Monkey_Master: HE'S OVER HERE!!!
BHK: -is dragged off by the 3 girls- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
-outside-
Sora: -millions of bruises- HHA AAAHAAHHAH I HAVE A NEW IDEA!! -hides in someones backpack- they wont realize that im in here! HE HE!!!
Secruity Guard: Ok now go through the Sora Dectector, if he's goes by it he'll be shocked with 2,000,000,000,000,000 watts of ELECTRICTY!!!!!
Sora: -still in backpack- hah ha ha! Soon ill be in the party!!!
-person goes through-
Riku: - Large Scream is heard- whatever...
BHK: -is bleeding- GOD HELP ME OATHKEEPER1313!!!!
Oathkeeper1313: Nah, HE'S OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
BHK: why god! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -is draged off-
-later that morning-
Riku: Ok now that the party is over. Kairi you pick up the trash, H_K you'll sit on the couch and watch T.V, and I'll pick up all the dead bodies.
Me and Kairi: ok
Riku: -on the roof- lets see, Death Count is...10,
BHK: ughhh help me....
Riku: -kicks him off the roof- 11....
Sora: -walks through the door- HAHAHAHHAHA NOW IM IN THE PARTY!!!!!!!!! -realizes the party is over- AHhhh man....
THE END!!!
Guest Stars
Oathkeeper1313
Monkey_Master
Heartless_Key
WOOOOOOOO, IM A GUEST STAR!!! Oh ya! MORE MORE
lol, that was hilarious XD poor Sora *pats Sora on the head.* There there. ^^
Dude, it gets better and better! You're amazing at this!
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