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Me: On last weeks episode! Here are some mixed up scenes...

Riku: CUT THE BLUE WIRE

Sora: THERE ALL BLUE!

Doctor: He could be in a coma forever!

Kairi: We have the Anitdote!

Random Guy: Im not telling you nothing!

Marluxia: -walks in the room- That never happend!

Me: Im trying to build dramatic tension! So lay off!

-back to the episode-

Marluxia: Ok, were going to go after Sephiroth -one winged angel music comes on-

Larxane: Cool! Let me try it! SEPHIROTH! -Music Comes on-

Marluxia: Right.....ok, um like I said. Were going after Sephiroth. -Music comes on- WOULD SOMEONE KILL THAT ORCHRESTRA!

Axel: Im on it! -comes back holding a burning Violin- I always hated Brass Instruments. They dont burn!

Marluxia: Alright, LETS GO TO THE LIFEFORCE!

-Sephiroths watching Invader Zim-

Sephiroth: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!! I dont know why they canceled this show it rocks!!!

Me: -walks in the scene- It does, I mean it! They should've never canceled it!

Sephiroth: Yeah! Thats right ma brother! -hi fives H_K-

-back to the scene-

Marluxia: We've come to defeat you so we can be the ultimate evil!

Demix: -runs to the T.V and smashes it with his gutair-

Sephiroth: -gasp!- YOU SHALL PAY!! -grabs masamune-

-few hours later-

Sephiroth: -Organization is hanging upside down- now, what have you learned?

All of the Organization: Dont, destroy your T.V

Sephiroth: good.
 
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Me, Sora, Aozora:*rotfl* XDDDDD

Kaze:.....It wasn't that funny.....>_>

Me: I HATE the Sephy theme.....it's really annoying....<_<

Sora:....SEPHIROTH!!! *Sephy's theme song* Cooooool......^_^

Me, Aozora, Kaze:*sigh* Just ignore him....-_-;
 
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-DI Crew is watching T.V, and a commercial for Sketchers-

Girl: -eats a shoe, then dances, and it reappers on her foot- Sketchers! There delicous!

Kairi: Wait, do they want us to wear the shoes? Or eat them?

Sora: -starts eating his shoes-

-theme song comes on-

Me: Wait a second! When did we get a theme song!

Normura: -drinks a martini- We bought it while you were away. ((( Yes Normura drinks martini's...only on my show...)))

Sora: So Kairi, want to go out some time?

Kairi: Sorry, im forcing BHK to be my boyfriend.

BHK: HELP ME!!!

Kaze_Krazy: HE'S MINE!! FIGHT TOMMORW 3:00 o'clock!

Riku: Whats goin on?

Sora: They're going to get into a Cat fight

Riku: oh

-Me, Riku, Sora, 5 of my friends and all the other male characters in FF and KH-

Popcorn Vendor: Get you popcorn! Get yer popcorn for the Cat fight!

Me: IT STARTING! EVERYONE HAVE THERE TICKETS FOR THE SHOW?

-everyone nods-

Kaze_Krazy: YOUR GOING DOWN!!

Kairi: BHK'S MINE!

-they start fighting-

Police: FREEZE!

-everyone gasps-

Police: We have are tickets!

Kaze_Krazy: -sucker punchs Kairi when she's distracted- I WIN!!

BHK: well, its better then Kairi.

K_K: -runs off with him-

Me: I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE!

Everyone: w00t!
 
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Heartless_Key said:
Dont spam my thread, with your own fan-fics, if you do i'll smack you a 10000 times with a wet noodle..

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Sorry.
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As for the story, its pandering. You should go back to its roots that made it the success that it is today.
Sorry if it seems harsh:(
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Monkey Master: Sora...

Sora: Yeah?

Monkey Master: I am your father..

Sora: Really!!!

Monkey Master: No, H_K gave me 5 bucks to say that

Me: heres 5 bucks

MM: yes! Im richer!

sora: So why are you here?

MM: I'm going to teach you the three keyblade attack form...

Sora: But i dont have a tail to acomplish that!

MM: Well...put it in your mouth like a pirate or something.

Sora: -grabs his keyblade-

-keyblade is covered in gross fungus and stuff...-

MM: Dont you ever clean the thing?

Sora: Cleanings for chumps.

-4 hours later-

Sora: You know what your voice reminds me of? That voice at the beginning of KH!

MM: DANG IT! You werent supposed to know that till KH2! -smacks sora-

-5 more hours-

MM: I taught you everything I know...now go.

Sora: -does matrix moves- Can I fly like Neo does on Matrix Reloaded!

MM: No...only Keono Reaves can do that, your not cool enough to do it.

Sora: Wait! I got an Idea!

-on the top of a giant building-

MM: -in a agent suit- why are we doing this?

Sora: SHUT UP! Just do what i told you!

MM: -shots at him with a pistol-

Sora: -does the matrix back thing-

MM: Happy now...

Sora: Yeah! And for helping me here's a nice yellow banana!

MM: -smacks Sora-
 
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Kairi: -talking to Normura- MAKE ME HOTTER!

Normura: -drinks a Martini- Well, we were going to make you hotter in KH2 you know that pic!

Kairi: yeah! Turn me into that version of me!

Normura: Alright.

-few days later-

Kairi: -walks in the room- Hey guys...

Sora: Hey- OH MY GOD YOUR HOT -drools-

Me: hey guy- HOT CHICK -drools-

Riku: Sup, n00blets- GIRL! -drools-

BHK: -walks in- MEGA HOT CHICK!!! -drools-

K_K: -looks at her- THAT!!! -Roars!!!!-

Kairi: Ha! BHK's MINE!

K_K: HE'S MINE!! -starts pulling BHK's arm-

Kairi: MINE -pulls on BHK's arm-

BHK: Please! -yank- Stop! -yank- With! -yank- The -yank- PULLING!!!!

K_K: -stops pulling- You must have forgot Kairi, Im the master of the Sucker Punch!

Kairi: Im still hurting from the last one!

K_K: -hockey punches her- I WIN!

-ding ding ding-

Me: And the winner is...Kaze_Krazy!

K_K: IN YOUR FACE, MEAT!

Me: Now I have a rave to get to! -runs off screen-

Sora: -gives flowers to Kairi- I'm sorry you didn't win.

Riku: No Im sorry!

Sora: NO ME

Riku: SHE'S MINE!

-They get in a fight-

Kairi: Its so nice to see people fight over me!

THE END f00ls!
 
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Riku: Alright, were going to play dodgeball, now lets pick teams.

Wakka: I pick, Tidus and Selphie and Proffesional Dodgeball Player, Jimmy NailUintheballs Johnson.

Riku: And I pick Sora and Kairi, and Wimpy Mcgee.

Wakka: Ok lets start!

Tidus: I must warn you, me and Wakka and Jimmy are expert dodgeballers.

Sora: Im scar- AHHHHHHH -gets nailed in the face- Tell....H_K...he's a jerk....

H_K: Ok thats it! -throws another dodgeball at him-

Riku: Oh my god! They killed Sora!

Kairi: You ba-

H_K: woah woah! Kids watch this show!

Kairi: oh yeah...YOU JERKS!

Riku: -nails Selphie- YES! -gets nailed in the balls- OUcHIES!

Wimpy: WE ARENT GOING TO SURVIVE AHHHHHH -gets hit with a barrage of dodgeballs-

Wakka: Now its just you Kairi! Aim! Steady! Fire!

Kairi: -does matrix moves to dodge them-

Morpheasus: She is the one....-gets nailed in the face-

Kairi: -grabs Morpheaus and uses him as a human shield-

Wakka: Yeah she truely is the on -is hit with a dodgeball and rioches off him and hits the others-

H_K: Kairi wins!

everybody: w00t!

Kairi: Whats the prize?

H_K: BHK

K_K: -hits Kairi with a dodgeball- MY PRIZE NOW!

H_K: Then the winner is K_K...

K_K: YAY!
 
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