YKYAOWKHIY( You Know You Are Obssessed With Kingdom Hearts If You):
Are in love with one or more of the characters in the game.
If you constantly parade around saying you are in love with them.
If you dress like your favorite character.
If you through great lengths to learn all the lines of your favorite character/s.
If you go through great lenghs to learn the whole scripit.
If you qoute the game.
If you dream about being in the game.
If you've made your own keyblade( whether in your mind, on paper, or have actually made it...)
If you attack your enemies with your car key keys and say, " DIE Nobody/ Heartless!".
If you take on Soras stance and say, " Lock!", everytime you lock your house door.
If you have the whole kingdom hearts/2 array of costumes in your closet.
If you wear one of these costumes every day.
If you take on Soras/ Rikus stances while playing sports.
If you wave your cane( if you've got one) around claiming you are the chosen keyblade bearer and attack people with it when the defy you!
If you use your favorite character stances in everyday life.
If you alter the KH story to put yourself in it.
If you join this forum( Of Course).
If you call your automobile a Gummi Ship.
If you argue for hours on end about the Riku/ Axel situation.
If you jump of your roof thinking you can glide( like one of you said).
If you dream about the game.
If you know the all the lyrics to both Simple and Clean and Sanctuary.
If you sing them constantly.
If you memorize the words to the songs in Japanese and sing it even though you don't know the words.
When you post on this thread.
If your room is covered in posters/ printed computer images or both.
If KH/2 is all you ever talk about.
If you've theorized about KH3.
If your parents know the dirfference between Xehanort his Nobody and Heartless just by looking at them.
If your parents know the difference between Nobodies and Heartless.
If your parents know the name of every character by heart.
If your parents know the difference between Ansem and "Ansem".
If your parents know the lyrics in english and japanese to Simple and Clean and Santuary.
If your parents think you are insane.
If you insist on being called by your favorite KH/2 characters name.
If you take on the identity of your favorite character( I mean personality, fasion, the works).
If you try to have gravity defying hair.
If you call your bf/gf by your favorite boy/girl character.
If you claim your keys are keychains to your future keyblade.
If you attck shadows.
If you try to give in to darkness.
If you believe you are the protector of Light, the supreme controller of Darkness, or the roamer of Twilight.
If you rearrange your name with an X anagram.
If you try to banish your teachers to Darkness.
If you start an Organization.
If you write KH/2 Fanfictions.
If you write KH/2 crossovers( like KH/2 and League of Extordinary Gentlemen or KH/2 and the Legacy of Batman).
If you tell everyone your bf is a keyblade weilder and that he will attack them on command.
If you try to get sucked into your computer so you to can meet Tron.
If you think you will be pulled into your Winnie the Pooh book if you stare/ read it lond enough.
If you try to create your own world.
If you atempt to make Kingdom Hearts and control its power.
If your parents know the whole stroy even if they haven't played it.
If you hold a real struggle tornament.
If you haold a Struggle Tornament using marbles.
If you use baseball bats during your struggle tounament.
If you and your friend beat each other senseless pretending to be Sora and Riku.
When you theorize where the keywhole would be in this world( I personally think there are seven).
When you turn in an essay about the Kingdom Hearts Saga in full detail with your theory about the next game in it as your next Language Arts assianment.
When you start writing your own Ansem Reports.
When you cover you face in bandages on your first day at school and give people evil glres when they ask about it.
Start making witty remarks/ jokes like DiZ.
When you attack people when they say the game sucks.
When you attack people who tease you about playing the game.
When you blackmail that/ those person/ people after you discover they play the game themselves.
When you attck people who say Disney/ Final Fantasy is evil.
If you read this whole list.
If you read this whole Thread.
If you have made one day out of the year the Officail Kingdom Hearts Holiday.
When you start drawing hoping you can control peoples memories( especially your parents).
When you pretend to be a different character from the Kingdom Hearts Saga everyday.
When you try to open a Darkness Corridor.
When you try to build a real Gummi Ship to fly to distance worlds and galaxies to see whos there.
When you dream of going to different worlds and meeting new friends.
When you build a raft and hope to set sail for new worlds with your friends.
When you consider Sora and Roxas to be different people.
When you knew DiZs true identity the whole time( without the use of wiki or the internet).
When you cried/ felt really sad during some of the most depressing scenes of the games.
When you Speculate what world you would be from in KH/2.
When you wonder which Realm Representing World you would land in when you escaped your darkness riden world.( You know Darkness= Radiant Garden, Light= Traverse Town, and Twilight= Well... That is obvious).
If you swear allegiance to one of the two main Kings or both.
If you notice the simularities between KH2 and Fullmetal Alchemist.
if you own all the product of KH/2 known to man.
If you fight continuosly about Riku having or not having a Nobody( Please don't start the fight. I'm just saying it is one of the ultimate fights).
When you make five hundred polls on this forum about the game/ characters/ worlds/ ect.
If you didn't buy this game for either Disney or Final Fantasy.
If you knew nothing about Disney/ Final Fantasy but got really involved with it after playing this game.
When you and your friends fight about your favorite characters.
When you and you friends fight about theories of the next game with each other.
When you attack people who offend your favorite character or say y6our theory about the next game is lame.
When you continue the fight about which level in KH2 was lamer Atlantica or Hundred Acre Wood.
When you can't chose you favorite level.
When you can't choose your favorite character.
When you come to this forum almost everyday.
When you make your own version of Kingdom Hearts entirely.
When you draw fanart.
When you say Soras battle phrases.
When you talk to the television as you lay.
When you call the big boss every name in the dictionary as you fight him/her.
When you think of ways to improve the game.
When you spend four or five hours writing and thinking of stuff in this tthread.
When you are able to undersatnd Auron.
When you think about the meaning of the game.
When you know what the meaning of the whole Saga was.
When you think Soras Saga isn't over yet.
When KH/2 is all you ever think about.
When you try to use the magic in the game.
When you play the games soundtracks so much you know the names of all the songs and their tunes by hearts.
Well, that is all I can think of at the moment, but I will either edit or preform another long post if I think of more.
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