Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)

[redharry123]

I'M BACK! from.....not being here.......ya ok....*rubs nose*......o.o.......*looks around*......um.....Without the Heartless rox my sox........lol i dont need to be gabe's #1 fan.....cause i'm his best friend! OH! YA! UH HUH! *moon walks away from angry #1 fan wannabe's*

 

[FlyingTomato1]

I luv your fanfic!U R A Genious!!!! So far as i know you like fans so u have another fan now !!! YA!!!!!

 

[Dread]

Heya gabe remember me?
Oh and BTW i havent been here for a long long time

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

I luv your fanfic!U R A Genious!!!! So far as i know you like fans so u have another fan now !!! YA!!!!!

FlyingTomatoes, huh? I guess I won't have to worry about you tossing tomatoes at me, right? =D Welcome to teh fic, first things first, call me Gabriel, not King.

Second; Advertise for meh? *waving rep points around* Ignore the "Support Gays" banner, thats mine... http://photobucket.com/albums/y41/LordGabriel/X_X/

Third; Are you a newbie? If so, can I adopt you???


Fourth:

Myra: So you haven’t adopted him yet?
Tyra: Not yet…Maybe tomorrow.
Myra: This is a big responsibility.
Akira: stops running) A BIG responsibility!
Myra: picks Akira up) You gotta learn to tolerate ignorant behavior.
Akira: Tolerate ignorant behavior.
Myra: Deal with their snobbishness.
Akira: Deal with it!
Myra: Of course, I don’t have that from Akira. She's an angel.
Akira: I’m an angel.
Myra: Pay attention to them.
Akira: Pay attention to me.
Myra: Verbal harassment is not a good punishment at all.
Akira: Give me three dollars.
Myra: What else is there?
Akira: Give me four dollars.
Myra: I know there's more, I just don’t remember.
Akira: digs in nose)... (wipes bugar on Myra's shoulder) What comes after four?
Myra: Oh well, I’m sure you’ll be great.
Akira: Give me ten dollars.
Myra: You’re so cute.
Myra kisses Akira and sets her down.
Myra: Go play.
Akira goes back to running around.
Akira: giggles)
Rin: chases her)
Tyra: So, did you hear about Kovue? He’s so rich now.
Myra: I know...I wonder what he'll do with all that money.
Tyra: Me to-
Wakka: Pssst! Tyra!
Tyra: What, boy?!
Wakka: Come here.
Tyra goes over to Wakka and they start whispering.
Wakka: We-a gotta go, man.
Tyra: Why?!
Wakka whispers some more.
Tyra: …Oh.
Myra: Is everything okay?
Wakka: No we have to go-
Tyra: He’s just got an-
Wakka: No! Let’s go!
Tyra: We’re gonna go now. Caesar?!
Caesar runs in with Akira chasing him. She runs into his back.
Wakka: Come on-a Caesar. (picks Caesar up)
Tyra: Bye, baby sister.
Myra: Um…Bye then.
Caesar: What’s with your pants, Wakka?
Wakka: Shhhh!
Myra: They’re so strange, Akira.
Myra picks Akira up and pokes her nose.
Akira: giggles) Hot dog.
Myra sticks her head out of the door.
Myra: Hey, do you know where Kovue is?
Tyra: He's at the coliseum.
Myra: Riku!
Riku: runs over)H uh?
Myra: You’re babysitting. I gotta go.
Riku: Again?! Can’t I come?!
Myra: No.
Riku: Why?
Myra: Don’t wanna ruin the surprise. Bye! (runs out)
Riku watches Myra leave. Akira sits on the floor, staring at him. Riku stares back until Akira goes the bedroom to play with Rin. Riku goes into the master bedroom and snags one of Myra’s bras from the drawers. He soaks in it water and then puts it in the cooler.
Riku: snickers) (plops on the couch) Man…They don’t have televisions here…Akira, Rin, come in here and entertain me!
Later, when Myra gets to the coliseum…There are fan girls courting Kovue everywhere he turns.
S-dad: Ladies, ladies. There's enough of me to go around.
S-mom: No there isn’t!
S-dad: Now get the heck outta here.
The other ladies slowly walk out.
Myra: Heyyyyy.
S-dad: What’s up, doll face?
Myra: I need a favor.
S-dad: That’s all you people want from me since I’ve gotten so rich!
Myra: Riku's birthday is coming up in like 5 days and I was wondering if we could throw a huge bash for him...Here.
S-dad: Oh… Well in THAT case, consider it done! This party is going to be off the hizzey fo sheezy!
Myra: Thanks…And stop trying to talk cool.
Myra starts to walk out.
S-dad: You just hating woman!
On the day of the party… (major skipping lol)
Myra is guiding Riku to the mansion while he is blindfolded.
Myra: blindfolds Riku) We’re almost there.
Riku: Why couldn’t you just get me a razor for my birthday?
Myra: I got you something better.
Akira and Rin couldnt come of course. It’s an adult party. Everyone jumps out and-
Everyone: Happy birthday!!!
Riku: ...
Myra: Oops.
Myra takes the blindfold off Riku.
Myra: Sorry!
Riku: looks around) ...Is all this for me?
Myra: YAH!
Everyone goes over to Riku, hugging him and wishing him a happy birthday.
Riku: You shouldn’t have…You really shouldn’t have.
The people go and get their presents.
Myra: Is something wrong?
Riku: Yeah.
Myra: What?
Riku: All this attention.
Myra: Shy?
Riku: The problem.
Myra: What problem?
Tyra walks over with her gift. Her and Wakka bought Riku two pairs of jeans.
Tyra: Here. It’s called denim. You wear it when you can’t go anywhere without getting an erection, like YOU. That way, people don’t see it and get disturbed-
Riku: I really needed this!
Riku runs to the bathroom to try on a pair.
Tyra: Jerk...He didn’t even say thank you! (stomps over to beverage table)
Wakka: Ahahaha! (follows her)
Myra: …Popcorn!
Myra strolls over to the popcorn maker.
Riku changes pants in the bathroom and-
Riku: Ahhh a perfect fit… He looks in the mirror.
Riku: …Argh.
He tries to look away but his eyes keep wandering back to the image and he BASHES THE MIRROR IN. Glass breaks and shatters, hitting the floor. An alarm goes off and Riku runs from the bathroom. He runs into Myra, knocking her drink into her bosom.
Myra: Riku!!!
Riku: Oh, I’m sorry! I’m really sorry-
Myra: It’s okay, I just need to…I’ll be right back.


And lastly, if I have no more entries by tomorrow, Dark Keyblade, you win teh numbah one spot. And lol Maggie, Andrew is trying to take you place as my best best best friend. Hes doin a g00d job of it. >.<

 

[King_Mickey1000]

whats with him and breaking mirrors?

So can I be number 2?
Nobody else asked this!
I ASKED FIRST YOU ASSWIPES!

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

Great chapter gabe! All these recent chapters have been the greatest! LOL denim...erection disguises, that made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. and what the hell was up with wakka? I think i have an idea after akira said "hot dog" but im still not sure

 

[Kingdom2917]

Great chapter Gabe. that was funny Myra forgot to pull off the blindfold.

O and Gabe I was able to find a way so I can put one of those sigs in, so don't count me out of number 1 spot just yet.

 

[SoRaBhK_dUdE]

WEEEE chapter!! Funny chapter Gabriel. Why is Riku braking mirors al the time? Have to read next chapter!! Great chapter again.

 

[redharry123]

Maggie, Andrew is trying to take you place as my best best best friend. Hes doin a g00d job of it. >.<

WHAT! *calls eughy's mob* hi ya, i need the mob, uh huh...y a i'll hold. no just guns, 3 minutes or my money back? really?....you'll torture him too? only five dollars? uh huh.....mm hmm...i see....no no grenades wont be necissary...well i mena , if you want to use them sure but....oh....ok ya....bye thanks! *hangs up phone*...o.o...>.> .....<.<.......um....ya they'll be here in 2 minutes.......GABE'S MY BESTEST BEST BEST FRIEND! *huggles gabe* MINE!

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

*remembers not to upset harry for any reason whatsoever*

 

[redharry123]

*gives Dark_Keyblade a cookie*

OH! and great chapter gabe! *glares at andrew*......*huggles gabe* MINE!

 

[FlyingTomato1]

Yes i am a newbie! Srry i dont want to be adopted.I have to take care of my tomato minions and teach them to fly so they can delivermy muffins(yum). I've advertised to 2 of my friends but they havent had a chance to read but so far they say they want to read it.

 

[redharry123]

*hands Dark_Keyblade the shiny star pin that says: Gabe's #1 fan* Wear it proud. Say it loud. *cries* i remember when i was his #1 fan. good times...many memories. *sigh* and previews..i gots ssoooooo many preveiws of chapters. *shakes Dark_Keyblad's hand* I DUB THEE...THE GABETH'S NEW #1 FAN! *crowd goes wild. mob launches fireworks* ooo pretty lights!




ok gabe...NOW POST THE CHAPTER OR MEET THY DOOOOOOOOM! *points at mob* ...DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[Kingdom2917]

Hey, Gabe tomorrow don't give him the number one spot just yet, cause I am having someone make me a WOTH sig and they will give me the link to the sig tomorrow.

 

[Dark_Keyblade]

O_O Shiny pin...Lol thanks harry, but i think we should give Kingdom his chance to prove himself. He seems really bent onto being the #1 fan.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Hey, Gabe tomorrow don't give him the number one spot just yet, cause I am having someone make me a WOTH sig and they will give me the link to the sig tomorrow.

K, but did you see my other post about what you have to do to be number one?! Finnnnnnnnnnd it.

whats with him and breaking mirrors?

*loves answering fan questions* Riku breaks mirrors because he sees his father in them.

Yes i am a newbie! Srry i dont want to be adopted.I have to take care of my tomato minions and teach them to fly so they can delivermy muffins(yum). I've advertised to 2 of my friends but they havent had a chance to read but so far they say they want to read it.

You don't want to be adopted?!?! *broken heart* </3 xD jk

Wellllll....*bored* What do I do now? ...Post a chapter???

 

[King_Mickey1000]

Yes Chapter!!!!!plz!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[redharry123]

HELLS YES U POST ANOTHER CHAPTER! HHHEEEEEEELLLLSSSS YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!! ....>.>.....<.<....*picks up cellphone and dials mob* ya hey guys. gabe's postin a chapter...ya...u dont need to torture him now....no..no i know i get it....uh huh....ya...plan is still on for andrew...ya....i'll come over for dinner tomorrow....wat are we having?...pizza?..ya ok..cool...bye mob *hangs up cellphone* ....>.>...<.<........POST!

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Yes Chapter!!!!!plz!!!!!!!!!!!

Hm...Really?!
Okay. Im thinking of a numberzzz between 1 and 3. Guess the numberzzZzZzz and you gets a chapterzzzz.

 

[King_Mickey1000]

O_O
I want Pizza!