Erm. O.O
Im behind on my typing... o.o ITS NOT MY FAULT!
I couldnt update until my sister made my lemon and she was taking so long!
Argh!
o.o...And you idiots! Youre wrong! Stupid stupid stupid! xD jk But teh numbah is -324Gabe. =P
Myra scurries off to the bathroom. A lady coming out of the bathroom holds the door open for Myra.
Myra: Thank you.
Amy: No problem.
The girl (Amy) is very sexy and has a lusty look on her face.
Riku: Sigh. (smacks self) Stupid stupid stupid!
Amy stands in the ball room, looking around for any hot guy. Sora and Kairi are talking to Riku. They are handing him his birthday present from them.
Sora: hands Riku a razor) You have got to shave that thing, Riku.
Kairi; It makes you look old.
Riku: Maybe if you didn’t have it, when you looked in the mirror, you wouldn’t see your dad.
Riku: Riiiiiight.
Kairi: The instructions are on the back of the box incase you can’t do it yourself.
Riku: Sure. Thanks.
Riku puts the shaver in his pocket and goes back to the punch bowl.
Kovue is talking to Amy and pointing at Riku.
Riku: Argh…
S-dad: That’s the guy.
Amy: Okay, thanks, Kovue!
Amy kisses Kovue on the cheek and walks toward Riku.
S-mom: Who was she?!
S-dad: No one special.
S-mom: Yeah right!
Sora’s mom punches him in the gut.
S-dad: OW!
Riku watches Amy as she comes trotting toward him.
Riku: …
Amy: skips over to Riku)
Riku’s eyes lock on to her breasts.
Amy; Hi!
Riku: …Hello.
Amy: Are you the birthday boy?
Riku: Yes.
Amy: I have a present for you, Riku. (winks at him)
Riku: What kind of present?
Amy: A birthday present, silly.
Riku: Is it something I can touch?
Amy: You can touch all you want.
Riku: Is it something that will get me in trouble?
Amy: Maybe, but I like trouble.
Riku: What is it?
Amy: It’s a surprise!
Riku: ...When do I get it?
Amy: As soon as you want it. Am I making you nervous?
Amy puts her hands on Riku’s strong pushup-swollen chest.
Riku: Of course not.
Amy: Are you suffering from paranoia? (moves hands over his chest)
Riku; No.
Amy: Okay. Would you like to get your present?
Tyra: And I was like “No!” and-
Tyra glances at Riku and her eyes widen.
Tyra: Who is that woman over there hitting on my sister’s man?!
S-dad: That’s my friend Amy.
Tyra: I think she needs a little more eye shadow! (pops knuckles) Why is she being so friendly?!
S-dad: It’s her job.
Tyra: What?! You hired a WHORE to seduce Riku?!?!?!
S-dad: Uh-
Tyra: When Myra finds out about this-
Amy: Let’s go.
Amy smiles and takes Riku’s hand and pulls him toward the back.
Riku: Let’s go where?!
Amy: To my hotel room, Riku. (pulls him)
Myra comes thru the hallway and sees Amy dragging Riku off.
Riku: But…I don’t wanna-
Riku glances back at Myra.
Myra: ...
Assuming the worst, Myra runs back into the bathroom.
Tyra: See what you did!
Tyra back hand smacks Kovue and follows Myra.
Tyra: Myra, wait up!
S-dad: OW!
Wakka: It-a hurts ya?
S-dad: ...Ow…
In Amy's hotel room...
Amy: pushes Riku on the bed)
Riku: I’m not too sure about this.
Amy: You’re so funny.
Amy pulls her dress off revealing her naked body.
Hehehehehehehehe…
Riku: Um!
Amy sits in Riku’s lap.
Amy: Ready for your present?
Riku: No-
Amy French kisses him.
Riku: …
She kisses him again and he kisses her back. She starts to unbutton his pants.
Amy: unbuttons his pants)
Riku: Uh, stop.
Amy: Huh?
Riku: I can’t do this.
Amy: You just need some motivation.(unzips his pants) I can already tell you want me; you’re as hard as a bat-
Riku: Hey! I’m trying to be nice cause you’re so horny, but I already told you!
Riku pushes her off.
Riku: I said I don’t want it, so back the hell off of me! Damn!
Amy: You don’t wanna sleep with me?!
Riku: No! I don’t even know your name!
Amy: Then why do have a condom in your pocket?!
Riku: Because I’ve got something planned and it doesn’t include you!
Amy bursts out crying after Riku walks out, slamming the door.
Amy: I’m a slut!!! (cries)
A few seconds later…
Riku: knocks on her door) ...-
Amy: It’s open!
Riku: comes in) Can I use your bathroom?
Amy: sniffles) Sure.
Riku goes in her bathroom and looks in the mirror.
Riku: ...
He gets out his razor and shaves his beard and mustache.
Amy: cries)
Riku: Now that looks good.
Amy: What are you doing in-
Riku busts the mirror.
Amy screams and then faints. One again, the alarm goes off and Riku runs out. He runs down the halls, pass the men’s’ bathroom when-
Tyra: I know, Myra. (opens door)
Riku: runs into the door)
Riku blacks out for a couple of seconds and falls.