haha hercules got pwned!
If eughy is still number 1 then im number 2!
I was the first one to post when gabe came back >=)
If eughy is still number 1 then im number 2!
I was the first one to post when gabe came back >=)
Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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XD Hercules got kicked in the balls
nice chapter! updaaaaaaaaaate @_@
nice chapter! updaaaaaaaaaate @_@
LMFAO this chapter was hilarious! I can't believe Tidus had to steal the engagement ring! And waiting for someone to tell him his fly was down, priceless! I knew Sora's dad was gonna kick hercules' a**, but i didn't think he would kick his balls! Awsome chapter gabe. Although i think i should be the #1 fan, i don't really think it matters that much. But i will always be a loyal fan.
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE NUMER ONE! xD
ok you know what skip it let him choose dont say you deserve to be ok i dont care who he picks just dont bug him he is a great writer who needs his rest sometimes.
Just to clear some things up, me and Eughy, were both number one, I was number 1 first, then Gabe also made Eughy number one, so we were both number 1.
Hey, keep all this up KG_VXI
You know what kingdom, keep the #1 fan title. Whant to know the truth? Im happy just being a fan of Gabe and really don't need a title to show that i am loyal fan.
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Lol BAM In the balls lmao funny chapter. He made them change their minds.Can I be the number 2.5 fan? No, really I mean it.
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FIRST! *trying to come up with a tie breaker*
The ref walks over to Kovue and holds his arms up.
S-mom: runs out of crowd and jumps S-dad) You won!
S-dad: drops eyeballs) See, I told ya I could do it!
Some people come and carry Hercules's body out.
Akira: COOOOL!
Myra: Oh...my…god...
Riku: massages feet)
Akira: I want a hat!
Myra: ...Okay. Riku put your shoes back on.
Riku: Okay. (puts shoes back on) So where are we going?
Myra: The gift shop; Akira wants a hat.
Riku: I’m going back to the hotel. Bye-
Myra: But you have to protect us!
Riku: climbs down) You’ll be okay.
Myra: I need some help getting down these steps! (holds Akira)
Riku smiles and runs back up the steps to get her. Then he scoops her up and carries her down with Akira.
Akira: WEEEEE!
Riku: sets Myra down) That was too easy. I guess I’ll see you at the hotel?
Myra: Okay then.
Riku: Bye sweetie.
Riku pinches Akira’s cheeks.
Akira: Bye daddy!
Riku starts off and Myra takes Akira and Rin in the opposite direction towards the gift shop.
S-dad: I won! I win! I won! I win! Hahaaaa!
A newspaper reporter runs over to him with a pencil and pad.
NR: Sir, how do you feel now that you’ve beaten our former champ?
S-dad: I feel great!
NR: What will you do with all the prize money?
S-dad: I haven’t decided yet. (scratches head)
NR: Is it true that you bet Hercules with your freedom? We’re you that confident?
S-dad: Yep, now I’ve got his titled and his money!
NR: Are you looking forward to defending your new title?
S-dad: W-what?! I have to fight?!
NR: You ARE the new champion.
S-dad: I quit. I’m keeping the money and the museum. Screw this.
Kovue walks off and Sora’s mom follows.
The news reporter grins and starts logging down the situation.
...Back up in the bleachers...
Tyra: So, what are you gonna do now?
Caesar: I dunno...But I sure am hungry and starved.
Tyra: And you need a bath.
Caesar: That too…
Caesar pulls his puppy dog eyes trick.
Tyra: ...
Caesars: pokes lip out)
They stare at each other.
Tyra: ...
Wakka: clears throat)
Tyra: Uh, you can come with us.
Caesars: …Okay!
Tyra: Come on.
Wakka: Aw, naw man! No!!!
They all three climb down and make their way to their apartment.
Later around sunset at the hotel’s hot tub…
Kairi: Spill.
Sora: What?
Kairi: I saw the ring.
Sora: What ring?
Kairi: The ring that Tidus had.
Sora: It was an engagement ring.
Kairi: Really? I knew it! They’re finally getting married!
Sora: Sigh...Hey, what are we gonna get Riku for his birthday?
Kairi; Something to shave his beard.
Sora: Seriously.
Meanwhile....
Riku: combs beard)
Myra comes in.
Myra: Geeze, Riku, you even comb it?
Myra smiles and walks over to the tub and starts to run the water.
Riku: Need me to leave?
Myra: No, I’m just washing my hands. Akira spit on me and she won’t move out of the kitchen sink now.
Riku: Oh…I need a razor... (looks in mirror) ...-
Myra: What you want for your birthday-
Riku bashes the mirror in. Myra squeals.
Myra: Agh!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!?! (falls in tub)
Riku: ...
His fist starts to bleed.
Myra: We’re gonna have to pay for that!
Riku: ...Sorry…
Myra sighs and shakes her head.
Myra: It’s okay. Come on, you’re bleeding.
Myra takes his hand and puts it in the tub and fills more water into it. Riku looks at Myra’s butt.
Somebody knocks on the door.
Akira: GEEEEEEEE! (runs into the door) OW! (cries) Mommy!!!
Myra: Just keep you hand in the water, okay?
She gets up and walks to the front door, picks Akira up, and opens the door.
Tyra, Wakka, and Caesar are at the door.
Caesar: runs in) Hey!
Akira: stops crying and runs circles around Caesar) Hi! Hi! Hi!
Caesar frowns and then smiles. He trips Akira.
Akira: falls) Gasp! (trips him)
Caesar: falls on her)
Akira: gets up and runs to bedroom)
Caesar: chases her)
Akira: closes door)
Caesar: runs into door)
Akira giggles. Myra and Tyra go into the kitchen to talk and Wakka goes around looking for Riku to chat.
Tyra: What if I told you I was thinking about having a kid?
Caesar, Akira, and Rin go into the bedroom to play.
Myra: You’re pregnant?! Oh my god! You don’t look pregnant! (pokes her stomach)-
Tyra: I’m-
Myra: Lemme tell ya how to lose all the baby fat-
Tyra: I’m not-
Myra: Was it an accident?! What are you gonna name it?!
Tyra: MYRA! (grabs her shoulders and holds her still) I’m NOT pregnant!
Myra: What?! Then why aren’t you home?! You two should get busy!-
Tyra: We’re not gonna HAVE a kid!
Myra: ...I don’t get it.
Tyra: I was thinking of adopting a kid...
Wakka: digs in nose)
Myra: What kid?
Tyra: That little boy who just ran in here.
Myra: ...What boy?
Tyra: …Wakka, go find Caesar!
Myra: Who's Caesar?
Wakka: Argh. (climbs up from couch)
Wakka comes back dragging Caesar by his collar.
Wakka: Here it-a is, yah.
Tyra smacks Wakka.
Wakka: Owa! What did I do?!
Caesar: snickers)
Tyra: Don’t drag him like that, Wakka!(picks Caesar up) THIS is Caesar.
Caesar: Hey, I saw you earlier!
Myra: Hi...So, you’re not pregnant?
Tyra: Nooo! (sets Caesar down)
Akira: runs into Caesar) Think fast!
Caesar: falls)
Rin: runs into Akira) (crawls under Akira's legs and jumps on Caesar)
Caesar: Oof!
Myra: It seems like they already like him.
Riku comes out of the bathroom.
Riku: wraps tissue around fist) Whoa! Look at that big*** head!
Tyra: Very funny. I hate you.
Riku: Awww, and I love you so much, auntie.
Wakka: Can-a I use you bathroom, yah?
Tyra: elbows him) Wakka! I told you to go before we left!
Myra: You’re so abusive. Sure, Wakka, it’s down that way... Look out for glass on the floor. (glares at Riku)
Wakka: Thanks. I see-a who is the nice sista, man. (goes in bathroom)
Riku: Who's that kid?
Tyra: He's my kid.
Riku: Ohh, did he come out of your head?
Tyra: …
Riku: Your head just looks a tad smaller.
Tyra: You’re working on my nerves, Riku.
Riku: Ooooooh, scary!
Tyra: Get your dog out of my face, Myra, before I hurt him.
Riku: sticks tongue out)
Tyra: I’m gonna kick you-
Myra: Riku, STOP, you do not wanna see her when she turns mad.
Riku: I’ve seen it. She turns into a witch-
Myra: Riku, I’m serious.
Riku: I was just playing.
Myra: Come here.
She pulls his head down by her mouth and whispers something in his ear.
Riku: Really? Tonight?
Myra: Yes.
Riku: Oh okay! I will behave now!
Before Riku’s can grin, Akira runs into his crotch.
Akira: Move it, daddy! (runs around)
Riku: Nrrrrghh!!! (grabs crotch) She’s got a forehead of steal.
Riku crawls to the bathroom and closes the door.
The ref walks over to Kovue and holds his arms up.
S-mom: runs out of crowd and jumps S-dad) You won!
S-dad: drops eyeballs) See, I told ya I could do it!
Some people come and carry Hercules's body out.
Akira: COOOOL!
Myra: Oh...my…god...
Riku: massages feet)
Akira: I want a hat!
Myra: ...Okay. Riku put your shoes back on.
Riku: Okay. (puts shoes back on) So where are we going?
Myra: The gift shop; Akira wants a hat.
Riku: I’m going back to the hotel. Bye-
Myra: But you have to protect us!
Riku: climbs down) You’ll be okay.
Myra: I need some help getting down these steps! (holds Akira)
Riku smiles and runs back up the steps to get her. Then he scoops her up and carries her down with Akira.
Akira: WEEEEE!
Riku: sets Myra down) That was too easy. I guess I’ll see you at the hotel?
Myra: Okay then.
Riku: Bye sweetie.
Riku pinches Akira’s cheeks.
Akira: Bye daddy!
Riku starts off and Myra takes Akira and Rin in the opposite direction towards the gift shop.
S-dad: I won! I win! I won! I win! Hahaaaa!
A newspaper reporter runs over to him with a pencil and pad.
NR: Sir, how do you feel now that you’ve beaten our former champ?
S-dad: I feel great!
NR: What will you do with all the prize money?
S-dad: I haven’t decided yet. (scratches head)
NR: Is it true that you bet Hercules with your freedom? We’re you that confident?
S-dad: Yep, now I’ve got his titled and his money!
NR: Are you looking forward to defending your new title?
S-dad: W-what?! I have to fight?!
NR: You ARE the new champion.
S-dad: I quit. I’m keeping the money and the museum. Screw this.
Kovue walks off and Sora’s mom follows.
The news reporter grins and starts logging down the situation.
...Back up in the bleachers...
Tyra: So, what are you gonna do now?
Caesar: I dunno...But I sure am hungry and starved.
Tyra: And you need a bath.
Caesar: That too…
Caesar pulls his puppy dog eyes trick.
Tyra: ...
Caesars: pokes lip out)
They stare at each other.
Tyra: ...
Wakka: clears throat)
Tyra: Uh, you can come with us.
Caesars: …Okay!
Tyra: Come on.
Wakka: Aw, naw man! No!!!
They all three climb down and make their way to their apartment.
Later around sunset at the hotel’s hot tub…
Kairi: Spill.
Sora: What?
Kairi: I saw the ring.
Sora: What ring?
Kairi: The ring that Tidus had.
Sora: It was an engagement ring.
Kairi: Really? I knew it! They’re finally getting married!
Sora: Sigh...Hey, what are we gonna get Riku for his birthday?
Kairi; Something to shave his beard.
Sora: Seriously.
Meanwhile....
Riku: combs beard)
Myra comes in.
Myra: Geeze, Riku, you even comb it?
Myra smiles and walks over to the tub and starts to run the water.
Riku: Need me to leave?
Myra: No, I’m just washing my hands. Akira spit on me and she won’t move out of the kitchen sink now.
Riku: Oh…I need a razor... (looks in mirror) ...-
Myra: What you want for your birthday-
Riku bashes the mirror in. Myra squeals.
Myra: Agh!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!?! (falls in tub)
Riku: ...
His fist starts to bleed.
Myra: We’re gonna have to pay for that!
Riku: ...Sorry…
Myra sighs and shakes her head.
Myra: It’s okay. Come on, you’re bleeding.
Myra takes his hand and puts it in the tub and fills more water into it. Riku looks at Myra’s butt.
Somebody knocks on the door.
Akira: GEEEEEEEE! (runs into the door) OW! (cries) Mommy!!!
Myra: Just keep you hand in the water, okay?
She gets up and walks to the front door, picks Akira up, and opens the door.
Tyra, Wakka, and Caesar are at the door.
Caesar: runs in) Hey!
Akira: stops crying and runs circles around Caesar) Hi! Hi! Hi!
Caesar frowns and then smiles. He trips Akira.
Akira: falls) Gasp! (trips him)
Caesar: falls on her)
Akira: gets up and runs to bedroom)
Caesar: chases her)
Akira: closes door)
Caesar: runs into door)
Akira giggles. Myra and Tyra go into the kitchen to talk and Wakka goes around looking for Riku to chat.
Tyra: What if I told you I was thinking about having a kid?
Caesar, Akira, and Rin go into the bedroom to play.
Myra: You’re pregnant?! Oh my god! You don’t look pregnant! (pokes her stomach)-
Tyra: I’m-
Myra: Lemme tell ya how to lose all the baby fat-
Tyra: I’m not-
Myra: Was it an accident?! What are you gonna name it?!
Tyra: MYRA! (grabs her shoulders and holds her still) I’m NOT pregnant!
Myra: What?! Then why aren’t you home?! You two should get busy!-
Tyra: We’re not gonna HAVE a kid!
Myra: ...I don’t get it.
Tyra: I was thinking of adopting a kid...
Wakka: digs in nose)
Myra: What kid?
Tyra: That little boy who just ran in here.
Myra: ...What boy?
Tyra: …Wakka, go find Caesar!
Myra: Who's Caesar?
Wakka: Argh. (climbs up from couch)
Wakka comes back dragging Caesar by his collar.
Wakka: Here it-a is, yah.
Tyra smacks Wakka.
Wakka: Owa! What did I do?!
Caesar: snickers)
Tyra: Don’t drag him like that, Wakka!(picks Caesar up) THIS is Caesar.
Caesar: Hey, I saw you earlier!
Myra: Hi...So, you’re not pregnant?
Tyra: Nooo! (sets Caesar down)
Akira: runs into Caesar) Think fast!
Caesar: falls)
Rin: runs into Akira) (crawls under Akira's legs and jumps on Caesar)
Caesar: Oof!
Myra: It seems like they already like him.
Riku comes out of the bathroom.
Riku: wraps tissue around fist) Whoa! Look at that big*** head!
Tyra: Very funny. I hate you.
Riku: Awww, and I love you so much, auntie.
Wakka: Can-a I use you bathroom, yah?
Tyra: elbows him) Wakka! I told you to go before we left!
Myra: You’re so abusive. Sure, Wakka, it’s down that way... Look out for glass on the floor. (glares at Riku)
Wakka: Thanks. I see-a who is the nice sista, man. (goes in bathroom)
Riku: Who's that kid?
Tyra: He's my kid.
Riku: Ohh, did he come out of your head?
Tyra: …
Riku: Your head just looks a tad smaller.
Tyra: You’re working on my nerves, Riku.
Riku: Ooooooh, scary!
Tyra: Get your dog out of my face, Myra, before I hurt him.
Riku: sticks tongue out)
Tyra: I’m gonna kick you-
Myra: Riku, STOP, you do not wanna see her when she turns mad.
Riku: I’ve seen it. She turns into a witch-
Myra: Riku, I’m serious.
Riku: I was just playing.
Myra: Come here.
She pulls his head down by her mouth and whispers something in his ear.
Riku: Really? Tonight?
Myra: Yes.
Riku: Oh okay! I will behave now!
Before Riku’s can grin, Akira runs into his crotch.
Akira: Move it, daddy! (runs around)
Riku: Nrrrrghh!!! (grabs crotch) She’s got a forehead of steal.
Riku crawls to the bathroom and closes the door.
Wasn't Wakka in the bathroom, 
looks like Riku will have to wait.
looks like Riku will have to wait.Great chapter gabe! Lol i think Myra promised riku sex so he would behave! And i always crack up when someone gets hit in the crotch.
x.x I haven't been here forever and now I lost track of where I was.....
Start reading from the beginning if you have the time. I think i will read it all over again just cause it rocks so much.
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xD Akira is always running into Riku.
hehe, funny chapter as usual
hehe, funny chapter as usual
So is sora and his family are rich now?
thats like the 8th time somebody gets hit in the crotch xD
so hilarious!
thats like the 8th time somebody gets hit in the crotch xD
so hilarious!
KA, just look back like five pages from where I left on January 2nd!
And Ive got a tie breaker for you guys.
Suggested by Hilary: Sum up the fanfic in three sentences or less
My addition: Write one big sentence about why you like the fanfic!
And "i like it cause it rox my sox" dont count xD
Whoever's is teh bests will be my numbah one fan! Go at it! *rings bell*
And Ive got a tie breaker for you guys.
Suggested by Hilary: Sum up the fanfic in three sentences or less
My addition: Write one big sentence about why you like the fanfic!
And "i like it cause it rox my sox" dont count xD
Whoever's is teh bests will be my numbah one fan! Go at it! *rings bell*
I will comment on the fanfic, but i don't want to enter. Not because i dont think im worthy but because im happy just being a fan.
Without the heartless is a fan fic about love, hate, envy, anger, friendship, and jeleousy. It gives us a different view of kingdom hearts giving it an extremely funny edge that relate more to real life than video games. Basicly it has a bit of everything so anybody who reads it should enjoy it.
I like WTH because it has those certain crazy things you would imagine a video game character do in his everyday life and his future, also because it has a bit for everyone, it even has those juicy lemons the pervs love.
Without the heartless is a fan fic about love, hate, envy, anger, friendship, and jeleousy. It gives us a different view of kingdom hearts giving it an extremely funny edge that relate more to real life than video games. Basicly it has a bit of everything so anybody who reads it should enjoy it.
I like WTH because it has those certain crazy things you would imagine a video game character do in his everyday life and his future, also because it has a bit for everyone, it even has those juicy lemons the pervs love.
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Nice chapter and my mom picked me up early today . At least I'm at home and not outside. Friday the 13th made me fall down the stairs . Great chapter King.
. At least I'm at home and not outside. Friday the 13th made me fall down the stairs . Great chapter King.Dark_Keyblade said:
Whoa, who wants to compete with that?
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