LOL!!!!!! LOL OLOL LOLOLOL! lol, sorry I was thinking about if he did do something.
But the way he was laughing suggests it, right?! xD
But the way he was laughing suggests it, right?! xD
Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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omg! r u saying there's going to be another lemon! XD (ya um, still dont uderstand why it's called a lemon..i mean, lemons are sour! and, um sex scenes aren't sour..they just aren't)
Noooo I did that once but I aint doin it any time soon.
And guys! Lay off Myra for once! Yeah she got a BAD memory but before the end of this fanfic, youre all going to be INLOVE with Myra! xD She's my fav character! Anybody want any help on invisioning what the characters look like? I got it all in mah head!
And guys! Lay off Myra for once! Yeah she got a BAD memory but before the end of this fanfic, youre all going to be INLOVE with Myra! xD She's my fav character! Anybody want any help on invisioning what the characters look like? I got it all in mah head!
okey dokie, thats reassuring, I guess since all of Riku’s ( I was going to say girlfriends but I jump to conclusions too fast) umm.. oh hell, girlfriends, are crazy… is she going to end up being riku Girlfriend, or is that just what we are supposed to think?
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Pfft! Like Gabe would tell!
Good! I don't like the 'lemons' as you guys call them!
SELPHIE! STOP DAWDLING I DIDN'T SPELL THAT RIGHT, BUT WHATEVER! STOP PLAYING AROUND, SELPHIE AND FIND YOU CLOTHES! OR A TOWEL!
Good! I don't like the 'lemons' as you guys call them!
SELPHIE! STOP DAWDLING I DIDN'T SPELL THAT RIGHT, BUT WHATEVER! STOP PLAYING AROUND, SELPHIE AND FIND YOU CLOTHES! OR A TOWEL!
Aight, I'll give you ONE preview. She's already his girlfriend, thats how fast she is. xD And theyre going to have a daughter Akira, she's going to be EVERYBODY's favorite character.
Moving on to the next morning… The sky is really daaaaaark.
Selphie: wakes up) EEEEEEH! Why are you in my bed?!
Tidus: Because you told me not to leave when it was storming.
Selphie: Oh…Well why are you naked?!
Tidus: You’re naked too.
Selphie: …Oh my God!!!! Tidus! (hops up and runs into the bathroom and slams the door)
Tidus: Selphie! (runs to the door) It’s not what you think! Nothing happened! Selphie!
A tornado forms over the ocean. It touches the water and forms a whirlpool and soon starts tossing sand everywhere. Tidus looks out the window when he hears some hit the window.
Tidus: …Cool!
Meanwhile…
Sora: Ahh. I need fresh air. Good morning Kairi.
He goes to his window and opens it up to take a whiff of fresh island air but instead gets a mouth full of sand.
Sora: chokes) Aagh! Ack! Kairi! AAAAGH!
Kairi: hits him in the gut) Are you okay?
Sora: coughs up sand) Ack! (sticks head out window and pukes)
Kairi: pats his back and looks outside) Isn’t morning? Look how dark it is outside.
Sora: coughs) I think the clouds are blocking the sun.
Kairi: Why is sand flying everywhere?
Sora: points) That tornado thingy is throwing it around! (clears throat)
Kairi: pats him harder) Sora?
Sora: pukes again)
Kairi: Ewww…
…
In the darkest depths of HELL!!!...
Marylyn: watches Sora and Kairi) Kairi’s such a cute little girl. Very attractive, very sweet. She’s the woman of his dreams.
Sandy: Whatever.
Marylyn: Hey shut up! You couldn’t even kill her!
Sandy: You couldn’t either!
Marylyn: I did kill her! I drowned her and she was dead! She wasn’t breathing and her heart wasn’t beating!
Sandy: And she just got up?
Marylyn: Yeah! Right when I was about to slice into Sora she just came back to life! Just like with you.
Sandy: What DID happen?
Marylyn: Sora just kissed her and she woke up… Hmm… And you shot Sora, didn’t you!
K-dad: … (stares at her)
Marylyn: Hey you! I’m talking to you, stupid!
K-dad: frowns)
Marylyn: Why don’t you ever talk to me?! (casts fire around him) Answer me!
K-dad: Yeah I shot him. But he got right up.
Marylyn: Exactly… (snaps whip) Why don’t you ever talk to me?
K-dad: Because I hate you! I hate being here!
Marylyn: You put yourself here. Hahaha! (laughs) You tried to rape your own daughter! What happened? You weren’t getting enough from your wife?! Hahaha!
K-dad: sighs)
Marylyn: What’s wrong? Is mister “rape my own daughter” sad?
K-dad: Can we stop talking about that?!
Marylyn: Don’t get mad at me just because you wanted to screw your OWN daughter!
K-dad: Stop it! I love my daughter!
Marylyn: Yeah you love her in the wrong way. Hahaha!
K-dad: cries)
Marylyn: What was the point of doing that anyway?
K-dad: To get back at Sora.
Marylyn: Because he stole your little girl? You don’t like it when Sora bones your little girl?
K-dad: Shut up!
Marylyn: Don’t you want to hear about your daughter’s love life? YOU tried to rape her, stupid! (laughs)
K-dad: I just want you to shut up!
Marylyn: Can’t take a little romance?! (kisses him)
K-dad: Stop!
Marylyn: Buddy, I own you now. You should have thought of that before you doomed yourself to an eternal fiery hell. I had this spot saved for you ever since I went to that damned island. (pinches his cheeks)
K-dad: God, I wish I could just beat the shi-
Marylyn: You did not just say that! I know you didn’t just say-
Sandy: The poupu fruit! They shared it! Joined destinies! I’ve figured it out! We have to kill them both at the same time!
Marylyn: …That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard but you may be right. I’ll deal with you later, grandma.
K-dad: Grrr.
Marylyn: Sandy, I’m sending you back to finish the job.
Back on the island, in Riku’s house…
Riku is making out with Myra and the whirlpool sends Sandy swinging into the window.
Myra: Agh!
Riku: Holy shit!
Sandy: Hey Riku. Who’s this hoe?
Myra: gasps)
Riku: How did you get back?! Why-
Sandy: It’s a long story, I was on this cheap raft and then all of a sudden BAM, the sharks are eating me alive and then I’m dead and I meet some chick named Marylyn-
Riku: Myra….RUN!!!
Myra: squeals) AAAAAAAAAAGH! (runs out the door)
Sandy: And I thought blondes were supposed to be the stupid ones.
Riku: gulps)
Sandy: See ya later, Riku. (leaves through the window)
Riku: Myra, wait for me! (runs downstairs)
Myra is hiding in the refrigerator.
GO AHEAD! ASK ME WHAT THE CHARACTERS LOOK LIKE! ILL TELL YOU!
Moving on to the next morning… The sky is really daaaaaark.
Selphie: wakes up) EEEEEEH! Why are you in my bed?!
Tidus: Because you told me not to leave when it was storming.
Selphie: Oh…Well why are you naked?!
Tidus: You’re naked too.
Selphie: …Oh my God!!!! Tidus! (hops up and runs into the bathroom and slams the door)
Tidus: Selphie! (runs to the door) It’s not what you think! Nothing happened! Selphie!
A tornado forms over the ocean. It touches the water and forms a whirlpool and soon starts tossing sand everywhere. Tidus looks out the window when he hears some hit the window.
Tidus: …Cool!
Meanwhile…
Sora: Ahh. I need fresh air. Good morning Kairi.
He goes to his window and opens it up to take a whiff of fresh island air but instead gets a mouth full of sand.
Sora: chokes) Aagh! Ack! Kairi! AAAAGH!
Kairi: hits him in the gut) Are you okay?
Sora: coughs up sand) Ack! (sticks head out window and pukes)
Kairi: pats his back and looks outside) Isn’t morning? Look how dark it is outside.
Sora: coughs) I think the clouds are blocking the sun.
Kairi: Why is sand flying everywhere?
Sora: points) That tornado thingy is throwing it around! (clears throat)
Kairi: pats him harder) Sora?
Sora: pukes again)
Kairi: Ewww…
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In the darkest depths of HELL!!!...
Marylyn: watches Sora and Kairi) Kairi’s such a cute little girl. Very attractive, very sweet. She’s the woman of his dreams.
Sandy: Whatever.
Marylyn: Hey shut up! You couldn’t even kill her!
Sandy: You couldn’t either!
Marylyn: I did kill her! I drowned her and she was dead! She wasn’t breathing and her heart wasn’t beating!
Sandy: And she just got up?
Marylyn: Yeah! Right when I was about to slice into Sora she just came back to life! Just like with you.
Sandy: What DID happen?
Marylyn: Sora just kissed her and she woke up… Hmm… And you shot Sora, didn’t you!
K-dad: … (stares at her)
Marylyn: Hey you! I’m talking to you, stupid!
K-dad: frowns)
Marylyn: Why don’t you ever talk to me?! (casts fire around him) Answer me!
K-dad: Yeah I shot him. But he got right up.
Marylyn: Exactly… (snaps whip) Why don’t you ever talk to me?
K-dad: Because I hate you! I hate being here!
Marylyn: You put yourself here. Hahaha! (laughs) You tried to rape your own daughter! What happened? You weren’t getting enough from your wife?! Hahaha!
K-dad: sighs)
Marylyn: What’s wrong? Is mister “rape my own daughter” sad?
K-dad: Can we stop talking about that?!
Marylyn: Don’t get mad at me just because you wanted to screw your OWN daughter!
K-dad: Stop it! I love my daughter!
Marylyn: Yeah you love her in the wrong way. Hahaha!
K-dad: cries)
Marylyn: What was the point of doing that anyway?
K-dad: To get back at Sora.
Marylyn: Because he stole your little girl? You don’t like it when Sora bones your little girl?
K-dad: Shut up!
Marylyn: Don’t you want to hear about your daughter’s love life? YOU tried to rape her, stupid! (laughs)
K-dad: I just want you to shut up!
Marylyn: Can’t take a little romance?! (kisses him)
K-dad: Stop!
Marylyn: Buddy, I own you now. You should have thought of that before you doomed yourself to an eternal fiery hell. I had this spot saved for you ever since I went to that damned island. (pinches his cheeks)
K-dad: God, I wish I could just beat the shi-
Marylyn: You did not just say that! I know you didn’t just say-
Sandy: The poupu fruit! They shared it! Joined destinies! I’ve figured it out! We have to kill them both at the same time!
Marylyn: …That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard but you may be right. I’ll deal with you later, grandma.
K-dad: Grrr.
Marylyn: Sandy, I’m sending you back to finish the job.
Back on the island, in Riku’s house…
Riku is making out with Myra and the whirlpool sends Sandy swinging into the window.
Myra: Agh!
Riku: Holy shit!
Sandy: Hey Riku. Who’s this hoe?
Myra: gasps)
Riku: How did you get back?! Why-
Sandy: It’s a long story, I was on this cheap raft and then all of a sudden BAM, the sharks are eating me alive and then I’m dead and I meet some chick named Marylyn-
Riku: Myra….RUN!!!
Myra: squeals) AAAAAAAAAAGH! (runs out the door)
Sandy: And I thought blondes were supposed to be the stupid ones.
Riku: gulps)
Sandy: See ya later, Riku. (leaves through the window)
Riku: Myra, wait for me! (runs downstairs)
Myra is hiding in the refrigerator.
GO AHEAD! ASK ME WHAT THE CHARACTERS LOOK LIKE! ILL TELL YOU!
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Fine, gabe. Don't say I never did anything nice for you! -_-;;; What do the characters look like?
Nice chapter, btw. I HATE SANDY! SANDY! GO AWAY!
Riku! Quickly! Who you gonna call?! GHOST BUSTERS! SERIOUSLY!
Nice chapter, btw. I HATE SANDY! SANDY! GO AWAY!
Riku! Quickly! Who you gonna call?! GHOST BUSTERS! SERIOUSLY!
Do you have a picture of what tell look like cause I kinda already know what they look like, just a picture would be better then a thought.
So Sandy, Marylyn, and K-dad are in hell and they are thinking of a plot to kill Sora and Kiari, how nice....
Good chapter Gabe post more.
So Sandy, Marylyn, and K-dad are in hell and they are thinking of a plot to kill Sora and Kiari, how nice....
Good chapter Gabe post more.
I have a pic of SOME of them in my photobucket account, the without the heartless album..
Eh whatever.
I really just mean Myra and Tyra sense the others are IN the game.
Myra has long black silky hair, green eyes, ......uh...hot..xD Tyra has long brown hair and green eyes....and HOT! LOL didnt that help SO DAMN MUCH! WOW IM SO SMART!
Eh whatever.
I really just mean Myra and Tyra sense the others are IN the game.
Myra has long black silky hair, green eyes, ......uh...hot..xD Tyra has long brown hair and green eyes....and HOT! LOL didnt that help SO DAMN MUCH! WOW IM SO SMART!
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Wow, Gabe! You have such a way with words! Lol...
Don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me!
I forgot sandy. A blonde, average looking...=\Kinda masculan.
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Freaky! I hate Sandy!
And Riku thought that an average-looking boy-girl would make Kairi jealous?!
And Riku thought that an average-looking boy-girl would make Kairi jealous?!
sandy...*shudders* very scary...
post more soon! ...pleez....
post more soon! ...pleez....
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Lol. Ditto, Redharry123.
Yeah, can't wait for the newest chapter.
Yeah, can't wait for the newest chapter.
My gf agreed to be my forum wife!
..Pm me for invitations and info and..shit. Yeah pm me! (and yes I already have a flower girl)
..Pm me for invitations and info and..shit. Yeah pm me! (and yes I already have a flower girl)
yah! thats right all you people! Gabe has a flower girl....and it's ME! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHA YES!...*tears of joy* omg! i cant wait! this is going to be so awsome! i'm so happy for you gabe! when is it?
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Aw, you're not sending out invites? You mean I have to actually pm you? But I'm soo lazy!
Well, I'll try. But only because you're getting married, Gabe.
Well, I'll try. But only because you're getting married, Gabe.
Well yeah, I want people who WANT to come.
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*feels the icyness of Gabe's virtual tone* Jeez, it just got colder in here!
But I pm'd you, and you know it! So we're... cool. Haha! Get the pun?! I was talking about it being cold, and then... I said.... cool... and, well yeah, it wasn't a great pun.
But I pm'd you, and you know it! So we're... cool. Haha! Get the pun?! I was talking about it being cold, and then... I said.... cool... and, well yeah, it wasn't a great pun.
Wedding temporarily canceled.
Sandy walks over to Sora’s window and peaks in. Sora and Kairi are sitting on the bed, smooching.
Sandy: sneaks in) …Aw, you’re making out. I hope I’m not disturbing anything.
Sora: What the hell?!
Sandy: Hell is right, Sora! But have you ever been there?
Sora: …No.
Sandy: Would you like to go there?
Sora: scoffs) No.
Sandy: I could take you there. You and Kairi. (pulls out a gun)
Sora: grabs Kairi’s hands)
Sandy: fires the gun)
Just for fun, Marylyn does some freaky time slowing thing to watch the bullets as they hit Sora and Kairi, which gives a certain someone a chance to take action.
Marylyn: watches) Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
K-dad: …
Marylyn: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
K-dad: … (picks up a rock)
Marylyn: Three more inches baby! KILL KILL KILL!
K-dad: chunks the rock at Marylyn’s head)
Marylyn: Ahaha- OW!!!!
Suddenly, the bullets stop- turn around- and tear into Sandy, making her drop dead.
Kairi: Oh…my…God.
Marylyn’s face glows red with anger and fury as she turns toward Kairi’s dad. Her eyes reflect the picture of sparks falling from the sky and burning little children. Her hair catches fire and stands up, waving back and forth just like flames. Her voice morphs to that of a demon and she growls like a possessed dog in heat.
Marylyn: Grrrrrr.
K-dad: gulps)
Marylyn: AAAAAAGH! (casts a rings of fire around K-dad) You’re getting on my LAST NERVE ASSWIPE! ARG!
She looks back in her freaky globe and sees that Sandy is dead and she transports herself to Sora’s room and her appearance goes back to normal.
Marylyn slowly walks over to Sora and Kairi, stepping on Sandy.
Marylyn: Why did I even waste my time on you? (casts Sandy away)
Marylyn just stands there glaring at Sora and Kairi.
Sora: Uh! I’ll make you a deal! Um…I’ll kiss you if you leave us alone!
Marylyn: AHAHAHAHAH! Next!
Sora: …A frenchie?
Marylyn: Think big!
Sora: …Lap dance?
Marylyn: Spend the night with me in Hell!
Sora: No way!
Marylyn: Okay then watch me torture Kairi.
Kairi: WHAT!
Sora: Don’t hurt her!
Marylyn: Spend the night with me.
Sora: NO!
Marylyn: snaps whip at Kairi and wraps it around her arm) Your choice.
Kairi: SORA!
Sora: Uhm… Er… I- Okay! Just don’t hurt her!
Marylyn: smiles and lets Kairi go) Great! I’ll be back to get you around 8:00, or 8:01. I shouldn’t be late. See ya!
She leaves back down to Hell.
Kairi’s wrist starts to turn red where the whip was wrapped around it.
Sora: You’re not…mad are you?
Kairi: No Sora! I’m fine! I’m GREAT! (goes into the bathroom and slams the door)
Sora: … (punches a pillow) Damn, this is what I get for being so DAMN good looking!
Hehehe.
Sandy: So what happened?! Did you kill ‘em?!
Marylyn: laughs evilly and walks into her room)
Sandy walks over to Sora’s window and peaks in. Sora and Kairi are sitting on the bed, smooching.
Sandy: sneaks in) …Aw, you’re making out. I hope I’m not disturbing anything.
Sora: What the hell?!
Sandy: Hell is right, Sora! But have you ever been there?
Sora: …No.
Sandy: Would you like to go there?
Sora: scoffs) No.
Sandy: I could take you there. You and Kairi. (pulls out a gun)
Sora: grabs Kairi’s hands)
Sandy: fires the gun)
Just for fun, Marylyn does some freaky time slowing thing to watch the bullets as they hit Sora and Kairi, which gives a certain someone a chance to take action.
Marylyn: watches) Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
K-dad: …
Marylyn: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
K-dad: … (picks up a rock)
Marylyn: Three more inches baby! KILL KILL KILL!
K-dad: chunks the rock at Marylyn’s head)
Marylyn: Ahaha- OW!!!!
Suddenly, the bullets stop- turn around- and tear into Sandy, making her drop dead.
Kairi: Oh…my…God.
Marylyn’s face glows red with anger and fury as she turns toward Kairi’s dad. Her eyes reflect the picture of sparks falling from the sky and burning little children. Her hair catches fire and stands up, waving back and forth just like flames. Her voice morphs to that of a demon and she growls like a possessed dog in heat.
Marylyn: Grrrrrr.
K-dad: gulps)
Marylyn: AAAAAAGH! (casts a rings of fire around K-dad) You’re getting on my LAST NERVE ASSWIPE! ARG!
She looks back in her freaky globe and sees that Sandy is dead and she transports herself to Sora’s room and her appearance goes back to normal.
Marylyn slowly walks over to Sora and Kairi, stepping on Sandy.
Marylyn: Why did I even waste my time on you? (casts Sandy away)
Marylyn just stands there glaring at Sora and Kairi.
Sora: Uh! I’ll make you a deal! Um…I’ll kiss you if you leave us alone!
Marylyn: AHAHAHAHAH! Next!
Sora: …A frenchie?
Marylyn: Think big!
Sora: …Lap dance?
Marylyn: Spend the night with me in Hell!
Sora: No way!
Marylyn: Okay then watch me torture Kairi.
Kairi: WHAT!
Sora: Don’t hurt her!
Marylyn: Spend the night with me.
Sora: NO!
Marylyn: snaps whip at Kairi and wraps it around her arm) Your choice.
Kairi: SORA!
Sora: Uhm… Er… I- Okay! Just don’t hurt her!
Marylyn: smiles and lets Kairi go) Great! I’ll be back to get you around 8:00, or 8:01. I shouldn’t be late. See ya!
She leaves back down to Hell.
Kairi’s wrist starts to turn red where the whip was wrapped around it.
Sora: You’re not…mad are you?
Kairi: No Sora! I’m fine! I’m GREAT! (goes into the bathroom and slams the door)
Sora: … (punches a pillow) Damn, this is what I get for being so DAMN good looking!
Hehehe.
Sandy: So what happened?! Did you kill ‘em?!
Marylyn: laughs evilly and walks into her room)
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