always exciting to read your chapters, Gabriel
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Ahhhh that sucked sooo much when the forums were down but I like the new chapter... Kind of worried about Pirates speech!
hey, if you think my name sucks raise your hand "raises hand"
Keep goin, brother. lol Gabriel is my big stupid goat brother. But atleast he can write.
Shut up Kim, you know I can just come into your room while you're sleeping and choke you, right? ...And I dont look like a goat!!!!!!!Forced_Pain said:
Riku: Okay, Pirate.
Pirate: …Uh…Hehehe? …Oh, man. I’m like totally stoned now, I can’t remember the speech.
Sora: Oh no.
Pirate: But I’ll try my best… I see this on TV all the time. Um. Here it goes… We are gathered here today to witness the eternal bonding of a young couple. Um, Sora, do you vow your loyalty, faithfulness, and unbreakable love for Kairi? That you will never be caught doing anyone else, at a strip club, or behind the garbage can at McDonalds?
Sora: What?
Pirate: Do you take Kairi to be your awful wedded wife?
Sora: It’s lawfully wedded wife! And Yes I do.
Pirate: …Kairi, same question.
Kairi: I do.
Pirate: Put the rings on the lady!
Sora: slips Kairi’s ring on her finger and grins)
Pirate: Then by the flower invested in me…I now pronounce you man and woman…I mean husband and wife… You may suck the life out of the bride. (flies to food table)
Sora: kisses Kairi)
K-mom: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Sniff sniff! My little girl is getting married! (cries) WAAAAA!
S-mom: pats her on the back)
Tidus: Yay… (yawns) Wake me up and tell me who catches the bouquet. (turns over to sleep)
Kairi: aims the bouquet at Selphie)
Selphie: gasps). (jumps up and catches it) TIDUS! Wake up!
Tidus: Who caught it?!?
Selphie: I got it! I got it!!!
Tidus: …Oh goodie.
Sora: sweeps Kairi up and carries her to the table)
Everyone rushes over to get some food to eat
Pirate: laughs at Sora) Hahahahahaha!
Sora: What?
Pirate: Nothing! (eats nuts)
Riku: Sora, I got you something! (slides a container of pills across the table)
Sora: What are these for?
Riku: Read it, dumb ass.
Sora: …Wow Riku. Where’d you get these from?
Riku: My dad makes them.
Sora: Out of what?
Riku: He won’t tell me.
Sora: Thanks! (puts them in pocket)
Riku: You’ve got some boning to do tonight, bro!
Sora: You know me!
Riku: Consider it a wedding gift.
K-mom: slaps Sora’s arm) You took my little girl from me!
Sora: Ow! (snatches hand away) Geeze.
K-mom: grabs Kairi and squeezes her) You’re going to leave me like this, all alone!
Kairi: I’m not going anywhere! And I can’t breathe!
Selphie: walks over and pulls Kairi away)
K-mom: …WAAAAAAAAAA! EVERYBODY TAKES MY BABY AWAY FROM ME!
Selphie: Hey!
Kairi: Hey!
Selphie: squeals) EEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Kairi: squeals) EEEEEEEEEEEEH! (jumps up and down)
Selphie: You got married! (jumps up and down)
Kairi: I got married! (jumps up and down)
Selphie: I caught the bouquet! (jumps)
Kairi: I threw it to you! (jumps)
Selphie: You’re a wife!
Kairi: You’re next!
Selphie: You have a husband!
Kairi: I have a husband!
Selphie: Everyone’s looking at us like we’re stupid!!!
Kairi: Quick, run!
They walk separate ways and then sit back down at the table to eat more.
KingGabriel_VXI said:
i dont know gabe, i'd have to agree with ur sister...i see some goat resemblence in ya
. lol JUST KIDDING! luv the chapter! keep it up! ^.^Please post more Gabe.
He DOES! From the side view!redharry123 said:i dont know gabe, i'd have to agree with ur sister...i see some goat resemblence in ya
Well post more Gabriel! Or ill bite you!
but dont worry gabe, GOATS ROCK!!!! more!
Forced_Pain said:
Yah Gabe!! you better post more or your sister and i will come and BITE YOU!!!!!!.....beware Gabe, i've got rabies!!!!
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hehe you people are odd..post more soon
Sora: Riku gave me some pills. (shows them to Kairi)
Kairi: …Give me those! (hides them “somewhere” under her dress)
When most everyone has finished eating, Sora’s dad sets up a plastic microphone for anybody to say something.
Selphie: hits Tidus) Wake up!
Tidus: Damn it, woman! I’m up!
Selphie: Go up there!
Tidus: For what?!
Selphie: To say something! You’ve been sleeping the whole time. It’s the least you can do!
Tidus: Fine, whatever. (stands up and stretches). (yawns)
Selphie: Go! (pushes him)
Tidus: Hold on! (goes to the mice)
Selphie: Don’t embarrass anyone!
Tidus: …
T-mom: Say something, boy!
Tidus: First, I would like to apologize to Sora and Kairi for sleeping through your wedding. Selphie made me come up here, I was in the middle of…a good dream. I was up all night, waiting for Selphie to finish giving me a manicure.
Everyone turns and looks at Selphie.
Selphie: What?
Tidus: I want to congratulate Sora for being the perfect man for Kairi. Trust me, women are extremely hard to handle.
Riku: AMEN!
Sandy: Riku!
Tidus: I wake up every morning, comb my hair, just to have Selphie totally change the style. I go downstairs, my mom gives me a fresh baked cookie, and then I go outside. I spy on Selphie through her window and eventually toss a rock at it, we kiss, and then we go to the deck and just talk. When it gets dark, we go to her place, eat, go to her bedroom and she gives me make overs like I’m a Barbie doll or something. She sprays me with perfume, she puts beauty cream on my face, she polishes my nails, we kiss again and I go home. It seems terribly boring, but I like every minute of it because I get to spend it with her.
Selphie: tries not to cry)
Everybody goes “Aw” and Tidus sits back down and yawns.
Tidus: lays head on Selphie’s lap and goes to sleep)
Sandy: …This isn’t even about him and Selphie…
Riku: Shhh! (goes to mice) I’m only going to say a few words because I feel very stupid talking through a toy microphone. I’m really happy for Sora and Kairi because they are the first of the young couples to get married.
K-mom: He just called us old.
Riku: And if I know Sora, I know that he and Kairi will be very busy tonight. I wish you two a good night and I request that everyone leave them be. (winks at Sora)
Sora: Hehehehe!
Kairi’s mom runs up to the mice.
K-mom: It all happened so fast!
Kairi: Oh shit.
K-mom: I mean, she was a little baby in my arms! Then she was a toddler, running around the house butt naked!
Kairi: blushes)
K-mom: Then she was seven, and she was always doing stupid dangerous things, then she became a preteen and started getting flirty with the boys, and then she started becoming a woman-
Kairi: MOM!
K-mom: Then she was fourteen, and socking her dad out, then fifteen with a tongue ring, a tattoo and weird colors in her hair! And by the time she turned eighteen, I couldn’t go up to their bedroom without seeing a porno!
Kairi: Um.
K-mom: And now she’s married! Sora, you stole my little girl from me! (cries) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sora’s dad goes up to the mice and drags her back to her seat.
Kairi: Oh Geeze.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL!....erm
Kairi: …Give me those! (hides them “somewhere” under her dress)
When most everyone has finished eating, Sora’s dad sets up a plastic microphone for anybody to say something.
Selphie: hits Tidus) Wake up!
Tidus: Damn it, woman! I’m up!
Selphie: Go up there!
Tidus: For what?!
Selphie: To say something! You’ve been sleeping the whole time. It’s the least you can do!
Tidus: Fine, whatever. (stands up and stretches). (yawns)
Selphie: Go! (pushes him)
Tidus: Hold on! (goes to the mice)
Selphie: Don’t embarrass anyone!
Tidus: …
T-mom: Say something, boy!
Tidus: First, I would like to apologize to Sora and Kairi for sleeping through your wedding. Selphie made me come up here, I was in the middle of…a good dream. I was up all night, waiting for Selphie to finish giving me a manicure.
Everyone turns and looks at Selphie.
Selphie: What?
Tidus: I want to congratulate Sora for being the perfect man for Kairi. Trust me, women are extremely hard to handle.
Riku: AMEN!
Sandy: Riku!
Tidus: I wake up every morning, comb my hair, just to have Selphie totally change the style. I go downstairs, my mom gives me a fresh baked cookie, and then I go outside. I spy on Selphie through her window and eventually toss a rock at it, we kiss, and then we go to the deck and just talk. When it gets dark, we go to her place, eat, go to her bedroom and she gives me make overs like I’m a Barbie doll or something. She sprays me with perfume, she puts beauty cream on my face, she polishes my nails, we kiss again and I go home. It seems terribly boring, but I like every minute of it because I get to spend it with her.
Selphie: tries not to cry)
Everybody goes “Aw” and Tidus sits back down and yawns.
Tidus: lays head on Selphie’s lap and goes to sleep)
Sandy: …This isn’t even about him and Selphie…
Riku: Shhh! (goes to mice) I’m only going to say a few words because I feel very stupid talking through a toy microphone. I’m really happy for Sora and Kairi because they are the first of the young couples to get married.
K-mom: He just called us old.
Riku: And if I know Sora, I know that he and Kairi will be very busy tonight. I wish you two a good night and I request that everyone leave them be. (winks at Sora)
Sora: Hehehehe!
Kairi’s mom runs up to the mice.
K-mom: It all happened so fast!
Kairi: Oh shit.
K-mom: I mean, she was a little baby in my arms! Then she was a toddler, running around the house butt naked!
Kairi: blushes)
K-mom: Then she was seven, and she was always doing stupid dangerous things, then she became a preteen and started getting flirty with the boys, and then she started becoming a woman-
Kairi: MOM!
K-mom: Then she was fourteen, and socking her dad out, then fifteen with a tongue ring, a tattoo and weird colors in her hair! And by the time she turned eighteen, I couldn’t go up to their bedroom without seeing a porno!
Kairi: Um.
K-mom: And now she’s married! Sora, you stole my little girl from me! (cries) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sora’s dad goes up to the mice and drags her back to her seat.
Kairi: Oh Geeze.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL!....erm
POst more please.
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awsome chapter.... post more soon
that chapter made me laugh a lot
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Lol, I enjoyed EVERY ONE of these chapters! Except for that scene on page 8. It... scares me and I had to close my eyes and scroll down as quick as possible! ><; Yesh, yesh, the Pickle is soo immature.
xD Damn you man, you sound like a baby gettin breast feed or something.kingdom2917 said:
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Ya Kingdom all you ever say is more more more... You should comment more on what parts you liked and didn't
Its really good, and it always makes me laugh, hope you write more soon.
rikuishot333 said:Ya Kingdom all you ever say is more more more... You should comment more on what parts you liked and didn't
STFU, I only ask for more and don't complement cause Gabe already knows the whole part of the story is good, so instead of just saying " Gabe the whole part of that was good please post more" I just say post more.
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