Why?

[Gram]

Cause Standard Oil.

Why GM?

 

[State]

Because Durex.

Why General Electric?

 

[Gram]

Cause Morgan.

Why Goverment?

 

[State]

Because of Roxas.

Why was Xion the twentieth member?

 

[Gram]

Cause she wasn't.

Why can't Nomura make clothes without straps or zippers?

 

[State]

Because of Kitase.

Why is it Lightning Returns instead of Lightning Strikes Twice?

 

[testify]

....that's a good question.

Why the hell didn't you name it that Square? Fucking hell....

 

[State]

Because of DLC.

Why are my pants still hanging on my window?

 

[testify]

Still?

Why are they even on the window in the first place?

 

[Gram]

Cause new years.

Why leap year?

 

[State]

Because of Terra, Ventus and Aqua.

Why not King of the Rings?

 

[Gram]

Because lord of the dance sounds cooler.

Why not Anglo-saxon?

 

[State]

Because they like trumpets.

Why is my coffee so good?

 

[Gram]

It's not, your taste-buds have just lost their effectiveness.

Why would anyone drink coffee?

 

[Keyblade Seeker]

Because of the caffeine.

Why is the smallest cup in Starbucks Tall?

 

[testify]

Because the government is putting little nanobots in our coffee and they control us man. No seriously...listen to this. Like...the government, are you listening, like man, they put the nanobots in the coffee, alright, so that they could, like...get this...control us. Whoa bro, blowing my mind, pass the bong.

Why is meth illegal? Studies have shown there are zero negative effects.

 

[Gram]

Because uncle sam can't tax it.

Why is testify illegal?

 

[testify]

Cause every time I move to a new town, the pregnancy rate skyrockets.

Why hasn't the planet turned into Fallout yet?

 

[Gram]

Because every time you go to a new town birth and divorce rates skyrocket.

Why hasn't the planet turned into digimon yet?

 

[testify]

It already has. No one believes me though. Maybe that's why I'm talking to you from a mental institution.

Why don't you break me out?