Why?

[Korai]

because both foxes and fire are awesome, obviously

why does it sound like xigbar said "haaaaww, Dorito!" when he actually said "time to reload!"

 

[Keyblade Seeker]

Because you ears weren't clean at that time.

Why is this so quiet lately?

 

[Xbladewielder]

Because the duct-tape god put invisible duct-tape over every ones mouth.

Why is Sora on happy pills?

 

[Keyblade Seeker]

He is?

Why would anybody think that?

 

[Gram]

Why wouldn't anybody think that?

Why?

 

[testify]

Cause'

So why are all these threads like dead?

 

[Gram]

Cause you left me.

Why did you do that?

 

[Keyblade Seeker]

Why did s/he do what?

What are we talking about?

 

[Gram]

It doesn't concern you.

Why did you need to know?

 

[Solo]

Because I demanded him to find out.

Why did I just say that?

 

[Gram]

Cause your finally showing your true colors.

Why didn't we ever notice it before?

 

[Solo]

Because I haven't shown my true colours before.

Why does the sun go on shining?

 

[Gram]

Because Superman.

Why does the moon have craters?

 

[Solo]

Because Garchomp used Earthquake.

Why is there an earthquake on the moon?

 

[Gram]

Because Chuck Norris.

Why is there a robot on the moon?

 

[Keyblade Seeker]

Because it's really Desmond the Moon Bear in disguise.

Why did somebody put him there to die?

 

[Gram]

Cause pedobear.

Why do we rely on computers?

 

[Solo]

So that we'll get enslaved by them eventually.

Why are there sins?

 

[Gram]

Because women!

Why are there Casshern sins?

 

[testify]

Because.

Why do I even bother sometimes?