Why?

[KingdomKey]

We don't need the dead coming back to life.

Why is it so hard to be truthful?

 

[Anagram]

Because everyones to sensitive to blunt truth

Why wont KitKat admit to her brony nature?

 

[KingdomKey]

Because I'm not a brony and we all know it.

Why can't I fly?

 

[Anagram]

Because your not an alicorn yet

Why aren't you an alicorn yet?

 

[KingdomKey]

Because I don't want to be whatever an alicorn is.

Why can't I be the boss?

 

[Anagram]

Because your not an alicorn yet!

Why can't I be boss instead?

 

[KingdomKey]

Because there's no way I'll let you be the boss of me!

Why can't Izaya and Shizuo be real?

 

[BufferAqua]

Because life is mean

Why can't I do anything right now?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because a very small gremlin is standing in your way.

What does the gremlin want with BufferAndLoad?

 

[Anagram]

To marry her. Her trolling has attracted the wrong kinda men.

Why wont my arm quit trying to go to sleep?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because it's had a long die. Let it rest.

Why are my dreams so very weird?

 

[Anagram]

Because your eating spicy food before bed

Why can't I sleep well lately?

 

[BufferAqua]

Because Mega isn't there with you often anymore

Why can't I stop admiring Snow White in OUAT being a badass?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because you've fallen in love with her ;v;

Why are MMORPGs in SAO set up like they are? Seem like they wouldn't attract many players if you can't, say, log out when you want to, interact with the outside world, do quick travel, or design your own character.

 

[BufferAqua]

Because most people in the SAO will play anything, because of this generation losing hope for future ones.

Why can't I be a master troll in one day -o-

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because we have to kill Incognito to absorb his power first. But we'll get there someday soon, don't you worry.

Why does my chest feel weird?

 

[BufferAqua]

Your heart needs to be judged.

Why do I want meat?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because you want the more savory flavor that you can't get from sweets and snacks.

Why are wings so hard to draw?

 

[Anagram]

Because the power of flight is beyond us.

Why is feet so hard to draw?

 

[Sorafan]

Because something has to be

Why are hands so hard to draw