who needs help from the rapists?

[Lycanthrope]

Sexual White Chocolate and I have become therapists. both of us are very very good at figuring out why people need therapists. people come here looking for ways that therapists can help, and we're always glad to make house calls and surprise visits! who needs our assistance?

 

[Zen]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

im still a virgin

halp

 

[scubasteve]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

stay on khi, you'll lose your virginity eventually

 

[Solar]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

i'm not gay

 

[Monkey]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

well, im a professional analyst and a therapist

im what you'd call an analrapist

 

[Lycanthrope]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

well, im a professional analyst and a therapist

im what you'd call an analrapist

glad to see another colleague! now, i am compelled to ask you, where do you get your forget-me-nows?

 

[Monkey]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

glad to see another colleague! now, i am compelled to ask you, where do you get your forget-me-nows?

 

[inasuma]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

haven't been laid in about 4 months.

what's the problem doc???

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

haven't been laid in about 4 months.

what's the problem doc???

You haven't been playing the rape game, obviously. Ask her if she wants to play the rape game! If she says yes, that means she wants to play. If she says no, she's already started playing the game and you better keep up!

So, just play the rape game. If you feel at any point you've gone too far (like murdering her), I am not legally responsible for your actions. But just remember that she implied want to play the rape game.

Also, tell her she has nice shoes.

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

ur all gay btw

 

[Cexiangel]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

im still a virgin

halp

I turn 21 next month, and I'm also a virgin. No matter how bad your life gets, just remember that Acelegin/Sexy Angel is a bigger loser than you will ever be. Hope that makes you feel better!

 

[Ulti]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

Its ironic because Lyc is the one who is in desperate need of help.

 

[DMrayZ]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

Its ironic because Lyc is the one who is in desperate need of help.

This, X2

 

[CaptainMarvelQ8]

wow good job stealin my joke and deletin mah comment #asses

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

I'll have you know, I didn't even read your previous comment. Good day!

 

[scubasteve]

thanks for deleting those posts, i just got a new dog and she was fuming at that shit

 

[Lycanthrope]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

Its ironic because Lyc is the one who is in desperate need of help.

you're angry at the world

 

[inasuma]

Re: who needs help from therapists?

You haven't been playing the rape game, obviously. Ask her if she wants to play the rape game! If she says yes, that means she wants to play. If she says no, she's already started playing the game and you better keep up!

So, just play the rape game. If you feel at any point you've gone too far (like murdering her), I am not legally responsible for your actions. But just remember that she implied want to play the rape game.

Also, tell her she has nice shoes.

yo bro your advice is so legit

i went up to this chick yesterday, "yo babe nice fishnets" and she was all over my peen

 

[Eventua]

This thread is very silly and I don't like it. ¬_¬

AlsoI'mStillAVirginDoesKHInsider'sForumsProvideMarriageServices?IfSoDoesAnyoneWantToGetHitched?

 

[Cexiangel]

I'm depressed because I can't find the meaning of my life.