DIS...A...PPOINT...MENT!!! That's all there was to his Hors D'oeurve?! I thought it would look SOOO much better!!! I swear if it does something like "makes you empty" I'm suing the author! Cause I came up with a food item like that WAY long ago!!!
Mineral Bread- Far out in the hottest of deserts lays the “Tomb of Hunger” a place where even the fullest of people become hungry upon entering its dark room. Thousands of years ago the ancient Egyptian pharaohs of Gourmet dined themselves on the most delicious of foods, happy as they were the pharaohs wanted more, to eat even at their fullest, so to achieve this goal every pharaoh in Gourmet Egypt ordered their cooks to make a food that would actually make them hungrier. After a decade of experimentation the pharaohs got their wish, and obtained the Mineral Bread, a bread to actually eat away at any nutrition you may have had, its nickname is the “Perfect Appetizer” because of its ability to give any eater an empty belly before eating their next meal. In order to keep this from other hunger fanatics the pharaohs ordered for every Mineral Bread to be sealed away and to never be taken out unless for that of royalty; unfortunately they did too good a job, with all the creatures and beasts guarding no one could get in to retrieve the Bread, not even the pharaohs.