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Top 25 Most Ridiculous (Awesome) Weapons



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Mr.Toots is a magical rainbow-farting unicorn

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I remember seeing a similar article a long time ago. Was extremely pleased to see the Double Chainsaw Paddle. At least a few Dead Rising weapons made it to this one, that game has the craziest weapons.
 

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the gunblade is a stupid weapon.

so is the keyblade, in fact
 

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No, you're stupid you...you...*insert meanest insult possible*

okay why do you need a weapon that is both a gun and a sword. a gun will kill things just fine, and much faster with far less danger than a sword.

using a giant key as a weapon is stupid and i don't care what you call me in response to that it's the DUMBEST THING EVER
 

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Being a bit of a Red Faction fan, I'm happy to see Mr. Toots at #1. Although I wish Red Faction: Guerrilla's Ostrich Hammer would have made the list somewhere :(
 

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okay why do you need a weapon that is both a gun and a sword. a gun will kill things just fine, and much faster with far less danger than a sword.
Actually it's the same concept as a bayonet, just taking it further. Fire at range, cut/stab when close up. It's a pretty effective/awesome weapon when you think about it.

using a giant key as a weapon is stupid and i don't care what you call me in response to that it's the DUMBEST THING EVER

When you see what it's capable of, not so much. But in concept...yeah it's pretty damn stupid.
 

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Pretty much what quiteMAD said and in the 21st century we have this version:

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Also i like the Keyblade. Well i'd like the chainsaw even more but Disney are a bunch of pussycats. ;P
 

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I would think a plush toy (i.e. Cactuar, Moogle, etc.) that is used by Lulu to cast Black Magic spells would be on the list.

Edit: Never mind I found it, don't know how I missed it.
 

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GTA San Andreas had a dildo as a weapon first >:c
 

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GTA San Andreas had a dildo as a weapon first >:c

That's exactly what I thought when I read that, and I thought that the dildo being in San Andreas was funnier because it's more of a serious game, minus all of the cheat codes that everyone uses. Don't act like you don't
 

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I'm glad I pre-ordered Saint's Row: The Third. And THQ sent out actual dildo-bats? That sounds hilarious.
 

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Actually it's the same concept as a bayonet, just taking it further. Fire at range, cut/stab when close up. It's a pretty effective/awesome weapon when you think about it.

It was a very ineffective weapon. It needed to have a piercing sword-like attachment because those guns took so goddamn long to actually fire.

There's a reason we don't use them anymore.
 

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I've always found this weapon from Ratchet: Deadlocked to be rather ridiculous.



Skip to 4:08.

I mean, really? GIANT RAINBOW BEAMS OF DOOM FROM THE HEAVENS are rather ridiculous.
 

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It was a very ineffective weapon. It needed to have a piercing sword-like attachment because those guns took so goddamn long to actually fire.

There's a reason we don't use them anymore.

Because they carry easy to equip combat knives. But they'd save alot of time if the combat knife was part of the gun. :3
 
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